If Football Coaches Were Honest...
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2017
- "I did my part, these players just aint no good." Comedian John Crist doing a postgame interview as the honest football coach.
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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"Ya I got 22 excuses 11 on the offense and 11 on the defense." 😂😂😂
Haha
That had me dead asf😂💀💤
Hahahaha
Special teams must've done their job
Yep
I can see the entire script for the video by just reading the comments
Basically.
Hell right
You’re not wrong
Well he’s got a point
Ikr
“Our offense coordinator gets his moves from madden, rookie mode.”
*plays
@@joelien7486 both
*offensive Madden
The rookie mode part started to suffocate me
Using the cheifs
“Our red zone defense is like Oprah, you get a touchdown, you get a touchdown, you get a touchdown” I am dying
Dude our football team went 0-8 and it basically went like that
Why is it funny? Oprah does that?
Chewy Suarez oprah used to just give audiences gifts, idk much about her i never really liked her
Chewy Suarez Oprah always gives gifts to ALL of the attendees to her shows. One time , she gave everyone 1 car each( Pontiac G-6)!
Slime-me TV damn really?😂 I don’t know much about her but damn a car to everyone?😂
“I have three white receivers” bill belichick wants to know your location
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
😂😂😭😭😭
Bill Bellichick*
Antonio Brown wants to know *your* location
Welker, holgan, ammendola that's 3 white receivers who have super bowl wins . What's he talking about ? I agree that was a bad joke .
"we tried to recruit bigger, better players, but they went to good schools" 😂 that's true for most coaches
Steven Rogers Every SEC team that isn’t Alabama
Like 700
@@MrCnote1993a lot has changed since your comment😂
@@gsl649ain’t no way you came back to a comment 4 years later bc Alabama is not as good now 😂
Frick alabama
“Quote from the video” 😂😂😂
“Lmao 🤣😂🤣” 💀 💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
ong bro i felt that😂😂😂😂
LMAOOOOOO😭😭😭
LMAO YEOOO
I’m dying rn 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
" We tried to recruit bigger better players, they just went to good schools " LMFAO
" Im down to Rick Pitino some guys if I need to, but not at this level, Im not going to jail for these kids " DOUBLE LMFAO
I'm a UofL fan and I'm dying
@@williambohannon6264 same lmao
What does the Rick Pitino joke mean?
@@deng7879 The recruiting scandal which got him and AD Tom Jurich fired
@@williambohannon6264 what’s hilarious he’s coaching at Iona and you already know they cheatin
I have 3 white receivers 😂💀🤣💀😂
BEST ONE...and the no credit to the other team lol
What if all 3 are like Jordi Nelson?
Snoop Hogg Or Adam Thielen 🤔
The Patriots won a Superbowl with Hogan, Edelman, and Amendola, not to mention Gronk
Y'all really aren't bout to get worked up over this are y'all 😂😂
“No credit to the other team, the other team is awful” I’m done😂😂
Chicken4life lol so true for high school
Chicken4life This is my home stadium
I guess bulldogs like tigers
Yeet hell nah. I guess hogs like bulldogs
TigerBait 🐯 I’m not a state fan lol
My dad coaches for a D3 school and I can confirm. This is what they're all like😂
I live by one of the worst D3 football teams in the country... Finlandia University
@@IgnoretheButter damn. Imagine being the worst D3 school. Probably could and would get beat by some mid-tier high school teams.
@@howardbaxter2514 this is actually a really interesting debate. And I played fcs level. But I used to tell people that an average d3 team would blow out the #1 hs team in the country and stand by that. Grown men, way more time practicing and watching film and better coaching plus even the best hs team in the country starts one or two guys that are d3 players or worse. Besides maybe img they may start all fcs or better players but even they would lose. Buuuuut the worst d3 team in the country now that is a close call I do think maybe there are hs teams that could beat them lol
@@tdawg6877 the worst d3 school would likely get out coached by the high school teams.
@@howardbaxter2514 very seriously doubt that. Especially when you said mid tier hs teams. No fucking way. I won a state championship in hs and the level of coaching especially in the passing game/route combinations play calling of plays vs teams likely coverage the coaching of pass defense having linebackers know how to pass drop and running more than three basic coverages is a huuuuuuuuuge difference in hs and college. Mostly due to time constraints on how often u can spend time with the kids to install and watch film but also the time constraints on coaches who teach or work a day job and can’t sit in the film room and break down every single play of the other teams season and have valuable data on the percentages they run plays out of formations on certain downs and distances. The one thing I’m certain of 100 percent is that even the worst d3 team in the country will be more prepared and have better coaching than a hs team.
“Every body in the locker room is like we’re in this together guys! Whatever happens we’re in this together!”
“I’m like not me! I’m out!”
I can't quote my favorite line because all of them are perfect
NDandHBCentral factss
Awesome
"Im not going to jail for these kids!" 😂😂
NDandHBCentral 👌
My summary
He has 22 problems, well it sounds like the kicker and punter are doing there job. 🤣
With a team like that, punter probably got the most time on the field
He was talking about who played the most that game
Punter got the teams MVP award
@@thedrunkwhale324 No, the league's MVP award
Joshua Resendes omg r/whoooosh
"I'm down to Rick Pitino some guys if I need to, but not at this level. I'm not going to jail for these kids" 😂😂😂
Trump would be a great o- line coach: “alright guys, build a wall, don’t let them in.”
I am literally dying right now🤣
I'm dead lol
and when the ref makes a call he disagrees with:
_"Fake news"_
Would be expensive to manage that football team tho, building a wall every game
And then fail to implement it.
How the Miami Dolphins coach was at the end of the Ravens game
X Winford screw u it’s called tanking for a qb
@@tristandatta9036 bruh the dolphins just suck just accept that fact...
As a Dolphins fan I can confirm
Nah that’s facts😂😂
X Winford nah it was more like the Steelers coach at the end of the patriots game
“I’m not going to jail for these kids” hahaha
“We put in plays for Peyton Manning, he plays like cooper manning” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I got three white receivers” 😂😂
WIDE receivers.
And three black assistant coach’s
@@MyReligionIs2DoGood not sure if your joking or misheard
“Our offensive line is like Obama’s immigration policy, let everybody in” 😂 💀
Wild Card that comment was gold
As funny as it is, it's sadly true !
@@jamesalvarez8581 actually the TRUTH is that Obama deported more illegals than ANY. OTHER. PRESIDENT. but you wont hear that on fox news, so it must not be true, huh?
Dear morons: Obama deported more migrants than any president in US history, and Trump’s numbers are lower.
Buck Futtler this is funny as hell
Lmao😂"my offrnsive cordinator is horrible he gets his plays from madden rookie mode"😂😂😂im weak
IKR
Can you edit it to spell offensive right sorry ocd
Colton Meadows can you put a period is triggering me oCd.
Yea we watched the vid too
Cute and funny videos lmao u got more likes than him in 1 day and his comments been there for 8 months
He plays like “Cooper Manning” LMFAO😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ironically Cooper was projected to be the best of the 3 brothers before he found out about spinal stenosis.
😳 0:32 ...I literally died and came back to life laughing so damn hard!🤣
"Do we have a chance next weekend? No, we don't. We're 0 and 8. We're not good at football."
I needed that laugh!
seashmore this video describes the Browns
seashmore playoffs voice! Lol! Peace!
seashmore Hits too close to home for my high school. 1-8 season this year
ssanchez_2001 9 months later and you can’t say that
Like Oprah lol "you get a touchdown, you get a touchdown, you get a touchdown" love it!
Ayerim 😂😂😂
I read this as I listened lol
0:23 our offensive line is like Obama's immigration policy, let everyone through 🤣🤣
It's funny ppl say that when Obama actually deported alot of ppl
@@Noadvantage246 Sure also let in tens of thousands of illegal immigrants, and his immigration policy was overall shit.
@@shivamsrivastava6312 He didn't let illegals in, he deported more than Trump. Only real difference is he protected dreamers (people brought here illegally as a kid) and was open to legal immigration which Trump has tried to also stop. So in what way was it shit?
@@Noadvantage246 Obama deported more people than Trump, ended the “wet foot, dry foot” policy, built most of the “concentration camps” and “cages” that were used to house detainees at the border, deployed pepper bombs and tear gas over 80 times, put kids in cages, and maintained a registry of all Muslim immigrants in the United States. (He quietly ended the Muslim registry in 2016 after the media went on a feeding frenzy accusing Trump of wanting to impose a Muslim registry.)
However, Obama also used an executive order to implement the DACA program, which granted amnesty to immigrant children in the United States, inadvertently (or advertently) leading to a crisis of more than 100,000 illegal, unaccompanied minors housed in cages on the border. Republican members of Congress tried to get into the see the facilities, but the Obama administration blocked both media and congressional access to the facilities.
Obama also sued a few US states for trying to enforce federal immigration laws in their states.
Trump has allowed DACA to stand, and he actually offered to exceed Democrat demands for amnesty as long as they were willing to fund the wall, but the Democrats shot that down. He has deployed tear gas at the border once. Contrary to the media hype, Trump has not tried to reinstate the Muslim registry. He did try to implement a 90-day travel ban on immigrants from a list of nations that the Obama administration identified as the most dangerous sponsors of terrorism, but that was struck down.
Of course, throughout 2017, the media actually gave Trump credit for a string of raids and deportations that were actually planned and organized by the Obama administration.
Trump has also managed to cut illegal immigration by more than half after applying economic pressure to Mexico.
Hey, let's all enjoy the video's greatness and not spark debates. Capiche?
“22 excuses.11 on my offense 11 on my defense. Brilliant
"I got three white receivers." 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Edleman, Thielen, Jordy Nelson.
I dont get it. I dont watch football. Explain?
I Face Camp hes saying white people are bad pretty much. if the same was said about black people everyone would flip the fuck out. i hate my generations culture. an entire generation has been tricked into thinking being anti white is being anti racist, when its just racism all around.
Wilson Rochford ok but they are professionals this is about high schoolers
Can we just admire the fact that he went to an actual football game to film this. #ProductionValue 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Miss Myoozikal a college too.. and surprisingly a good one
Sure if you consider a stadium that’s for high schools a college stadium. I go to that school and that’s undeniably newsom stadium.
@@Fangis yeah lmao that's definitely newsom
Fan gis yea
He even dressed like a high school football coach lol
"I have three white receivers" actually hilarious
What does that mean?
@@ekkehard8 well it's technically a fact that some of if not all the best receivers are black not white so just to jab and make fun at his receivers
we tried to recruit bigger, better players, but they went to good schools.” I feel that 😂
“We put in plays for Peyton Manning, he plays like Cooper Manning”
How to intentionally roast the most important player on your team
Funny thing is, Peyton and Eli both have said numerous times that Cooper was better than either of them. He just was never able to play.
trevorvolcom7 , yeah , I was not sure of his statement because I thought Cooper Manning is pretty good? That’s what they said but he didn’t play in the NFL? I wonder why.
@@trevorvolcom7 But he played WR not QB.
@@kings5364 Cooper Manning has spinal stenosis
@@kings5364 He was paralyzed in a car accident. That's the joke
Every Cleveland Browns coach
Aaron Goatnandez #suicidesquad #thuglife #ripperoni LMFAO
Aaron Goatnandez #suicidesquad #thuglife #ripperoni And every Detroit Lions coach.
Lol
tjk200081 Don't hate on Detroit...........Matt Stafford is one of the best QBs if he had a decent run game and an o-line then he would be even better.
Jesse Koning what about the 2008 lions
“No credit to the other team, the other team is terrible”🤣💀🤣💀
My offensive coordinator gets half of his plays off of madden rookie mode😂😂😂💀💀💀
" I've got 22 excuses!!" Lol
Amanda 83 that killed me
11 on my offense and 11 on my defense 😂😂😂
Too honest. Way too honest.
Lol
He's wearing a San jose sharks hat lol. Do you think if it was real he'd be wearing a hat with the logo.
Jahangir Laskonis yea hes not the coach, he has his own channel where he makes funny videos, just like this one!!!
“Do we have a chance next week, no we’re 0-8 we’re not good at football” I’m dying I don’t know what about that but s so funny but I just can’t bro
Imagine everyone just ready to go out and do their best and the coach just says "y'all are terrible. You're gonna lose"
“I’m down to Rick Pitino this thing if I need too.” 😂😂😂😂
Tate O'Bryan what does he mean
mardoche panumpabi Rick Pitino is a college basketball coach who payed his players to come play for Louisville.
Jesse Koning he payed 1 player... Who didnt spend 1 second on the court in Louisville Uniform
Actually I think ADIDAS paid him didn't they?
Lou yes. Adidas was involved in part of their contract renewal. Or it could be the Katrina Powell story but probably paying a player who didn’t see paint
"Do we have a chance next week? No we don't. We are 0-8. We are not good at football."
“I’m not willing to go to jail for these kids” had me on the floor purple
He must have Freddie Kitchens as his OC
Obama's immigration policy! I'm dying 😂
Melissa Saco I am too lmao
Yea that didn't make sense Obama has deported more people than the last 4 presidents combined
Enterprise Earth im not sure you even heard what he said
yea I heard , Obama didn't let everybody through ..... he actually hit record numbers in deportation
it's a joke that doesn't make sense ...
"I got 22 excuses, 11 on my offense and 11 on my defense" 😂 killed me
Clifton Williams what about special teams?
They are “special”
After a bad day, all we need is one of these videos, he cracks me up on every video
😂😂
I thought this guy was the coach of our highschool football team. We have lost 16 games straight by 30 points or more. Our kicker has punted the ball 4 times behind him.
Even I could do better
Well the kicker doesn’t typically punt
Actually that’s at my hs stadium. Not our coach though so it must be the visitors
@@Goldilocks-wt7rz he isn't a coach just a comedian but the first comment is pretty accurate for Mansfield football rn
Is that possible?
"Obamas immigration policy let everybody threw." 😂😂😂
American Patriot through** ;)
Super Nova Sorry not Sorry. ;) seriously why do people care about grammar on TH-cam? This baffles my mind. It's not college or English essay class. :) by the way I'm not yelling at you lol. I just don't care about my grammar on TH-cam lol
I'm down to Rick Pitino these guys... OhMyGosh. #hilarious
It was not a grammatical error... you simply used the wrong word. ;)
You used the wrong word, plain and simple. No one is a grammar Nazi, just accept you used the wrong word.
“You know what I got 22 excuses: 11 on my offense and 11 on my defense”😂😂
“Like not me dude I’m outta here this team’s terrible” 😂😂😂
"I'm down to Rick Pitino some guys if I need to, but not at this level, I'm not going to jail for these kids"
LOL
Orange02Blue03 that hurt me 😭😭
I’m a Louisville fan so I was getting mad 😭😭
I got 3 white receivers: we put in plays for Peyton Manning he plays like cooper Manning 😂😂😂
corey yo Cooper Manning was a beast
John W he never even played college bro 😁🐘💨
Not because he was trash. Do your research
John W I know what happened to him he just never had a chance I just think in the time they played cooler was worse
Mister C4 No Peyton even says Cooper was way better than him
Mad respect for this coach for the honesty and being a Stars fan
“22 excuses 11 on offense and 11 on defense” had me dying
"I got three white receivers" 😂😂
@Thunder Strike he said white as a joke
Bro my team only has white receivers fight me bic
Racist
@Honkpilled Honkkler definitely said white
@@brandonboggs2656 STFU
😂😂😂😭😂 This is so perfect because you know it's not just the Fans that talk like this, some of these Coaches think but are smart enough not to say it. 😂
The falcons and jets coaches right now...
“The offensive line is like Obama’s immigration policy, let everybody through.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA, WELL SAID!
The Rick Pitino joke is gold.
This is one of THE funniest videos I've ever watched! I'm the GM for a semi-pro football team, and I'm quite sure there are coaches that feel this way at times!
Love your comedy brother!
Please come to Michigan SOON!!!
I wonder if Jim Harbaugh has felt like saying this?
I am sure Sean McDermott thinks like this sometimes.
In our offensive line it’s like Obama’s immigration policy. “Let everybody in” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying😂😂
Thank you so much for posting this
"I got 22 excuses. 11 on my offense and 11 on my defense." Hahahah!!!!
“I got 3 white receivers” 😂😂 well played sir
IAM not going to jail for these kids😂😂😂
The Rick Pitino line though.. LOL!!
steven green who is Rick
That was just disrespectful
Laughing so hard! What a perfect video to start my day. God bless you John~!
“Not me in out of here”
Yell said
This is the type of brutal honesty we used to hear before the era of everybody's special, everyone gets a trophy, don't say it even if it's true and everyone already knows it lest we hurt someone's feelings.
Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your offense?
Coach McKay: I'm in favor of it.
That is by far one of the greatest coaching quotes of all time.
Best ever. Hands down. Not even close...
This clip never gets old!! 😂😂
Man he going in lol honesty at its best 😅😂 I'm dying 🤣
Do we have a chance next week, No we don't we're 0-8 😂😂
This is the most I’ve ever laughed in a single minute
Bruuhhh i’m dead
“Yeah i mean i’m willing to Rick Patino some guys”
This is a work of absolute beauty
This has been in my recommended 3 days in a row and I’ve watched it every time.
This guy needs to be one of the guys in the box calling the game! 😂
"Our offensive line is like Obama's immigration policy. Let everybody in."!!!
Obama deported more illegals than any other president...FACT.
Buck Futtler you have to let them in first to deport them... FACT
Tristan C thankyou obama opened doors for chain migration which is the main way of immigration. It doesnt matter if he deports illegals if way more people are coming in anyway.
@@tristancosta6790, they have to get in. That doesn't mean that they came during Obama's presidency, much less that he let them in. And it also doesn't mean that when they came in it was illegal. Many people just overstay their visa. The majority of people who do that are, by the way, Canadian, but of course that's never mentioned because most of them are white. The claim is just false, much like the barb at Cooper manning, and many other nonsensical claims in the vid.
Neil Sims Yea, because all those threatening canadian’s are really hurting us. I hate seeing all the stuff about the Canadian syrup cartels and hockey stick smuggling happening. We need a Canadian border wall now!
When he says I got three white receivers that gets me every time
Hilarious video man! Thank you! 😭
"He gets his plays from Madden rookie mode" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is what Jeremy Pruitt was thinking Saturday.
This is absolutely brilliant!
Comedy gold from start to finish
Bro that’s my district’s stadium-HECK YEAH
You're hilarious, I enjoy your videos 🙂
Love you John
this is so funny. my dad is coaching this year he has coached for 10 years and this is him when he gets in the car lol
I did my part💀
This right here is exactly what the Brown's coach be thinking in his head after every game. Lol, I like the Brown's thou. Y'all keep grinding. Y'all make it to the SB eventually. Fly eagles fly.
Wtf
The Obama boarder defense “Everybody get through”
Now that’s funny
*border
That's my teams skill level, we are currently on a 20 game losing streak!
Let everbody through im dead 😂😂💀💀
Poor Cooper. The forgotten Brother. lol. I feel so bad for him. If he'd been given the chance he may have been the best out of all of them.
Loru Y cooper had an injury and isn’t allowed to play football
ZJaffeGames I know. That's why I feel bad for him. If he'd had the chance who knows how good he would have been. But he's a great Brother to be so supportive of Peyton and Eli.
Possibly but it would've been tough comparing an elite WR to an elite QB. Peyton would likely win out.
This was fantastic.
This is hilarious 🤣! Wtg made my day 🤣!
You get a touchdown and you get a touchdown and you get a touchdown! LMFAO!!!
Laughing so hard I started to cry.