If Football Coaches Were Honest...

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  • @ameliaquintero5374
    @ameliaquintero5374 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19731

    "Ya I got 22 excuses 11 on the offense and 11 on the defense." 😂😂😂

  • @unclelumbago5654
    @unclelumbago5654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7484

    “Our offense coordinator gets his moves from madden, rookie mode.”

    • @joelien7486
      @joelien7486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      *plays

    • @Abroadinkorea711
      @Abroadinkorea711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@joelien7486 both

    • @rindjint3205
      @rindjint3205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *offensive Madden

    • @pokal3b831
      @pokal3b831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The rookie mode part started to suffocate me

    • @ImAnEmu
      @ImAnEmu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Using the cheifs

  • @brycenhasacat9582
    @brycenhasacat9582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4840

    I can see the entire script for the video by just reading the comments

  • @cjsmith5659
    @cjsmith5659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12404

    “I have three white receivers” bill belichick wants to know your location

    • @xbacongrizzler699
      @xbacongrizzler699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @kevenrowe2958
      @kevenrowe2958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      😂😂😭😭😭

    • @ValeticalYT
      @ValeticalYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bill Bellichick*

    • @16kings
      @16kings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Antonio Brown wants to know *your* location

    • @humansaredumfuckthemtodeat9461
      @humansaredumfuckthemtodeat9461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Welker, holgan, ammendola that's 3 white receivers who have super bowl wins . What's he talking about ? I agree that was a bad joke .

  • @NDandHBCentral
    @NDandHBCentral 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8630

    I can't quote my favorite line because all of them are perfect

  • @SW-et4zb
    @SW-et4zb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1198

    “Quote from the video” 😂😂😂

    • @InfinityBladeStudios
      @InfinityBladeStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      “Lmao 🤣😂🤣” 💀 💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @joshgreenwood4995
      @joshgreenwood4995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ong bro i felt that😂😂😂😂

    • @dylanrosenkrantz4474
      @dylanrosenkrantz4474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAOOOOOO😭😭😭

    • @nuju250
      @nuju250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO YEOOO

    • @thefakenotckh5062
      @thefakenotckh5062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m dying rn 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @chocolatemilk9102
    @chocolatemilk9102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5215

    “No credit to the other team, the other team is awful” I’m done😂😂

    • @RyanRapid
      @RyanRapid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Chicken4life lol so true for high school

    • @LEMONZEBRA554
      @LEMONZEBRA554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chicken4life This is my home stadium

    • @officergreg1318
      @officergreg1318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess bulldogs like tigers

    • @chocolatemilk9102
      @chocolatemilk9102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeet hell nah. I guess hogs like bulldogs

    • @officergreg1318
      @officergreg1318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TigerBait 🐯 I’m not a state fan lol

  • @StevenRogers268
    @StevenRogers268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3404

    "we tried to recruit bigger, better players, but they went to good schools" 😂 that's true for most coaches

    • @MrCnote1993
      @MrCnote1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Steven Rogers Every SEC team that isn’t Alabama

    • @bradenrobertson8211
      @bradenrobertson8211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like 700

    • @gsl649
      @gsl649 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrCnote1993a lot has changed since your comment😂

    • @AceWillliams
      @AceWillliams ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gsl649ain’t no way you came back to a comment 4 years later bc Alabama is not as good now 😂

    • @MilesFlink1
      @MilesFlink1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frick alabama

  • @fs3o4_chris82
    @fs3o4_chris82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +990

    " We tried to recruit bigger better players, they just went to good schools " LMFAO
    " Im down to Rick Pitino some guys if I need to, but not at this level, Im not going to jail for these kids " DOUBLE LMFAO

    • @williambohannon6264
      @williambohannon6264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm a UofL fan and I'm dying

    • @johnlongmeyer7269
      @johnlongmeyer7269 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williambohannon6264 same lmao

    • @deng7879
      @deng7879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does the Rick Pitino joke mean?

    • @williambohannon6264
      @williambohannon6264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@deng7879 The recruiting scandal which got him and AD Tom Jurich fired

    • @cannonbros8487
      @cannonbros8487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@williambohannon6264 what’s hilarious he’s coaching at Iona and you already know they cheatin

  • @abdullahabudaabes2331
    @abdullahabudaabes2331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5930

    “Our red zone defense is like Oprah, you get a touchdown, you get a touchdown, you get a touchdown” I am dying

    • @justawhiteguywitharocketla590
      @justawhiteguywitharocketla590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Dude our football team went 0-8 and it basically went like that

    • @Mendoza1414
      @Mendoza1414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why is it funny? Oprah does that?

    • @trisakkhanal1036
      @trisakkhanal1036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Chewy Suarez oprah used to just give audiences gifts, idk much about her i never really liked her

    • @u.s.a.7164
      @u.s.a.7164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chewy Suarez Oprah always gives gifts to ALL of the attendees to her shows. One time , she gave everyone 1 car each( Pontiac G-6)!

    • @Mendoza1414
      @Mendoza1414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Slime-me TV damn really?😂 I don’t know much about her but damn a car to everyone?😂

  • @84kookies56
    @84kookies56 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5190

    Lmao😂"my offrnsive cordinator is horrible he gets his plays from madden rookie mode"😂😂😂im weak

    • @milkyman3021
      @milkyman3021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IKR

    • @bambamcam7413
      @bambamcam7413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can you edit it to spell offensive right sorry ocd

    • @garrettera1020
      @garrettera1020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Colton Meadows can you put a period is triggering me oCd.

    • @valliro8154
      @valliro8154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea we watched the vid too

    • @jahjahjah
      @jahjahjah 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cute and funny videos lmao u got more likes than him in 1 day and his comments been there for 8 months

  • @koty4558
    @koty4558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    "I'm down to Rick Pitino some guys if I need to, but not at this level. I'm not going to jail for these kids" 😂😂😂

  • @donniepoff5476
    @donniepoff5476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1886

    “I’m not going to jail for these kids” hahaha

  • @erikreyna7583
    @erikreyna7583 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18835

    I have 3 white receivers 😂💀🤣💀😂

    • @setnomA
      @setnomA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      BEST ONE...and the no credit to the other team lol

    • @snoophogg1177
      @snoophogg1177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      What if all 3 are like Jordi Nelson?

    • @BigDoughBoy202
      @BigDoughBoy202 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Snoop Hogg Or Adam Thielen 🤔

    • @shaunmathew6652
      @shaunmathew6652 7 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      The Patriots won a Superbowl with Hogan, Edelman, and Amendola, not to mention Gronk

    • @spadeplaladin5
      @spadeplaladin5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      Y'all really aren't bout to get worked up over this are y'all 😂😂

  • @chaseross8900
    @chaseross8900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    My dad coaches for a D3 school and I can confirm. This is what they're all like😂

    • @IgnoretheButter
      @IgnoretheButter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I live by one of the worst D3 football teams in the country... Finlandia University

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@IgnoretheButter damn. Imagine being the worst D3 school. Probably could and would get beat by some mid-tier high school teams.

    • @tdawg6877
      @tdawg6877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@howardbaxter2514 this is actually a really interesting debate. And I played fcs level. But I used to tell people that an average d3 team would blow out the #1 hs team in the country and stand by that. Grown men, way more time practicing and watching film and better coaching plus even the best hs team in the country starts one or two guys that are d3 players or worse. Besides maybe img they may start all fcs or better players but even they would lose. Buuuuut the worst d3 team in the country now that is a close call I do think maybe there are hs teams that could beat them lol

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tdawg6877 the worst d3 school would likely get out coached by the high school teams.

    • @tdawg6877
      @tdawg6877 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@howardbaxter2514 very seriously doubt that. Especially when you said mid tier hs teams. No fucking way. I won a state championship in hs and the level of coaching especially in the passing game/route combinations play calling of plays vs teams likely coverage the coaching of pass defense having linebackers know how to pass drop and running more than three basic coverages is a huuuuuuuuuge difference in hs and college. Mostly due to time constraints on how often u can spend time with the kids to install and watch film but also the time constraints on coaches who teach or work a day job and can’t sit in the film room and break down every single play of the other teams season and have valuable data on the percentages they run plays out of formations on certain downs and distances. The one thing I’m certain of 100 percent is that even the worst d3 team in the country will be more prepared and have better coaching than a hs team.

  • @seashmore
    @seashmore 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1633

    "Do we have a chance next weekend? No, we don't. We're 0 and 8. We're not good at football."
    I needed that laugh!

    • @ssanchez_
      @ssanchez_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      seashmore this video describes the Browns

    • @LGKids
      @LGKids 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      seashmore playoffs voice! Lol! Peace!

    • @Daily_Bassist
      @Daily_Bassist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      seashmore Hits too close to home for my high school. 1-8 season this year

    • @karu6
      @karu6 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ssanchez_2001 9 months later and you can’t say that

  • @mireyat75
    @mireyat75 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2448

    Like Oprah lol "you get a touchdown, you get a touchdown, you get a touchdown" love it!

  • @myron6305
    @myron6305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    “Every body in the locker room is like we’re in this together guys! Whatever happens we’re in this together!”
    “I’m like not me! I’m out!”

  • @bradenrobertson8211
    @bradenrobertson8211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5472

    He has 22 problems, well it sounds like the kicker and punter are doing there job. 🤣

    • @Matthew_Calmert
      @Matthew_Calmert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +692

      With a team like that, punter probably got the most time on the field

    • @joshuaresendes5671
      @joshuaresendes5671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He was talking about who played the most that game

    • @thedrunkwhale324
      @thedrunkwhale324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Punter got the teams MVP award

    • @bradenrobertson8211
      @bradenrobertson8211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@thedrunkwhale324 No, the league's MVP award

    • @nathancook1736
      @nathancook1736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Joshua Resendes omg r/whoooosh

  • @xwinford9414
    @xwinford9414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4105

    How the Miami Dolphins coach was at the end of the Ravens game

    • @tristandatta9036
      @tristandatta9036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      X Winford screw u it’s called tanking for a qb

    • @BLATRIX.
      @BLATRIX. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@tristandatta9036 bruh the dolphins just suck just accept that fact...

    • @vtl1965
      @vtl1965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      As a Dolphins fan I can confirm

    • @jamesbarragan6293
      @jamesbarragan6293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah that’s facts😂😂

    • @markkuchma1847
      @markkuchma1847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      X Winford nah it was more like the Steelers coach at the end of the patriots game

  • @carterbunch6821
    @carterbunch6821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    0:23 our offensive line is like Obama's immigration policy, let everyone through 🤣🤣

    • @Noadvantage246
      @Noadvantage246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's funny ppl say that when Obama actually deported alot of ppl

    • @shivamsrivastava6312
      @shivamsrivastava6312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Noadvantage246 Sure also let in tens of thousands of illegal immigrants, and his immigration policy was overall shit.

    • @Noadvantage246
      @Noadvantage246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@shivamsrivastava6312 He didn't let illegals in, he deported more than Trump. Only real difference is he protected dreamers (people brought here illegally as a kid) and was open to legal immigration which Trump has tried to also stop. So in what way was it shit?

    • @shivamsrivastava6312
      @shivamsrivastava6312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Noadvantage246 Obama deported more people than Trump, ended the “wet foot, dry foot” policy, built most of the “concentration camps” and “cages” that were used to house detainees at the border, deployed pepper bombs and tear gas over 80 times, put kids in cages, and maintained a registry of all Muslim immigrants in the United States. (He quietly ended the Muslim registry in 2016 after the media went on a feeding frenzy accusing Trump of wanting to impose a Muslim registry.)
      However, Obama also used an executive order to implement the DACA program, which granted amnesty to immigrant children in the United States, inadvertently (or advertently) leading to a crisis of more than 100,000 illegal, unaccompanied minors housed in cages on the border. Republican members of Congress tried to get into the see the facilities, but the Obama administration blocked both media and congressional access to the facilities.
      Obama also sued a few US states for trying to enforce federal immigration laws in their states.
      Trump has allowed DACA to stand, and he actually offered to exceed Democrat demands for amnesty as long as they were willing to fund the wall, but the Democrats shot that down. He has deployed tear gas at the border once. Contrary to the media hype, Trump has not tried to reinstate the Muslim registry. He did try to implement a 90-day travel ban on immigrants from a list of nations that the Obama administration identified as the most dangerous sponsors of terrorism, but that was struck down.
      Of course, throughout 2017, the media actually gave Trump credit for a string of raids and deportations that were actually planned and organized by the Obama administration.
      Trump has also managed to cut illegal immigration by more than half after applying economic pressure to Mexico.

    • @justinlewis1555
      @justinlewis1555 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, let's all enjoy the video's greatness and not spark debates. Capiche?

  • @nmisa
    @nmisa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2956

    "I got three white receivers." 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KevinCummingsFitness
      @KevinCummingsFitness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @degromfan
      @degromfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Edleman, Thielen, Jordy Nelson.

    • @ifacecamp717
      @ifacecamp717 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont get it. I dont watch football. Explain?

    • @rye_too_quick
      @rye_too_quick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I Face Camp hes saying white people are bad pretty much. if the same was said about black people everyone would flip the fuck out. i hate my generations culture. an entire generation has been tricked into thinking being anti white is being anti racist, when its just racism all around.

    • @dmacc6486
      @dmacc6486 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wilson Rochford ok but they are professionals this is about high schoolers

  • @MissMyoozikal
    @MissMyoozikal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3692

    Can we just admire the fact that he went to an actual football game to film this. #ProductionValue 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @danielboggan2479
      @danielboggan2479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Miss Myoozikal a college too.. and surprisingly a good one

    • @Fangis
      @Fangis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Sure if you consider a stadium that’s for high schools a college stadium. I go to that school and that’s undeniably newsom stadium.

    • @ryansunderman8764
      @ryansunderman8764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Fangis yeah lmao that's definitely newsom

    • @aidanwilliamson9616
      @aidanwilliamson9616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fan gis yea

    • @maccheese3184
      @maccheese3184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He even dressed like a high school football coach lol

  • @heathermetz6576
    @heathermetz6576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    0:14 "You know what, I got 22 excuses! 11 on my offense and 11 on my defense!"

  • @yetiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    @yetiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12805

    “Our offensive line is like Obama’s immigration policy, let everybody in” 😂 💀

    • @Jason-qv5qo
      @Jason-qv5qo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Wild Card that comment was gold

    • @jamesalvarez8581
      @jamesalvarez8581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      As funny as it is, it's sadly true !

    • @buckfuttler2877
      @buckfuttler2877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      @@jamesalvarez8581 actually the TRUTH is that Obama deported more illegals than ANY. OTHER. PRESIDENT. but you wont hear that on fox news, so it must not be true, huh?

    • @neilsingh5311
      @neilsingh5311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Dear morons: Obama deported more migrants than any president in US history, and Trump’s numbers are lower.

    • @charliefelsburg208
      @charliefelsburg208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Buck Futtler this is funny as hell

  • @tateobryan3973
    @tateobryan3973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    “I’m down to Rick Pitino this thing if I need too.” 😂😂😂😂

    • @calebceleste9809
      @calebceleste9809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tate O'Bryan what does he mean

    • @jessekoning2985
      @jessekoning2985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      mardoche panumpabi Rick Pitino is a college basketball coach who payed his players to come play for Louisville.

    • @brandonhasgrit
      @brandonhasgrit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jesse Koning he payed 1 player... Who didnt spend 1 second on the court in Louisville Uniform

    • @davidakridge2831
      @davidakridge2831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually I think ADIDAS paid him didn't they?

    • @candirenee74
      @candirenee74 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lou yes. Adidas was involved in part of their contract renewal. Or it could be the Katrina Powell story but probably paying a player who didn’t see paint

  • @nickdtv9401
    @nickdtv9401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2976

    Trump would be a great o- line coach: “alright guys, build a wall, don’t let them in.”

    • @KJpixelFGC
      @KJpixelFGC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I am literally dying right now🤣

    • @oki2607
      @oki2607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm dead lol

    • @Reignor99
      @Reignor99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      and when the ref makes a call he disagrees with:
      _"Fake news"_

    • @crimzy4375
      @crimzy4375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Would be expensive to manage that football team tho, building a wall every game

    • @53knights
      @53knights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And then fail to implement it.

  • @solersyst3m
    @solersyst3m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1648

    “We put in plays for Peyton Manning, he plays like Cooper Manning”
    How to intentionally roast the most important player on your team

    • @trevorvolcom7
      @trevorvolcom7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Funny thing is, Peyton and Eli both have said numerous times that Cooper was better than either of them. He just was never able to play.

    • @kings5364
      @kings5364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      trevorvolcom7 , yeah , I was not sure of his statement because I thought Cooper Manning is pretty good? That’s what they said but he didn’t play in the NFL? I wonder why.

    • @havu2236
      @havu2236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@trevorvolcom7 But he played WR not QB.

    • @JburrowPlays
      @JburrowPlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@kings5364 Cooper Manning has spinal stenosis

    • @elijahkrause3608
      @elijahkrause3608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kings5364 He was paralyzed in a car accident. That's the joke

  • @amanda8399
    @amanda8399 7 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    " I've got 22 excuses!!" Lol

  • @baronedwards7617
    @baronedwards7617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “We put in plays for Peyton Manning, he plays like cooper manning” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brucebenson2835
    @brucebenson2835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    "Do we have a chance next week? No we don't. We are 0-8. We are not good at football."

  • @melissasaco9469
    @melissasaco9469 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8768

    Obama's immigration policy! I'm dying 😂

    • @jeremywilliams5192
      @jeremywilliams5192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Melissa Saco I am too lmao

    • @loves2smooch384
      @loves2smooch384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Yea that didn't make sense Obama has deported more people than the last 4 presidents combined

    • @fatboycrew6649
      @fatboycrew6649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Enterprise Earth im not sure you even heard what he said

    • @loves2smooch384
      @loves2smooch384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      yea I heard , Obama didn't let everybody through ..... he actually hit record numbers in deportation

    • @loves2smooch384
      @loves2smooch384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      it's a joke that doesn't make sense ...

  • @sameerbeast147
    @sameerbeast147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    He plays like “Cooper Manning” LMFAO😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @moblinmajorgeneral
      @moblinmajorgeneral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ironically Cooper was projected to be the best of the 3 brothers before he found out about spinal stenosis.

  • @okrajoe
    @okrajoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2663

    Too honest. Way too honest.

    • @KevinCummingsFitness
      @KevinCummingsFitness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @JoseGonzalez-ee1xr
      @JoseGonzalez-ee1xr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He's wearing a San jose sharks hat lol. Do you think if it was real he'd be wearing a hat with the logo.

    • @MrFsunoles84
      @MrFsunoles84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jahangir Laskonis yea hes not the coach, he has his own channel where he makes funny videos, just like this one!!!

  • @bruceleeroy69
    @bruceleeroy69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    I thought this guy was the coach of our highschool football team. We have lost 16 games straight by 30 points or more. Our kicker has punted the ball 4 times behind him.

    • @KevinCummingsFitness
      @KevinCummingsFitness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Even I could do better

    • @danielboggan2479
      @danielboggan2479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Well the kicker doesn’t typically punt

    • @Goldilocks-wt7rz
      @Goldilocks-wt7rz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually that’s at my hs stadium. Not our coach though so it must be the visitors

    • @ryansunderman8764
      @ryansunderman8764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Goldilocks-wt7rz he isn't a coach just a comedian but the first comment is pretty accurate for Mansfield football rn

    • @samvrenna7436
      @samvrenna7436 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that possible?

  • @WarInHD
    @WarInHD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "I got 22 excuses, 11 on my offense and 11 on my defense" 😂 killed me

    • @adambutts2608
      @adambutts2608 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clifton Williams what about special teams?

    • @peytonmoe5024
      @peytonmoe5024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are “special”

  • @OrangeBlue-ir5rf
    @OrangeBlue-ir5rf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "I'm down to Rick Pitino some guys if I need to, but not at this level, I'm not going to jail for these kids"
    LOL

    • @wdavisb
      @wdavisb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Orange02Blue03 that hurt me 😭😭
      I’m a Louisville fan so I was getting mad 😭😭

  • @Tmac_305
    @Tmac_305 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    😳 0:32 ...I literally died and came back to life laughing so damn hard!🤣

  • @coreyyo991
    @coreyyo991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    I got 3 white receivers: we put in plays for Peyton Manning he plays like cooper Manning 😂😂😂

    • @johnw8345
      @johnw8345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      corey yo Cooper Manning was a beast

    • @misterc435
      @misterc435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      John W he never even played college bro 😁🐘💨

    • @johnw8345
      @johnw8345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not because he was trash. Do your research

    • @misterc435
      @misterc435 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      John W I know what happened to him he just never had a chance I just think in the time they played cooler was worse

    • @hawk7715
      @hawk7715 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mister C4 No Peyton even says Cooper was way better than him

  • @urbanexplorer6994
    @urbanexplorer6994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2840

    "Obamas immigration policy let everybody threw." 😂😂😂

    • @lifewitholga_
      @lifewitholga_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      American Patriot through** ;)

    • @urbanexplorer6994
      @urbanexplorer6994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Super Nova Sorry not Sorry. ;) seriously why do people care about grammar on TH-cam? This baffles my mind. It's not college or English essay class. :) by the way I'm not yelling at you lol. I just don't care about my grammar on TH-cam lol

    • @cbellcollegegal
      @cbellcollegegal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm down to Rick Pitino these guys... OhMyGosh. #hilarious

    • @Thatguyujustmet
      @Thatguyujustmet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      It was not a grammatical error... you simply used the wrong word. ;)

    • @konradblack7685
      @konradblack7685 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      You used the wrong word, plain and simple. No one is a grammar Nazi, just accept you used the wrong word.

  • @jamiebell334
    @jamiebell334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Do we have a chance next week, no we’re 0-8 we’re not good at football” I’m dying I don’t know what about that but s so funny but I just can’t bro

  • @Loru
    @Loru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    😂😂😂😭😂 This is so perfect because you know it's not just the Fans that talk like this, some of these Coaches think but are smart enough not to say it. 😂

  • @thejoebeaz
    @thejoebeaz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This is one of THE funniest videos I've ever watched! I'm the GM for a semi-pro football team, and I'm quite sure there are coaches that feel this way at times!
    Love your comedy brother!
    Please come to Michigan SOON!!!

    • @davidakridge2831
      @davidakridge2831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder if Jim Harbaugh has felt like saying this?

    • @jimmiejohnson4871
      @jimmiejohnson4871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am sure Sean McDermott thinks like this sometimes.

  • @lukedickey7995
    @lukedickey7995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “I’m not willing to go to jail for these kids” had me on the floor purple

  • @aidencook9101
    @aidencook9101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "I got three white receivers" 😂😂

    • @Reactshins
      @Reactshins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Thunder Strike he said white as a joke

    • @Will-vt1rf
      @Will-vt1rf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro my team only has white receivers fight me bic

    • @brandonboggs2656
      @brandonboggs2656 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Racist

    • @youtubepunisher8695
      @youtubepunisher8695 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Honkpilled Honkkler definitely said white

    • @youtubepunisher8695
      @youtubepunisher8695 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brandonboggs2656 STFU

  • @teamstrawberlitz2782
    @teamstrawberlitz2782 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Laughing so hard! What a perfect video to start my day. God bless you John~!

  • @lilvenom7876
    @lilvenom7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    we tried to recruit bigger, better players, but they went to good schools.” I feel that 😂

  • @draggabeats
    @draggabeats 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The Rick Pitino joke is gold.

  • @OkieTeacher918
    @OkieTeacher918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I got 22 excuses. 11 on my offense and 11 on my defense." Hahahah!!!!

  • @crisyorke1328
    @crisyorke1328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “The offensive line is like Obama’s immigration policy, let everybody through.”
    HAHAHAHAHAHA, WELL SAID!

  • @randysandberg5615
    @randysandberg5615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    "Our offensive line is like Obama's immigration policy. Let everybody in."!!!

    • @buckfuttler2877
      @buckfuttler2877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Obama deported more illegals than any other president...FACT.

    • @tristancosta6790
      @tristancosta6790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Buck Futtler you have to let them in first to deport them... FACT

    • @williamwallace1385
      @williamwallace1385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tristan C thankyou obama opened doors for chain migration which is the main way of immigration. It doesnt matter if he deports illegals if way more people are coming in anyway.

    • @neilsims6819
      @neilsims6819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tristancosta6790, they have to get in. That doesn't mean that they came during Obama's presidency, much less that he let them in. And it also doesn't mean that when they came in it was illegal. Many people just overstay their visa. The majority of people who do that are, by the way, Canadian, but of course that's never mentioned because most of them are white. The claim is just false, much like the barb at Cooper manning, and many other nonsensical claims in the vid.

    • @waitwhat7354
      @waitwhat7354 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neil Sims Yea, because all those threatening canadian’s are really hurting us. I hate seeing all the stuff about the Canadian syrup cartels and hockey stick smuggling happening. We need a Canadian border wall now!

  • @karljohanlea5564
    @karljohanlea5564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your offense?
    Coach McKay: I'm in favor of it.

    • @chanharris1924
      @chanharris1924 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is by far one of the greatest coaching quotes of all time.

    • @chrispap4957
      @chrispap4957 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best ever. Hands down. Not even close...

  • @vincentjemhia5683
    @vincentjemhia5683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    In our offensive line it’s like Obama’s immigration policy. “Let everybody in” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying😂😂

  • @steven_green
    @steven_green 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The Rick Pitino line though.. LOL!!

  • @BlessMichael411
    @BlessMichael411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I have three white receivers" actually hilarious

    • @ekkehard8
      @ekkehard8 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does that mean?

    • @BlessMichael411
      @BlessMichael411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ekkehard8 well it's technically a fact that some of if not all the best receivers are black not white so just to jab and make fun at his receivers

  • @joshuasimons4578
    @joshuasimons4578 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “22 excuses.11 on my offense 11 on my defense. Brilliant

  • @mireyat75
    @mireyat75 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    You're hilarious, I enjoy your videos 🙂

  • @BigSober
    @BigSober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “Our offensive line is like Obama’s immigration policy, let everybody in”😂💀

  • @2playajay
    @2playajay 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “he gets half of his plays off madden…ROOKIE MODE” im fuckin dying😭💀

  • @shaggydoo43
    @shaggydoo43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This clip never gets old!! 😂😂

  • @joebarksdale6437
    @joebarksdale6437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “Like not me dude I’m outta here this team’s terrible” 😂😂😂

  • @jaeljones3787
    @jaeljones3787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    After a bad day, all we need is one of these videos, he cracks me up on every video
    😂😂

  • @smittyj383
    @smittyj383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    He must have Freddie Kitchens as his OC

  • @jonesreviews4613
    @jonesreviews4613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Imagine everyone just ready to go out and do their best and the coach just says "y'all are terrible. You're gonna lose"

  • @TheGoldenApex
    @TheGoldenApex 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    “No credit to the other team”😂😂😂

  • @charliemoore4567
    @charliemoore4567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bruuhhh i’m dead
    “Yeah i mean i’m willing to Rick Patino some guys”

  • @buffahhdude
    @buffahhdude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I about lost it when he said their o-line was like Obama’s immigration policy: let everyone through 😂😂

  • @InstinctGamingYT
    @InstinctGamingYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    MA MAN IS SPITTING STRAIGHT FACTS ABOUT HIS TEAM!
    LOL OBAMAS’S IMMIGRANT POLICY AND WHITE RECEIVERS HAD ME DYING 😂🤣

  • @anvil777
    @anvil777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Oprah and Obama’s immigration policy wow 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Loru
    @Loru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Poor Cooper. The forgotten Brother. lol. I feel so bad for him. If he'd been given the chance he may have been the best out of all of them.

    • @ZackSJ2000
      @ZackSJ2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loru Y cooper had an injury and isn’t allowed to play football

    • @Loru
      @Loru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ZJaffeGames I know. That's why I feel bad for him. If he'd had the chance who knows how good he would have been. But he's a great Brother to be so supportive of Peyton and Eli.

    • @1z2x3c45b
      @1z2x3c45b 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Possibly but it would've been tough comparing an elite WR to an elite QB. Peyton would likely win out.

  • @Ductdog
    @Ductdog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The Obama boarder defense “Everybody get through”
    Now that’s funny

  • @syrtech121
    @syrtech121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is the most I’ve ever laughed in a single minute

  • @elijajackson9651
    @elijajackson9651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This right here is exactly what the Brown's coach be thinking in his head after every game. Lol, I like the Brown's thou. Y'all keep grinding. Y'all make it to the SB eventually. Fly eagles fly.

  • @isuckatlife27
    @isuckatlife27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I got 3 white receivers” 😂😂 well played sir

  • @DeeVineDeeZine
    @DeeVineDeeZine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    LOL LOL LOL ...... #loveit

  • @ginnypig1674
    @ginnypig1674 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My offensive coordinator gets half of his plays off of madden rookie mode😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @maximumbain4695
    @maximumbain4695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “You know what I got 22 excuses: 11 on my offense and 11 on my defense”😂😂

  • @caseyclark5392
    @caseyclark5392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You get a touchdown and you get a touchdown and you get a touchdown! LMFAO!!!

  • @rvbiel
    @rvbiel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I'm down to Rick Pitino some guys if I need to but not at this level I'm not going to jail for these kids" 😂😂😂 that sent me

  • @joshuasimons4578
    @joshuasimons4578 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Not me in out of here”
    Yell said

  • @Huclcl
    @Huclcl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mad respect for this coach for the honesty and being a Stars fan

  • @yunoty
    @yunoty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Let everbody through im dead 😂😂💀💀

  • @dougkenny6548
    @dougkenny6548 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the type of brutal honesty we used to hear before the era of everybody's special, everyone gets a trophy, don't say it even if it's true and everyone already knows it lest we hurt someone's feelings.

  • @gramirez72
    @gramirez72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:03 sec “Pootball” ? LOL.

  • @Huntflash2n
    @Huntflash2n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:03 my team be like when we're losing to a rival 50-0 at halftime and smiling like a bunch of little girls on the sidelines

    • @BiltzBoi
      @BiltzBoi 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Any team that gets mercy ruled is a failure. No real team loses by that much.

  • @Randomnoobi
    @Randomnoobi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bruh said "I got three white receivers" I lost it!

  • @blaiselaclaire993
    @blaiselaclaire993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bro that’s my district’s stadium-HECK YEAH

  • @kenleyprosser6371
    @kenleyprosser6371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this is so funny. my dad is coaching this year he has coached for 10 years and this is him when he gets in the car lol

  • @JT.Peterson1
    @JT.Peterson1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Are offensive coach gets his plays off of Madden...Rookie mode he’s just no good” Me dying of laughter 🤣😂😂🤣

  • @thefrenchiestfry9886
    @thefrenchiestfry9886 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Me when my school's football team disses the fine arts department and haven't won a championship in decades

    • @tylerraines9402
      @tylerraines9402 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The Frenchiest Fry nerd

    • @alexm4387
      @alexm4387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The Frenchiest Fry stfu nerd what do you expect, the high-school team to turn into Alabama?

    • @j.j.6535
      @j.j.6535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Frenchiest Fry aw you hurt some dum jocks feelings lol

    • @Joe-yc3kn
      @Joe-yc3kn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don’t think you understand how good a team has to be to win a championship lol

    • @citrusblast4372
      @citrusblast4372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Joe how about just winning a game in general, my football team hasnt won more than two games consecutively since the school opened like 8 years ago, still act like hot shit lol

  • @lashybills
    @lashybills 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    IAM not going to jail for these kids😂😂😂

  • @dmvbawse4265
    @dmvbawse4265 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “We put in plays for Peyton manning he plays like Cooper manning” I’m dead lol.

  • @FishingWithYakPak
    @FishingWithYakPak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    September 2019 wya 🙋🏻‍♂️🤣 recommendation squad

    • @censai8382
      @censai8382 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YakPak Outdoors what’s up no way I found you how are you doing?

    • @CornBreeezy
      @CornBreeezy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The algorithm strikes again! ⚡️

    • @rickymcmahan8226
      @rickymcmahan8226 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoo wassup 😂🤣

    • @FishingWithYakPak
      @FishingWithYakPak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Censai wassup 😁🤙🏼

    • @sabataj_4030
      @sabataj_4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unbelievable

  • @geobrix5496
    @geobrix5496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That's my teams skill level, we are currently on a 20 game losing streak!

  • @GHOST91141
    @GHOST91141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Do we have a chance next week, No we don't we're 0-8 😂😂

  • @jaxonyoung102
    @jaxonyoung102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “22 excuses 11 on offense and 11 on defense” had me dying

  • @shaggydoo43
    @shaggydoo43 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This guy needs to be one of the guys in the box calling the game! 😂

  • @Kidfail84Challenges
    @Kidfail84Challenges 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This has been in my recommended 3 days in a row and I’ve watched it every time.

  • @TheBlessingReport
    @TheBlessingReport 7 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Hahahaha we have three white receivers hahaha I love it when white people make white people jokes

    • @coreyyo991
      @coreyyo991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Blessing Report facts lol

    • @cfbaddict7284
      @cfbaddict7284 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Blessing Report favorite part

    • @ravenghostly1472
      @ravenghostly1472 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said WIDE not white.

    • @danielboggan2479
      @danielboggan2479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Raven Ghostly definitely said white

    • @bluecoin9320
      @bluecoin9320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha white receivers wide receivers

  • @2414kels
    @2414kels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "He gets his plays from Madden rookie mode" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂