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Number ten: a Rottweiler named Rotem. She is an angry beast, but she is calm.
wrong
She ate two dogs! She ate two dogs and bit a bunch of people
You know what? Stop calling her a pup. You brought a crazed beast into the office.
I feared her that day
@@PizzaEagle you should fear her every day
I love that Jjkae gives Amir the proper number so he can continue, instead of trying to make him jump some lines.
Jake has lost so many brain cells through Amir's acquaintance alone that he can no longer fool a man dumber than a 5th grader
EDIT: To the 2 people who looked over this reply, please please reconsider. I'll take a pity like to save some face. But really, Jake used to trick Amir with a lot more success and frequency, but in later years Amir catches him when he tries
He can't help but correct him lol
To stop him from losing count and starting over
PUGS ARE KING!!!!!!!
He needs it.
THEY FINALLY GOT A REAL SCROLL!!!!!
it's about time/chine
All Dogs Go To Kevin finally makes it into an ep. I’m livid
i'm RATHER GLAD
Jesus 😂
Alert: Jake is now in possession of a scroll. I repeat, JAKE NOW HAS A SCROLL.
You can see episode #147 of the headgum podcast being edited in the background, which means they put this shindig together in a mere 7 months! Amazing
rubbing one out to you guys!!! here's to another jake and amir!
ending november on a HIGH
jesus
That ending was so hilarious it made ME spill piss
Did you clean it with your shirt?
@@seanA416Watch and yearn!
It made YOU spill piss? No way... you never spill piss
@@JRAD897 I'm always spilling my piss
I know! I spit my piss all over the screen.
Lmaoooo Amir's double take at 3:39 is one of the funniest reactions Amir has had in any J&A episode, brava. Absolutely brava.
Justice for Rotem though, I was hoping you'd at least acknowledge the pup. So the bitch barked a bit.
SHE ATE 2 OTHER DOGS
Amir should have gone pee proof
Guess he was feeling the dry clean only today
Jake, only losers go to the bathroom. Winners go to the BACKroom, to get blows.
I’m gonna yarf
I'm snissing so hard rn
no one's going to blows you
@@noahzuniga He has fresh shit in his onesie- It's called a blumpkin!
I love these new episodes. It’s like they never took a hiatus. Just right back into the genius skits
Can we get a Ricky cameo? Maybe even him coming in for a few seconds and letting us know he’s been available via email over the past 7 years
Streeter cameo would be fun too
PAT CASSELS
@@Andy_Wells I thought Trapp killed him though?!
Sarah cameo?
Can't believe how much better the reboot has gotten, honestly. "These mutts and girls" is so fucking funny
I really like the idea that Amir always had plenty of back up copies of scrolls incase anything ever happened to them but just this was the first time jake ever grabbed it away from Amir
babe wake up new scroll
I’m up, I’m up!
He beat me by one second
FULLY AWAKE
I stole this I’m sorry
Wake and bake and make her make you a steak, you’re ingesting weed and ecstasy and guess what day it is? Xmas Eve
I know people say this every time but this is legit up there with the classics, its amazing you guys can still make stuff this funny
Oh wow this is high IQ to put the bloopers during end credits. I remember watching a skit on YT and having to go to Facebook for bloopers. You guys are probably the only reason i had facebook 😂
...Die?
Yeah.
Like, to me?
Amir being so taken aback by this is gold.
Rewatch starting at 0:55
Amir deserves an Emmy, or at the very least a RazGOT for that delivery of "I'm busy with other shit"
Top tier straight away. So glad you guys are doing Jake and Amir again.
Geoff editing this just rubs me the wrong way. I can feel him.
I’m in constant fear of an explosion or metal pipe falling sound effect
@@lobdooksyou can call me ZADDY
Op ka bump fa solid?
It rubs me just right 😏
WHAT'S THAT
Love that Ace and Jocelyn are back making new videos
Scroll’s have got to be the pinnacle of Jake and Amir writing. They’re all so dense with word play and rhyme
NEW SCROLL FROM JJKAE AND AMIR
It’s amazing Amir can pee out of his big toe
Amir: I breeded it myself out of a sparrow and a horse.
Jake: Bred.
Amir: _Believing Jake has just spontaneously said the word "bread", he proceeds to erroneously make fun of Jake._
An oldy scrolly for this coldy souly warms my heart.
That geoff jumpscare at 5:14 really got me good
A part of me wished the whole video was Amir very loudly peeing into a bottle for 5 minutes straight
Yessss
Love that it's implied that every scroll video before this Amir made several copies just in case of snatching :)
here comes SNATCHER
A piss this long make the girls…you know what? No. Give me the upvotes. I earned this. I deserve this. I don’t need to make some sort of hilarious rhyme in Jake and Amir stylings. You already think I’m funny, so give me the upvotes. I’m serious.
You earned my upvote.
my great grandniece sent me feet pics! over WeChat!
I'm up voting you to Karma Heaven
I award you the finest uptokes 🙏
the very subtle sound of the pipe valve closing absolutely killed me
This has been one of your bests!
Uh-oh, here comes Snatcher!
WE NEED MORE OUTTAKES PLEASE
Was playing with my dog so was looking away from the screen. The peeing lasts for 57 seconds 😂
“I have a herpetic lip” is a new classic
this is one of the best episodes of all time 😭 I was laughing the entire time
I don’t know why but “get some blistex!” Made me piss laughing.
still gullies
I love that jake got a bit interested when Amir said you could get chicks with dogs
Please never stop you guys are funnier and older than ever!
The acting is getting really good. I feel like you guys are finally back to where you were when you were in LA collegehumor
The beginning section was another entry into the “Amir is an alien” column
WE ARE SO BACK BABY! Classic jake and amir
Love me a good ol' scroll.😂
Holy shit the opening had me ROLLING
01:48 Top ten birds to accuse people of not fostering…
He drained the main vein!
This was genuinely brilliant guys
Was he just kidding that he wasn’t going to drink it?
crazy how I watched these guys when I was 13. Now im 29 and they still at it.
you're driving down the road; make sure to pay... the scroll!
Never stop this I been watch this since day one
For my future reference 0:55
Feels like the old ones, Great!
Amir was dying laughin on that last piss haha
J&A regularly releasing on Headgum and using the company as the background like the originals really turned the rebooted series from a cute reminder of times past to a full on second coming.
Probably my favorite new video yet.
Amir _Cesar Milan_ Blumenfuck has gotta be my favorite name
Still feels unreal to see new J&A vids pop up in my feed. Love it!
WHEN IT COMES TO HENS, YOU WON'T LET ONE ROOST???? Just amazing. Always so amazing.
someone hadn’t drained the main vein in a while
Id love to see a scroll video where they kinda bring in the whole journal-notepad diary-scroll bit from their Journal video😅
Give the man a break, he’s got a scroll’d sore
Starts watching video... instantly need to go pee! 😂
Marika, star of the show as always
For your sores is crazy bro thats some new classic j n a
Haven't been this early to a Jake and Amir video in over a decade :)
Amir wasn't even trying to stay in character
I was watching old Jake and amir episodes when I saw this
This is the most well hidden blistex ad I’ve ever seen well played
Can’t wait to see the other two skits with Blistex slid in there and hear them talk about it on a podcast in 10 years
Alright now it's time for a new Ace and Jocelyn (from space and Jocelyn)!!!
Just taking the dog out for a scroll
this gives me joy
Hmmm, can see the “F*ck Up Some Rice” episode of the Headgum Podcast in the background, so they must’ve filmed this uhhh 7-8 months ago??? I don’t know what to do with this information. If anyone else knows what to do with it please let me know. See ya on the flip- diesel?
uh oh i'm yearning.. . . .. I'M YEARNING
4:53 amir sneaking in his basketball fandom
The fact Amir can both pee so long, so hard, and only fill one bottle is peak comedy
Thought it was scruffy Ryan George
I'm yearning I'm yearning
This episode reminds me of the time i gave a reach-around to my great aunt at her orthodontist’s daughter’s bat mitzvah
Really missed a Canine pun for number 9 and that's more than bad.....it's fine.
All dogs go to Kevin... sounds like a pretty good movie idea.
Day 1 Jake and Amir fans already knew about “All Dogs Go To Kevin”
I remember when they said they tried to write the All Dogs Go To Kevin movie like 10 years ago
2:50 exactly rice
Can't believe Amir actually quit
It’s so fucking nostalgic see these bros keep it up you amazing fucks
hey they have coworkers again! they no longer work in at two desks in purgatory
New strake and a shear? My life is Quinnipiac right now!
watched this during my lunch break. thanks for making it extra gross guys!!!!
oh we're SO back baby
This one was ACE! Or at the very least Taupe for sure!
JAKE AND AMIR IS BACK 😁
And Amir sticks the landing! (piss)
amir looking more and more like the little guy out of aunty donnas house
I had fully expected Jake to say "wow, lotta blood in there." during the bottle reveal in the beginning, but neither occurred. I'm sad.
It would have been good because the kidney stone joke later on would make it go full circle
Right!? @@JokrB3