RTX 2019: Camp Camp Blind Table Script Read

[@sageshaina8084]

This is like an ep where everyone is drunk

[@potatochip422]

@TheWingedAlpaca PLEASE

[@Claire72810]

Yeah space kid definitely spiked the punch

[@cakedye]

they got into the 98% alcohol

[@mercurymoss3981]

take a shot every time David says "now, now"

[@tobiimybeloved]

I would be trashed

[@thenewkid9743]

h

[@aceofheartss1972]

*h*

[@Alto_C]

h

[@ABANDONED23456]

*_h_*

[@twigthetroll9279]

-- "We are conditioned to believe this nonsense is wholesome. But, it is only halfsome."
-- "David turns to Gwen."
David: "MAAAAX?"
"Gwen has had enough of being called Max."
-- "Why, hello, Mr. Campbell! You are a dad of a man!"
"I *was* voted Most Dad Of A Man in a year in the past."
-- "Aren't most schemes get-poor-quick schemes?"
"HA HA HA HA HAA...welfare."
-- "We are close to... *emOtiONAL mOmEnTs.* "
-- "Everyone but Jermy, because of his medical condition where he can't watch a bad ending to a scene."

[@insertname3820]

@Izuku Midoryia who’s knows?

[@greengreen2781]

" Inspired by *Twitter* "

[@moxie6879]

What a great inspiration

[@weeee2253]

Before watching this video just by this comment I can tell this will be good.

[@zerion7787]

Oh no.

[@cam.pdf.]

I feel like the voice actors are scared of their own fans/fandom

[@LuckyCloverWithYou]

They probably are💀

[@angelaplays]

its likely that they are

[@collectivelykris]

Every popular show is. *they’re terrifying.*

[@justuraverageangel3529]

As they should be

[@arandomvillager488]

"Now now gross child, not everything is about repeating words from pop culture"-David as seen by a computer

[@natepagano1394]

“Now now, gross child” ABSOLUTELY SLAYED ME

[@shadzgohan1474]

MAX BREAKS THE 4TH WALL
Sticks The Badger: HOLD MY BOOMARANG

[@baguette4607]

Boomadang

[@heyitskaiden4178]

Nikki’s VA having a crisis midway through this is GOLDEN.

[@rubysantana5876]

this is simply a crack fic that wrote itself

[@chalk9782]

I cant believe they didn’t let space kid go to the moon with them

[@hommuras]

heartbreaking

[@feyasatos]

This is beyond chaotic

[@4598juan]

Yes infinity and beyond level

[@itzretro3191]

So this was Nikkis nightmare in S4 E8

[@genesislopez3224]

?

[@madisnzz]

@@genesislopez3224 in that episode, Nikki started crying because she had a nightmare about having a normal day at camp.

[@slaughter7245]

“There is rap music” why does a computer know them so well

[@hunter-os3rp]

"there were human tears" yes , nikki . many human tears . legend says there were rivers and floods of human tears .

[@lorelaibarrett4326]

Why is this not viral yet

[@m0rally_gr3y79]

O o f

[@lyinlittleabortion2410]

Agreed

[@notveryniceatall]

Shut the fuck up.

[@phukkit2787]

@@notveryniceatall chill

[@chillpill8599]

Audience attempts, this is what they paid for: WOWOWOWOEO

[@sammoblammoboom]

when he said now now i felt that 😍😍😍

[@hotdawgeater9000]

i need someone to count all the times david said "now now" during the whole show

[@Miffyylover]

David: "now now"

[@sweetbite7920]

it sounded to me here that campbell was callng them food like doriotos spelling mistake from me

[@heyitskaiden4178]

David getting attacked over the now now

[@flamestar4568]

Oh my frick! This seriously felt like a fever dream or drug trip! 😂🤣

[@zer01dea49]

i think the robot mentions campbell like dad stuff because of david saying stuff like “he’s like the father i never had” 💀

[@ABANDONED23456]

i cAnt brEATHE

[@inkylumine8967]

Wait can someone explain to me why neil is never in videos like this? And what characters do the second and third people from the left play?

[@agentwisconson]

I know that Neil's voice actor does a lot of extra voice work for Cartoon Network (as does Cameron Campbell's), so maybe they're both just too busy to come to RTX.
Yssa is Campbell and Jordan is the narrator.

[@inkylumine8967]

@@agentwisconson ohh thank you!

[@SourAsters]

I shed multiple human tears...

[@QueenGreenflame]

"We are in a place where things happen ☝"
"That number feels like canon"
"This teenage rebellion has gone TOO FAR! (it can go further than he realises)"
"But it's on the moon"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ...welfare"
"My body is now in crisis"
"My ghost is an ardvark!"
"This has been going on for a few seconds, and also, far too long"
"We are conditioned to believe this nonsense is wholesome, but, it is only halfsome"

[@octaviasucks]

This is how they should do future episodes

[@eggwaffle4619]

i want future episodes

[@medicmain68]

@@eggwaffle4619 same

[@thatoneba8488]

This is great

[@theboogyman569]

Max insulting me is a gift from god

[@willowbeez]

This was making me laugh at 1 in the morning

[@madeofwasp]

!NOT IN A CLOWN CAR!

[@sammyc0re]

"Some things are about the bonds mutually beneficial acquaintances and the sensation of affection in your chest, but most importantly all of the data the hippocampus records as memories from this nebulous amount of time we are spending together." -David, 2019.

[@Foxy_Blitz]

Oh my god! I never knew they did another one! Yay!

[@lidicat4]

OH MY GOD I LOVED IT HAHAHAHAH

[@llamaliver448]

IT IS MACARONI. IT IS CHEESE. IT IS MACARONI AND CHEESE.

[@desi_meow77]

NOW NOW GROSS CHILD THIS SENT MEEE

[@АсылжанЖунусбеков]

Until season 5 it is the best what we can get

[@deviouscrackers]

Oh god I watched this at 3 am lol

[@j4yiscool]

Is Jeramy’s dog his Canadian girlfriend

[@theboogyman569]

“Then rap music plays”

[@ceaselesswatcher3901]

7:46 damn

[@skrunklyhooman]

U should make a animation out of thisss

[@cousinclub_4338]

What in the Wattpad??

[@blvvd_bath]

8:37 giggles

[@MARCELIN3-l5k]

David: THIS TEENAGER REBELLION HAS GONE TO FAR
*jeramy doesn't mention his dog is Canadian*
Niki: there were human dears
Gwen: i remember my teenage rebellion....
David: now now gross CHILD

[@ruiikas]

now now

[@sarahrose4583]

why did Max sound like Dora back there

[@insertname3820]

Which part?

[@sarahrose4583]

@@insertname3820 4:01

[@insertname3820]

oh-
He really does sound like dora

[@jaz-1505]

wait camp camp is watched by adults?

[@kiribko6145]

yes its made for adults

[@quacorg]

Yea the target audience is actually adults :D

[@jaz-1505]

@@kiribko6145 wow i thought half of the fan base was like 13 (i’m 13)

[@genesislopez3224]

I'm 10 and I watch this shitty show I love it

[@kiribko6145]

@@genesislopez3224 ok :D

[@YourFavBestiesFavBestie]

"now now, campers. Now, now😊" BAHAHAHAHA

[@Grayscale2002]

the one dislike is Max XD

[@buttholeserfer]

And his parents

[@Neko35987]

9:45 CANNON

[@BlackMamba-18]

AARDVARK

[@br41nr0tt_]

what the fuck does an ardvaark sound like

[@medicmain68]

mafufu

[@Gnarpgmap]

LMFAO *rap music is playing*

[@StupidArtist14]

im DYING

[@Cinder_withers]

Now now

[@bcarrillo6703]

😄🦉
📓👘
👢

[@haleymations2544]

Hahaha

[@sayakasonia7231]

fornite

[@deadman8606]

now now

[@bee3484]

now now

[@spin8689]

now now

[@junoesqueset]

now now

[@cricketuhm]

now now

[@cyb3r_st4rz]

now now

[@medicmain68]

now now

[@alejandrototaldrum]

now now