0:01 NUTSACK 0:23 doesn’t care 0:32 PARENTS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL 0:45 SAME DAY SHIPPING 0:50 That easter egg 1:01 Humanity had to die, ULTRON LOOKING A## 1:08 Thanos 1:13 Discount Coldsteel 1:25 Twitter insults 1:37 BURNT THE FOOD 1:41 SECRET WEAPON
BRUUUUUU THESE ROAST ARE FIRE!!!! frick youuuuu xanthus!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH lyrics cuz no timestamp Majin: Hey Xanthus Xanthus: IM GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR NUT SACK! *vine boom* Xanthus: IM GOING TO NAIL IT TO MY FRONT DOOR! *vine boom* Majin: oh my gosh Xanthus: IM GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK AT IT! *vine boom* Xanthus: YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AT IT! *vine boom* Majin: brooo Xanthus: LOOK AT YOUR OWN BALL SACK! *vine boom* Xanthus: DO NOT TEST ME! *vine boom* Majin: i didn't even say anything :c Xanthus: Does it look like I care? *vine boom* Xanthus: I don't care. Majin: Atleast let me get my crap out first! Xanthus: WHY DONT YOU GET YOUR PARENTS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL! *vine boom* Majin: Oh my gosh! Xanthus: Why don't you make a comeback dawg like infinite did? *vine boom* Majin: Ok come on dude that's way too soon! Xanthus: You call it too soon? I call it same day shipping. *vine boom* Majin: Come on you stole that from someone! Xanthus: Letta talk about stealing then what about the innocence of those children back in 1993?(the majin soundtest easter egg) *vine boom* Majin: That screen wasn't supposed to be scary. Xanthus: This wasn't supposed to be easy I guess we are both wrong huh? *vine boom* Majin: You took one look at the internet and said humanity had to die *vine bo-* Ultron looking ass. *vine boom* Majin: Bro painted himself purple, bro wants to be Thanos so bad. *vine boom* Majin: I know you ain't talking you look like a discount ColdSteel *vine boom* Xanthus: Discount Coldsteel? Gee how long did it take you to come up with that one! *vine boom* Xanthus: You want to talk about stealing? You looked in twitter for a few seconds and said "That's the insult I'm gonna use you'll never know"! *vine boom* Xanthus: Now look at you standing there looking STUPID! *vine boom* Xanthus: Bro really thought he was cooking he BURNT THE FOOD! *vine boom* Majin: That's it, I'm going to have to pull my secret weapon Majin: Fug *pop* you Xanthus! *vine boom* Xanthus: OH GOSH Majin: Fug YOU Xanthus! *vine boom* Xanthus: GAAAAAAAAA Majin: Fug YOU Xanthus! *vine boom* Xanthus: OOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Majin: FUG YOU! *vine boo-*
Rewrite and Fatal have had to have seen and heard enough so they can know how to counter strike their opponent in a game of insults. (My hypothesis at least)
Majin: Hey Xanthus- Xanthus: I’M GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK! Xanthus: I’M GOING TO NAIL IT TO MY FRONT DOOR! Majin: oh my god.. Xanthus: AND I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK AT IT! Xanthus: YOU ARE GOING TO LOOK AT IT! Majin: Bro..- Xanthus: LOOK AT YOUR OWN BALL SACK! Xanthus: *DO NOT TEST MEE!!* Majin: I didn’t even say anything.. Xanthus: Does it look like I care? Xanthus: *I don’t care..* Majin: At least let me get my crap out first! Xanthus: HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR PARENTS OUT OF THE *HOSPITAL!?* Majin: Ooh.. my GOSH! Xanthus: WHY DON’T YOU MAKE A COMEBACK DAWG? LIKE INFINITE DID!? Majin: Okay come on dude that’s *way* too soon.. Xanthus: YOU CALL IT TOO SOON I CALL IT SAME DAY SHIPPING! Majin: Oh Come on you stole that from someone! Xanthus: Wanna talk about stealing? How about the innocence of those children back in 1993!? Majin: That screen wasn’t supposed to be scary! Xanthus: AND THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE EASY I GUESS WE’RE BOTH WRONG HUH!? Majin: You took one look at the internet and said humanity had to die- *Ultron Lookin Ass.* Xanthus: .. Majin: Bro bearing himself purple. Bro wants to be Thanos *SO* bad! Majin: I KNOW YOU AIN’T TALKIN YOU LOOK LIKE A DISCOUNT COLDSTEEL! Xanthus: Discount Coldsteel..? GEE HOW LONG DID IT TAKE FOR YOU TO COME UP WITH THAT ONE!? Xanthus: YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT STEALING YOU LOOKED ON TWITTER FOR A FEW SECONDS AND SAID “That’s the insult I’m gonna use he’ll never know!” Xanthus: now look at you standing there looking *STUPID!* Xanthus: BRO REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS COOKIN *HE BURNT THE FOOD!* Majin: That’s it.. I’m going to have to pull out my secret weapon.. (Silence) Majin: FUCK YOOU.. XANTHUS! Xanthus: *AGH GOD-* Majin: FUCK YOOU..! Xanthus: *AAAAAH!!* Majin: FUCK YOUU XANTHUS! Xanthus: *AAAAAAAAAAA* Majin: FUCK YOU- (End)
@@aydenbarrera-smith6316 From what I remember, Xeno resets the whole universe and he is reborn as Xanthus, along with familiar faces such as Majin and others.
OH god, the sequel to Majin roasting Xeno. But here it goes HARD. Rather then Xanthus crying like Xeno, XANTHUS AINT HOLDIN BACK.. proving that he is indeed a “king” but majin really hitted him hard on the last comeback like wow…
jesus christ, both were going hard on it, holy shit- i was expecting roasts not the sun next to me sheeesh. with that said, i want more, i want to see how creative majin, Xanthus and Unused can get in a roast battle, no holding back, what ever it is, the most vile and heavy roasts the human kind has ever heard.
Extended Version [Updated Due To Grammar] Majin: Hey Xanthus. Xanthus: What is it, Majin? Majin: Remember when- Xanthus: Oh no you don't, don't you fuckin' dare! Majin: ... Xanthus: Just so you know, if you do, then I'm gonna do something about you. Majin: What? Xanthus: Do you hear me, you bastard? Majin: ... Xanthus: I'M GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK!!! Xanthus [Continued]: I'M GOING TO NAIL IT TO MY FRONT DOOR!!! Majin: Oh my gosh! Xanthus: LIKE ONE OF THOSE LION DOOR KNOCKERS RICH-FOLKS!!! Majin: Good lord! Xanthus: THAT WILL BE YOUR BALLS!!! Majin: Sweet mother of gosh! Xanthus: AND I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK AT IT! Xanthus [Continued]: YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AT IT! Majin: Bro! Xanthus: LOOK AT YOUR OWN BALLSACK!!! DO NOT TEST ME!!!!!! Majin: I didn't even say anything. :c Xanthus: Dude, does it look like I care? I don't care. Majin: At least let me get my crap out first! Xanthus: WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR PARENTS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL! Majin: Oh my gosh! Xanthus: Why don't you make a comeback dawg like infinite did? Majin: Ok, come on dude, that's way too soon! Xanthus: You call it too soon? I call it same day shipping. Majin: I didn't do anything wrong. :c Xanthus: Y'know who ELSE didn't do anything wrong? Majin: Come on you stole that from someone! Xanthus: Wanna talk about stealing... Xanthus [Continued]: ...what about the innocence of those children back in 1993? Majin: You mean like that screen back in Sonic CD? Xanthus: Yes! Majin: That screen wasn't supposed to be scary. Xanthus: And this wasn't supposed to be easy, I guess we were both wrong, huh? Majin: You took one look at the internet and said humanity had to die, Ultron lookin' ass. Xanthus: ... Majin: Bro painted himself purple, he wants to be Thanos so bad. Xanthus: ... Majin: I know you ain't talking you look like a discount Coldsteel! Xanthus: Discount Coldsteel? Gee how long did it take you to come up with that one? Majin: ... Xanthus: You wanna talk about stealing? You looked on twitter for a few seconds and said... Xanthus [Mocking]: "That's the insult I'm gonna use, he'll never know!" Xanthus [Continued]: Now look at me, you're standing there looking STUPID! Xanthus [Continued]: Bro really thought he was cooking, he BURNT THE FOOD! Xanthus [Continued]: I also wonder why you stand up to me yet cower at other stuff! Xanthus [Continued]: Such as Striking Vipers of Black Mirror... Xanthus [Continued]: ...or some 2 random creatures' alone time! Xanthus [Continued]: You were literally traumatized! Xanthus [Continued]: At least you impressed the JP kids back then, that was something! Majin: That's it, I'm going to have to pull my secret weapon... Xanthus: Which is? Majin: Fug you Xanthus! Xanthus: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! Majin: Fug YOU Xanthus! Xanthus: GAAAAAAAAA- Majin: Fug YOU Xanthus! Xanthus: OOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Majin: FUG YOU! Xanthus: JUST STOP, I MEAN IT!!! Majin: Fug... *get grabbed* you? *Slap* Xanthus: THAT IS ENOUGH, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!! *Rapid Slapping Noises* Majin: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Honestly I like the idea that instead of those bass drops are actually explosions Majin and Xanthus are tossing out everywhere and everyone's ducking for cover, and then Majin's "secret weapon" is just him pulling out an RPG-7 and blasting Xanthus with it over and over again.
Let's see how badass Majin is this time 🔥🔥 Edit after premiere : XANTHUS JUST BROKE THE CANON EVENT, THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING, I THOUGHT ONLY MAJIN IS GONNA BE THE BADASS HERE
Xeno: *crying in the foetal position* Xanthus: what’s wrong Xeno? Xeno: *whispers Majin’s roasts to Xanthus* Xanthus: THAT B**** SAID WHAT- *and then this happened*
>I click the video in curiousity >the first thing I hear "I'M GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK!!! I'M GOING TO NAIL IT TO MY FRONT DOOR!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(1:02) "You took one look at the internet and say 'Humanity had to die, Ultron looking a**'." (1:08) "Bro painted himself purple, he wants to be Thanos so bad." (1:48) "F**k you, Xanthus!"
This is the first time I’ve fricking fell off my chair laughing jesus christ! Xanthus just bursting out and telling Majin he’ll rip off his nutsack for no reason just made me start dying I have terrible humor 😂
Lyrics ( this gets crispy like coryxkenshins rap skills) Hey Xanthus IM GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK IM GOING TO NAIL TO MY FRONT DOOR IM GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK AT IT YOUR GOING TO LOOK AT IT [b r o] LOOK AT YOUR OWN BALL SACK DO NOT TEST MEEE I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING!?- Does it look like I care I don't care At least let me get my crap out first FIRST YOU GET YOUR PARENTS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL Oh my gosh WHY DONT YOU MAKE A COMEBACK LIKE INFINITE DID Ok dude come on that's way too soon You call it too soon I call it same day shipping Come on you stole that from someone! You wanna talk about stealing what about the innocence of those children from 1993? That screen wasn't supposed to be scary!- And this wasn't supposed to be easy I guess we were both wrong huh? You took one look at the internet and said humanity had to die, Ultron looking ass Bro painted himself purple he wants to be thanos so bad I know you ain't talking you look like a discount cold steel "Discount cold steel"? Gee how long did it take for you to come up with that one You wanna talk about stealing? You looked on twitter for a few seconds and said "tHaTs ThE iNsUlT iLl UsE He'Ll nEver KnOw" Now look at you you standing there looking STUPID BRO REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS COOKING HE BURNT THE FOOD that's it. I'm going to have to pull out my secret weapon *Slam* fuck you Xanthus! *Screams of agony* Fuck youuuu! *More screams of pain* FUCK YOUUU! XANTHUS AUUGUUGGHFGGFHHHHHHHH
![Majin and Xanthus have a relatively short discussion [FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN’ DS!REDUX ANIMATION]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YNAIRzlThtE/mqdefault.jpg)
![Majin and Xanthus have a relatively short discussion [FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN’ DS!REDUX ANIMATION]](/img/tr.png)
"Bro really thought he was cooking, he burnt the food" always gets me.
Top line out of everything
0:01 NUTSACK
0:23 doesn’t care
0:32 PARENTS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL
0:45 SAME DAY SHIPPING
0:50 That easter egg
1:01 Humanity had to die, ULTRON LOOKING A##
1:08 Thanos
1:13 Discount Coldsteel
1:25 Twitter insults
1:37 BURNT THE FOOD
1:41 SECRET WEAPON
This looks as if though it was witten by Vo meams
1:47 "fuck youuu, xanthus"
@@constellationmaker145OH GOD
Both of them went too far. but Majin crossed the line with that last line
BROOO WHAT DID MAJIN DO TO GET FLAMED😭 ALL HE DID WAS SAY HIS NAME
Fr Majin last line was far worse then all of the roasts in the world
it was just too strong
i mean damn xanthus was roasting majin over and over again until the end majin started roasting back
all bro had to say was "FUCK YOU XANTHUS" and then xanthus would just start dying
BRUUUUUU THESE ROAST ARE FIRE!!!!
frick youuuuu xanthus!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
lyrics cuz no timestamp
Majin: Hey Xanthus
Xanthus: IM GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR NUT SACK! *vine boom*
Xanthus: IM GOING TO NAIL IT TO MY FRONT DOOR! *vine boom*
Majin: oh my gosh
Xanthus: IM GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK AT IT! *vine boom*
Xanthus: YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AT IT! *vine boom*
Majin: brooo
Xanthus: LOOK AT YOUR OWN BALL SACK! *vine boom*
Xanthus: DO NOT TEST ME! *vine boom*
Majin: i didn't even say anything :c
Xanthus: Does it look like I care? *vine boom*
Xanthus: I don't care.
Majin: Atleast let me get my crap out first!
Xanthus: WHY DONT YOU GET YOUR PARENTS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL! *vine boom*
Majin: Oh my gosh!
Xanthus: Why don't you make a comeback dawg like infinite did? *vine boom*
Majin: Ok come on dude that's way too soon!
Xanthus: You call it too soon? I call it same day shipping. *vine boom*
Majin: Come on you stole that from someone!
Xanthus: Letta talk about stealing then what about the innocence of those children back in 1993?(the majin soundtest easter egg) *vine boom*
Majin: That screen wasn't supposed to be scary.
Xanthus: This wasn't supposed to be easy I guess we are both wrong huh? *vine boom*
Majin: You took one look at the internet and said humanity had to die *vine bo-* Ultron looking ass. *vine boom*
Majin: Bro painted himself purple, bro wants to be Thanos so bad. *vine boom*
Majin: I know you ain't talking you look like a discount ColdSteel *vine boom*
Xanthus: Discount Coldsteel? Gee how long did it take you to come up with that one! *vine boom*
Xanthus: You want to talk about stealing? You looked in twitter for a few seconds and said "That's the insult I'm gonna use you'll never know"! *vine boom*
Xanthus: Now look at you standing there looking STUPID! *vine boom*
Xanthus: Bro really thought he was cooking he BURNT THE FOOD! *vine boom*
Majin: That's it, I'm going to have to pull my secret weapon
Majin: Fug *pop* you Xanthus! *vine boom*
Xanthus: OH GOSH
Majin: Fug YOU Xanthus! *vine boom*
Xanthus: GAAAAAAAAA
Majin: Fug YOU Xanthus! *vine boom*
Xanthus: OOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Majin: FUG YOU! *vine boo-*
Someone get this 50 likes pls
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Thank 👍
The discount Coldsteel line was so unbelievable that Xanthus had to say it was unoriginal 😭💀
bro really thought he was cookin he burnt the food 💀💀
@Snow_Stylinwhat da snow doin
@@0_h1t3"That's it.. I'm going to have to pull out my secret weapon."
*table slam* "Fuck youuu, Xanthus!"
@@constellationmaker145*OH GODD*
*vine boom* OH GOD
See this just proves how superior Xanthus is to Xeno, mans did the impossible and beat majin at his own game
At least xanthus had more insults that genuinely seem to have hurt majin in comparison to xeno's insults
Dude forced Majin to step up his game
I was dying from "Bro really thought he was cooking, he burnt the food" and Majin's last line-
Majin still won. Who's gonna surpass Xanthus now, Unused?
Rewrite and Fatal have had to have seen and heard enough so they can know how to counter strike their opponent in a game of insults. (My hypothesis at least)
0:54 is xanthus talking about the majin sonic easter egg in sonic back in the day?
yuh uh
Majin: hey xanthus
Xanthus:"and i took that personally"
Literally
Dude does it look like i care?
*vine boom*
İ don't care
*vine boom*
Majin: Hey Xanthus-
Xanthus: I’M GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK!
Xanthus: I’M GOING TO NAIL IT TO MY FRONT DOOR!
Majin: oh my god..
Xanthus: AND I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK AT IT!
Xanthus: YOU ARE GOING TO LOOK AT IT!
Majin: Bro..-
Xanthus: LOOK AT YOUR OWN BALL SACK!
Xanthus: *DO NOT TEST MEE!!*
Majin: I didn’t even say anything..
Xanthus: Does it look like I care?
Xanthus: *I don’t care..*
Majin: At least let me get my crap out first!
Xanthus: HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR PARENTS OUT OF THE *HOSPITAL!?*
Majin: Ooh.. my GOSH!
Xanthus: WHY DON’T YOU MAKE A COMEBACK DAWG? LIKE INFINITE DID!?
Majin: Okay come on dude that’s *way* too soon..
Xanthus: YOU CALL IT TOO SOON I CALL IT SAME DAY SHIPPING!
Majin: Oh Come on you stole that from someone!
Xanthus: Wanna talk about stealing? How about the innocence of those children back in 1993!?
Majin: That screen wasn’t supposed to be scary!
Xanthus: AND THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE EASY I GUESS WE’RE BOTH WRONG HUH!?
Majin: You took one look at the internet and said humanity had to die- *Ultron Lookin Ass.*
Xanthus: ..
Majin: Bro bearing himself purple. Bro wants to be Thanos *SO* bad!
Majin: I KNOW YOU AIN’T TALKIN YOU LOOK LIKE A DISCOUNT COLDSTEEL!
Xanthus: Discount Coldsteel..? GEE HOW LONG DID IT TAKE FOR YOU TO COME UP WITH THAT ONE!?
Xanthus: YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT STEALING YOU LOOKED ON TWITTER FOR A FEW SECONDS AND SAID “That’s the insult I’m gonna use he’ll never know!”
Xanthus: now look at you standing there looking *STUPID!*
Xanthus: BRO REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS COOKIN *HE BURNT THE FOOD!*
Majin: That’s it.. I’m going to have to pull out my secret weapon..
(Silence)
Majin: FUCK YOOU.. XANTHUS!
Xanthus: *AGH GOD-*
Majin: FUCK YOOU..!
Xanthus: *AAAAAH!!*
Majin: FUCK YOUU XANTHUS!
Xanthus: *AAAAAAAAAAA*
Majin: FUCK YOU-
(End)
I bet I will be very jazzed by Xanthus and Majin when the premiere starts.
Edit: Majin's last comeback sent the jazziness levels through the roof.
Y e s
THE JAZZLER OF OZ fr fr
Considering that Xanthus is a reincarnated Xenophanes, this is the round two we all been waiting for
He’s Xenophanes’ reincarnation?
Oh shit I forgot about that-
@@aydenbarrera-smith6316more like replacement
@@ninjakeko7398nuh uh
@@aydenbarrera-smith6316 From what I remember, Xeno resets the whole universe and he is reborn as Xanthus, along with familiar faces such as Majin and others.
Majin: “Hey, Xanthus”
Xanthus: “IM GOING TO CUT OFF YIUR NUTSACK!”
*VINE BOOM*
"I'M GOING TO NAIL IT AT MY FRONT DOOR!"-Xanthus
Majin:OH MY GOSH Xanthus: AND IM GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK AT IT
YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AT IT,
*LOOK AT YOUR OWN BALLSACK!!*
*_DO NOT TEST ME!!!!!_*
"YOU ARE GOING TO LOOK AT IT!!!!!"
-Xanthus
“fuck yoooou xanthus”
Truly the most devastating roast to date.
Bro is about to cry along with Xenophanes
Fr fr
OH god, the sequel to Majin roasting Xeno. But here it goes HARD. Rather then Xanthus crying like Xeno, XANTHUS AINT HOLDIN BACK.. proving that he is indeed a “king” but majin really hitted him hard on the last comeback like wow…
Canthus???? My bad I meant Xanthus LOL
I can only imagine the amount of animations that are gonna be made out of this.
oLETS DO IT KETS MAKE THE MFING ANIMATIONSS XD
I was going to tend to it,,
I still haven't found animation motivation.
Majin: You look like a DISCOUNT COLDSTEEL.
Now that's just BRUTAL.
nah majin was lacking Xanthus caught on quick
Xanthus was going to win easily if Majin didn't use his secret weapon 💀
That secret weapon was ass
Literally immediately starting off with xanthus screaming that he was gonna cut off Majin's balls had me in fucking stitches
jesus christ, both were going hard on it, holy shit- i was expecting roasts not the sun next to me sheeesh.
with that said, i want more, i want to see how creative majin, Xanthus and Unused can get in a roast battle, no holding back, what ever it is, the most vile and heavy roasts the human kind has ever heard.
Unused would have slaughtered both of them
@@noisetvunofficial fax
Fax
@@noisetvunofficial Where's the video where Unused roasts someone?
@@arandomwalnut7373Unused and Majin Show EP 8 2:30
Extended Version [Updated Due To Grammar]
Majin: Hey Xanthus.
Xanthus: What is it, Majin?
Majin: Remember when-
Xanthus: Oh no you don't, don't you fuckin' dare!
Majin: ...
Xanthus: Just so you know, if you do, then I'm gonna do something about you.
Majin: What?
Xanthus: Do you hear me, you bastard?
Majin: ...
Xanthus: I'M GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK!!!
Xanthus [Continued]: I'M GOING TO NAIL IT TO MY FRONT DOOR!!!
Majin: Oh my gosh!
Xanthus: LIKE ONE OF THOSE LION DOOR KNOCKERS RICH-FOLKS!!!
Majin: Good lord!
Xanthus: THAT WILL BE YOUR BALLS!!!
Majin: Sweet mother of gosh!
Xanthus: AND I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK AT IT!
Xanthus [Continued]: YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AT IT!
Majin: Bro!
Xanthus: LOOK AT YOUR OWN BALLSACK!!! DO NOT TEST ME!!!!!!
Majin: I didn't even say anything. :c
Xanthus: Dude, does it look like I care? I don't care.
Majin: At least let me get my crap out first!
Xanthus: WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR PARENTS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL!
Majin: Oh my gosh!
Xanthus: Why don't you make a comeback dawg like infinite did?
Majin: Ok, come on dude, that's way too soon!
Xanthus: You call it too soon? I call it same day shipping.
Majin: I didn't do anything wrong. :c
Xanthus: Y'know who ELSE didn't do anything wrong?
Majin: Come on you stole that from someone!
Xanthus: Wanna talk about stealing...
Xanthus [Continued]: ...what about the innocence of those children back in 1993?
Majin: You mean like that screen back in Sonic CD?
Xanthus: Yes!
Majin: That screen wasn't supposed to be scary.
Xanthus: And this wasn't supposed to be easy, I guess we were both wrong, huh?
Majin: You took one look at the internet and said humanity had to die, Ultron lookin' ass.
Xanthus: ...
Majin: Bro painted himself purple, he wants to be Thanos so bad.
Xanthus: ...
Majin: I know you ain't talking you look like a discount Coldsteel!
Xanthus: Discount Coldsteel? Gee how long did it take you to come up with that one?
Majin: ...
Xanthus: You wanna talk about stealing? You looked on twitter for a few seconds and said... Xanthus [Mocking]: "That's the insult I'm gonna use, he'll never know!"
Xanthus [Continued]: Now look at me, you're standing there looking STUPID!
Xanthus [Continued]: Bro really thought he was cooking, he BURNT THE FOOD!
Xanthus [Continued]: I also wonder why you stand up to me yet cower at other stuff!
Xanthus [Continued]: Such as Striking Vipers of Black Mirror...
Xanthus [Continued]: ...or some 2 random creatures' alone time!
Xanthus [Continued]: You were literally traumatized!
Xanthus [Continued]: At least you impressed the JP kids back then, that was something!
Majin: That's it, I'm going to have to pull my secret weapon...
Xanthus: Which is?
Majin: Fug you Xanthus!
Xanthus: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!
Majin: Fug YOU Xanthus!
Xanthus: GAAAAAAAAA-
Majin: Fug YOU Xanthus!
Xanthus: OOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Majin: FUG YOU!
Xanthus: JUST STOP, I MEAN IT!!!
Majin: Fug... *get grabbed* you?
*Slap*
Xanthus: THAT IS ENOUGH, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!
*Rapid Slapping Noises*
Majin: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
0:33 Naww Xanthus thats crazy 💀
We will never forget the 277 day wait.
Everyone in the stream remembers 😔😭
Ong🤣🤣
absolutely worth it
Xanthus behaves like a typical teenager with parents who just walked into the room
I can't believe there was someone who could rival Majin in roasts god damn
What a lovely duo. I love how kind they are to each other
i said the other day in stream that we should get a majin and xeno have a short discussion remake. Im very glad
The king and the jester have a very brief conversation
The emperor and the comedian have a relatively tiny amount of speech
The lord and the clown have a exchange of a few words
The ruler and its humorous servant share short percentages of sounds
the monarch and the comic engage in a concise repartee
@TheMemeMan3 the weilder of control and the wildchild of poorly executed jokes share oddly made sounds in form of conversation communication
I’m just imagining Majin at the end giving Xanthus two (comedically large) middle fingers as he says those three words…
“FAK YOU XANTHUS!!!”
Wow that was a good relaxing conversation :) surely nothing bad happened…
This was the sequel we never knew we needed, but are glad we got. 10/10. Deserves an Oscar
"Ok c'mon dude that's way too soon"
"You call it too soon I call it same-day shipping"
I can't dude😂
Honestly I like the idea that instead of those bass drops are actually explosions Majin and Xanthus are tossing out everywhere and everyone's ducking for cover, and then Majin's "secret weapon" is just him pulling out an RPG-7 and blasting Xanthus with it over and over again.
What a calm and short discussion this once. Jolly good show.
Xanthus kind-of reminds me of Mr Goodman when he threatens to cut off Marvin's ballsack when he doesnt pay his house payment
Bruh
Bro really thought he was cooking, *HE BURNT THE FOOD*
That's it, I'm gonna have to pull up my secret weapon
Fun you Xthanus
AAAAAAUGH
i'm actually feeling more bad for the waveform than i do for Majin lmao
1:37 MAN I'M DEAD I'M OVER HERE CACKLING LIKE A DAMN MAD MAN RN
the 3 kings of roasting, Unused, Majin, and Xanthus. Now we need them all to roast each other.
Someone has to animate this. It would be so funny just seeing these two argue
Why don’t ya
@@Frankie-fq1qp I’m not really an artist
I’d animate this but I don’t got the things for it
@@Sleepyboi_U it’s alright!
@@vanillatherealone omg I bet it’ll look awesome! It’s alright if you don’t have the right model
Xanthus knew what he was getting into when he saw Majin walk up, but Majin used the nuke.
I seear we need captions for what xanthus and majin is saying because holy crap that was funny
I literally just remembered that I watched Xeno getting roasted by Majin
And Xanthus roasting Majin out of nowhere is insane. You did good
The absolute p o w e r in Xanthus voice at the beginning..
Man aint playing
1:48 THE SECRET WEAPON, UNSTOPABLE
With all the vine booms, I have to wonder what kind of explosive battle is happening in the background.
HE FORCED MY HAND, THAT SPINY MOTHERFU-
As always: Majin Wins the roast fight once again! Fun will FOREVER be in infinite.
*if any of us know xanthus, he was faking it at the end*
Nah last one from majin was indeed stupid. Xanthus wins
“Wanna talk about stealing? What about the innocence of those children back in 1993?”
DAMN XANTHUS-
“You call it too soon I call it same day shipping” I CANT BREATH WHAT????
This series is way funnier than it has any right to be and I could not love it more LMAO
Ikr
@@Iamaboss02 Why hello there fren
I wasn't expecting to meet you here :3
@@SomeGalNamedEve same !
@@SomeGalNamedEveeverywhere i go, i see your face.
I think this is Xanthus getting revenge from Majin roasting Xeno last time and Xan returned the favor by roasting him.
I don't think Xanthus is recovering from that last one 💀
"Bro really thought he was cooking, *he burnt the f o o d .* "
We really need a Xanthus and Xeno roast battle someday
Xanthus ohw to burn xeno’s ashes :
Xeno wouldn’t stand a chance…
"You call it too soon i call it same day shipping"
i fucking lost it
Majin ain’t wrong though,that screen was never meant to be scary
In the end, it was truly a short discussion.
This was funny incredibly honestly this had me dead the way xanthus said ILL MAKE YOU LOOK AT IT
*"You call it "too soon", i call it same day shipping"*
Let's see how badass Majin is this time 🔥🔥
Edit after premiere : XANTHUS JUST BROKE THE CANON EVENT, THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING, I THOUGHT ONLY MAJIN IS GONNA BE THE BADASS HERE
1:00 this hits so fucking hard
Xanthus is more "sensitive" than xeno. Thats for sure
Bro was so flabbergasted by Majin's last insult Xanthus started sounding like Nominal... 😳
Majin and Xenophanes have a short discussion remembrance mix
Xeno: *crying in the foetal position*
Xanthus: what’s wrong Xeno?
Xeno: *whispers Majin’s roasts to Xanthus*
Xanthus: THAT B**** SAID WHAT-
*and then this happened*
no wonder he started with "I'm going to remove your nut sack privileges"
Yeah no that did not happen xanthus bitch slapped xenophanes and made up a whole word in the dictionary to describe him
@@fatal_error22 I can that happening too
Alternate sonic.exe be like:Really? Your weakness is word F#ck you?thats embarrassing.
Xanthus was NOT having any of it in the begining part
💀💀💀
>I click the video in curiousity
>the first thing I hear "I'M GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK!!! I'M GOING TO NAIL IT TO MY FRONT DOOR!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ah, a normal discussion between characters in the exe verse.
“Bro painted himself purple. He wants to be thanos SO bad.” Bro Im crying 💀💀😭😭
Rly makes you wonder what happened to Xenophanes ever since that fatefully short discussion he had with Majin...
1:47 this had me fucking wheezing and I DO NOT KNOW WHY
bro this shit made my fucking day man like honestly this is why i love your videos nominal 🤣
Currently adding this to my headcannons as this is the real reason why majin was in the fighters😂
I'm gonna be so jazzed when this starts.
basically xanthus roast the hell out of majin before he uses his secret weapon.
(1:02) "You took one look at the internet and say 'Humanity had to die, Ultron looking a**'."
(1:08) "Bro painted himself purple, he wants to be Thanos so bad."
(1:48) "F**k you, Xanthus!"
This is the first time I’ve fricking fell off my chair laughing jesus christ! Xanthus just bursting out and telling Majin he’ll rip off his nutsack for no reason just made me start dying
I have terrible humor 😂
god damn this made me go rolling on the floor
thank you for this nominal
I wasn't even 5 seconds in and I couldn't even breathe cuz I was laughing so hard like gosh damn 🤣🤣🤣
see, Xanthus ain't a bitch like Xeno. Xeno crumbled in utter fear when Majin started firing back. Majin sounded hurt here.
During this entire thing I was laughing and being the background "GOD DAMN" guy 😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀
*Holy shit the king and the jester are going OFFFF-*
Xanthus couldn’t wait to roast the shit outa Majin. Bro roasted him so bad he reached temperatures of the sun.
this is the best discussion I've ever heard in my life
Xanthus didn't let that slide 💀💀💀
he knew what's gonna occur
I was expecting xanthus to go “NAW”
Jeez what’s going on with Xanthus?
Is he going Nuts?!?!
my boi xanthus slammed majin into the grave and then majin fights back and puts him at his grave💀💀💀💀💀
I want a full three hours of Xanthus insulting and bullying Xenophanes.
these are fucking hilarious please dont stop making them
The thing that makes all of this together, is the loud ass vine boom
With Twitter’s latest “update”, you should make a video about how Lord X owns Twitter now.
Oh my… what a interesting, conversation.
he refrenced a conversation we had
at the very begining
Hey Xanthus-
Top last words before disaster.
I heard the ballsack part and immediately died laughing
Lyrics ( this gets crispy like coryxkenshins rap skills)
Hey Xanthus
IM GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK
IM GOING TO NAIL TO MY FRONT DOOR
IM GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK AT IT
YOUR GOING TO LOOK AT IT
[b r o]
LOOK AT YOUR OWN BALL SACK
DO NOT TEST MEEE
I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING!?-
Does it look like I care
I don't care
At least let me get my crap out first
FIRST YOU GET YOUR PARENTS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL
Oh my gosh
WHY DONT YOU MAKE A COMEBACK LIKE INFINITE DID
Ok dude come on that's way too soon
You call it too soon I call it same day shipping
Come on you stole that from someone!
You wanna talk about stealing what about the innocence of those children from 1993?
That screen wasn't supposed to be scary!-
And this wasn't supposed to be easy I guess we were both wrong huh?
You took one look at the internet and said humanity had to die, Ultron looking ass
Bro painted himself purple he wants to be thanos so bad
I know you ain't talking you look like a discount cold steel
"Discount cold steel"? Gee how long did it take for you to come up with that one
You wanna talk about stealing? You looked on twitter for a few seconds and said "tHaTs ThE iNsUlT iLl UsE He'Ll nEver KnOw"
Now look at you you standing there looking STUPID
BRO REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS COOKING HE BURNT THE FOOD
that's it.
I'm going to have to pull out my secret weapon
*Slam* fuck you Xanthus!
*Screams of agony*
Fuck youuuu!
*More screams of pain*
FUCK YOUUU! XANTHUS
AUUGUUGGHFGGFHHHHHHHH
is the 'same day shipping' line from Jaden Williams??? i swear i've heard it before