What I always love about sketch comedy shows like this, compared to the quick turnaround weekly shows like SNL, is the fact the actors look to where it makes sense for the character to be looking, and not always looking somewhere off set at cue cards.
Macaulay Culkin had to memorize all his lines. And ya know besides that pointless trivia. I could swear they used to do a MUCH better job reading the cards 20 years ago. I mean, now it’s just so obvious it’s distracting but I don’t remember it always being like that. There was a bit more improve and less reliance on exact wording. They had personality. There was danger. Everything is so sterile now. We’ve become puritans. A little responsible drug use never hurt anyone…
@@thetruthexperiment Oh hell I love pointless trivia! SNL is still pretty damn funny and crazy at times. Yes, if you watch old skits (and keep in mind we only...remember...the _good_ old skits), it's a lot more like theatre without the cue-card reading. Apparently they changed their writing process to make it funnier at the expense of 'better' overall skits that weren't quite as funny. Although you do get those gems from the past that were both and have dated well. A perfect example is the Jon Lovitz/Phil Hartman 'Old Hollywood' skit on here where I don't know if they look at the cue cards once. It was a skit they had already written for Phil's audition, so they had lots of time to practice. Everything is bang-on, the humour, the timing, the delivery, the stereotypical accent. 'One More Mission'. Another is 'Brenda the Waitress' with the late great Jan Hooks and Alec Baldwin. It isn't really a 'joke' skit, it's just two characters acting funny really well. The last 15 years of Jan Hooks' life were kind of sad, she spent all her time boozing in a farmhouse in Upstate New York and died young, but never lost her sense of humour.
@@squamish4244 "We only remember the _good_ old skits"--something people so often forget. I'm going to be the devil's advocate on the cue cards matter and say that Christopher Walken was always hilarious while obviously reading from cue cards. (Though I do normally prefer when the performer can hide it better that they are reading.)
@@zoyadulzura7490 Christopher Walken was one of those actors who was so funny he could get away with it. Alec Baldwin, a 30-year veteran of SNL, can check cue cards in a way so subtle that you can have a hard time catching it unless you are actually looking for it.
There was a short period of time when I was in highschool where I would occasionally say "Thank you, Satan!" when any smallest thing went according to planned. Just once someone knew what I was referencing, but it was worth it.
HannibalOrjustRex, I too loved that line...but when my 1st child was born and I said it at the Hospital before the staff "Thank you Satan." Well my lady was to say the least not pleased. YIKES! So I can relate to your story. Peace and health to you :)
Really great sketch. But the title for the video shouldn't be Satanic Salesman. It's better without giving anything away. It's minor, but it's worth mentioning. Still funny thought!
Just like SCTV, theseguys proved that you do not need a big budget on sets to create an awesome show...Its the writing and the skill of the comedians to execute. Great show..miss it all lot.
The intro is so fucking brilliant, they could have gotten an outside shot of a car and they chose to use the backdrop and having Scott drop the coin to the floor, always building this surrealist ambiance.
Yes that was a great opener. I’m thinking it was a spur of the moment, sudden insight to do that, rather than a writer sitting someplace and just thinking it up. But that’s just because I cant conceive of myself writing something as good as that.
Does anyone else have a million KITH quotes in their head that they are constantly saying throughout life? And no one ever knows that they are quotes, they think it's just you saying shit? This is my life for the past 30 years. Can't stop, won't stop!
It's so great to see all these great skits again. Comedy Central used to run 2 episodes back to back, that was like 2000, 2001. Seeing all this again, uncensored no less, is fucking amazing.
Saw this for the first time when i was like 14. Ran home from high school every day to catch KITH on Comedy Central. 20 yeats later I still yell "Thank you Satan!" when something goes right.
There are many layers of joke going on here. But one that I noticed is similar to jazz. They always say, "It's not the notes I'm playing It's the notes I'm NOT playing". You get that here with the joke that is NOT made. This entire sketch they never make any pun or joke based on SOUL and SOLE (of a shoe). It's like negative space in visual art but instead with a comedy sketch.
Definitely you can compare comedy to music and other art forms. There is no filler in their sketches, and you see more of them with each viewing. That is kind of like how the Beatles would often leave a lyric unrhymed instead of using a trite rhyme.
Al Bundy: I sell shoes. Satan: And so you always shall. Al Bundy: What did I ever do to you, huh? Satan: Hey, I let you score 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk High, you owe me Bundy.
I'd have no problem if Bruce picked out my shoes. But I'd ask him to stay in character the entire time. ❤ This man is so lovely to me. "Seemingly to sell my shoes." 😂
I am well stocked in the color of cowards!! Haha damn I used to watch these re-runs all the time on comedy central right before SNL re-runs! Good stuff!
@torrentANONYMOUScodc LOL, yes, that IS very Python-- "I find it so hard to get comfortable with this big fat wallet full of money and credit cards, whatever." Reminds me a little of the Merchant Banker sketch. And of course, always remember- Chicken Lady loves LIFE!
+Bryan White It's a joke about shit. When you're afraid you shit your pants. Cowards are usually afraid. Ergo brown = the color of cowardice. Also why yellow is often thought a coward's color, as yellow = piss. Only racists see racial elements where there are none.
I love Bruce in these demonic roles lol. He's perfect. This skit is one of their best!
I guess you could say he sold his...sole.
Do you have these in a size “say, ten”… ??!
They should have hired you for the re-BOOT…
🤣
@@drewjallenmusicmore4385 good one
Bada badump
You have no tail? I have no 9 and a halfs. Best line ever.
Super minor quibble, but Scott kind of undercuts the gag by looking to see if he has a tail.
Was a huge fan of KITH as a kid but did not recall this skit. This line earned an audible laugh out of me 😂😂
"I am quite well stocked in the color of cowards."
My favorite quote from Bruce! 😊
I use this line whenever I see brown shoes
It sounds like the sort of thing the inexplicably rude salesman from "The Mitchell and Webb Look" would have said.
"The Evil Store Assistant (Unaccountably Rude)"
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God...THIS sketch.
When I worked in retail? This was my main mojo.
What I always love about sketch comedy shows like this, compared to the quick turnaround weekly shows like SNL, is the fact the actors look to where it makes sense for the character to be looking, and not always looking somewhere off set at cue cards.
Macaulay Culkin had to memorize all his lines. And ya know besides that pointless trivia. I could swear they used to do a MUCH better job reading the cards 20 years ago. I mean, now it’s just so obvious it’s distracting but I don’t remember it always being like that. There was a bit more improve and less reliance on exact wording. They had personality. There was danger. Everything is so sterile now. We’ve become puritans. A little responsible drug use never hurt anyone…
@@thetruthexperiment Oh hell I love pointless trivia! SNL is still pretty damn funny and crazy at times. Yes, if you watch old skits (and keep in mind we only...remember...the _good_ old skits), it's a lot more like theatre without the cue-card reading. Apparently they changed their writing process to make it funnier at the expense of 'better' overall skits that weren't quite as funny.
Although you do get those gems from the past that were both and have dated well. A perfect example is the Jon Lovitz/Phil Hartman 'Old Hollywood' skit on here where I don't know if they look at the cue cards once. It was a skit they had already written for Phil's audition, so they had lots of time to practice. Everything is bang-on, the humour, the timing, the delivery, the stereotypical accent. 'One More Mission'.
Another is 'Brenda the Waitress' with the late great Jan Hooks and Alec Baldwin. It isn't really a 'joke' skit, it's just two characters acting funny really well. The last 15 years of Jan Hooks' life were kind of sad, she spent all her time boozing in a farmhouse in Upstate New York and died young, but never lost her sense of humour.
@@squamish4244 "We only remember the _good_ old skits"--something people so often forget.
I'm going to be the devil's advocate on the cue cards matter and say that Christopher Walken was always hilarious while obviously reading from cue cards. (Though I do normally prefer when the performer can hide it better that they are reading.)
@@zoyadulzura7490 Christopher Walken was one of those actors who was so funny he could get away with it.
Alec Baldwin, a 30-year veteran of SNL, can check cue cards in a way so subtle that you can have a hard time catching it unless you are actually looking for it.
Stop complaining about cue cards and get a sense of humor.
One of the most well written sketches they made, in my opinion.
+polishgravy I don't know. They had so many
I don't get it
This is perfect from start to finish. Not unlike the CINcinnati Kid.
Chicken Lady trumps all, Satan is no match.
@@harrysatin5110 indeed but what if she's possessed it's a whole new level of power
There was a short period of time when I was in highschool where I would occasionally say "Thank you, Satan!" when any smallest thing went according to planned. Just once someone knew what I was referencing, but it was worth it.
I was the hardcore Satanist before my first year of Middle School that's baby Kitty stuff that you were on
HannibalOrjustRex, I too loved that line...but when my 1st child was born and I said it at the Hospital before the staff "Thank you Satan." Well my lady was to say the least not pleased. YIKES! So I can relate to your story. Peace and health to you :)
@@nikolas_schreck Deicide lyrics don't count as hardcore Satanism.
@@morbiddead666 you can only imagine the things I've done
@@nikolas_schreck Dead cats and puppies?
Really great sketch. But the title for the video shouldn't be Satanic Salesman. It's better without giving anything away. It's minor, but it's worth mentioning. Still funny thought!
Yeah giving away the punchline really sucks.
@@LordsofMedia Yeah, kinda like how _The Sixth Sense_ wasn't called _The Guy Who Didn't Realize He Was Just Dead the Whole Time_
@@MarcillaSmith Luckily they changed the working title.
@@MarcillaSmith That guy in the hairpiece? *That was Bruce Willis THE WHOLE TIME!*
@@nutbastard Thats not the twist Charlie!
Said it before, say it again: Bruce McCollough was the secret freak of KitH.
Just like SCTV, theseguys proved that you do not need a big budget on sets to create an awesome show...Its the writing and the skill of the comedians to execute. Great show..miss it all lot.
have you seen their new season, or their Death comes to Town mini-series????
“Why have the gods brought us together?” is an A+ icebreaker.
The intro is so fucking brilliant, they could have gotten an outside shot of a car and they chose to use the backdrop and having Scott drop the coin to the floor, always building this surrealist ambiance.
Yes that was a great opener. I’m thinking it was a spur of the moment, sudden insight to do that, rather than a writer sitting someplace and just thinking it up. But that’s just because I cant conceive of myself writing something as good as that.
Does anyone else have a million KITH quotes in their head that they are constantly saying throughout life? And no one ever knows that they are quotes, they think it's just you saying shit? This is my life for the past 30 years. Can't stop, won't stop!
No one can touch these guys. Brilliant.
James Dillon They ARE.
The concept of someone selling their soul to Satan so they could sell shoes is just hilarious
Actually, he sold his sole to Satan
Would have been a great episode of Married With Children.
I thought it was his punishment?
@brocktoon8 well, it could be, but he sounds so excited about it that it seems like he enjoys it.
@@NeuralNetProcessor Don't all of Satan's slaves enjoy serving Him with passion though?
I always _knew_ that shoe salesmen were in the pocket of the Father of Lies, but no one ever _believed me!_ They said I was _CRAZY!_
I'm a shoe salesman and I can confirm.
I wear a name tag at my job and, from now on, I'm going to introduce myself to customers exactly the way Bruce did in this sketch.
It's so great to see all these great skits again. Comedy Central used to run 2 episodes back to back, that was like 2000, 2001. Seeing all this again, uncensored no less, is fucking amazing.
"the sea..always the sea"
For some reason -people look at you strangely when you talk like that.
Saw this for the first time when i was like 14. Ran home from high school every day to catch KITH on Comedy Central. 20 yeats later I still yell "Thank you Satan!" when something goes right.
How sad
“I am quite well stocked in the colour of cowards” 🤣🤣
So classic!!
Actual footage of Nike making a deal with Satan for that Lil Nas X human blood shoe
I'm pretty sure the "Thank you, Satan" was used as a soundbite by a radio-station in my area a few years ago.
Small world.
The end of this sketch always fills me with sadness, because I know there will be no new Evan the salesman sketches made, ever again.
"and so you always shall!"
There are many layers of joke going on here. But one that I noticed is similar to jazz. They always say, "It's not the notes I'm playing It's the notes I'm NOT playing". You get that here with the joke that is NOT made. This entire sketch they never make any pun or joke based on SOUL and SOLE (of a shoe). It's like negative space in visual art but instead with a comedy sketch.
Definitely you can compare comedy to music and other art forms. There is no filler in their sketches, and you see more of them with each viewing. That is kind of like how the Beatles would often leave a lyric unrhymed instead of using a trite rhyme.
What?
Maybe they just forgot about any acutal shoe jokes lol
0:58 - I love the whistling score in this and the "Sound Factory" skit.
The opening shot of this sketch is brilliant.
it is at this point, that all sketches from SNL seem pathetic.
One of the best skits of all time!
One of my all-time favourites! Thanks for posting!! XD
If only Mark McKinney appeared as the devil in Brain Candy.
0:58 i nearly died when that music qued in lmfao
Been awhile since seeing this one. Bruce is just amazing!
This show is the best sketch comedy show of all time. Forget SNL, this cannot be topped.
I do find it funny when I'm working away and someone asks "Do you work here?". Nah I'm just volunteering to help this multi-billion retail chain.
One of their best sketches 👏🏻👏🏻
One of my all-time fav skits. "I...Sell...SHOESSSS. And so you always shall!"
I have been faithful to the things that seemed to send my soul soaring in the past.
The music...
KITH's satan always reminded me of Devin Townsend lol
This is exactly how Evans sell shoes.
Your curiosity pleases me.
Al Bundy: I sell shoes.
Satan: And so you always shall.
Al Bundy: What did I ever do to you, huh?
Satan: Hey, I let you score 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk High, you owe me Bundy.
Everybody has a gift, his gift is selling shoes.
I’m in sales (sadly not shoe sales) and this is EXACTLY how I feel!
Genius again. Someone really needs to make a meme of 2:46, because I'm laughing at that in freeze-frame as I write this.
You have no tail?....no, I have no 9 and a halves.
To funny.
The delivery on this line is perfect :)
Though you notice he CHECKED to see if he had a tail.
Great reply to, "Are you sure??"
lol
Bruce's purple turtleneck is really cracking me up.
I've seen this 1000 times and yet I just LOL'd @1:02 😂
I'd have no problem if Bruce picked out my shoes. But I'd ask him to stay in character the entire time. ❤ This man is so lovely to me.
"Seemingly to sell my shoes." 😂
Now wait just a damn minute!
Where was Satan's jean jacket?
Most of these sketches still work years later
As a Pagan who has worked in retail, this speaks to me.
Gonna start using, "why have the Gods brought us together?" as an opening question.
That would be hilarious 😅
Aww, Mark is an adorable Satan.
I am well stocked in the color of cowards!! Haha damn I used to watch these re-runs all the time on comedy central right before SNL re-runs! Good stuff!
god those were good days for comedy central. and TV in general. good times.
The acting on this one!
Kids in the hall gonna get iconic like the Honeymooners 💪🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️
when they hit it they nail it. I wish the new season on amazon packed more punch, but i'll take it!
As someone who has worked retail for 22 years they nail when someone askes you to check stock when you already tell them you don't have it in
LOL!!! What did I just watch? ...laughing my but off!
Every time I put on my brown shoes I think, "I am quite well stocked in the color of cowards."
Bruce has always been so hawt and amazing.
That turtleneck sweater is WILD lol.
Kids in the Hall, for ever!!! ♥️
AND SO YOU ALWAYS SHALL!
never fails to please...
Bruce is magnificent in this sketch. The Fates were my friend when I discovered this video.
...and Satan's horrible, horrible promise at the end! =D
listen man you gotta re-title this video because you kill the ending for those who havent seen it
This is one of those sketches where you just know there's a weird story behind it. If there is, I'd love to hear it. xD
One of the reasons KITH was brilliant!
Funny thing is this is the same "devil" from Bobby vs Satan where Bruce played Bobby
@torrentANONYMOUScodc LOL, yes, that IS very Python-- "I find it so hard to get comfortable with this big fat wallet full of money and credit cards, whatever." Reminds me a little of the Merchant Banker sketch. And of course, always remember- Chicken Lady loves LIFE!
@purplepimp777 I shall henceforth pattern my life on this character.
@GoblinXXX Goblin! I am'nt the least suprised to see that you ams a KITH fan... but none-the-less delighted :)
The moment Bruce turns and says "I see" he looks like Steve Martin for some reason.
Still better than that salesman who calls me every day to tell me my car warranty is about to expire.
@GoblinXXX heh yeah those were great. my favorite was always "Whatever". it has such a classic Monty Python vibe to it.
These guys are all so fucking funny, way ahead of there time
KITH was absolute comedy genius
"And so you always shall!" No one gets that reference in my life lol
bruce has the best characters
In the unedited version Kevin Mcdonald comes in and asks for quiet shoes.
I miss the old shoe stores where they measure your foot and help you slip on the shoe with that stool he is using.
Your curiosity pleases me. The fates are our friends this day.
2:18 "Brown, I'm stocked in the color of cowards" now that sounds kinda racist.
PHIL MeetsJokerGod I didn't take it as that.
+Bryan White It's a joke about shit. When you're afraid you shit your pants. Cowards are usually afraid. Ergo brown = the color of cowardice. Also why yellow is often thought a coward's color, as yellow = piss.
Only racists see racial elements where there are none.
***** Interesting how you can state things as facts without a source and then just call someone wrong.
So, prove that shit, hombre.
***** You made the rebuttal broseph, burden of proof is on you.
***** Touche.
But I'm also a very lazy man.
So you win this round, Bryan White. Curses. Foiled again.
I doubt I would be fixing this display in my spare time...
And just a few years later he was married to a redhead from Polk High
love the metal scream at the end.
The laughter....the sea...always the sea...
Absolutely brilliant.
This is the best kind of comedy.
what season and episode?? anyone? i cant believe this hasnt come up!!!
I! SELL! SHOES!
Can you upload the one where this same salesman is working for "Sound Factory" ... y'know, "No Murray. Not a real hawk."
That, escalated quickly
Lil Nas X has entered the chat
I love KITH and the comments people post about them...
This is the best show ever made