Zhongli when an Oceanic Hydra is terrorising Liyue: I sleep Zhongli when someone so much as breathes wrong near -his daughter- Hu Tao: I WILL HAVE ORDER
ZhongLi: Sweetheart, grandpa didn't raise you to do this kind of shits *proceed to discipline her Aether: *runs away ZhongLi: I WILL HAVE ORDER!! PS: there, I already corrected it to grandpa😆, I didn't know many will be bother by it and thank you for the likes everyone.
@@Kiruphenicfox well, base on age, I think grandpa is more appropriate, he acts his age too and even Hu Tao commented about it, he just looks young afterall.
@Someone cause i find it weird to see them as a family relationship cause she is his boss. And plus, they have such playful relationship cause she pays his bills. Plus’s in the lantern rite I saw two friends having a good time together. Not a grandpa and granddaughter. But if zhongli looked a bit older or he really specified on how he saw hutao (plus calling her a child in his voiceover doesn’t mean he actually sees her as a child) then I would see them as family.
I was only laughing because at the beginning I have read Hallo and that is German and I read everything with a German accent and I thought we are not in Mondstadt because Mondstadt is supposed to be Germany
Zhongli being a mature father
Certified asian father moment
Excuse me-
Well, more like grandfather
He’s not my dad-
@@Isa_bxlla what are you doing here I thought everyone forgot about you
Zhongli is just mad that she'd low ball herself to a measly 2 dollars. He raised her better than that lol
Hes mad that he cant afford it.
@@Chrisp-gn9bv ziongli: WTF IS A DOLLAR
Aight, I need the Mora-US Dollar Exchange Rate.
Mora I’m pretty sure is the same as yen
Zongli mad that she debases herself selling her body
"My child.....what the fvck is this..?"
~Zhongli,probably.
i read this in his ENG voice 💀
@@Rollerbear712 lmao same
Actually, Zhongli barely can tolerate her xD
Its My Childe not child
Zhongli asked calmly
my man ain't no simp🗿
Edit:sorry for the misunderstanding
My man a dad
He's more of a father figure
Cough cough*
@@dazaiosamu777 please stop borrowing my money
@@Diowithagun we had a deal don't you remember you have my gnosis
Zhongli being a dad
protective dad :skull:
@@moondo3094 you know there's an actual emoji for that 💀
@@FoxDog1080 yes ofc :smile:
@@moondo3094 || too much discord :skull:
:skull:
He really said ‘No simping at the funeral parlor’
Why did i see zhongli pulling out hu tao's pig tail 💀
@@Sasukesanimation basically a father scolding a daughter reaction
Zhongli: Someone bought this…??!?
Hu Tao: Noooo…*waaa* … just traveler maybe…. **crying noises**
Zhongli: You have a new costumer.
Wait no it doesnt seems like what its looks like
@@TheNameIsCaylus LMAO LUMINES GONNA B MAD AFTER READING THIS 💀
Zhongli works at wangsheng , hu tao is his boss 👹
@@TheNameIsCaylus AETHER WHAT THE
Lol 😂
Hu Tao: i sell pics
Someone: *buys pics*
Zhongli: hippity hoppity your soul is now Hu Tao's property
Uhh okay - confused Grimrose from Pvz 2
@@Grimrose-dn6yiLol
@@Grimrose-dn6yiplayer:"hun how can a grimrose make expresions o well here have some fertalizer
@@batzoriltaltbatzoriltalt5022 thank you user I appreciate your generosity and I won't stop fighting by your side
Hu Tao is a genius. The pic is not expensive but it brings new clients.
Plot twist: He's just angry she's dealing in dollars instead of Mora.
Lmfao 💀 fr tho-
zhongli: Mora X
i will take your entire stock 😂
bro isn’t she a minor? 🤨
@@MRSARATAKI no
@@MRSARATAKI I Don't Care
@@MRSARATAKI no, she's at least 20
@@childfrequenz3351 19'
Zhongli asian father moment
Your profile picture. I understand. That is brilliant
Hello,umm hu tao how many do have I'll take them all here 50 as your tip
Second later*
Zhongli : I WILL HAVE ORDER-
Lmfaooo
Why does this cringe me out
@@Relaxing_Guyy bc it does
Bro simping so hard he cant speak properly
Broken English can be intentional or unintentional
Another person: "Hutao, where is my order?"
zhongli :"This is your order"🌋
Zhongli has his priorities straight 🗿🍷
Gay*
@@zexiart no
@@203tron yes
@@zexiart nope zhongli is loyal to guizhong
@@jp_noobplayz8920 perhaps, perhaps not
Hu Tao asking people: wanna buy my photo?
Zhongli: wtf my child doing?
I WILL HAVE ORDER-
hu Tao: DAD I CAN EXPLAIN
Wait what ayo
No not i will have order but I WILL THROW ORDER
@@CursedDiscord that's a good one man
More like "I WILL SMASH WHOEVER ORDER THIS PICTURE" 🤣🤣
@@fatimahdwihadi261 nice joke
Zhongli when an Oceanic Hydra is terrorising Liyue: I sleep
Zhongli when someone so much as breathes wrong near -his daughter- Hu Tao: I WILL HAVE ORDER
Zhongli be like in the last panel:*Dad mode activated* *I WILL HAVE ORDER REEEEEEEEEEE!*
Zhongli will immately reject to buy the photo when he hear it cots 2$
And so do I~...never gonna give up never let you doown never gonna run around and desert youu
yeah it's too expensive for his a*s😆
The most cutest thing ive seen today must be hu tao chibi sitting while crying ♥️
Zhongli when someone hurts hu tao: FUCK ORDER XIAO LETS JUMP HIM
My respect for Zhongli is infinity and beyond.
Hu Tao after Zhongli kill all her buyers: business is boomin :D
Hu Tao: Want to buy my photo?
Zhongli: You have an inappropriate behavior.
Hu Tao: NOOOO WAIT DON’T-
Zhongli: I WILL HAVE ORDER
Hu Tao: wanna buy this?
Traveller: yeah sure.
Zhongli running in the background: *I WILL HAVE ORDER-*
poor hu tao don't worry i will buy all of them 🗿
Zhongli is coming to your house💀
*Zhongli would like to know you’re location.*
@@ammarluqman2217and I’ll buy his r34 as well
@@Josh_u 🤨📸
@@dockla4049 I will even buy your photo of me saying “and I’ll buy his r34 as well”
Zhongli: *Closes eyes* take it!
Hu tao : Waa?
Zhongli: *I SAID TAKE IT!!*
ZhongLi: Sweetheart, grandpa didn't raise you to do this kind of shits *proceed to discipline her
Aether: *runs away
ZhongLi: I WILL HAVE ORDER!!
PS: there, I already corrected it to grandpa😆, I didn't know many will be bother by it and thank you for the likes everyone.
It says Zhongli is her dad
@@Kiruphenicfox well, base on age, I think grandpa is more appropriate, he acts his age too and even Hu Tao commented about it, he just looks young afterall.
@@Rs-li2ukgrandpa? Bro is 8000+ years or somthing HU TAO IS LIKE 19
Grandpa? Why can’t people see them as colleges and partners in crime?
@Someone cause i find it weird to see them as a family relationship cause she is his boss. And plus, they have such playful relationship cause she pays his bills. Plus’s in the lantern rite I saw two friends having a good time together. Not a grandpa and granddaughter. But if zhongli looked a bit older or he really specified on how he saw hutao (plus calling her a child in his voiceover doesn’t mean he actually sees her as a child) then I would see them as family.
"Uh...
Since when you do this,
*creepy looking*
And who else bought this before me?"
"I'm about to break this woman's back."
-Dongli
Why did you put that image in my head
Zhongli being unhorny is the best we should strive to be like him
HELP I THOUGHT IT SAID ‘POTATO’ AND I SPAT OUT MY DRINK WHEN THE NEXT PANEL SHOWED UP-
I was only laughing because at the beginning I have read Hallo and that is German and I read everything with a German accent and I thought we are not in Mondstadt because Mondstadt is supposed to be Germany
Zhongli: Forgive me, but you'll understand this one day.
Huh tao be like I'm rich
"THIS... is worth more than $2!"
-Zhongli probably
I mean she proves that she's pretty enough to have people buy her photos. That's something to be proud of.
Zhongli : How are we gonna make Mora if you sell yourself so cheaply!!!
zhongli: you will not become a low valued woman my daughter
Sale: "Hu Tao buy 1 get 1 free!"
The whole hu tao community:
*Aggressive credit card sound*
Random person : walks around*
Random person : I wonder whats that thing that is definitely flying towards me ? 🤔
zhongil:huh... Hutao:i. Hit. U- zhongil:i will havw many orders.
Zhongli: "ok, but later it will be paid in the name of Wungshang Funeral okay"
Zhongli about to ORDER the customers
Zhongli : "Seems like I've raised you wrong, time for the asian parent treatment"
“Someone is putting my daughter up for some measly $2? I WILL HAVE ORDER!”
Zhongli is still loyal to Guizhong, that's literally why Guili plains has it's name
Hu tao doin side hustles to alleviate zhongli’s massive expenses💀
Guizong : MORAX STOP USING MY INHERITANCE AS WEAPON!!
Zhongli really said:
*DISCIPLINE AT ITS FINEST*
Zhongli at the end: *I WANT TO ORDER!*
Zhongli is like a hearthbroken tsundere, guizhong died, his hearth have never been the same, but hurt his friends and he will hurt you 10x worse
I really adore their father daughter like relationship
Zhongli is me when my bestie does sus things and i notice
Zhongli ballin tho 🗿
Zhongli is like: I WILL HAVE ORDER!?!?!?
For only $2!? AND a 2 for 1 special!? *slams wallet*
Knowing Zhongli is Chinese, Hu Tao is getting a whole lecture on "why you should NEVER sell pictures EVER again".
What a great dad, trying to make sure hutao doesn't start an OnlyPhoto acc
Nah, I'll buy that for any amount she asks. HOYO GIVE US BEACH SKINS!!!
He loves hu tao so muccchhhh
Too much 👀
He is going to receive his order, definitely.
Meanwhile her fanbase would pay 100000000000$
Zhongli was so chill about the picture😂
2 dollars bet give me all that u have in stock!
Zhongli: "I am not buying your only fans"🗿
GIMME THAT PHOTO
ITS MINE F OFF
@@lucky_ducky123 NO
Aether..?
@@Bvnnii she's just my favorite character that's all.. 😀
@@Kyu_Kyu_Idunknew HOW DARE U
"Its a trap... everything is a trap"
Don't do only fan girl, you're worth more than that.
After watching this zhongli rock stood up 😂😏
damn Hu Tao got balled by dongli
Hu tao: Buy my pic pls.
Zhongli: No
Hu tao: cries in emotional damage
I will bye them all
My father is a thousand years old.😂
Zhong li
Me Fr: 💳 I’ll take your entire stock😈
Simps,
You may be under age aswell but its still weird
"The quality of this item and the effort of the model to make this delicate pcs of art. It would be ashame not to buy it."
~Zhongli
Zhongli: explain yourself
Hu Tao: the parlor is on bankruptcy :’(
zhongli really say "are you hurt well let me hurt you more 😈😈😈"
Zhongli: I didn't fake my death for this
Zhongli: *angry
Hu Tao: sorry, I won't do it again
Zhongli: WHY IS IT ONLY 2$?!
Zhongli disaplining his boss-daughter
Hu tao you know better than that 😭
Everyone:I WILL HAVE ORDER
Inside my head:
*I WILL THROW ORDER*
he doesn't simp for anyone(except for one specific character) 🤫🤐
Guizhong
Zhongli : My daughter, I am not gonna support you on this
I thought he was gonna say “ILL TAKE 10!” XD
Oh god I love your shorts❤
He lifted his meteor up this time
Zhongli: NO ONLY-- FOR YOU. YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR THAT.
Just me, my funeral director girlfriend, and her 6000+ year old geo dragon god employee
Hu tao would have been rich if she sell the coffins at a full price with a free picture of her
Zhongli in an alternate universe: "What the hell is this?"
Quite wholesome I think of this two having a father daughter relationship
Hu tao: hey want some nu-
Zhongli: Take a nuke
Hu Tao tastes the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memories?
“ONLY 2 dollars?! FAILURE.”
My man ain't a simper 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Zhongli: can you tell me who took the pic?
*meteor shower ensues
Zhongli’s type is :
Gingers that lost their brain cells and love to use the phrase “Hey girlie , hold still.” For no reason at all😂
Zhongli has seen waaay hotter in his 6000 years of experince
zhongli: I WILL ONLY HAVE GUEZHONG'S ORDER