I was buying dog food when I noticed Eggsterr talking to the parrots. But he wasn't teaching them words--he was whispering callouts. 'Enemy mid, spike planted,' one parrot squawked, startling a group of kids. When the manager tried to intervene, Eggsterr handed him a signed contract that just said, "Parrots > teammates,' and walked out with a bag of sunflower seeds. The parrots? They've been holding site ever since.
I was at the grocery store, reaching for the last loaf of bread on the shelf, when the guy next to me grabbed it first. As I turned to protest, the lights flickered, and Eggsterr appeared in a flash of blue light, holding an energy drink. Relief washed over me-I thought he was here to mediate. Instead, he chugged the entire can, crushed it against his forehead, and handed me a banana. ‘That’s all you’re worth, eco player,’ he muttered before vanishing into the frozen foods aisle.
Yesterday I was lucky enough to win the lottery. After I claimed the cashes I went home instantly, and that was when I met Eggsterr wearing 2 golden Rolex and munching on 7 protein bars. I did try my best to ignore him but a blue light hit my face, a baseball bat slammed my kneescap and a strange fluid reeked of urine hit my hair. In a flash my cashes were replaced with a note, that note said:"shoulda be a tier 3 sub."
It was a rainy, depressed day when I went to the funeral. Everyone was crying in all black and I went up to the open casket. There I saw him, GigaChad Yoru. He had been the face of Eggsters videos for so long. I couldn't help but begin to cry. Today was truly the death of a goat.
I was sprinting toward the finish line, lungs burning and legs giving out, when I tripped on a root and hit the ground hard; as I braced for the shame of defeat, a portal swirled open, and Eggsterr strolled through, laughing uncontrollably while pointing at me, before tossing me a Band-Aid, calling me “speed-challenged,” and vanishing into thin air.
I've seen crispy50fpsdemon play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.
I was walking on the street on a dark Sunday evening when a group of hooligans ganged up on me.The biggest one among them had a bright glowing butter fly knife. I saw it , closed my eyes and began to say my prayers when a blue flash of light engulfed everywhere. Fortunately I opened my eyes to see Eggster standing over the 5 dead bodies.”Another day,another ace”he said, as he picked up the butterfly knife. Then he backstabbed me with it, and told me he needed the 6k😢
I was in the middle of a heated debate with my friend when my phone suddenly rang, shrill in the silence. I answered, expecting it to be my mom checking in, but instead, I heard a deep, ominous voice on the other end. "You will never win this argument," it said. I looked around, feeling a chill run down my spine, but my friend just shrugged and continued talking. The voice laughed, a low, menacing sound, and I felt a strange sensation wash over me. The next thing I knew, I was back in my living room, my friend still talking, and the phone still ringing in my ear. But when I looked down, I saw that my hand was covered in a fine layer of dust, and the words "hardstuck" were etched into the screen in bold, red letters.
I'm dropping that shit in 2 to 3 business months. I already have all the clips I need and so many tips that I haven't even thought of before. I'm just curious about what primers I'm supposed to drop first, or if I just gotta go full headfirst first upload 30+ minute depthy glaze shit I mean guide
We are so early that the thumbnail doesnt have the YORUCHAD yet.
I was buying dog food when I noticed Eggsterr talking to the parrots. But he wasn't teaching them words--he was whispering callouts. 'Enemy mid, spike planted,' one parrot squawked, startling a group of kids. When the manager tried to intervene, Eggsterr handed him a signed contract that just said, "Parrots > teammates,' and walked out with a bag of sunflower seeds. The parrots? They've been holding site ever since.
love this
I was at the grocery store, reaching for the last loaf of bread on the shelf, when the guy next to me grabbed it first. As I turned to protest, the lights flickered, and Eggsterr appeared in a flash of blue light, holding an energy drink. Relief washed over me-I thought he was here to mediate. Instead, he chugged the entire can, crushed it against his forehead, and handed me a banana. ‘That’s all you’re worth, eco player,’ he muttered before vanishing into the frozen foods aisle.
2:24 BRO DIED AND STARTED BEATING HIS MEAT💀💀💀💀
2:10 his face when the sova dodged the flash and then he switched to the protein bar.🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂i laughed out loud at that
2:23 bro started giving us the backshots of doom and despair
Yesterday I was lucky enough to win the lottery. After I claimed the cashes I went home instantly, and that was when I met Eggsterr wearing 2 golden Rolex and munching on 7 protein bars. I did try my best to ignore him but a blue light hit my face, a baseball bat slammed my kneescap and a strange fluid reeked of urine hit my hair. In a flash my cashes were replaced with a note, that note said:"shoulda be a tier 3 sub."
It was a rainy, depressed day when I went to the funeral. Everyone was crying in all black and I went up to the open casket. There I saw him, GigaChad Yoru. He had been the face of Eggsters videos for so long. I couldn't help but begin to cry. Today was truly the death of a goat.
1:16 bro just discovered a new combo
I was sprinting toward the finish line, lungs burning and legs giving out, when I tripped on a root and hit the ground hard; as I braced for the shame of defeat, a portal swirled open, and Eggsterr strolled through, laughing uncontrollably while pointing at me, before tossing me a Band-Aid, calling me “speed-challenged,” and vanishing into thin air.
your channel feels like a coaching center for all the yoru mains out there
I've seen crispy50fpsdemon play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.
2:24 bro I was watching your video on speaker💀💀💀
💀
2:24 damnnn
0:30 bros holding every angle simultaneously with an outlaw
I was walking on the street on a dark Sunday evening when a group of hooligans ganged up on me.The biggest one among them had a bright glowing butter fly knife. I saw it , closed my eyes and began to say my prayers when a blue flash of light engulfed everywhere. Fortunately I opened my eyes to see Eggster standing over the 5 dead bodies.”Another day,another ace”he said, as he picked up the butterfly knife. Then he backstabbed me with it, and told me he needed the 6k😢
Oxy - The most talented player in the World if Gregsterr never existed
2:21 we get eggster getting his cheek clapped before gta 6
0:25 outlaw C go A !!
0:42 oh he is A go B !!
0:50 ☠️☠️
Eating while playing pros and winning 😂 GOAT DIFF❤
Humans weren't enough for Eggster, now he's fighting an ox
2:22 this was no where close to that Phoenix flash lmao 😂
I was in the middle of a heated debate with my friend when my phone suddenly rang, shrill in the silence. I answered, expecting it to be my mom checking in, but instead, I heard a deep, ominous voice on the other end. "You will never win this argument," it said. I looked around, feeling a chill run down my spine, but my friend just shrugged and continued talking. The voice laughed, a low, menacing sound, and I felt a strange sensation wash over me. The next thing I knew, I was back in my living room, my friend still talking, and the phone still ringing in my ear. But when I looked down, I saw that my hand was covered in a fine layer of dust, and the words "hardstuck" were etched into the screen in bold, red letters.
2:22 eggsterr doing mooda impressions
2:24 RIP Penguin
off topic but your videos help me while on the treadmill thanks big man 🤝🏽 love a nice distraction
You're the best eggsterr! I love you eo much! You're amazing!
2:24 💀💀🙏🏻
2:25 bro is crazy
Those cookies got him tweaking
What Song do you use for the Intro?
6:26 break dart clove and then die for me
Bro thinks he is the center of the universe💀
Nah fool, that's a deadass good call
feels like every match is on haven recently lol
why did eggsterr turn into an angry bird at 2:23 😭
2:24 i’m blind what’s happening
Wrong game bro
Super yoru guide when?
I'm dropping that shit in 2 to 3 business months. I already have all the clips I need and so many tips that I haven't even thought of before. I'm just curious about what primers I'm supposed to drop first, or if I just gotta go full headfirst first upload 30+ minute depthy glaze shit I mean guide
So humble, he’s showing multiple Thumbnails to get me to click. ❤
2:23 freaksterr
eggsterr giving backshots to a fox 2:24, colourised
bro's thumbnails are getting freakier everyday
Pre neon nerf?? How many vids does this man have in the vault
what is his arxys's gun buddy can someone tell
2.25 is my soul animal
Eggster is late on paying his editor, hence the no thumbnail guys. False alarm
bro oxy on thumbnail 💀
silly billy editor forgot to add thumbnail
ngl bro has CRAZY tracing
ziptie is my favourite valorant player but i watch your videos more because you post daily
Do you only get the heaven map
Hi guys, check 17:00 with 0.3x speed. Eggithehacki has trigger
on his second pistol kill cypher. Right?
he saw cypher before?
watch again…
???
eggsterr vs oxy is goated title
It ain't a Eggsterr video if the title and thumbnail hasn't changed for 5 times in a row.
Eggy where are the TH-cam streams
My guy upload so fast he forget the thumbnail.
imagine if eggester got a low taper fade.
is it just me or the title changed 3 times?
2 slides neon??
20 seconds no views bro got left in 2025
2:22 moda impression
Drug struggles are real
yoru guide pls
Wow no yoruchad pic on the thumbnail net
the thumbnail ROFL
They lost that?? 7:05
Why you ain't coming live?
Rank 1 Yoru vs Pro title incoming
No Chad Yoru thumbnail?
everyone says, where is yoru guide, but JUST LEARN FROM HIS GAMEPLAY IT'S THAT EASY
YORUCHAD IS GONE NOOOOO
Can eggster do 30 in hard mode just curious
No thumbnail?!?!?
shortest title ?
My king
bro should go pro
U forgot the thumbnail
Did he change the title?
He changed the title 2 times already
We need abs reveal
Egg I’ll give you more cookies if you drop the guide 🙏🏻
👍
bruh, you forgot the thumbnail
We need the guide before you go pro and forget about us
nice thumbnail
Here before thumbnail
why you look like Bradley Cooper?
no thumbnail no problem
eggster need to stop revealing in front of opponent using ulti
C h e e s e
fuck is this thumbnail, still goat tho
too early for a thumbnail
0 views in 1 minutes?
hello
0 VISITAS 18 LIKES, XD
0 views in 16 seconds?
Bro fell off
Nah bro give it up 1800 views in 30 minutes, bro fell off. Atp change agent youre using you might become famous again my king
loser vs loser
lets gooo
16 seconds no views bro fell off
50s no views bro fell off
Am I first to an egg vid?
Peepee