Just now, Eggsterr catches me fooling around in chat and says: “Mods, tear him to shreds”, behind me I hear multiple teleports and my room fills with a blue light. Luckily I had an emergency escape, and detonated my house, the mods were killed, this is winnable! But then I suddenly I hear Eggsterr say: “I’ll handle this”. I start running as fast as I can but before I know it, he jumps in my face and shortys me in the chest, then he says: “That’s why you always have a TP cooking chat” and teleports away. What a fucking legend.
I saw Eggsterr yesterday at my local pharmacy wearing Louis Vuitton and 13 and 1/2 Rolexes. I asked him if he could finally spare us the Yoru Guide. Surprisingly, he said sure and gave me a flash drive that he said had it. When I got home, excited to learn the secrets to playing Yoru, it melted in my hand into a blue goop. YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU FOOLED ME, EGGSTERR.
Yesterday when I'm at school I saw Eggsterr's passing by but no one seem to notice him. So I ran up to say hello and he literally exploded and blinded my whole class. When I'm finally could see again my teacher was beaten, bruised and all but his briefcase was empty... The briefcase labeled "The Yoru guide"
I ran into Eggsterr at a grocery store. He wasn’t shopping like the rest of us-he was in the cereal aisle, holding a seminar for the local pigeons. I watched as he explained the importance of mid-round decision-making to a particularly attentive flock. One pigeon flapped its wings, signaling a fake rotate, and the rest executed a perfect split push on the snack aisle. When I asked him why he was doing this, he just smirked and said, ‘A real IGL can lead any flock to Radiant,’ then vanished in a puff of feathers. Last I heard, the pigeons formed their own esports team.
@@infinitepain_xdsome of us don’t have time in the day to watch lives ngl, i personally work almost 8-12 hours every day and when i get home i hope this man posts just so i can watch sm before bed 😭
Here is this poem i thought of myself with no chat gpt - Eggster’s in the zone, sharp as a knife, Headshots and clutch plays, the heart of the fight. With a flick of the wrist and a cheeky smile, He’s taking the game to a whole new mile. In Valorant’s world, he’s a force to behold, Eggster’s the name, and the legend’s been told. Through every round, every battle, every fire, He rises to win, taking the game higher.
im new tbh here but everytime i start tilting and lose on valo as a yoru main i close it and watch an eggster video and the G gets me back in full high spirits and i lose again but im grateful
@@moosic5701 used to be a low tier team pro but due to lots and lots of casual playing lost his touch + being a pro doesn't mean you'll be good at ranked :)
you say that because of hair style and brainwash by social media from how normal people look, I would not even be surprised if he was a matured 18y, go see more people irl, eggster is gorgeus.
@ brother, I never said anything about his hair😭 it’s his physique that makes him look older, bro I am older than him by a year and people tell me I look 28, what do you mean. I see people everyday, I have a real job which requires going to office everyday come on man, don’t come at me like that, I’m just glad someone out there who is younger than me also looks old (my profile picture is 5 years old in case you thought I was lying about people calling me old when I’m actually not that old)
ты лучший, надеюсь еще раз займешь топ 1 ранг и порадуешь фанатов этим. Знай что мы твои фанаты - всегда с тобой, и лично я всегда буду видеть в тебе фигуру учителя и любимого игрока. С наступающим новым годом, дорогой! 🎉
i wonder in these lobbies if they are just expected to look away from eggsters flashes or that eggster throws them so well that they don't hit his teammates, whenever I get a yoru on my team they always flash me breh
Hey yo eggster, I would if you could give me some tips to get better with yoru cause I really want to be good at valorant and become pro and there are some maps that I don’t t really know how to play. And you can’t it’s fine I will learn myself and love your videos, it’s really helping to get better and better
Just now, Eggsterr catches me fooling around in chat and says: “Mods, tear him to shreds”, behind me I hear multiple teleports and my room fills with a blue light. Luckily I had an emergency escape, and detonated my house, the mods were killed, this is winnable! But then I suddenly I hear Eggsterr say: “I’ll handle this”. I start running as fast as I can but before I know it, he jumps in my face and shortys me in the chest, then he says: “That’s why you always have a TP cooking chat” and teleports away. What a fucking legend.
Eggsterr left me alive to tell the tale, do not mess with Eggsterr
You should collab with lun
This writing is actually fire
I saw Eggsterr yesterday at my local pharmacy wearing Louis Vuitton and 13 and 1/2 Rolexes. I asked him if he could finally spare us the Yoru Guide. Surprisingly, he said sure and gave me a flash drive that he said had it. When I got home, excited to learn the secrets to playing Yoru, it melted in my hand into a blue goop. YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU FOOLED ME, EGGSTERR.
Lun in his villain arc
🫣
CURSE YOUUUUUUUU EGGGGGG
Yesterday when I'm at school I saw Eggsterr's passing by but no one seem to notice him. So I ran up to say hello and he literally exploded and blinded my whole class. When I'm finally could see again my teacher was beaten, bruised and all but his briefcase was empty... The briefcase labeled "The Yoru guide"
He was tryna fake clone but you shot the clone. IDK why he spared you, be aware of your surrounding he is ulting all time watching from far back
I ran into Eggsterr at a grocery store. He wasn’t shopping like the rest of us-he was in the cereal aisle, holding a seminar for the local pigeons. I watched as he explained the importance of mid-round decision-making to a particularly attentive flock. One pigeon flapped its wings, signaling a fake rotate, and the rest executed a perfect split push on the snack aisle. When I asked him why he was doing this, he just smirked and said, ‘A real IGL can lead any flock to Radiant,’ then vanished in a puff of feathers. Last I heard, the pigeons formed their own esports team.
❤
That 3 day break felt like eternity
Must be because of legs
Wdym he's streaming on twitch😅
@@infinitepain_xdand TH-cam now
@@infinitepain_xdsome of us don’t have time in the day to watch lives ngl, i personally work almost 8-12 hours every day and when i get home i hope this man posts just so i can watch sm before bed 😭
Here is this poem i thought of myself with no chat gpt -
Eggster’s in the zone, sharp as a knife,
Headshots and clutch plays, the heart of the fight.
With a flick of the wrist and a cheeky smile,
He’s taking the game to a whole new mile.
In Valorant’s world, he’s a force to behold,
Eggster’s the name, and the legend’s been told.
Through every round, every battle, every fire,
He rises to win, taking the game higher.
im new tbh here but everytime i start tilting and lose on valo as a yoru main i close it and watch an eggster video and the G gets me back in full high spirits and i lose again but im grateful
honestly surprised you could make this video i didnt know shanks was this high in elo
Idk how but shanks is top 100
@@griezmann7263 i dont get im new to val. i thought shanks was a pro?
@@moosic5701 used to be a low tier team pro but due to lots and lots of casual playing lost his touch + being a pro doesn't mean you'll be good at ranked :)
8:03 minima jump scare
thank you eggster for teleport behind my dad before my dad using dimensional belt
Bro asking if 315 natty in 3-4 is good.. Shows how cooked peoples perception of strength is now days, thats huge!
When
@@Buttercup1628f nice
@@sibbs9149no it’s not. 🙁 I just wanted to know what you’re talking about
He can lift a sumatra tiger and asks if its good, insane
315 natty is impressive, even at high bodyweight.
8:15 ewww brother whats that , i thought i was watching roblox , or my shaders didn't load
real
2:10 315 natty is insanely impressive
TenZ catching strays is crazy
How did TenZ catch strays
how
You know what else is crazy?
@@BartTrades Low Taper Fade
14:35 wtf man - when you see eggsterr style on all the 24/7 gamer dudes you don't expect him to pack those kinda guns damn
14:37 wow I’m actually so impressed nice bro 👍
18:02 I can play in proceeds to destroy the whole squad
Every time he picks up the aeimonder sheriff, you know he's getting at least 2 one taps
Cant wait to see how many title changes this one will go thru
Eggsterr is 22? Brother looks like he easily is 28, god dayum
you say that because of hair style and brainwash by social media from how normal people look, I would not even be surprised if he was a matured 18y, go see more people irl, eggster is gorgeus.
@ brother, I never said anything about his hair😭 it’s his physique that makes him look older, bro I am older than him by a year and people tell me I look 28, what do you mean. I see people everyday, I have a real job which requires going to office everyday come on man, don’t come at me like that, I’m just glad someone out there who is younger than me also looks old (my profile picture is 5 years old in case you thought I was lying about people calling me old when I’m actually not that old)
By the way, his physique is godly in case you wanted to be offended for that too
@@manibharathimudaliar3911 sorry for judging then, thought you were a bad actor, all good then
@@manibharathimudaliar3911bro you are having a meltdown 😂
One side: is tht eggster? Holy its a try hard game.
Other side: i dont even operate at full , its at 50%
3:45 thats why i have so much impression to this pro player, respect
That transition at 12:03 was lowkey clean
Bro entered god mode at 18:00
The intro music gives me life. I hear it in my head every time I play ranked and make a play
theres EGGIE in his 22 and then there is ME
3:07 they won 2 in a row cause of the guy holding b alone but when he failed he gon act like that 😂
I had faith on that play at 18:00. you are the yoru god number only 1
14:40 DAYUM bro is jacked probably the most jacked valorant player
Bro is more built like Brinstone than he is Yoru
Last game was intense, made eggy-weggy go 70% power
2:22 315 lbs on a bench press is pretty great bro. Not a lot of peeps could do that, including myself. Keep at it
Lowkey wanna see eggsterr in a scrim
Incredible transition
ты лучший, надеюсь еще раз займешь топ 1 ранг и порадуешь фанатов этим. Знай что мы твои фанаты - всегда с тобой, и лично я всегда буду видеть в тебе фигуру учителя и любимого игрока. С наступающим новым годом, дорогой! 🎉
Mister Eggbun is so humble oh my god
TH-cam eggster fans > Twitch Eggster fans
14:39 let giga chad cook
Their killjoy seems so lost
18:05 Godmode Purely
14:46 ther is a direct corilation between how much muscles you have and how good is your yoru gameplay
enemy KJ on haven got wrecked all game with Eggs sherrif
thankyou eggster for dropping a banger ep !!
the real video starts at 14:11 and ends at 14:45
The editors have clocked the algorithm. Clickbait tenz and shankz at the same time
Rent cannot be this high bro 🙏🙏😭😭
14:42 stop mogging me bro
Eggster is my father. he left when I was 3 to make Valorant content. Im glad he decided to chase his dreams.
315 bench is very impressive regardless of gym time 3-4 years is very good
13:25 what does clove say ? i cant hear it
same, wanted to know what they are talking about
clove: how does one achieve 1.3 million snaps
egg: I think I have 13K after like 10 years of use
clove: I'm almost at 400K
egg: Holy get a job
What keyboard do you use?
No youtube streams?
WE LOVE YOU DEXTER GLAD YOUR BACK LOVE YOU MISSED YOU BABE
8:04 what is that ares skin lmao
11:15 I feel like playing val dm doesn’t help you learn anything though, it just serves to help you practice clicking heads
Nah it can help with isolating 1v1s
He changed the thumbnail lmao
315 is good compared to the average person but if u train solely for strength u can get there much quicker
we need to see egg vs egg battle
bro i thought this was a westjett video
But.. I thought I was the biggest Tenz hater
15:04 holy shit
Insane norse build
NO MORE TH-cam STREAMS?
Bro is 22 years old and looks like 30+, that is what comp Valorant is doing to you kids.
Chat what was bro doing at 15:34 is there any reason he doesn’t shoot again???
Biggest flex, damn!
You look more like Rhett from Good Mythical Morning
i wonder in these lobbies if they are just expected to look away from eggsters flashes or that eggster throws them so well that they don't hit his teammates, whenever I get a yoru on my team they always flash me breh
egg fam put twitchchat on screen no cap frfrfrfr
how is eggster only 22 i thought he was in his late 20s at least
If u don’t sleep good, u age faster
Bros built like a truck bro impressive
is 90Kg Bench good for 15, 63kg bodyweight
this a valorant vid not a gym vid bro 😭🙏
Yes, if you're actually pressing it, not bouncing it off ribcage.
@Precipiceofwind i have a clean form i dont leg drive and arch my back
its crazy bro
watch this on youtube when u were streaming but still going to watch because u little to good
Hey yo eggster, I would if you could give me some tips to get better with yoru cause I really want to be good at valorant and become pro and there are some maps that I don’t t really know how to play. And you can’t it’s fine I will learn myself and love your videos, it’s really helping to get better and better
13:40 lol
wait is he really 22?
Is bro not streaming on youtube anymore
My goat king Eggsterr
Idk how i hadnt followed you yet
8:04 tf is this skin 💀
Minima
Another clapping from the goat
Egg.
Here before the Tenz Hater
my king
18:04 bro I just busted 😫
egsster wtfff is that ?8:35
Nice vid
Don't tell me eggsterr is also going to become a drama channel 😭😭😭
You're swole tf
Is Valorant and the Gym your only go to places?
8:04 bro quit valorant and went to subrosa 😭that skin is so ass 😭
14:40 looking good Eggster
love your videos.
14:42 omg this mmm mmmm srs looks like you're 40)))))
Talk bout main character syndrome this guys is full of it. But I like how he also shit on other streamers with the same syndrome like him.
everyone should be like him
he is the main character
commenting for the engagement!!!
YES KING
8:08 ew what is that
i love uuuu eggaterrr❤
hi eggly
Wtf is that ares skin? Looks like its from roblox 8:21
Ok
Am I too early my king?