ASMR - First Class Flight Attendant Roleplay

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  • @ArticulateDesignASMR
    @ArticulateDesignASMR  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1848

    I hope you all enjoy this! Apologies i'm a wee bit inconsistent at the moment, work is pretty hectic!
    I've finally made an instagram! Feel free to follow me :D
    instagram.com/articulatedesignasmr/

    • @deadmeme1212
      @deadmeme1212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Glad you finally made an instagram! :D been wanting to follow you for a while
      I was just about to watch an asmr video made by you, so this video is perfectly on time
      You are my favorite asmrtist, keep up the good work!

    • @justrelaxing8725
      @justrelaxing8725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh I'm follow you hard bro xD

    • @yeahlabandida
      @yeahlabandida 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      don't worry the duty is firts, anyway we love you and wait for this videos because the way that you do asmr is unique . Have a nice day

    • @2001mark
      @2001mark 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      'LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!' #Airplane!

    • @mireia3159
      @mireia3159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't worry Matt. It's great to have you back. You just saved my night 😄

  • @lukefrost288
    @lukefrost288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4373

    I’m confused I woke up the next morning and couldn’t find my new bose headphones or my Nintendo switch anywhere

  • @JDHJDH1
    @JDHJDH1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2945

    this is probably the closest I'll ever get to an actual first class flight

    • @nicolaspinzon632
      @nicolaspinzon632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Just pass through first class to look for a bathroom, then you'll be even closer

    • @adliadadliad4096
      @adliadadliad4096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True lol

    • @matt.r25
      @matt.r25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      you will get there one day man just believe it will happen

    • @blueblanket701
      @blueblanket701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sarge don't give up,it will happen

    • @atmoody4608
      @atmoody4608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      This is better than most first class flights. Not all they’re cracked up to be. This is more like a private jet

  • @Jr-Forastiere
    @Jr-Forastiere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1661

    I have learned today that Pringles are a gourmet snack and my gf should be grateful that I stock the pantry with them

    • @estellealexander5909
      @estellealexander5909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      this is the most underrated comment ever

    • @Yugoslavia_memes
      @Yugoslavia_memes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      e s t l l e straight facts

    • @minecalos1870
      @minecalos1870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Bruh you're gf isn't grateful about you stocking the pantry with Pringles she is a gonner

    • @keremyilmaz1447
      @keremyilmaz1447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joel Forastiere that’s really funny 😁

    • @111olbap
      @111olbap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pringles make your tastebuds tingle. Always bringle pringles.

  • @Sean-xq9yd
    @Sean-xq9yd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1893

    Honestly, with this kind of service, I’d want the flight to last 9 hours

    • @devonrider3406
      @devonrider3406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sniperpuppy1107 makes a blimp/ airship version. Enjoy

    • @banananational8593
      @banananational8593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Only 9??

    • @dylanmartinez5350
      @dylanmartinez5350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I would want it to last for a lifetime

    • @joebrinklow-basquille7944
      @joebrinklow-basquille7944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I said that exact same thing watching this

    • @spartan6052
      @spartan6052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would make the flight rap around the world 20 times

  • @goldenquadzillagem6804
    @goldenquadzillagem6804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2209

    You just know the flight is going to be expensive when they sell both coke and Pepsi.

    • @sprockerdan619
      @sprockerdan619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      GoldenQuadZilla Gem Pepsi and coke men high five

    • @catherinebeckner-gallant4830
      @catherinebeckner-gallant4830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Only coke Pepsi is dead to meeeeeeeeeeeeeehfdbd r fhbfhdbdhchdyxhfhvhfuhuydyfjgjfudysycuvm

    • @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335
      @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@catherinebeckner-gallant4830 they taste similar. There both crap soda that eventually will fuck up ur body

    • @goldenquadzillagem6804
      @goldenquadzillagem6804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      dog person but there like sweet nectar to you and your taste buds

    • @sk8errapmonkey
      @sk8errapmonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GoldenQuadZilla Gem I was hoping someone would realize that

  • @sizzelz_steakz9732
    @sizzelz_steakz9732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    14:40 “front and center, this is a...
    *squares*

    • @Y4k3
      @Y4k3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It
      Is
      A
      Good format

    • @trousermouse7940
      @trousermouse7940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This comment made me wheeze then exhale out of my nose

    • @benjaminhigham3624
      @benjaminhigham3624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Poor Matt. TH-cam comments show no mercy. This made me laugh though.

    • @Kaitanji
      @Kaitanji 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know if that's intentional, but the word "squares" isn't centered aaaa

    • @AlxzAlec
      @AlxzAlec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pack of squares

  • @carolinalibardi6017
    @carolinalibardi6017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    9:53 'one could never go wrong with pepsi' lmao tell kendall jenner that

  • @DiegoMartinez-vy6fr
    @DiegoMartinez-vy6fr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    The wide range of his vocabulary alone puts me right to sleep

    • @brysondean6707
      @brysondean6707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Diego Martinez he is quite.... articulate

    • @frederickbossington
      @frederickbossington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bryson Dean he should name his channel after that

    • @IrishGuysScarf
      @IrishGuysScarf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@frederickbossington He should also put a "Design" at the end.

  • @henrikuggelberg4528
    @henrikuggelberg4528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1580

    So this is how it’s like to be Casey Neistat.

  • @joshhoward9932
    @joshhoward9932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1250

    “Be back in 15-20 mins”
    5 seconds later:
    “Hello again”

    • @gravydressing8904
      @gravydressing8904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes

    • @popstarprincess123
      @popstarprincess123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Josh Howard the speed of sound

    • @MK-hg2nx
      @MK-hg2nx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fifa is trash

    • @TJ-uv6wg
      @TJ-uv6wg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MK-hg2nx ikr I thought it was dead

    • @sprockerdan619
      @sprockerdan619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tiiiiimmmmmeeeee
      Trrravvvell
      Oooooo

  • @ASMRMuzz
    @ASMRMuzz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2127

    Matt, this was
    First Class.

  • @thefalsekingslayer3717
    @thefalsekingslayer3717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    That extra level of immersion when he literally gives you *your* headphones

    • @mirondelpero5592
      @mirondelpero5592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheFalseKingslayer lmao

    • @mayvalley
      @mayvalley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ironically enough, those are the exact headphones I’m wearing at the moment

  • @TheSpamman20
    @TheSpamman20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    "And when i flip this switch that droning jet engine will disappear"
    Me- "Oh god I bloody hope not"

    • @lionpaladin
      @lionpaladin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      now I know what it's like to have a laughing fit while wearing a CPAP nasal pillows mask. Thank you!

    • @grafmesawers4204
      @grafmesawers4204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I wanted to sleep. Couldn't stop laughing. xD

    • @franktank2714
      @franktank2714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heh 420th like

    • @iasaacglendale558
      @iasaacglendale558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is a gem

    • @ArticulateDesignASMR
      @ArticulateDesignASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Hahaha how did I not see this before, I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣

  • @siroctopus2652
    @siroctopus2652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    *"All meals are cooked in flight"*
    "How does the smoke escape?"
    *"hOw DOES tHe smOke EScApe"*

    • @_knownasjack_
      @_knownasjack_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@DownTheLineASMR you're telling me that you can cook a steak without producing smoke

    • @pokeballer7627
      @pokeballer7627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      when the plane reaches the destination (a preschool) you can see the smoke coming out from where the plane “landed”

    • @chatarozawa
      @chatarozawa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AAaAAAAaA

    • @biggboi8009
      @biggboi8009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      chillbork ooooohhhbhbbbbbboobobiobobobobi

    • @Willybean08
      @Willybean08 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Electricity

  • @Kris451
    @Kris451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Free Gifts costs
    $350 Pair of headphones
    $300 Nintendo Switch
    Four $60 games
    Two $35 games
    $25 Battery pack
    $20 Bluetooth adapter
    Possibly around $95-$105 worth of food and drinks, per item cost
    And a personal attendant.
    One ticket must cost up to $30,000.
    Damn son.
    I'm thinking about it. I like those headphones.

  • @topianissimo2606
    @topianissimo2606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    A Nintendo bloody Switch as a free complimentary gift? What’s this world comin to.

    • @thelegobrickdude
      @thelegobrickdude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Communism

    • @iigibbyz
      @iigibbyz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No wonder the tickets were so darn expensive...

    • @alisongordon9733
      @alisongordon9733 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reece Gibby we won the trip tho from a competition

    • @dumb5708
      @dumb5708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It had come to the peak of it's existence

    • @bluepheonix2455
      @bluepheonix2455 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I don’t think a Nintendo switch would be that special if it’s rare, yet completely unsurprising that we can move large hundred ton metal vehicles at the speed of sound

  • @ZachBrader
    @ZachBrader 6 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    I’ve watched this video every day for 2 months and I’m
    Happy with that

    • @ArticulateDesignASMR
      @ArticulateDesignASMR  6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I am delighted with that :D That is incredible to read, i'm so so glad it's useful !

    • @jayne5063
      @jayne5063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You are an amazing person

    • @winnieroberts2757
      @winnieroberts2757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good this is nervous to me

    • @twistedanna9441
      @twistedanna9441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly I’ve been doing that without realising

  • @anya_asmr_anya
    @anya_asmr_anya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    I should write thank you for this video before I fall asleep. Good night everyone.

    • @ArticulateDesignASMR
      @ArticulateDesignASMR  6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sleep well Anna :) Always so so good to see you on my channel! When can we all expect another video from you??

    • @DaGreatAdrian
      @DaGreatAdrian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ASMR ANYA - ̗ ̀Anna Gabo ̖ ́- I noticed that in all your thumbnails you have your head on a left angle why is that so ?

    • @lil__sped538
      @lil__sped538 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And good night to you m'am

    • @neoda91
      @neoda91 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ur family must be proud

    • @OwenRic0
      @OwenRic0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DaGreatAdrian that's not a no skin!!!
      That's omega!!!

  • @dillyc_11
    @dillyc_11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    I see you’ve already got spider man 3 ready for me to watch. Good man

    • @banzai1064
      @banzai1064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Uppa hoods

    • @britnat3706
      @britnat3706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It better be the good spider man 3 with like sandman and stuff

    • @freddo4304
      @freddo4304 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha lol didn't notuce

    • @moist_captain
      @moist_captain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I missed the part where that's my problem

    • @artyom1787
      @artyom1787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@britnat3706 Name me one other spider man 3😂

  • @ethancooke9909
    @ethancooke9909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    “Are a pair of.................................B O S E”

    • @Zero-pj7ji
      @Zero-pj7ji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ??

    • @Zero-pj7ji
      @Zero-pj7ji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does u make sence

    • @emi7737
      @emi7737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Good comment
      No hate comment
      Hate comment bad
      Fuk u
      Jk
      Have a nice day

    • @ilikehydreigon6690
      @ilikehydreigon6690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ah yes another person who has liking to the way he says........
      B
      O
      S
      E

    • @xxhada
      @xxhada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      f a n c y

  • @markwhitson
    @markwhitson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    *pops an earbud out of one ear
    "I'll have the Pringles thanks".

    • @williamhowarth3285
      @williamhowarth3285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mark Whitson Pringles are the shit

    • @rainsofhealing
      @rainsofhealing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mark Whitson reading this comment while eating pringles no joke 😊

    • @markwhitson
      @markwhitson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rainsofhealing lol 😋😋

    • @Georgeg15
      @Georgeg15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly haven’t had Pringles in years and I really can’t think why they’re the best crisps .

    • @viphorse1288
      @viphorse1288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      William Howarth I cant even believe you

  • @airplainchild
    @airplainchild 6 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    This is really funny because, as much as I'm enjoying this video, in real life, the LAST thing I want to do is talk to my flight attendant :p

    • @ArticulateDesignASMR
      @ArticulateDesignASMR  6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      hahahaha omg same :D I would dieeeeee if they spoke to me this much! It's actually the main reason i've never made one, it's just so difficult to make it realistic and still have lots of talking in it. I tried my best though :D

    • @LoopayLu
      @LoopayLu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      if he was my flight attendant, he could talk to me all he wants!😊

    • @adams7763
      @adams7763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As long he keeps pouring the whiskey.... let him keep talking. Is that a personal favorite of yours or did you just pick one?

    • @phantom_kitsune7424
      @phantom_kitsune7424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DwightLivesMatter mostly because it becomes extremely awkward at some point

    • @jinkazama2555
      @jinkazama2555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ArticulateDesignASMR you did an excellent job without making it weird :)

  • @XAVR_
    @XAVR_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    FYI:
    Adding a drop of water to whiskey causes new flavours to come forwards due to the presence of water causing oils that are emulsified into the whiskey to separate, drawing out flavours specific to those oils. That's why adding water to peated scotch can make it seem smokier, and adding it to Japanese whiskey can draw out the sandlewood other woody flavours (in fact a lot of Japanese whiskey is bottled at a higher proof because it is sold with dilution in mind, as it is popular to drink whiskey in Japan "Two's Up", which is two parts whiskey to one part mineral water).
    Conversely younger whiskeys like American Bourbon and Rye that spend a lot less time in the barrel, and have a much lower oil content, are less affected by the addition of water.

    • @friends4life768
      @friends4life768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TMI Xavr

    • @AlexYT20202
      @AlexYT20202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ok

    • @theveremianshow2101
      @theveremianshow2101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Where did you learn this?

    • @XAVR_
      @XAVR_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@theveremianshow2101 Whiskey festival in the UK during a "How to taste whiskey" clinic

    • @TheOriginalGamerdud
      @TheOriginalGamerdud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Charlie did you get that off Wikipedia?

  • @RRIA_America
    @RRIA_America 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    2:49
    I like how my ears are on my throat.

    • @devindouzstuff_8250
      @devindouzstuff_8250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Roleplay of Mr. Crocker on a first class flight

    • @whuskeywolf0032
      @whuskeywolf0032 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@devindouzstuff_8250 So true

    • @spookkoopsspook
      @spookkoopsspook 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@devindouzstuff_8250 oml

    • @Zero-pj7ji
      @Zero-pj7ji 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      U know but don't bully him

    • @Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx
      @Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That means if it’s a normal human, he’s looking like a foot over their hair

  • @lukewarm1242
    @lukewarm1242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    “Do you know why we call it on the rocks?”
    I then had a nice short history lesson and then a science/brewery lesson, now i have another fact to throw at my friends randomly and confuse them

    • @ArticulateDesignASMR
      @ArticulateDesignASMR  5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Well I'm glad you enjoyed that little story :D And it's true too!

    • @lukewarm1242
      @lukewarm1242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just rewatched the video for the 3rd or 4th time, still my favorite part

    • @matzeteo5576
      @matzeteo5576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME

  • @rodrigo3878
    @rodrigo3878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Flight 176 is going to be 30 minutes late because one guy is doing ASMR

    • @0GarbageChannel0
      @0GarbageChannel0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That one guy is actually the pilote. So, don't even know if it will be late or destroyed

    • @devon3874
      @devon3874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FBI - Federal bureau of Investigation FBI OPEN UP

    • @fraserjohnson6081
      @fraserjohnson6081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think about this comment sometimes and just imagine a guy on a plane tapping things whilst the flight attendant is asking him to leave the flight

    • @Andrewsadventures933
      @Andrewsadventures933 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahahahh

    • @ItsSamHussey
      @ItsSamHussey 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rodrigo I think flight 176 was the plane that hit the south tower on 9/11

  • @xfire114
    @xfire114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    This video is like my go to asmr video now, i have probably watched it 10 times over now lol

  • @VERCINGETORIXTHEBAND
    @VERCINGETORIXTHEBAND 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Me: clicks on video hoping to relax
    Red Lobster: *yEAAAAAAAAAAAA-*

    • @Baconator96
      @Baconator96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I keep getting an Audible commercial playing marching band music at about 200 times the decibel rating of a jet engine

    • @Jessica-117
      @Jessica-117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg hahaha that actually just happened to me with another video

    • @pickleman._.2245
      @pickleman._.2245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got a reeses ad

    • @TheSchizoTrollinator
      @TheSchizoTrollinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me who uses a AD Blocker: You guys are getting ads?

    • @BossDoubloon30
      @BossDoubloon30 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emily Knutsen
      😆

  • @Sad_racc
    @Sad_racc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "if you are of age..."
    Oh okay, it's this type of flight huh?

    • @olinolan4948
      @olinolan4948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Oh, I'm gay now.

    • @mythicalgiraffe23
      @mythicalgiraffe23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@olinolan4948 Brother I don't know if you just didn't type a reply, or if you just wanted to make their name more prominent, but I fucking feel you.

    • @pokeballer7627
      @pokeballer7627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      why isnt this liked more

    • @dogedog8686
      @dogedog8686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oli Nolan 🤔

    • @urbana7547
      @urbana7547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lil Jim LOL WTF

  • @bunkertons
    @bunkertons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    You might be the clearest Scotsman I've ever had the pleasure of listening to.

    • @torlakkarstad4251
      @torlakkarstad4251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i didn’t even know he was a Scot before reading this!

    • @Achillunes
      @Achillunes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      excuse me, did you say he was a _scot?_ 👁️👄👁️

  • @RockyLikes
    @RockyLikes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    This should be a 6 hour video, after the first hour, have a baby crying. At hour three, the chair in front of you leans back too far and doesn’t move until the end. at hour 5 you start experience turbulence, the baby starts crying again, the girl with the fear of flying who really should be on a 6 hour flight starts freaking out and screaming, and the flight attendant cuts you off on rum and coke. At hour six, the pilot informs the passengers that the weather is too rough to land and you’ll be in the air for another hour, on hour seven you finally land. It takes the pilot a half hour to dock and then another 15 minute to get off the plane. Then you find out your luggage was lost.

    • @aboldone4264
      @aboldone4264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Spirit airlines in a nutshell.

    • @americangaming3601
      @americangaming3601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Lee Fire we’re in first class for the *_richest_* of the rich. Not gonna happen.

    • @Zack-to7bz
      @Zack-to7bz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Swear

    • @cormacsweeney3398
      @cormacsweeney3398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Very true to life

    • @Jimmy-lj7tk
      @Jimmy-lj7tk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why are you so fucked detailed and needy

  • @zandikaa
    @zandikaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    FIRST CLASS AND WE'RE DRINKING RUBICON, BOYS

    • @jeppep95
      @jeppep95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      strong flex

    • @owenfulton6517
      @owenfulton6517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LIVING LIFE

    • @quinn1812
      @quinn1812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      First class, boys

    • @alfieogden
      @alfieogden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My and the boys flying first class drinking 60p drinks

    • @MK-hg2nx
      @MK-hg2nx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Takes off 300 dollar bose headset* ...im sorry did you say something

  • @AdamDSalt
    @AdamDSalt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The asmrtist that we don’t deserve... But the one we needed 🙏🙌

    • @samza9233
      @samza9233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice profile lol

  • @sebb8347
    @sebb8347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    2:52 *looks into my eyes and above the headphones at the same time*
    Me: "I feel like you've done something wrong here Matt"

    • @Zero-pj7ji
      @Zero-pj7ji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey we all make mistakes don't bully u bully

    • @kimr7677
      @kimr7677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zero-pj7ji oh ffs hush already nobody is bullying him, it's funny and he knows what a joke is. You are crying way too much on way too many comments, it's time to settle down now.

    • @Zero-pj7ji
      @Zero-pj7ji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kimr7677 shut it dude not talking to u mind ur business

  • @parjansbookreviews8654
    @parjansbookreviews8654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    And we will of course be giving u a brand new Ferrari to drive home after the plane ride

    • @CorruptPianist
      @CorruptPianist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You mean I don't get to keep the plane??

    • @ArticulateDesignASMR
      @ArticulateDesignASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Sounds like somebody called Articulate Uber!!

    • @patrickoshea9398
      @patrickoshea9398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don’t forget the mansion that you get to stay in after the flight

    • @Tanner0
      @Tanner0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love this comment.

  • @cabij2475
    @cabij2475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    I wonder how expensive my seat was for Matt to give me 600 dollar headphones and a nintendo switch for free

    • @taytems
      @taytems 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      vegamite sandwich Concord flights when they were still around were around $20,000 per flight. I’m going to say it would be pretty easy to cover a few things like that in the cost.

    • @lsagts2466
      @lsagts2466 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      But he said you won the tickets so yeah

    • @Dev-wm5wx
      @Dev-wm5wx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bru headphones are $300

    • @dbean5174
      @dbean5174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Faze Cizzors lol I was about to comment that

    • @VinierAardvark1
      @VinierAardvark1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      vegamite sandwich The question is how much of them do they have in stock to give them out for free?

  • @MrFisc
    @MrFisc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    You missed the chance to name it Air-ticulate

  • @temujinkublai9788
    @temujinkublai9788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Hi random person scrolling through the comments! Have a great sleep! You deserve it!

    • @jaredprovost2002
      @jaredprovost2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is a valid comment. Nice

    • @saf_mackie9593
      @saf_mackie9593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve sat on my arse for two weeks but yh I proper deserve it mate

    • @weeto1906
      @weeto1906 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks

    • @Zach-yf9qs
      @Zach-yf9qs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think I do, but thanks anyways.

    • @lennonwilliams2152
      @lennonwilliams2152 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Convenient xD, thanks mate.

  • @ValSangster
    @ValSangster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    14:13 he forgot to edit that part 🤣 he’s beyond adorable 😍

  • @trash_panda_99
    @trash_panda_99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Me: pays for a several thousand dollar seat aboard a very high class airline
    Matt: oi mate, u want *P R I N G L E S* ?

    • @stephenwakeman3074
      @stephenwakeman3074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ferrets7 Pringles AND 49p Rubicon. Pushin out da boat innit.

    • @salientsolution5436
      @salientsolution5436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruv paprika pringles tho. That's permium shit.

    • @TheSchizoTrollinator
      @TheSchizoTrollinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That is gourmet because they fill the entire can
      over chip companies fill the bag with 99% air and 1% chips

    • @baileyboss500
      @baileyboss500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      O our seat was free

    • @baileyboss500
      @baileyboss500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So he’s treating us like peasants haha

  • @izabellanorth6838
    @izabellanorth6838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Omg dairy free whipped cream? I feel so included! Thank you so much, Matt!

  • @LittleTipsyPanda
    @LittleTipsyPanda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Wow you have a knack for describing things

    • @ArticulateDesignASMR
      @ArticulateDesignASMR  6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You have a knack for writing comments that make creators smile :D

    • @themightyaqua1145
      @themightyaqua1145 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you have the knack sequel

    • @themightyaqua1145
      @themightyaqua1145 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KaiEvanBoardman KNACK NEEDS TO FIGHT THE HIGH GOBLIN, SO HES GONNA BUILD A ROBOT SO HE CAN FIGHT A LASER
      okay?

  • @SupaDaBloopa
    @SupaDaBloopa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    You sold me at “Nintendo Switch”.

  • @dave_stunts
    @dave_stunts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Guys the ghost from bird box is at 5:00

  • @bastidface
    @bastidface 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Man you're good. Your videos offer some of the most relaxing ASMR experiences I've ever experienced. You would be an amazing hypnotist.

  • @kelbymcfadden2877
    @kelbymcfadden2877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This was fantastic also was listening to it with my Bose quietcomforts

    • @ArticulateDesignASMR
      @ArticulateDesignASMR  6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ahhh those beauties can make even my videos sound good hahah

    • @dom-bruno2711
      @dom-bruno2711 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @-nameless-5778
      @-nameless-5778 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am also using the Quiet Comfort headphones

    • @huntergames4860
      @huntergames4860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Puny humans
      *puts on airpods*

  • @Luke0151
    @Luke0151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Excuse me sir I went to the bathroom came back and you’ve been sitting in my booth for 30 minuets talking to a camera...

    • @misty2977
      @misty2977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Why were you in the bathroom for 30 mins? Or did you watch your attendent do this?

    • @terminatorgoose05channel69
      @terminatorgoose05channel69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Buke LMFAO so hard I started choking

    • @adyy_0074
      @adyy_0074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YOU SAID MINUETS!!!!

    • @CarryTheCross
      @CarryTheCross 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao

    • @aszawqz
      @aszawqz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Buke I laughed soooo hard I even stoped breathing.😂😂🤣

  • @HazzCraft
    @HazzCraft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    3:00 im so accustomed to white noise i didnt realise it was there but for some reason my brain found it not there super relaxing having now known it was. Weird. Haha. Also hey again man!

  • @normalmanfromengland
    @normalmanfromengland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    i kinda liked the droning engine sound ngl matt

    • @sprockerdan619
      @sprockerdan619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      finley cavender I cant fall asleep without a white noise in the background

    • @ehwhynot7631
      @ehwhynot7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My name is dan then you’ll hate this channel

  • @altf4enter238
    @altf4enter238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There’s something about your charm and explanation skills that just complements the effect of ASMR in all of your videos, this video is a prime example. It’s enough to always keep me intrigued to hear everything.

  • @kalsaithrak
    @kalsaithrak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Have you ever done a whiskey ASMR video? Would be interesting!

  • @thalitaheiderich3716
    @thalitaheiderich3716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Wow, matt. This is so amazing!
    The noise canceler is so cool.. i had a lot of tingles with your voice.
    Where can i buy a ticket? I just wanna travel articulate’s now!
    So many gifts and such ab amazing personal attention...
    i just luv you

    • @ArticulateDesignASMR
      @ArticulateDesignASMR  6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hellooo Thalitaaaaaaaaaaaaa / sub zeroo :D:D

    • @thalitaheiderich3716
      @thalitaheiderich3716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aahhhhhhhhhhhh now im shyyy

    • @liamjones691
      @liamjones691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't feel tingles but I still like Asmr and people who speak very soft well doing it

  • @BondsFilms
    @BondsFilms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    2:51 Ali a intro starts

  • @xbeanmarie
    @xbeanmarie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am literally entranced right now which is impressive bc I normally avoid airplane videos because of my anxiety. Like damn, such a good job!!!

  • @unsaii
    @unsaii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    still watching this, ive seen it like 100 times! amazing bro

  • @aidanw.c.
    @aidanw.c. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Job Well done Matt! Of course as always! This role play was soothing, and captivating in a quite unique manner. Your role plays demonstrate a sense of illuminating, professional, and exceptional performance. I admire your ingenuity and the hard work that you invest thoroughly in each of your videos, it signifies your diligence and commitment to your ASMR passion. It takes a lot of endurance to create the content you do, while maintaining your wonderful application of detail to each video. Particularly in this role play while in most I find to be eloquently compelling I especially was intrigued by the “on the rocks” derivation regarding spirits. You enlightened me! Something new we learn every day I suppose. I’ve been watching your channel for quite some time and I could not emphasize how lovely your interactive role plays are. It’s surely commendable. I encourage you to keep up the fantastic work and you’ll be accumulating even more attention from the TH-cam community. Respectfully, although you are an underrated channel in accordance with the great work you exhibit I’m finding that your content is even more superior to ASMR channels that have a substantial amount of subscribers. As always it’s a pleasure and a delightful experience for me to watch your role plays. Your sense of detail is entirely impeccable while being concise and coherent .
    All the best, Thank you. 🙂

    • @ArticulateDesignASMR
      @ArticulateDesignASMR  6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I seriously want to print this comment off and use it for wallpaper round my flat hahah. Aidan honestly, I think this is one of the most incredible comments i've read in ages! Thank you sosoossoos much, this put an enormous smile on my face :) I always have enormous appreciation for anyone taking time out of their lives to watch my content, but to take even more time to write a comment like this, is simply remarkable :)

    • @dankoverloadtv1409
      @dankoverloadtv1409 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aidan W.C. This is an A* essay so better memorise it

  • @HelloHello-yd4su
    @HelloHello-yd4su 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yesssss, flight attendant roleplays are my favourite ones and you are the king of roleplays. Perfect combination :D

  • @user-or3qp6tj2r
    @user-or3qp6tj2r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    14:14 he just went full on ninja on the camera

    • @dogdogeNo.1
      @dogdogeNo.1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ǤᑌᗰᗰƳ what a name

    • @wallopwallop9125
      @wallopwallop9125 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Call Me Cozza gay

    • @kyedae9066
      @kyedae9066 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I felt fucked after that part

  • @pinedragon5398
    @pinedragon5398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    AD: “Galaxy cookies”
    Stormtrooper: *_missing intensifies_*

  • @Amysbiblereads
    @Amysbiblereads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “They can get a little bit heavy… as did I”
    Same 🤣👋

  • @ghfdt368
    @ghfdt368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Yes! great to see you back, im a recent subscriber but really took a liking to your videos, especially the barber and the confectionery videos :) your presentation and the way you make each video almost like its own little story is what sets you apart from many other ASMR artists, every video is like a small experience in the world you create in your video and they make me relax almost instantly.

    • @ArticulateDesignASMR
      @ArticulateDesignASMR  6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What a remarkable comment, honestly buddy thank you so much :) I honestly feel quite guilty sometimes with my videos, I put in far far less work than so many others. Some creators spend hours writing scripts, creating scenery and practicing. I quite literally grab some props, turn the camera on and wing the whole thing. However I am so glad there are those of you who still find them helpful :)

  • @jessmason5414
    @jessmason5414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Trying to fall asleep in preparation for getting up at 2:30am for a flight tomorrow (sadly not first class) so this couldn’t have been posted at a better time 😌😴

  • @ryanjefferies2334
    @ryanjefferies2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how we’re moving so fast the clouds don’t seem to move, lol great video ur the best

  • @Tokyo_Kawaiii
    @Tokyo_Kawaiii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how you are so subtle😂 like if you "talk" to us you don't choose what we want and I feel so much more involved in the whole role playing. Keep it up!❤

  • @madelinegrace7605
    @madelinegrace7605 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The leg space between yourself and the chair infront is always squishy, but this man goes so far beyond he has managed to shrink himself to comfortably fit between your legs and the chair infront. 10/10 service, would recommend.

  • @ethan30878
    @ethan30878 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I absolutely love this! I may have a fear of flying, but this is too relaxing to pass up on. Keep up the amazing work.

  • @leech1355
    @leech1355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Does anybody else have a serious serious crush on him? Like I don’t even know if it’s normal or not, but I think there is something about him that’s just on another level

    • @ArticulateDesignASMR
      @ArticulateDesignASMR  6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I have a serious serious crush on your display picture :D

    • @aleksandra9843
      @aleksandra9843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have also been expiriencing a little bit of Mat infatuation for the duration of the last month. He is just so articulate and I like a man who knows his way around words. 😁❤

    • @dianedeck
      @dianedeck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have a very serious crush on him and it is very inappropriate. Don't tell him I said that.

    • @williamhowarth3285
      @williamhowarth3285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have a serious crush on the food he has shown me does that count? Also help me there’s too much food.

    • @coopercobb8867
      @coopercobb8867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zoom! :3 the answer is Stockholm syndrome

  • @samza9233
    @samza9233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is probably the best asmr roleplay video I have watched yet. Fantastic work sir.

  • @Jaynat_SF
    @Jaynat_SF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:35 (after hearing the options) "that tea sounds great right now"
    Matt: "yes? With whipped cream?"
    Me: "who the hell drinks English breakfast tea with whipped cream?!"

  • @monika_toja385
    @monika_toja385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh wow, I think Ive just discovered first male voice ASMR that soothes me so much, it’s amazing!

  • @miekeasmr7447
    @miekeasmr7447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    What a service 👌 I always wanted to fly first class into sleep 😴

    • @ArticulateDesignASMR
      @ArticulateDesignASMR  6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      In all honesty, flying first class is probably the easiest way to waste silly amounts of money hahah. Better to stick to the asmr versions and spend the extra money on fun things that last longer than a few hours! :D

  • @botanicalpsychic
    @botanicalpsychic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was my first ASMR of yours, and I've since enjoyed lots of your quality content. Your voice is one of my favorite in the ASMR. You're also admirably polite in all of them, which is quite quirky.

  • @snatchedpickles
    @snatchedpickles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I wish regular airlines were like this..
    Amazing video!

    • @snatchedpickles
      @snatchedpickles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @K.D.P. Ross Ya right.

    • @TheCitedAviator
      @TheCitedAviator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doc ter well either you have one flight attendant for each passenger, or you have one flight attendant doing this for each passenger

  • @noth1ngmuch
    @noth1ngmuch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This would be the absolute highlight of my life dude like seriously I would love this waaaaay too much

  • @quinn1812
    @quinn1812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a guy, he overdoes himself each video! You are such a hero! The best ASMRtist in my opinion. great job!

  • @_dez
    @_dez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Firstly, this is such a great roleplay! and also! I can't believe you included vegetarian, vegan, and dairy-free options like 👏👏

    • @ArticulateDesignASMR
      @ArticulateDesignASMR  6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I want all of my videos to be as inclusive as possible. In the same manner as our whole asmr community is really :)

  • @sickomodemoebamba9835
    @sickomodemoebamba9835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    5:56
    Okay enough foreplay where's smash bro's ultimate

  • @Brough3
    @Brough3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I actually really like the noise in the background combined with your voice

  • @Roseincolor
    @Roseincolor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    *brings out bose headphones*
    Him: These are BO-
    Me: ARE THOSE MINE?

  • @johnfresonte981
    @johnfresonte981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve watched this video so many times just his vocabulary, voice and tone put me to sleep not mentioning his nice gentle personality in the comments and other vids keep up the great work man

  • @dr.girlfriend6687
    @dr.girlfriend6687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Have been excited for this all day! Ready for takeoff. Thanks, Matt!

  • @joanperrezz4288
    @joanperrezz4288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    What a nice service hahaha
    Matt let me tell you that i don't usually watch asmr videos about airplanes or something like that, but this actually caught me into it very hard, the lights were perfect, your voice's volume..etc...i could keep going on and on but the thing is that i want to thank you for creating such a great content!
    The tingles starts at 0:00 and ends at 31:47, clearly the most relaxing asmr video that i've seen in a long time!
    Best wishes! Keep the hard work!

    • @cormacsweeney3398
      @cormacsweeney3398 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      why were there no tingles in the last seccond?😂😂😂

    • @OddityOdds
      @OddityOdds 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't you mean 31:48?

    • @zex5876
      @zex5876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cormacsweeney3398 because it's completely silent ;)

    • @zomblox6721
      @zomblox6721 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You missed the most tingly part 31:48

  • @TonyJames1993
    @TonyJames1993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dang man, if this asmr thing doesn’t work out for you... you for sure have a career as a flight attendant. Acting skills are on point 👌🏼

  • @Cadeo646
    @Cadeo646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The best ASMR flight attendant rp ever
    🤙🏻🤙🏼🤙🏽🤙🏾🤙🏿

  • @MattHockeyGuy
    @MattHockeyGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Hi, I hope you had a pleasant take off"
    What, you mean when the very ground beneath my feet shook until I was launched into the air at great speed? Absolutely.

  • @uniquecopy3338
    @uniquecopy3338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you for being such an amazing content creator! I also really love that those are the same headphones I used to watch your awesome videos.☺️

  • @amanwithaperm5142
    @amanwithaperm5142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    If we’re flying supersonic, can you give me some gin and tonic?

    • @jamieemery9086
      @jamieemery9086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      of course, you can have it all, but how much do you want it?

    • @derekthespatula9346
      @derekthespatula9346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When did docter seuss comment on asmr videos?
      That's a compliment btw

    • @sprockerdan619
      @sprockerdan619 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Modman 41 flying supersonic drinking
      Jin an tonic
      With a ASMRist
      Getting served small pringles spice and cheese
      Articulate air
      They do as you please

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you just drop a bar that's asking for a drink from the bar?

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That deserves my like Whovian

  • @Bravado1989
    @Bravado1989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The part where you pretended to walk away for 15 minutes and you came back laughing lol nice save

  • @VadymShchukinASMR
    @VadymShchukinASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    enjoy your time with Articulate Air👍👍❤❤ Thank you for your ASMR

  • @shadowcube1458
    @shadowcube1458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You gotta respect this man for replying to comments years after this video was posted also love the vid even if im late

  • @abbie6336
    @abbie6336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    You are doing good for yourself. Sugar dealer, hotel receptionist, flight attendant, all of our doctors, oh and don’t forget a asmr artist. Can you just not decide on a job?

    • @harshreddy4594
      @harshreddy4594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hope he doesn't.

    • @crissalinas5608
      @crissalinas5608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He’s kinda like Johnny Sins lmao

    • @bluepheonix2455
      @bluepheonix2455 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m a barbie girl, in an Asmr wooorld!!

    • @PT-on-YT
      @PT-on-YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly the super dealer probably pays the best, those prices are fucking disgusting

  • @thalitaheiderich3716
    @thalitaheiderich3716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    came back to remember the on the rocks story...
    and to another nap

  • @jacksegall2989
    @jacksegall2989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I almost came when he said bose at the beginning.😂 luv the vids

  • @leighmalcolmson14
    @leighmalcolmson14 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is immaculate. 20/10. I have watched it a billion times and still enjoy it so much every time.

  • @Jodiasmr
    @Jodiasmr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love my Bose when I fly. My father, daughter, and I were coming back from Colorado…they were making fun of my exorbitant purchase…until the screaming baby and woman having a panic attack drove them crazy for 5.5 hours! As I was comfortably asleep unaware of the chaos around me! Have to give my props to your exquisite choice in Bose noise canceling headphones! 😍😘plus, the fact I freaking love your videos!!

  • @requiemknell6806
    @requiemknell6806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Every time he goes through the platters and samples in any of these videos, I'm over here with a watering mouth just like "thank you sir I'll just have three of everything"

  • @SoftSoundSophieASMR
    @SoftSoundSophieASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So good! I love flying - never been in the 1st class but this was what I would expect to look like! Super cool!

  • @petramrsan7360
    @petramrsan7360 ปีที่แล้ว

    I usually struggle to find a man’s voice relaxing, but you made me calm instantly. Like an angel, thank you so much! 😇🙏🏼♥️

  • @sameerahmohammed6622
    @sameerahmohammed6622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve rewatched this so many times at this point and it’s still amazing every time ❤️