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  • @ebgsdb6662
    @ebgsdb6662 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +590

    "Not everything's a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes, you just fail." That gets more real every time I hear it.

    • @TotoDG
      @TotoDG 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Ironically, that’s a really good lesson.

  • @gustavoangelof
    @gustavoangelof 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +257

    Missed Kevin saying "Look, I know it's easy to say tonight was just a fluke, and maybe it was, but here's a piece of trivia: a fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea. So if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are, you just might catch one."

    • @barbadoskado2769
      @barbadoskado2769 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      oh yeah that was good one!

  • @eeriekeebs
    @eeriekeebs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +248

    "My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter... where. Or who, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever."
    - Michael Scott

    • @omaanshkaushal3522
      @omaanshkaushal3522 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Just dont do anything to anyone ever, its so simple xD

  • @abdullatif9622
    @abdullatif9622 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    E: "Get in quick"
    M: "Why quick?"
    E: "Bcs it's faster"
    😂

  • @Kenwyfe29
    @Kenwyfe29 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

    “Don’t be an idiot, it changed my life “😂😂😂

  • @vediboy22
    @vediboy22 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    The best thing about Ryan is the sass he brings out in Pam

    • @HellInternAKACandyMD
      @HellInternAKACandyMD 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And in return lol "Yeaaah, me too!" (07:24)

  • @sutherlandA1
    @sutherlandA1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    "It's like I used to tell my wife, I don't apologise unless I think I'm wrong, and if you don't like it, you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say it to my next one, too."
    Stanley Hudson

  • @smylesg
    @smylesg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I ask myself, "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing.
    More people should follow this advice.

  • @MusicLover-my6fo
    @MusicLover-my6fo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +179

    I think the best advice The Office gave was that if you have a fiancée, don't wait 3 years to set a wedding date because one of her co-workers might steal her away from you in the process.

    • @JP_Stoeffler
      @JP_Stoeffler 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      BFD, engaged ain’t married. Never ever, ever give up.

    • @rainymornings
      @rainymornings 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That's still possible even when you're married though... loyalty comes from inside, not from a ring.

  • @samriddhsingh4896
    @samriddhsingh4896 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    Pan singing for the birds funeral and Michael's smile is so heartwarming. ❤

  • @tb7667
    @tb7667 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    'What up Cynthia?'
    Life lesson - Do not say that to Stanley's wife.

  • @miguelsilva9118
    @miguelsilva9118 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    I too wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you've actually left them.

    • @gilius
      @gilius 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Every time you take a deep breath, look around and for some reason you feel good. That, that is the good days. :)

  • @motherlillith
    @motherlillith 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    I’m glad I watched this before shaking my baby ! WHEW! Crisis avoided

    • @dudeymcduderson
      @dudeymcduderson 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You're lucky. I watched this 20 seconds afterwards 😔

    • @fernandoshoots4076
      @fernandoshoots4076 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That’s actually real advice

    • @HellInternAKACandyMD
      @HellInternAKACandyMD 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh good, I heard that wasn't good for them.

    • @fernandoshoots4076
      @fernandoshoots4076 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@HellInternAKACandyMD it’s not

    • @HellInternAKACandyMD
      @HellInternAKACandyMD 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fernandoshoots4076 Thanks Ryan

  • @alpha068
    @alpha068 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    4:25 this almost undid the damage to Andy in seasons 8 and 9....almost.

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    That line Andy has at 4:23 is so deep.
    (Thats what she said)

    • @gilius
      @gilius 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Master!!! 😂😂

  • @abhishekrao1525
    @abhishekrao1525 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    I made new friends at concerts because I gave them a stick of gum.

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    The best advice is to always vanquish your fears. Or else you end up like Ryan

  • @kingschulz1444
    @kingschulz1444 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    Early worm gets the worm

    • @Kris28169
      @Kris28169 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      another worm, like are they friends?

  • @RazuRae02
    @RazuRae02 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    the first one is so real

  • @RichWeigel
    @RichWeigel 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I feel like at 2:01 Steve trying really hard not to burst out laughing and break character.

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Why is Dwight wearing his casual outfit at 5:04

    • @trustysine6004
      @trustysine6004 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It was after the basketball match in the warehouse. S1E5 'Basketball'. I guess he didn't feel like changing properly after the match.

  • @MsHorseracer
    @MsHorseracer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Andy’s observation about ‘the good old days’ is incredible

  • @Zakk_Ross
    @Zakk_Ross 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If you want to know you’re in the good ol day before you left them, practice gratitude. And realize you’re allowed to be grateful for what’s around you and want better or be upset with your circumstances too. gratitude helps you appreciate the nice parts of our present life. If you don’t do that, you’ll miss the good ol days as they pass right by you

  • @ChrisWagner-bh3vn
    @ChrisWagner-bh3vn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I had no idea that Spartacus was a "whodunnit". crazy.

  • @TheGoldenApex
    @TheGoldenApex 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Office best show ever😂😂😂

  • @nathank1899
    @nathank1899 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Watching Michael dance at 2x speed is hilarious

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Michael and the stripper was deep
    Secret secrets are no fun, secret secrets hurt someone.

  • @LaurentMoquin
    @LaurentMoquin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    excerpt :
    not everything is a lesson, sometimes you just fail
    congratulations, do you know what your prize is ? Nothing, some tasks are not worth doing
    keep it simple, stupid
    never ever ever give up
    everyone likes the guy who offers them a stick of gum
    I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days, before you've actually left them
    nobody should have to go to work thinking "oh, this is the place that I might die at today". That's what a hospital is for. An office is for not dying
    you can learn lessons about life even if you don't win. But we did because we were ahead
    make friends first, makes sales second, make love third. In no particular order
    how do you untel something ? You can't, you can't put words back in your mouth. What you can do is spread false gossip so that people think that everything that's been said is untrue, including "Stanley is having an affair". It's like the end of Spartacus : I have seen that movie half a dozen times, and I still don't know who the real Spartacus is
    me mechanic : no speak english. But he know what me mean when me say "car no go", and we best friend. So me think : "why waste time say lot word when few word do trick ?"
    never shake the baby

  • @annatave
    @annatave 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I declare BANKRUPTCYYYYYYYYY.... I didn't say it.. I declared it

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Great now how about making a complete video of Dwight not wearing his coat where he wears his colorful shirts tie that’d be something after all it’s a food for thought

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I learned something from this show.

  • @xoxovp
    @xoxovp 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    these are the rules everyone should live by

  • @TanviSingh-ij2oh
    @TanviSingh-ij2oh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    dawg where is Creed’s last episode dialogue

  • @annatave
    @annatave 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Why say lot word when few word do trick

  • @Geekinonatuesday
    @Geekinonatuesday 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Never let a girl feel good about herself, it will backfire on you” why is this lowkey true

  • @michaelmartinek7408
    @michaelmartinek7408 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Dwight: Michael says K. I. S. S. keep it simple stupid. great advice, hurts my feelings every time.

  • @14reasons58
    @14reasons58 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ryan the race mixer. It makes me sick