I love how Jacks like “sorry hang on I got this guy stealing and I’m trying to figure out what he did” and the customer just gets more excited and talkative blowing him up with questions when he’s trying to concentrate
@@thomas_2285lack of situational awareness? There was no situation happening at the time. The guy had already left and they were only reviewing cameras
Amateur thieves have a lot to learn from these old dudes. Not only are they hitting us with techniques I've never seen before, they both got away too. These are some next-level skills right here!
I was in there late march for the first time,had a delivery 13 miles away so made a detour. Met jack "who has the grip of a gorilla" got a handshake,an Italian sub and a corned beef sub. Heated them in the oven per Jack's suggestion and they were great. Love the videos.
Damn, old people don't follow the normal Thief-Code, they get creative! This first dude not only had a pretty good game plan to steal them cookies but he also used the rarely seen Thief Knee-scratch and face wipe combo and the second dude uses the cross arm technique, these guys ain't messing about!
Gas station sandwiches somehow developed a reputation for being really bad, but something tells me that the ones sold at this gas station are actually really good, and I want one. I'll even pay for it.
I love the dramatic trailer. That said, if you're almost old enough to be collecting social security and you're five finger discounting snacks from the gas station, some life choices probably should be reconsidered.
@@Mitsoxfan you actually believe you have to pay for other peoples retirement? That’s not how it works my dude. You pay into SS your whole life so you have a little security at the end… most of the time it’s not enough especially now.
@@anthonybha4510 that wasn’t what we were talking about, the one guy thought you had to pay other peoples ss. No one benefits when they die before using their retirement thought that was pretty obvious.
Really Old Theives is my favorite long-running reality show. Some fans say it peaked around season 17, but this is a golden season 29 episode, and I'd say it's still going strong.
I worked for a large supermarket in the United Kingdom on security and we would have shoplifters attempting to push a trolley full of groceries out the door !
This channel has me paranoid to be kinda weird in gas stations now lmao. Sometimes I carry my car keys into the store, then realize while I'm inside, then I'm paranoid to put them in my pockets so I end up carrying them through the whole gas station.
The fans taking ur side just excited their there right after a heist you can tell their pumped. I just hope if they were traveling, passing by or live close that they make it home safe and have a great life.
in arkansas the law here changed in january that after you've been convicted of shoplifting once it doesn't matter the price amount on the second offense you get slapped with a fellony so those 10 cent mayo packets could absolutely get this guy in some real trouble
These videos always have me mentally kicking myself every time i walk into a convenience store and immediately look at the cashier. I spend the rest if the time making sure i show my empty hands to all the cameras...
I love how Jacks like “sorry hang on I got this guy stealing and I’m trying to figure out what he did” and the customer just gets more excited and talkative blowing him up with questions when he’s trying to concentrate
"someone just stole?! THATS SO COOL"
@@nickhorn8296 😆
@Enigma_Vids I was annoyed FOR him.
He's a fan, can't blame him
@@jmz2144 yes, I’m sure he was just in the moment. I was annoyed for jack but the dude was just excited which made him ignorant to the moment
“…the very rare thief knee-scratch-faceswipe-combo” 😂
Cookie thief was definitely the slickest I’ve witnessed
It was not bad, experience maybe 😂
He's been doing it since the 1800s.
Best for them, worst for Jack. 😅 😤
It really was. I didn’t even see it. Very slick.
im looking at your profile picture and that song just started playing in my head instantly lmao
The fans arrived at simultaneously the best and worst possible time.
I agree and the one fan wouldn't shut up to save his life. Total lack of situational awareness lol
@@thomas_2285they were just being friendly. What are the odds the only other person there, who’s old and rich, just stole before them?
@@thomas_2285lack of situational awareness? There was no situation happening at the time. The guy had already left and they were only reviewing cameras
@@shaneh7519 it's called "reading the room". Jack didn't have the time nor patience but he kept it professional when the guy wouldn't shut up.
@@robin3I would agree with that
Amateur thieves have a lot to learn from these old dudes. Not only are they hitting us with techniques I've never seen before, they both got away too. These are some next-level skills right here!
Both of them were slick, they’ve been doing this for decades
So this trailer feature is pretty cool. Should I do a DBZ style trailer before every premiere?
nope just release the videos
yes
@@Eggyyolks i agree
Maybe more variety and not just exclusively dbz, please.
Yes most definitely
I was in there late march for the first time,had a delivery 13 miles away so made a detour. Met jack "who has the grip of a gorilla" got a handshake,an Italian sub and a corned beef sub. Heated them in the oven per Jack's suggestion and they were great. Love the videos.
You forgot to mention the "free" cookies and delicious beverage.
Nice. 🙏🏽
The cross arm concealment technique 😂
Yea you don’t see that one often
I really like that most of your employees are so honest, and really investigated if someone has really stolen.
"employee"? You mean the co-owner...the uncle boss man
Seems family owned idk about employees lol.
I can't believe i finally witnessed The Cross Arm Concealment Technique
And they're back again. With another episode of Really Old Thieves.
"WE'VE GOT ALL KINDS OF TICKETS, AND THEY'RE ALL STUPID!" Been thinking that my whole life.
Amen. Cardboard crack sums it up perfectly.
I feel so stupid on the rare occasion I do buy them
Damn, old people don't follow the normal Thief-Code, they get creative! This first dude not only had a pretty good game plan to steal them cookies but he also used the rarely seen Thief Knee-scratch and face wipe combo and the second dude uses the cross arm technique, these guys ain't messing about!
Cawfee
Well they have tons of experience over the years.
Thief veterans
"cardboard crack section" 😂😂
@alecnolastname4362that part had me rolling.
Too funny 😂
One of my fav's he says 😂
Gas station sandwiches somehow developed a reputation for being really bad, but something tells me that the ones sold at this gas station are actually really good, and I want one. I'll even pay for it.
Never in my life but me has me sold too! I don't even care much for lunch meat lol
They got that rep cause they are 50/50 on whether you getting a good sandwich or something the owner rubbed his balls on that morning
made fresh, daily.
My local gas station only has turkey and a salami one. This one has 20 different varieties like wtf
You’ll get haunta virus
I love the dramatic trailer. That said, if you're almost old enough to be collecting social security and you're five finger discounting snacks from the gas station, some life choices probably should be reconsidered.
Not only do we have to pay for your retirement, but now we have to pay for your imprisonment as well.
@@Mitsoxfan we pay ss for our own retirement.
@@Mitsoxfan you actually believe you have to pay for other peoples retirement? That’s not how it works my dude. You pay into SS your whole life so you have a little security at the end… most of the time it’s not enough especially now.
@@Ranzoir so the people who paid in but died before retirement. They benefitted how?
@@anthonybha4510 that wasn’t what we were talking about, the one guy thought you had to pay other peoples ss. No one benefits when they die before using their retirement thought that was pretty obvious.
No Cookies For Old Men
Epic reply...LMAO
That must be the sequel
That's great 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Heads or tails?
lol, first time i've heard "cardboard crack". awesome. the narration is why i watch this channel.
Really Old Theives is my favorite long-running reality show. Some fans say it peaked around season 17, but this is a golden season 29 episode, and I'd say it's still going strong.
"Little does he know he's in the presence of a slimy little salamander" Haha!!! That line made me burst out laughing!
I enjoyed that part too. Rewinded it. Lol
😂
That squirrelly rascal threw Jack off with the most unlikely getaway vehicle. Don't worry Jack. Tomorrow's a whole new ball game ⚾️
Thanks!
9 minutes flew by watching this...
The dbz intro is ridiculously funny 😂 never gets old.
This is one of the best channels to watch when your stoned at midnight eating pizza lol
That you stole from a gas station 🤔
@@rexman971 actually it was a meat lovers from Papa johns I don't like gas station pizza.
Possibly your first ever vid without mentioning the classic "delicious beverage". Almost disappointed lol😂😂😂
1st dude seemed hammered.
I think his leg was once broken, so he has gimp walk
@@amazingskill14 - My comment had nothing to do with the way he was walking.
he was definitely loaded lol
@@HardRockMinerWhat did your comment have to do with then?
@@fartkerson - The way he talks! Stevie Wonder could tell this guy was drunk.
The cookie thief looks like Bryan Cranston or Walter White/Heisenberg LMAO and the RV really adds to the touch
More like Chris Hanson
Love when thieves are cussed out 😂😂
"..He wishes he had some freshly sliced deli meat.... HAHAHA"😂😂😂
The Best Show on TH-cam
The gas gauges instead of dragonballs ☠️☠️☠️
Piccolo would know the best way to deal with slippery snakes. They should hire him.
Now just think of all the dishonest stuff that old guy did to buy that super expensive RV.
Hit us with the Ken Kaniff from Connecticut voice! Lmfao great content, y"all keep it up!
Mann this channel is LEGENDARY!! keep up the good work man you really make our day with this commentary 😂😂😂
Slacking!!! You gotta be on your toes with these thieves. 😂
Better flash this money to the cashier” 😂
4:03 BRO!!!!!! I LOST AT THIS POINT!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!! I WAS IN TEARS!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Two prime aged slippery rattlers!😂
customers: delivering an entire monologue to jack for 45 seconds, smiling and staring at him waiting for a response
jack: 😶
I worked for a large supermarket in the United Kingdom on security and we would have shoplifters attempting to push a trolley full of groceries out the door !
Your store always seems so clean and well organized.
1st time seeing this video... this guy's narrative is hilarious!
The first thief is a special kind of wicked.
The NARRATION is BRILLIANT!
I love your narrative, to all of your videos. 🎉❤🎉😂
1st dude was kinda slick with it though
Those intros bring me so much joy 😂 gotta love the nostalgic references
LOVED the DragonBall entrance montage and using the gas gauges as the balls 😆
Imagine how many sneaky little rattlesnakes are out there. Thousands steal from this one little store.
The first bum was more skilled than the second one.
This channel has me paranoid to be kinda weird in gas stations now lmao. Sometimes I carry my car keys into the store, then realize while I'm inside, then I'm paranoid to put them in my pockets so I end up carrying them through the whole gas station.
Love this channel I work at a family dollar that has a lot of theft at the store so this really relates
Wow I guess we know who used to steal their grandmother's cookies when she went looking😂😂😂
I love how the parents were more excited than the kids were when they found the Gas Station Encounters gas station.
You do know that even though I'm not stealing, you got me being self-conscious about scratching while in a gas station
The first thief he is really good. I wonder how long it took you guys to find out how he stole.
The fans taking ur side just excited their there right after a heist you can tell their pumped. I just hope if they were traveling, passing by or live close that they make it home safe and have a great life.
Id definitely watch the lady that told her family dont even think about it
old guy in the first clip did it so smoove ngl
in arkansas the law here changed in january that after you've been convicted of shoplifting once it doesn't matter the price amount on the second offense you get slapped with a fellony so those 10 cent mayo packets could absolutely get this guy in some real trouble
This voice is hilarious. I love it:
They're probably veterans who fought for this country....let them steal what they want!!🤣🤣
yay a new video! 🩷 been a subscriber for so long and so obsessed love you guys so much
They really both got away without being called f-ing thieves.. my disappointment is immeasurable 😔
These videos always have me mentally kicking myself every time i walk into a convenience store and immediately look at the cashier. I spend the rest if the time making sure i show my empty hands to all the cameras...
Amazing commentary as always 😂😂😂
The double scratch combo from the first old guy 😂🤣
Ty for the vid. Love your content so much
That first old skink was stumbling around the shop 😂
As cool as these videos are is as sad as it is knowing all these thieves live among us.
I am subbed and used to be recommended your videos all the time. I had to search your channel to find your videos again.
The cookies bandit would “mortify” her!!!!😂
he's got money to buy a huge RV, but cant afford 2 M&M cookies?!
Was waiting for a new Clip , always checking your account for new vids , My go to when Im eating 🤣
"freshly delivered, 3.34 oz packs of poptarts..." lol
Dudes reached level 100 shoplifting. Them and the Alani Nu guy should collaborate
That picture of Piccolo annihilated me lol
I loved how the thief says "she gonne"! 🤣
Thief scratching never gets old,
even for these old thieves !
I physically cannot go into a gas station and not buy something 🤣
I love this programme 😂😂😂
I hate to say it, but this was probably the highlight of that cookie theif's day. I predict he might come back soon for a pint of milk. BOLO dude!
All Camera Angle are Perfect, No Thieves Coming out without getting caught 😅
I gotta say, call 'em old, but they both had some slick concealment techniques.
2:48 good arlo Guthrie impersonation! 🎉😂
Cross arm concealment technique beautifully executed.
LOL It's been a while since we got a DBZ/Really old thieves intro. It's really a nice treat, love it!
@ 2:40 : “Cardboard crack selections “😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤪🤪🤪🤪. Facts💯💯💯💯😂😂😂😂😂
What kind of weirdo steals cookies and opens a bag of chips and starts eating them. Some people just aren't right in their head.
this is my favorite edition of the show
Omg my favorite gse anime :0
He really couldn’t wait a minute to open up the Doritos? People like that annoy the f out of me 😂
It was a distraction technique so Jack had to handle it more carefully as he was stealing the cookies. Duh.
@@JohnDoe-ld8nr I very highly doubt that’s true, more like he’s just a greedy drunken slob
I think the man in the blue t shirt was Les Grossman 😂😂😂
It all goes down in the middle isle 🤣
Slickest move Ive seen in all these years
we had an old guy who worked for us, he went to the store to buy milk, lifted a kit kat and got arrested ! He got fired too !
He sounds like a real criminal 😂
Yeah same here for me. I didn't get any notification of this video being uploaded except for 2 days (now) from when it was uploaded.