I love how Jacks like “sorry hang on I got this guy stealing and I’m trying to figure out what he did” and the customer just gets more excited and talkative blowing him up with questions when he’s trying to concentrate
@@thomas_2285lack of situational awareness? There was no situation happening at the time. The guy had already left and they were only reviewing cameras
Amateur thieves have a lot to learn from these old dudes. Not only are they hitting us with techniques I've never seen before, they both got away too. These are some next-level skills right here!
I was in there late march for the first time,had a delivery 13 miles away so made a detour. Met jack "who has the grip of a gorilla" got a handshake,an Italian sub and a corned beef sub. Heated them in the oven per Jack's suggestion and they were great. Love the videos.
Damn, old people don't follow the normal Thief-Code, they get creative! This first dude not only had a pretty good game plan to steal them cookies but he also used the rarely seen Thief Knee-scratch and face wipe combo and the second dude uses the cross arm technique, these guys ain't messing about!
Gas station sandwiches somehow developed a reputation for being really bad, but something tells me that the ones sold at this gas station are actually really good, and I want one. I'll even pay for it.
I love the dramatic trailer. That said, if you're almost old enough to be collecting social security and you're five finger discounting snacks from the gas station, some life choices probably should be reconsidered.
@@Mitsoxfan you actually believe you have to pay for other peoples retirement? That’s not how it works my dude. You pay into SS your whole life so you have a little security at the end… most of the time it’s not enough especially now.
@@anthonybha4510 that wasn’t what we were talking about, the one guy thought you had to pay other peoples ss. No one benefits when they die before using their retirement thought that was pretty obvious.
Really Old Theives is my favorite long-running reality show. Some fans say it peaked around season 17, but this is a golden season 29 episode, and I'd say it's still going strong.
I worked for a large supermarket in the United Kingdom on security and we would have shoplifters attempting to push a trolley full of groceries out the door !
in arkansas the law here changed in january that after you've been convicted of shoplifting once it doesn't matter the price amount on the second offense you get slapped with a fellony so those 10 cent mayo packets could absolutely get this guy in some real trouble
These videos always have me mentally kicking myself every time i walk into a convenience store and immediately look at the cashier. I spend the rest if the time making sure i show my empty hands to all the cameras...
This channel has me paranoid to be kinda weird in gas stations now lmao. Sometimes I carry my car keys into the store, then realize while I'm inside, then I'm paranoid to put them in my pockets so I end up carrying them through the whole gas station.
I love how Jacks like “sorry hang on I got this guy stealing and I’m trying to figure out what he did” and the customer just gets more excited and talkative blowing him up with questions when he’s trying to concentrate
"someone just stole?! THATS SO COOL"
@@nickhorn8296 😆
@Enigma_Vids I was annoyed FOR him.
He's a fan, can't blame him
@@jmz2144 yes, I’m sure he was just in the moment. I was annoyed for jack but the dude was just excited which made him ignorant to the moment
Cookie thief was definitely the slickest I’ve witnessed
It was not bad, experience maybe 😂
He's been doing it since the 1800s.
Best for them, worst for Jack. 😅 😤
It really was. I didn’t even see it. Very slick.
im looking at your profile picture and that song just started playing in my head instantly lmao
The fans arrived at simultaneously the best and worst possible time.
I agree and the one fan wouldn't shut up to save his life. Total lack of situational awareness lol
@@thomas_2285they were just being friendly. What are the odds the only other person there, who’s old and rich, just stole before them?
@@thomas_2285lack of situational awareness? There was no situation happening at the time. The guy had already left and they were only reviewing cameras
@@shaneh7519 it's called "reading the room". Jack didn't have the time nor patience but he kept it professional when the guy wouldn't shut up.
@@robin3I would agree with that
Amateur thieves have a lot to learn from these old dudes. Not only are they hitting us with techniques I've never seen before, they both got away too. These are some next-level skills right here!
“…the very rare thief knee-scratch-faceswipe-combo” 😂
Both of them were slick, they’ve been doing this for decades
So this trailer feature is pretty cool. Should I do a DBZ style trailer before every premiere?
nope just release the videos
yes
@@Eggyyolks i agree
Maybe more variety and not just exclusively dbz, please.
Yes most definitely
I was in there late march for the first time,had a delivery 13 miles away so made a detour. Met jack "who has the grip of a gorilla" got a handshake,an Italian sub and a corned beef sub. Heated them in the oven per Jack's suggestion and they were great. Love the videos.
You forgot to mention the "free" cookies and delicious beverage.
Nice. 🙏🏽
I can't believe i finally witnessed The Cross Arm Concealment Technique
I really like that most of your employees are so honest, and really investigated if someone has really stolen.
"employee"? You mean the co-owner...the uncle boss man
Seems family owned idk about employees lol.
The cross arm concealment technique 😂
Yea you don’t see that one often
And they're back again. With another episode of Really Old Thieves.
"WE'VE GOT ALL KINDS OF TICKETS, AND THEY'RE ALL STUPID!" Been thinking that my whole life.
Amen. Cardboard crack sums it up perfectly.
I feel so stupid on the rare occasion I do buy them
Damn, old people don't follow the normal Thief-Code, they get creative! This first dude not only had a pretty good game plan to steal them cookies but he also used the rarely seen Thief Knee-scratch and face wipe combo and the second dude uses the cross arm technique, these guys ain't messing about!
Cawfee
Well they have tons of experience over the years.
Thief veterans
Gas station sandwiches somehow developed a reputation for being really bad, but something tells me that the ones sold at this gas station are actually really good, and I want one. I'll even pay for it.
Never in my life but me has me sold too! I don't even care much for lunch meat lol
They got that rep cause they are 50/50 on whether you getting a good sandwich or something the owner rubbed his balls on that morning
made fresh, daily.
My local gas station only has turkey and a salami one. This one has 20 different varieties like wtf
You’ll get haunta virus
No Cookies For Old Men
Epic reply...LMAO
That must be the sequel
That's great 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Heads or tails?
"cardboard crack section" 😂😂
“we’ve got all kinds of tickets and their allll stupid” rofl
@@alecnolastname4362that part had me rolling.
Too funny 😂
One of my fav's he says 😂
I love the dramatic trailer. That said, if you're almost old enough to be collecting social security and you're five finger discounting snacks from the gas station, some life choices probably should be reconsidered.
Not only do we have to pay for your retirement, but now we have to pay for your imprisonment as well.
@@Mitsoxfan we pay ss for our own retirement.
@@Mitsoxfan you actually believe you have to pay for other peoples retirement? That’s not how it works my dude. You pay into SS your whole life so you have a little security at the end… most of the time it’s not enough especially now.
@@Ranzoir so the people who paid in but died before retirement. They benefitted how?
@@anthonybha4510 that wasn’t what we were talking about, the one guy thought you had to pay other peoples ss. No one benefits when they die before using their retirement thought that was pretty obvious.
Really Old Theives is my favorite long-running reality show. Some fans say it peaked around season 17, but this is a golden season 29 episode, and I'd say it's still going strong.
1st dude seemed hammered.
I think his leg was once broken, so he has gimp walk
@@amazingskill14 - My comment had nothing to do with the way he was walking.
he was definitely loaded lol
@@HardRockMinerWhat did your comment have to do with then?
@@fartkerson - The way he talks! Stevie Wonder could tell this guy was drunk.
That squirrelly rascal threw Jack off with the most unlikely getaway vehicle. Don't worry Jack. Tomorrow's a whole new ball game ⚾️
lol, first time i've heard "cardboard crack". awesome. the narration is why i watch this channel.
Love when thieves are cussed out 😂😂
9 minutes flew by watching this...
The dbz intro is ridiculously funny 😂 never gets old.
Piccolo would know the best way to deal with slippery snakes. They should hire him.
The gas gauges instead of dragonballs ☠️☠️☠️
Now just think of all the dishonest stuff that old guy did to buy that super expensive RV.
The Best Show on TH-cam
The cookie thief looks like Bryan Cranston or Walter White/Heisenberg LMAO and the RV really adds to the touch
This is one of the best channels to watch when your stoned at midnight eating pizza lol
That you stole from a gas station 🤔
@@rexman971 actually it was a meat lovers from Papa johns I don't like gas station pizza.
"Little does he know he's in the presence of a slimy little salamander" Haha!!! That line made me burst out laughing!
I enjoyed that part too. Rewinded it. Lol
😂
customers: delivering an entire monologue to jack for 45 seconds, smiling and staring at him waiting for a response
jack: 😶
Possibly your first ever vid without mentioning the classic "delicious beverage". Almost disappointed lol😂😂😂
"..He wishes he had some freshly sliced deli meat.... HAHAHA"😂😂😂
1st time seeing this video... this guy's narrative is hilarious!
Slacking!!! You gotta be on your toes with these thieves. 😂
I worked for a large supermarket in the United Kingdom on security and we would have shoplifters attempting to push a trolley full of groceries out the door !
Imagine how many sneaky little rattlesnakes are out there. Thousands steal from this one little store.
4:03 BRO!!!!!! I LOST AT THIS POINT!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!! I WAS IN TEARS!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how the parents were more excited than the kids were when they found the Gas Station Encounters gas station.
They really both got away without being called f-ing thieves.. my disappointment is immeasurable 😔
I love your narrative, to all of your videos. 🎉❤🎉😂
The first thief he is really good. I wonder how long it took you guys to find out how he stole.
As cool as these videos are is as sad as it is knowing all these thieves live among us.
Slickest move Ive seen in all these years
in arkansas the law here changed in january that after you've been convicted of shoplifting once it doesn't matter the price amount on the second offense you get slapped with a fellony so those 10 cent mayo packets could absolutely get this guy in some real trouble
this is my favorite edition of the show
You do know that even though I'm not stealing, you got me being self-conscious about scratching while in a gas station
Thief scratching never gets old,
even for these old thieves !
That picture of Piccolo annihilated me lol
Better flash this money to the cashier” 😂
Hit us with the Ken Kaniff from Connecticut voice! Lmfao great content, y"all keep it up!
I gotta say, call 'em old, but they both had some slick concealment techniques.
They're probably veterans who fought for this country....let them steal what they want!!🤣🤣
Those intros bring me so much joy 😂 gotta love the nostalgic references
LOVED the DragonBall entrance montage and using the gas gauges as the balls 😆
The cookies bandit would “mortify” her!!!!😂
Dudes reached level 100 shoplifting. Them and the Alani Nu guy should collaborate
Amazing commentary as always 😂😂😂
The NARRATION is BRILLIANT!
I love this programme 😂😂😂
"freshly delivered, 3.34 oz packs of poptarts..." lol
Mann this channel is LEGENDARY!! keep up the good work man you really make our day with this commentary 😂😂😂
Wow I guess we know who used to steal their grandmother's cookies when she went looking😂😂😂
These videos always have me mentally kicking myself every time i walk into a convenience store and immediately look at the cashier. I spend the rest if the time making sure i show my empty hands to all the cameras...
Omg my favorite gse anime :0
I loved how the thief says "she gonne"! 🤣
Your store always seems so clean and well organized.
Ty for the vid. Love your content so much
he's got money to buy a huge RV, but cant afford 2 M&M cookies?!
All Camera Angle are Perfect, No Thieves Coming out without getting caught 😅
the uy in the shamrock hoodie definitely watched this with a smile
Bro the intro was gold
8.38 for a sandwich and chips? That's for sure like 13.89 up here in Washington.
In New York, that’s a little under $8 for gas station sandwich and chips
YYYYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSS!!! REALLY OLD THEIVEZ!!! THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR! THIS IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!
This channel has me paranoid to be kinda weird in gas stations now lmao. Sometimes I carry my car keys into the store, then realize while I'm inside, then I'm paranoid to put them in my pockets so I end up carrying them through the whole gas station.
LOL It's been a while since we got a DBZ/Really old thieves intro. It's really a nice treat, love it!
The Salmon Bag... incredible
old guy in the first clip did it so smoove ngl
It all goes down in the middle isle 🤣
The salmon bag lol
What kind of weirdo steals cookies and opens a bag of chips and starts eating them. Some people just aren't right in their head.
Yeah same here for me. I didn't get any notification of this video being uploaded except for 2 days (now) from when it was uploaded.
2:48 good arlo Guthrie impersonation! 🎉😂
Two slick old Haemorrhoid Hustlers.
I am subbed and used to be recommended your videos all the time. I had to search your channel to find your videos again.
Damn jack is personality invested about this 😂
I hate to say it, but this was probably the highlight of that cookie theif's day. I predict he might come back soon for a pint of milk. BOLO dude!
Not gonna lie, I’m as slick as the cookie thief.
we had an old guy who worked for us, he went to the store to buy milk, lifted a kit kat and got arrested ! He got fired too !
He sounds like a real criminal 😂
This store owner has entertainment everyday lmao
I think the man in the blue t shirt was Les Grossman 😂😂😂
That intro was beautiful
Thanks!
don't let these old dudes get away lol 🤣
Props to the old cowboy
way to slick for you
yay a new video! 🩷 been a subscriber for so long and so obsessed love you guys so much
Was waiting for a new Clip , always checking your account for new vids , My go to when Im eating 🤣
Are we gonna ignore that he opened the bag of Doritos from the bottom?