Alright Gex fans! This is the moment you all been waiting for. These are every Gex (Dana Gould) famous one-liners of Gex: Enter The Gecko from the Playstation game! Lock and load little Lizard! It's Tail Time!!
i recited that quote while in a group for Brayflox's Longstop in Final Fantasy XIV. no word of a lie, one of the party members responds: "was it ever funny to begin with?" XD
@@blipsauce1143 Jerry Garcia was a guitarist who worked with The Grateful death. The band was well known for heavy drug use, and Jerry was hit the worst. Jerry did heroine and cocaine. He was obese and suffered from diabetes. He went to rehab, until he collapsed and died from a heart attack in 1995 at the age of 53.
Nothing to see here. Just personal record. 13:01 "im having nam flashbacks and I wasn't even there" 1:52 "is it just me or am I engulfed in flames 13:42 "Adam Sandler" 14:02 " future vs Las Vegas
This should be in a time capsule. Its jam packed with almost all the quotes, pop culture references, and jokes that were repeated countless times throughout the 1990s
*ALL STAR TREK REFERENCES* 1:02 spock 3:47 he's dead jim 4:44 damn it jim 4:58 warp core breach 9:03 today is a good day to die 9:48 tholian web 13:41 bizarre alien race 13:45 tribbles 14:14 spock, can you read me 14:30 steppenwolf - magic carpet ride (star trek first contact) 14:52 phasers on stun 15:57 quadruple whammy of lame transporter jokes 18:26 double whammy of spock/number one 18:32 we've lost visual, captain 18:42 energize 21:04 captain picard/borg 21:13 horta 21:45 deep space nine 21:57 shatner's hairpiece 23:11 to boldly go 23:35 queen to queen's level four (misquote of whom gods destroy) 25:58 spock/v'ger
25:21 "You stole an Everlasting Gobstopper! GOOD DAY, SIR!" It's a good thing they didn't steal the fizzy-lifting drink, or things would've REALLY gone south.
16:36 "Will Cheech and/or Chong, report to the front desk." I played this game as a kid, I ain't catch half of the references, but even as I'm older and get damn near every line now, it's the above quote that has stuck with me since I was in single digits.
wow people always say gex is annoying but as an adult I've actually started to appreciate some of the references in fact I'm suprised how this came got an E especially with all the swearing
Man I loved this series growing up, most of the jokes went over my head as a kid but now they make me laugh a lot, I just crack up when he says “Is it me or am I engulfed in FLAMESSSSS?!” So happy that the trilogy is coming back remastered😁
Favorite Quotes "In a land before time...when Saturday Night Live was funny." "Forgetabotit." "Ok, who's job was it to mow the lawn?" "Welcome to Jurassic Park." "All this thanks to Miracle Grow." "Here's GEXY!!!!" "Red Rum, Red Rum." "I ain't afraid of no ghost." "Ugly is as ugly does." "Hello, hello, hello...hello." "Hey, just box up the evil, i'll take it to go." "I'll finish this level in an hour, and then an hour later I'll be hungry for more." "Is this the Year of the Gecko?' "This is gonna be one expensive easter egg hunt." "Commander, there is a strange alien race that finds Adam Sandler Funny!" "Is it just me, or am I ENGULFED IN FLAMES!!!!"
my favorites: "Forget about it!" "A little tongue now, a lot of ail later" "reminds me of Halloween at RIP Taylors" "Shhhaarrrrkkkkk!!" "Is it just me or am I ENGULFED IN FLAMES!?!?" "Don't take career advice from Joe Piscapo" "Oh no, i'm too young to have a second childhood!" "At least I'm not at the DMV..." "Hey lady!"
My Favorite Gex Quotes "Soylent Green is GECKOS!" "Here's Gexy!" "I ain't afraid of no ghost." "No no no, I wanted the pit there and the pendulum there!" "YOU CAN'T EAT YOUR PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT!" "Who forgot to pay the gravity bill?" "Benihana not hiring?" "Do I amuse you, like a clown?" "Welcome to the land of the living! Now go home!" "You moved the headstones, but you didn't move the bodies!" "Man, this place smells like ducks." "Ugh, where's Short Round when you need him?" "You don't match the carpet and you have to go." "This is going to be one expensive Easter Egg hunt" "Please enjoy our cheaply rendered brick wall." "First sign of an Ewok, I'm outta here." "Meet Gex Gecko!" "We don't serve your kind in here!" "Are you related to the cartoon trash can at the movies?" "Screw the force, who's got a grenade?" "Daddy wants air! Daddy wants air!" "Uh, fill her up with unleaded please." "All right, who put helium in the oxygen tank?" "Note to self: Don't step on any brown mushy rocks." "This is like a luau at Mel Blanc's house." "Oh no, I'm too young to have a second childhood!" "Note to self: Don't buy rocket sled from ACME."
My favorite quotes are "It's Tail Time!" "You moved the head stones, but you didn't move the bodies!" "Another Saturday Morning at Timothy Leary's House." "Welcome to the only thing more evil than IRS headquarters." "Would you believe 2 boy scouts with the slingshot!" "Looks like Bugs Bunny after the trots." "There's no place like home." "500 Channels and still nothing on." "Uh you know, Advil works alot easier." "I'll beat this level, but in an hour I'll be hungry for another."
6:49 I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco night at James Earl Jones's house
I was looking for that.
@@6pcDumplingsTTV you gotta stop playing this game
@@6pcDumplingsTTV bro when the entire population of Utah tells you stop,it's time to stop.
why is this in emplemon's video
you don’t have to capitalize taco
1:52-1:57 is one of my favorite quotes
The Phantom Theif Lmao
That is so funny.
Omega Rubyer :3
Synrex GD
Yes
Love it, I could see Jim Carrey saying that lol
"in a land before time, when Saturday night live was funny"
that's it, this guy is a timeless classic
i recited that quote while in a group for Brayflox's Longstop in Final Fantasy XIV. no word of a lie, one of the party members responds: "was it ever funny to begin with?" XD
Ironically SNL was comedy gold when Gex came out compared to now.
Not really. People have been saying that since the beginning
And its still true to this day my guy
@@raphaelbrown6314 It just improves with age
16:23 "Note to self, don't drink the tap water at Jerry Garcia's"
*WHEEEEEEEZE!* I still don’t get what that means
@@blipsauce1143 Jerry Garcia was a guitarist who worked with The Grateful death. The band was well known for heavy drug use, and Jerry was hit the worst. Jerry did heroine and cocaine. He was obese and suffered from diabetes. He went to rehab, until he collapsed and died from a heart attack in 1995 at the age of 53.
It's poisoned that's why so take my advice for granted
@@kaproskarleto5136 gex!!!1!1!1!!1 goo goo
@@kaproskarleto5136 tell me a funny joke
13:42 “OMG OMG- if Gex says you’re annoying then you just gotta stop!”
-videogamedunkey
But his comedies make him a safe bet for his dramatic work, as in, he has a safety net if they flop.
It's true though
@@kaproskarleto5136 Gex can you come to my house to play Gex on the PS1 limited edition Gex version
@@AubreyGal there's no such thing as a limited edition gex PS1 system although I wish there was cause that sounds awesome
19:05 "Welcome to the only thing more evil than the IRS headquarters."
Exactly what I was looking for
currently committing tax fraud
Gex doesn’t pay taxes, why should i
based gex
It's funny how the line that immediately follows this lines up perfectly with it:
"So, THIS is where they decided to change Coke"
It's inhuman how much TV Gex has watched.
I thought you were exaggerating, holy hell was I wrong
_well, he_ is _a Gecko..._
What did you expect from a person who appears in Geico commercials?
To be fair, he's not a human. He's a gecko.
@@ClassicGamer9044 Nah, Gex is the Geico Gecko's city slicker brother with a TV addiction
Is it just me or am I ENGULFED IN FLAMES?!
Cynthia Bell time code?
1:53. You’re welcome.
@@Red_TheOG thanks bro ;)
Htf
In D&D pathfinder terms, gun alchemist.
I can't believe how well that line regarding Adam Sandler actually aged. Amazing.
What do you mean pixels
@@gamingcreed4713 The movie Pixels
Uncut Gems though
I laughed so hard when I heard it! XD
@@lightspeedmurphy7546 uncut gems isn’t a comedy so it gets a free pass
22:19 "ah Detroit, Pearl of the Orient"
Hey Bradley, hey man *pulls out gun*
Nothing to see here. Just personal record.
13:01 "im having nam flashbacks and I wasn't even there"
1:52 "is it just me or am I engulfed in flames
13:42 "Adam Sandler"
14:02 " future vs Las Vegas
The adam sandler quote sounds like a family guy joke
@@Spiceonthehill to be fair gex's right
7:04 Mr Crocker
No that's Mr. Burns
@@gamingcreed4713 both sound the same.
Alex Schwieterman woah
F A I R Y G O D P A R E N T S
22:19 My favorite quote from Dovah-Gex.
16:23 admit it, this is why you're here
AHAHAHAH i still don’t know what that means
I was here for this and the next one
@Max MLG what
No I’m here because 1:52
23:38 bruh what
OwO
💀💀💀
What I meant was the "hide and seek" kind
That's why 90s kids are crazy.
bruh
3:29 "My tail's gonna kick your butt!"
That's one of my favorite lines.
The voice actor must have been having fun 😂
He hated working on these games apparently.
@@ShadowWolfRising Very interesting! I didnt know that
@@ShadowWolfRising whats his name
@@thexv3show96 Dana Gold I think.
ShadowWolfRising Gould
Is it just me, or _AM I ENGULFED IN FLAMES??_
I'M FLAMING...in the manly way
@@solidsnakeinmyboot *I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE*
Its not just you. You are engulfed in flames. YEET.
Naw, it's just you lol.
Is the Pope Catholic ya cheeky tart?!
14:57 I'm DED...
It literally caught me off guard. I swear it's too funny!
“Oh look, a terd holding a flashlight.”
Han Solo be like
@@BasedSparkythis sounds like something AVGN would say
Hentai artists when they draw : 0:48
LOL TOP TIER
8:10 My favorite line
2:07 I didn't know gex was in smash bros
If he was in Smash, that would kinda be awesome tbh
@Liquid Snake It wouldn't be the same without ACTUAL MODIFIED MOVES for Gex, instead of him inheriting the moves from some character he replaced.
Don't you mean Scott The Woz?
what is your pfp the fuck
@@solidsparkle117gaming4 false
2:37 speaks to my soul
I found the Noo Yawka
5:22 For all those who came here from Omeger Rubyer. "Where's that punk with the backpack!"
THANK YOU xD
thx
Why are you reading this? My tail doesn't like you.
thanks lmao
I sense a disturbance in the force
This should be in a time capsule. Its jam packed with almost all the quotes, pop culture references, and jokes that were repeated countless times throughout the 1990s
I can archive it if you want.
Elaboration: 1950s to 1990s.
at exactly 19:02 gex says "So this is New Jersey"
13:16 "Boys, I would like to have a looong chat with your guidance councelors"
Who's here after learning that the Trilogy is being rebooted?
It's TAIL TIME!
Who’s here after seeing Sobble’s final evolution leaked online
Lol yup omegarubier will be off knowing that his form in pokemon
ME LMAO
I am one of those people :V
Thank you Childhood lol
_There's not a whole lotta secret agent lizards in videogames, is there?_
Game Freak took a page from Crystal Dynamic's book with the final evolution.
16:19 - And remember kids, never buy marmalade from a guy in a top hat.
Who's here from omeger rubyer
me
Me
Me! lol
Me lol
Same! haha
*ALL STAR TREK REFERENCES*
1:02 spock
3:47 he's dead jim
4:44 damn it jim
4:58 warp core breach
9:03 today is a good day to die
9:48 tholian web
13:41 bizarre alien race
13:45 tribbles
14:14 spock, can you read me
14:30 steppenwolf - magic carpet ride (star trek first contact)
14:52 phasers on stun
15:57 quadruple whammy of lame transporter jokes
18:26 double whammy of spock/number one
18:32 we've lost visual, captain
18:42 energize
21:04 captain picard/borg
21:13 horta
21:45 deep space nine
21:57 shatner's hairpiece
23:11 to boldly go
23:35 queen to queen's level four (misquote of whom gods destroy)
25:58 spock/v'ger
Welcome to this episode being touched by a uncle
Someone on the team really REALLY liked Star Trek
Amazing work, thank you
Quadrotriticale, a Russian invention!
19:45 is an incredibly good quote
I haven't had a (noun) like that since that (special event) at (famous celebrity)'s (location).
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I love it whenever he says "Baby"! It just sounds so goofy.
Fujuzakinc me to ,by the way I love your logo😍
Austin Powers
I know right? 🤣😂
This is gex calling dollface
where is that
My tail doesnt like you
Frank Chen is it me or does this place smell like a hospital?
@@thatoneguy2654 HMM HMM Time to go postal
Soooo this is New Jersey
3:12 my absolute favourite
GeCkO cHoP bAyBe
“SCREW THE FORCE WHO’S GOT A GRENADE”
14:57
25:21 "You stole an Everlasting Gobstopper! GOOD DAY, SIR!"
It's a good thing they didn't steal the fizzy-lifting drink, or things would've REALLY gone south.
7:43 sir watson this is where old chili goes to die.
From 15:14 - 15:24 as a kid, you wouldn’t get any of the references, and wondered why all the adults were laughing.
Oh kinky!
1:58 "Pepto bismo."
07:38 Lock and load, little lizard!!!
16:36 "Will Cheech and/or Chong, report to the front desk." I played this game as a kid, I ain't catch half of the references, but even as I'm older and get damn near every line now, it's the above quote that has stuck with me since I was in single digits.
Definitely some Austin Powers impressions in there.
Yes
wow people always say gex is annoying but as an adult I've actually started to appreciate some of the references in fact I'm suprised how this came got an E especially with all the swearing
"This is like having a running race at Joe Swanson's House 🏡"
Being a smidge dyslexic makes reading “say gex” here a little confusing the first time around
@@sqwid12 say gex
Who here is watching this because of Omeger Rubyer?
I am
Me
Trash Bag me
Me
Gex 3 has some too
Gex should get a remaster like Crash and Spyro did. Lol he says some random funny things.
I would like a remaster but unfortunately Square Enix isn't showing much love to Gex 😞.
It’s been 5 years, but the whole trilogy just got announced to be getting released again on basically everything!
Wish granted.
Note to self don’t drink tap water at Jerry Garcia’s
17:08 favorite quote.
HAIL THE SIZE OF…… BIG HAIL!
"pass me that aux cable"
"you better not play trash"
twenty six minutes and forty one seconds later
"damn man I'm sorry I doubted you"
Fuck off
@@piggosalternateaccount4917
:(
25:12 a Wild Ditto appears.
Go Dovah Gex!
Walter Acevedo a Ditto looking in his shiny hunting trainer’s box
"Is it me? *OR AM I ENGULFED IN FLAMES!?!?!?!?!?* "
1:52
HE AND TOMBA ARE BACK LETS GO
Man I loved this series growing up, most of the jokes went over my head as a kid but now they make me laugh a lot, I just crack up when he says “Is it me or am I engulfed in FLAMESSSSS?!” So happy that the trilogy is coming back remastered😁
I love this quote too 1:52
Prehistory channel! 😁
15:47 the tingling means it’s working I guess this means I won’t have children
Oh my god that Adam Sandler reference got me offguard hahah
Theres plenty more where this came from baby
3:07
Where's Clover?
10:52
B R I N G O U T T H E G I M P
3:41- This is for all the angels in heaven
Favorite Quotes
"In a land before time...when Saturday Night Live was funny."
"Forgetabotit."
"Ok, who's job was it to mow the lawn?"
"Welcome to Jurassic Park."
"All this thanks to Miracle Grow."
"Here's GEXY!!!!"
"Red Rum, Red Rum."
"I ain't afraid of no ghost."
"Ugly is as ugly does."
"Hello, hello, hello...hello."
"Hey, just box up the evil, i'll take it to go."
"I'll finish this level in an hour, and then an hour later I'll be hungry for more."
"Is this the Year of the Gecko?'
"This is gonna be one expensive easter egg hunt."
"Commander, there is a strange alien race that finds Adam Sandler Funny!"
"Is it just me, or am I ENGULFED IN FLAMES!!!!"
Who forgot to pay the gravity bill?
Yeah, real scary guys, a floating toilet
1:52 Is it just me or AM I ENGULFED IN FLAMES?!
Say anything about Gex, but his VA is so talented and easily the best part of the games
"YOU CAN'T EAT YOUR PUDDING, IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT"
my favorites:
"Forget about it!"
"A little tongue now, a lot of ail later"
"reminds me of Halloween at RIP Taylors"
"Shhhaarrrrkkkkk!!"
"Is it just me or am I ENGULFED IN FLAMES!?!?"
"Don't take career advice from Joe Piscapo"
"Oh no, i'm too young to have a second childhood!"
"At least I'm not at the DMV..."
"Hey lady!"
When does he say "Forget about it!"
"This is Gex calling dollface"
Sooooo this is New Jersey
+Umut aktürk what part is that
mrretrokid1000 I don't know I just heard it from Pokemon Omeger Rubyer
If gex ever gets into smash bros they need to use these voice clips
3:48 i been searching for this one
The biggest crossover in gaming history. Even Nintendo GameCube and SEGA worked on it!
4:27 Shaaark D:
Gex is Gura???
@@dnrfrank i didnt think id see that in this comment section
@@blueslayer78 lmao
@ 16:32 Yes, they had that line......one of the best lines
7:57 I am the lizard king HEAR MY ROaRr
Wow. King K. Rool is portrayed by Gex the Gecko.
@@raphaelthehedgehog3084 For Real?
"I'm looking for the two ladies that sing for Mothra."
"I'm having Nam' flashbacks and I wasnt even there"
-Gex
it's happening, boys
Damn, this is a lot of work. Props to the voice actor and whoever wrote all these quotes
If they ever DO make a Gex movie, they should get either Charlie Adler or Jim Carrey to voice him.
Or Dana Gould. He's still alive. Leslie Phillips is gone, though;(
0:17 - Ah, the old five finger discount.
21:26 How gex isn't in multiversus is a myster
Hi Steve didn't expect to see you
This character oozes personality. 😁
all these years later, and the quotes at: 0:47 1:20 2:00 3:24 3:35 3:45 4:30 5:03 5:24 5:31 5:35 5:38 5:46 6:18 9:30 15:40 25:21 26:02 still crack me up.
surprisingly, his jokes are still hilarious, really hope Gex will return.
Guess what?
Boy do I have news for you
1:52 FLAMES!
*we've got a 2-11 in progress BABY*
I counted all these voice clips, and came to the conclusion that there are 756 voice clips total!
This bummed me out
@@DuckRotation why
@@CAC701D Pardon the late reply, but let’s just say that I’m not sane.
I found a physical copy of this game yesterday...
Time to listen to these glorious lines from my TV.~
My Favorite Gex Quotes
3:45
5:10
5:35
8:36
9:41
17:01
9:41 Gex predicted that one Mine Turtle scene in asdfmovie5
0:22 - If this weren't a video game, I'd be on my way to prison
Favorite: 9:30 - YE CAN'T HAVE YER PUDDING IF YE DON'T EAT YER MEAT!
Hearing Gex's voice was addicting to me as a kid
These days it can be grating yeah, but I still laugh
This would be great for an Xcom 2 voicepack
This is the most inspirational thing I've ever watched.
THERS PLENTY MORE WERE THIS COMES FROM BABY!
2:19
"if i were real, this would hurt..."
Yeah you're right, you're a cartoon!
0:22 What exactly did you do, Gex?...
Probably from all the murders
N-nothing
He obviously stole something
I bet the kids in 1998 really dug those Peter Lorre and Jerry Lewis impressions
My Favorite Gex Quotes
"Soylent Green is GECKOS!"
"Here's Gexy!"
"I ain't afraid of no ghost."
"No no no, I wanted the pit there and the pendulum there!"
"YOU CAN'T EAT YOUR PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT!"
"Who forgot to pay the gravity bill?"
"Benihana not hiring?"
"Do I amuse you, like a clown?"
"Welcome to the land of the living! Now go home!"
"You moved the headstones, but you didn't move the bodies!"
"Man, this place smells like ducks."
"Ugh, where's Short Round when you need him?"
"You don't match the carpet and you have to go."
"This is going to be one expensive Easter Egg hunt"
"Please enjoy our cheaply rendered brick wall."
"First sign of an Ewok, I'm outta here."
"Meet Gex Gecko!"
"We don't serve your kind in here!"
"Are you related to the cartoon trash can at the movies?"
"Screw the force, who's got a grenade?"
"Daddy wants air! Daddy wants air!"
"Uh, fill her up with unleaded please."
"All right, who put helium in the oxygen tank?"
"Note to self: Don't step on any brown mushy rocks."
"This is like a luau at Mel Blanc's house."
"Oh no, I'm too young to have a second childhood!"
"Note to self: Don't buy rocket sled from ACME."
2:58 is a nice quote
My favorite quotes are
"It's Tail Time!"
"You moved the head stones, but you didn't move the bodies!"
"Another Saturday Morning at Timothy Leary's House."
"Welcome to the only thing more evil than IRS headquarters."
"Would you believe 2 boy scouts with the slingshot!"
"Looks like Bugs Bunny after the trots."
"There's no place like home."
"500 Channels and still nothing on."
"Uh you know, Advil works alot easier."
"I'll beat this level, but in an hour I'll be hungry for another."
Is it just me or am I enGULFED IN FLAMES?!
Note to self: don't get killed in big, loud war
ah, to see the world as Keith Richards does
I Kung Fu! You can be a millionaire!
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Ok
The Austin Power references after 2:58 and onward are Golden.
21:39 "All this technology so fat guys can hear Rush Limbaugh" -- Thought it was relevant for today