The Tempus boys are the ULTIMATE VOD DESTROYERS! 【Holostars EN | HoloTempus】
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 พ.ค. 2024
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He sure knows how to destroy a VOD...💀
00:00 - Intro
00:45 - We used to eat mummies
01:04 - I´m not a human enjoyer
01:44 - "Nothing like a fine-aged mummy"...💀
02:25 - Snorting dried cum...💀
02:44 - YES AXEL! 💀💀💀
03:19 - Have you heard of the JO crystal?
03:58 - Jerking off with a bud... 💀💀💀
07:21 - Outro
Title: 【Payday 3】Tempus is heisting (for realsies this time)!!
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I can't believe they gave Axel the jo crystal text and didn't expect him to read it out loud
Lol I can't believe he read that out loud
You know, aniki is too direct with those things, thats is a bad decision from leader
Altare underestimated his sussy powers 😭💀
Axel has a really special way with words
"I'll stick to my pork and beans yo" 😂
Can't believe the other day I saw a poll about what HoloEN group was more unhinged, the options were myth, council, Advent and Tempus, and the winner was Advent... Some people CLEARLY haven't seen the boys, I can't see any of the girls saying 90% of the shit Axel says
Or even Nijisanji lol
HoloStars are a niche, sadly
Like even among the girls I refuse to believe Advent is more unhinged than their senpais, like YabaIRyS alone can win against them XD
Also damn that means they haven't heard of the Tempus Baja Blast Bathwater
Tempus won already when someone brings niji out of nowhere in holo topic
At this point we can make a compilation of all the times Altare yelled “AXEEEEEL” on stream
Behold Axel Syrios, First of his name, Gladiator of Tempus, Hunter of Neechans, Destroyer of VODS
Thankfully clippers are more passionate than the bots.
I was not expecting ALTARE out of all the Tempus bois to bring up the crystal...Andon bros should be proud
They raise him right 😢
I still can't believe Axel didn't know about the J O Crystal and Shinris cursed knowledge will never not surprise me
Didn't Axel had a unit name with Magni? The kintama bros?
Guess they were not that big of a bro because Magni knows too well what the crystal is
Also Vesper
Pretty much all of HQ and probably all of Vanguard knows except for Axel
Not sure how well it is known outside of North America (I didnt know about it).
@@AndersHass👆🏻 this. As indonesian, i also dunno this
@@AndersHass yeah I also had no idea what it is ngl
Axel has a fetish for getting scolded I swear 😂
Bro enjoys it fr 💀
Of course Axel reads it out loud, I knew he would do it
Axel Fr just read it word for word 😭💀
He didn't give a fuck 💀💀💀
My goodness. Out of everything that made me jump out of shock, it's freaking Shinri's history facts, I mean, dayum! Cannibalism was already a thing, man!?
Not that far back, it was the Victorian's that snorted mummies.
You would not _believe_ how much cannibalism has happened through history, everywhere, all the time. Like, Christ almighty, it's insane.
When he brought that up, I was shocked by how much that actually would make sense than just “tombs being lost to time” (which was also plausible). Just that no one ever lived long enough to have it on record or tell and schools just never brought THAT up at all.
Wdym cannibalism was already a thing? It's always been around and even more prominent than now
People back then were like "hmm, dried up corpses from a mysterious land... Totally a cure-all! Ffs lmao
I love when Altare yelled Axel's name like he's the dad from Alvin and the Chipmunks.
0:51 Shinri is saying "unwrap them from the linens" Linens is the name of the fabric cloth they used
Shinri and Shiori could be an interesting match with random cursed history knowledge, lol
Don’t you just like Mummy Jerky I like mine with teriyaki.
Edit: also Bettels arc of just agreeing with anything Axel says is funny
Hey professor! Great jerky! *chew chew*
I absolutely love the "YES AXEL" every single time lmao
I love how people think every bettel interaction with anyone is special
YES AXEL!
them talking about the JO crystal reminds me of the Orc and the Professor that also talked about it on stream recently
goes to show that all of them share one braincell still lmao
Suddenly, I understood what the "JO" in JO crystal means. XD
Axel is a menace donmai
Yo I got the Lando and Orc J.O crystal video right above this, the world is indeed small.
Management is off to the side sweating bullets while listening to this conversation.
Axel can't read until it's sussy stuff lmao
Sussy dingo lmao
I had never even heard of the JO Crystal up until now, kinda wish I had stayed that way... But there's no unreading that-
You don't even need to read it, Axel will spell it out to you
No need to read it, cause Axel will read it out loud for everyone lmao
I regret watched this clip when I was eating 😭
I'm so sorry 💀😭
Mental image: is it cake Smithsonian edition with shinri as the host
so Shinri is very intesrested in eating mommies...
i wonder if he watches them decompose first
YES AXEL
I do not believe for a moment that this was how they discovered the JO Crystal-
a very direct way of words
I hope the Andons are proud of them somewhere
Sometimes some girls wonder what boys doing when they are gather right? This is just the brief of it. Like... 5% of it. Yes. I can relate to this so much www
I'm glad English is not my first language
It’s good to see to that tempus still keeps in touch with the proffesor and orc 😊
Jacking off beyond the stars
As soon as JO crystal came up, I was nearly certain they've been keeping tabs on the boys. Tempus really felt like it was a tightknit group to me, and it's a shame it couldn't continue in its original form, but both parts seem to be doing the best with what we have now, and I'm glad to see it
I wonder if it's possible for them to collab still T^T
@@dalgona4819 As Tempus, sadly no.
But they could suddenly get isekai'd again for a bit. Bettel gets isekai'd as a sad catboy every now and then.
Honestly as it is now I think they’ll probably off collab as their other personas cause axel altare and Hakka are pretty active on Landos twitter
word for word bar for bar LMAO axel
I learned a lot from this video 😂😂😂
Damn Axel hung out with Veper and Magni for how long and not know what a JO crystal was? I guess he really was the most seiso of Holostars EN
Wait. People used to actually snort powdered human mummies? What in the world would possess them to do that?
The Victorian's were the mummy snorters and they had a huge occultism boom that was not limited to mummies.
They thought it could grant them immortality :/ for some reason
From the same brains that thought "this mixture with mercury in it will give me immortality!"
It's always about eternal life or longevity or some shxt.
axel is a craaazy man dude
i'm not a very reactive person but i really spat my food at 3:00 💀
I'm so sorry 💀
Thanks for clipping this moment xD
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Damn I should’ve watched this before or after eating food…
Mummy beef jerky? 😮
Oh my gosh, it’s so rare to find someone that actually knows the fact that in the Victorian era we used to eat mummies!! I’m a huge medical history nerd so I’m really happy hearing a vtuber say that 😂 did you know we tried to use them as medicine?
BRUH WTF LMAO
Funny thing. Axel just recently pulled an expensive skin on CSGO
Well? Is the VOD still up?
Also does anybody know what happened to the podcast they just stopped doing them?
Altare had an audio issue with the episode he recorded with Noct, so he delayed it, I assume Tempus week and other stuff put the new episode on hold even longer
Altare said they were all very drained after the Tempus week, and decided to take a little break before he ask other bois to join the podcast. The podcast will probably be back on October 2 according to Altare.
Idk how to say it, but Vaporeon thing and JO Crystal kinda have the same vibe
Yep
*linens not liddens