I taught high school a few years ago and heard one of my students call me a “stupid bit*h” under her breath. I said, “that will be a referral for you!” Her mom called me after school. I was fully prepared for her to say that he daughter never said such a thing. Mom was just calling to tell me that her daughter would be at my service after school each day for however long I needed her. She said, “if you need a toilet cleaned in the teachers lounge, make her do it!” Lol!! Some parents are awesome!
Yep, my going rate is about $2.5 million. 15 years left in teaching plus medical plus pension contributions. That sounds about right. My wife and I need to live after all. 😆
My school in Queensland, Australia, has a very clear stipulation in our "Responsible Use of Technology" policy that states, extremely clearly, STUDENTS MAY NOT CHARGE THEIR PHONES USING SCHOOL POWER
I teach 5th grade. My students know that their phones stay in their back packs and I better not hear them or they get to live in my desk for the rest of the day. OFF. Not charging.
My 6th graders think that having their phones on silent is OFF. We went around about it last time there was a statewide alert that went out on the phones. They insisted the alert would sound even if their phones were off, but I'm guessing their phones are never actually OFF. @@mallisaunders4565
For the past several years, I have been teaching in an alternative education setting for high school students who are behind in credits and are discipline problems. These kids' parents don't ask the crazy stuff - it was the parents at the middle school where I worked for a few years in a high socioeconomic neighborhood! I was teaching honors 8th grade history and 7th grade history. I had a parent call and ask if I could pass her daughter (who had a ZERO in the class along with a few other classes) so she could play soccer because that was all she liked to do. Didn't I know it since that child had not done one assignment the entire semester?!?! All she did was play with her hair and chat with everyone. Needless to say, that girl did not play soccer that year.
I worked at an alternative high school (teacher's side). I did see a couple in my 10 yr stint. Best one, we had a mom who was impossible to reach regarding her son's absence from school which was at 85%. Come near the end of the year, the teacher, myself and the student reach an agreement that if he attends school for 4 weeks with no absences, he can go to the end of the year trip. This trip was fully paid through fundraising and a school board grant. Keep in mind our program was 4 days/ week. This kid comes for 2 weeks straight then boom no where to be seen for a week and half. It is the week before the trip and he comes limping in. He "injured" his foot and he needed the trip form (that his classmates got the day before). My teacher was gone for the day training. Another staff, as she was coming back from the post office on lunch, saw him walking normally down the street until he was on the school grounds, so I knew his story was BS. So I tell him no, I am not giving you the form, you knew what the deal was, and your parent didn't call, you don't have a doctor's note. Next thing the mother, who never returned my or my teacher's call all year is on the phone screaming at me. I say "How lovely to hear your voice not a recording! And I repeat, no call, no doctor's note". She said fine, she will get the doctor to fax a note, just give him the form. I said no note, no form. Wait for an hour, no note. She calls and says the doctor's office is closed, can they just send one Monday. I say funny thing, I called the doctor's office to give them our fax number, they seemed very open. She slams the phone. Several minutes later our principal calls (we were a multi-campus school). I discuss everything and he is aware of the student's 85% absenteeism, he agrees with my decision. Later we find out she called the school board.
If the parent who asked for the exorcism was SERIOUS, and not just joking with the teacher, I would be very worried about that child. Not because of the alleged satanic possession, but because "my child is demonically possessed" has been used as an excuse for extremely serious child abuse. I mean, like LIFE THREATENING child abuse.
My mother a second grade teacher for many years, many years retired a few years past her eligibility date because she loved her job. I asked her why she chose to go at that point. She said, “It’s time to go when a second grader has figured out the teacher has no authority left over them.”
I don't understand that. I'm the ultimate authority for my kids as their parent (and have had to explain that to a few teachers and staff over the years) but I make it clear to my kids that when they're in a classroom, the teacher is the adult and they're to be respectful and do what they're told. I recently had a teacher call me bc my oldest bonus kid was being rude and disobedient. She was nearly in tears when I said "how can we help you make sure this doesn't happen again?" I'll be damned if *my* kids are the problem.
@@YeshuaKingMessiah yeah it definitely changed back in the 90s. That's when they told teachers they shouldn't grade in red pen anymore because it was distressing the kids to see all that red.
I had a parent tell me not to talk about due dates for the assignments with their child because it's not good for their mental health. Face palm! How do you expect me to grade anything???
As a card carrying member of the homeschool community…we do not claim the parent from that first story. 🙄😒 That’s not how that works. My sister is a teacher and I love these stories. Then I send them to her so she knows that it’s not just her. 😂 Keep the never ending song truckin’! Silly humans never disappoint.
I work with Infants and Toddlers and I had a parent bring her daughter in dressed in a new white down jacket in the middle of snow thaw. She asked me not to let her daughter get it dirty. I reminded the mother that it was her responsibility to bring her child in clothing that her child could play in without the fear of messy play, and asked if she had brought and alternative outdoor gear. She said no, but said that she would return with some. I called her twice, and neither time she answered, so her daughter went outside in the white jacket. And by the end of the day, you guessed it! It wasn't white anymore and basically was ruined. The mother demanded that I replace it or reimburse her the $200 she spent on the jacket. I told her I wouldn't, pulled out my policy book and reminded her of the signed document acknowledging her responsibility to provide appropriate outdoor gear, and my lack of liability. She shut up quick after that, and her child never wore anything white to daycare ever again!
That father that said the devil was in his son. That family needs help. The police and or CPS should be contacted. Because people like this can end up killing the “receptacle” if they can’t get the devil out. That is a very dangerous situation for that child to be in. 😱
One is paid by salary from taxes and the other is paid by the hour. Though you didnt get paid much not that long ago. It was $5 an hour across the board
I'm a music teacher. I had a parent request to tune their child's guitar. I said, "Sure, child can bring it in, I will tune it." Parents responded, "We don't want to send it to school, can you come over to our house to tune it?"--guess the answer. HARD NO
Secondary school, had two twins (think 'the shining'), they were 11 and the parent called in furious that I wouldn't stop my class, take them to the toilet, and wipe afterwards... uh no mam..... that's a crime......
The teacher who addresses us on you tube is hilarious. I agree whole heartedly with her comments. I was fed up with pur public school system, so I decided to home school all three of my sons. One day my son decided that he did not want to get out of bed for school, so I told him to get out of bed or I would drag him out into the dining room in his underwear. He was eleven and copping an attitude, he dared me to do it,so I pulled off the covers and dragged him by the arm into the dining room for schooling. Needless to say he never challenged me again. He had to sit all day in his underwear and do all of his schooling. I am now proud to say my son is 39yrs old,well adjusted, and has a very good job. Moral of this story, never challenge mamma bear because mamma bear always wins. We still to this day talk about it and share a good laugh together.
My son told me, “I’m not getting dressed for school, and you can’t make me!” I snatched up his clothes, marched him to the van, and threw him and his clothes into the back seat. “You can get dressed on the way to school, or wait and change there. I really don’t care which,” I said. “I’d look really stupid going into school in my pajamas,” he yelled. I agreed and got into my seat. He was dressed by the time we got to the first light, and never tried that again.
I was a middle school art teacher. I had a parent ask me to help her daughter make a piece of art for her stepmother for Christmas AND WRAP IT so she didn't have to get involved in "spending money on that skank me ex married" AND SHE SENT EXAMPLES of what she wanted. Um sorry, we actually have lesson plans, learning goals, and bench marks for the art we make. None of them include your awkward family dynamics.
Parent teacher days were me introducing myself as my son’s mother and having his teachers saying that he a wonderful student etc etc, and I am sure as sugar they sent the wrong kid home everyday.
I was waiting my turn to talk to the teacher last year and heard the teacher mention to another mother that the boy's "hinky" haircut was causing him anxiety and the teacher agreed with the boy that it's not appealing. And that the child is bullied because of the hack job the boy's parents had done to his head. I looked at the boy's head and was like "yeah, I'd like to take offense to the teacher insulting this child's hair but damn, it's a hot mess. He got long spots over bald spots, his hairline and neck have done some parts shaved and some patches of random hair, etc. The boy's mother said "well, I can't take him to the barber every time he needs a trim! I did the best I could. You want his hair fixed you take his little ass to the barber then!" To my utter surprise, the teacher said "I'll have Saturday free. Would you like me to pick him up at home? What tine is good for you?" Followed by asking the child if he would be willing to go with him to get his hair cut.
We know a terrible teacher/parent who couldn’t understand why her child was suspended from school for throwing a chair at his teacher. Her reasoning was that he missed.
Some people would think we made that up but sadly know. Ps, my husband is a retired teacher. Thanks Dawn Lizakowski for showing the world even a teacher can suck at parenting
Sometimes other teachers are the worst parents. I'm a music teacher, and one parent, who was also a music teacher, was constantly mad at me for expecting her son to practice his instrument. The kid could barely play anything, but if he got less than a B in my class, she'd blame the practice part of the grade for it. @@56karenandjim
@@56karenandjim That happened to my daughter also about 10 years ago. I think the child eventually got expelled. Not all kids were little brats. Some had very sad stories, one poor child was being raised by his aunt. That child committed suicide only a few years after she taught him. He was not even 10 years old.
If you hear a parent say their child is possessed or has the Devil or a Demon, call CPS because that child is in danger of being killed by that parent!
I love your videos!! As a FINALLY retired elementary school secretary, I can totally relate. I wish I had a dollar for every “I-can’t-believe-you-just-asked-me- that” question……could’ve retired long before now!!🤣 So many times I had to work really hard at keeping a straight face & then I’d crack up as soon as the conversation was over!! I wish I had written them all down…..would’ve made a hilarious book!!😂😂😂
At Back to School Night, I had a parent tell me to give him my lesson plans two weeks in advance so he could approve them. I actually laughed until I realized he was serious. I told him, no sir, my administrators approve my plans and the state standards are public online. He was appalled and incensed that I told him no. He said he’d go to the district office. I gave him the Superintendent’s name and contact information and wished him a good evening. Never heard from him again and his daughter was a dream in class. Jerk.
My school announced that parents could come in just before the start of school to review the curriculum and "approve ' the materials the teachers would use the whole year. No materials were to be used unless approved by the district.. and parents. Apparently they dropped that idea.. wonder why?!
This was so funny!!! I’ve got one from a long time ago. I’m a homeschool mom and one day a public school kid (neighbor), carrying her algebra book, let me know she was there for free tutoring since I was a teacher that was home all the time. She was serious. Umm sweetie pie. I teach my own 4 children, who are in 4 different grade levels at the same time for hours a day, and also cook dinner after it’s all over. I don’t have the time or the patience, especially if you’re not going to pay me. 😅
A parent asked what time staff were at school. We asked why. She wanted to drop her child off early so they could go start food prep at their family restaurant early. When we told them no they tried to say it was so easy just give them an iPad and we wouldn't know they were there. They were again told no. Fast forward a week later and I heard crying outside the door. They left their kindergarten and third grade children alone, outside, in a rough neighborhood (check the playground for needles each morning), in the dark, at 7am!! Outdoor supervisors don't go out until 8:15am, school starts at 8:30am! I had actually gotten to work early that day. When confronted by the admin the parent's logic was she saw a cars in the parking lot so someone would have let them in. It was the custodian's car, who was busy with the loud floor cleaner, and mine who thankfully went to the classroom first.
To leave children that young in those circumstances is criminal. When I was in high school I'd get there really early because my dad would drop me off on his way to work. Otherwise, I'd have to walk. But that was HIGH SCHOOL!! The teacher responsible for the school canteen noticed me one day and gave me a job refilling the vending machines. I can still hear the sound of the soda cans rattling through the machine as I dropped them in the chutes.
@@blugreen123 the school social worker was notified and something must have happened. The kids weren't in school the next day. Then they were dropped off and picked by an elderly auntie who didn't speak English. Neither of the parents came to any events or parent teacher nights while I was at the school.
I don't understand....if they're so easy with an iPad, then why not put them in the restaurant dining room with an ipad and drop them off when school opens? Good lord some people shouldn't have kids.
I was teaching a kids program at our zoo during spring break one time. When the parents signed them up they knew that the kids would have actively out in THE ZOO learning about the animals/vet center/horticulture/ etc and doing projects assigned by the keepers etc. One day we were with the elephants and they were supposed to make big like paper mache balls that could be filled with treats for enrichment, as well as helping prep some of the food. After the program ended that day Mom came in livid because her 10 year old "got dirty" and they were leaving to go straight from the zoo to a "fancy lunch".....
Today I had a parent that wanted to know why her son's coat was dirty. As if I was suppose to do something about it. If he is going to put it on the floor it seems like the problem is between her and her son, not me.
2 quick ones - 1. A student was suspended for hitting me. He was already on probation, so his P.O. went to see the mother. The mother said her son told her that it didn’t leave a mark so she didn’t see what the big deal was. She didn’t deny that he hit me. She just thought I was being a baby. 2. A parent called me in tears. She wanted me to punish her son because he was making fun of her freckles. He kept saying that she had germs on her face. She tearfully told him that they were freckles not germs. She said she couldn’t get him to stop and she wanted me to do something about it.
OMG. You are just too much 😂! I am not a teacher but a retired Pediatric RN and let me tell you your stories sound very much like the ones we encountered on our hospital floor. Parents seem to think that “being the parent” can be dropped at the entrance to school or hospital. Keep them coming. Love you❤
Some school are stopping children from using the electricity by charging their phones and other devices, school are on budget, utilities are a big on after personal. Should be concerned about the parents that thinks his children is possessed.
One teacher I knew had a parent come up to the school with cake mix and wanted her to make cupcakes at school for her child's birthday. The grandmother got the mix from the teacher and was embarrassed about her daughter's request. We nicknamed the teacher Betty Crocker. Lol
I had a parent ask me to teach her 15-year-old son how to count money. She even demanded it be put into his IEP. The student was functioning at grade level in Algebra 1 and Geometry. I set up a tutoring session and my first question to him was how he paid for things at the store. The student responded his parents will not let him have any money. 15 years old, and the student has never held money. This parent also asked the OT to teach him how to cut his meat because she was tired of doing it for him at dinner.
If a teacher had EVER had to call home about me I wouldn’t have been able to sit for a week That’s how the world actually worked in the 70s & 80s. Instead of spinning off its wheels the last 2 decades!!
I think sometimes they have just lost their minds. Too many people are selfish and think only about themselves and their child. They forget about the teacher and the other students in classroom with their child.
As a preschool teacher, had a parent ask my coteacher to give her child some of her lunch because she didn't have time to stop at McDonalds that day. On the days she did have time, she would bring her kid in late and then sit there and hand feed her 3 year old McDonalds in front of all the other kids.
Last year I had a family who lived in the house behind mine. The parent messaged me asking if I could drive their kids home that week and watch them until the grandparents would be home.
I had a student steal paint from my room, two brand new bottles. There is video of the child throwing it away at lunch. Called Mom, was told that her child would ever do such a thing. Lady! There is video of your child throwing it away! Total denial!
I had my lesson plan and rubric on the board and students were to write it in their agenda. One child who had a completely blank agenda (in OCTOBER) refused saying they might be need to write something else in it later. When mom came in to address the problem she indicated that she was proud of her child for advocating for themself ?!?! 🤣
I teach elementary PE. Just recently had a parent call his 4th grade son over to the fence (while dad was already in line to pick him up after school). Asked him to ask me if he could go change his shirt at the end of class because he didn't want him stinking up the car after PE class..... Like I was going to stop class early for the other 45 students so his kid isn't stinky. Nope. Plus his son wasn't even leaving right away, he had tutoring for an hour.
I just found this channel. I was a preschool teacher for 5 years and have worked in daycares and elementary schools for over 17 years. I almost owed my pants listening to this. Soooo true and funny at the same time. We become therapists, nurses , psychologists, “ moms”, caretakers and so much more for other people’s children. It can be a tough and draining job but also very rewarding and luckily many times make us laugh and eye roll simultaneously. Looking forward to watching more from here.
My mom taught high school math. Honors Algebra 1 and Geometry to 9th graders. She had a lieutenant colonel in the Air Force ask her to help his son increase his grades and work with him before and after school. (He was doing no work.) She looked at him and said with a straight face, “What do you expect me to do? Spoon feed him.” The parent had nothing to say to that.
Now that was one spoiled Air Force brat if I ever heard one: life being handed on a silver platter. I would have expected more toughness from the Lt. Col. on his discipline of the boy at home though.
I understand that these are real requests from parents but these parents must not understand what a teacher really does. Did they never go to school themselves? When I went to school, years ago, our parents agreed with the teachers and we had to respect our teachers or our backside got paddled from the teacher and then the parent.
At my school we have to hand in our phones at the first lesson, we get only them back at the end of the day or if we need to make an emergency call home. There is also a school rule that no chargers are to be plugged in at school
These are some of my favorite videos. Last year, I had a parent ask me to tell her everything her child ate for lunch because she wanted to know if he was easing enough. I told her the best way she could do that was to pack his lunch every day then she could see what was left over when he got home. Well, she never packed his lunch and I never told her what or how much he ate every day. 😂 🤷🏾♀️
YOU ARE TOOOOO FUNNY WITH THE REBUTTALS!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LAUGHS!!!! SHOUT OUT TO THE PARENTS PROVIDING THIS FREE MATERIAL!! 🤣🤣...dumbasses!
Dear Charge-her-phone Mom: Let's ASSUME that you sent baby girl TO school with a fully charged phone. IF it came home uncharged MAYBE it's because baby girl was texting instead of paying attention in class. Just sayin'.
I homeschooled all nine of my kids, but if I had known, they could’ve had teachers like you who had common sense I might’ve changed my mind! Keep up the good work!❤
I teach high school English and I am the prom advisor. I had an 8th grade parent call a full meeting with me and admin because I refused to let her child be a server at prom. Now, mind you, this student missed an entire 3 months of school that was excused by the district and we had to exempt them from all work during that period of time. So, the child was not there and we had no idea when the child would be back when the prom committee chose servers. The child NEVER came to talk to me when they returned to school about being a server, AND I was also held responsible for comments made to the student from other students during passing periods even though the child had not set foot in my classroom once since they returned opting to complete English in the resource room for the rest of the year.
You are hilarious. I’m retired from being a kindergarten teacher. You have hit the nail on the head with your comedy. Laughing so hard. Keep it up please!
I work as a lunch lady in an elementary. I know the struggles of crazy parent requests as well. From demanding a certain milk alternative to be served to their child too us cooking their child’s home brought food and several more 😑
I had one child YEARS ago who I guess mom thought that he was above everyone else. The lunch lady actually started giving him ONLY chocolate milk during lunch. Oh! This was a prek class. Smh
I taught middle school science and tried to do some sort of hands-on activity every day. A lot of preparation was required. We had a parent take their child to Disney World for 2 weeks. This was right after Christmas when it was "less crowded". The mother came to me afterward and asked when I was going to start staying after school to do the activities for her child. 😮 NEVER!
& now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head. Thanks! 😂 & yes, i remember enough of it to be annoying. I sang it to my bf one day recently. 😂 i dont remember why.
Gurl, if there are saints out here, it's the public dealing with the pUbLiC (esp. with them kiddos.) You might have the double halo these days, teacher folk. ❤😂
My craziest parent request hasn’t been as a teacher, but was when I worked as a resident assistant when I was in college getting my degree to become a teacher. I had a parent knock on my door during freshman move in. She told me that her son was a type 1 diabetic who often had low blood sugar during the night. When his blood sugar is low he will not wake up to alarms or phone calls from her so she wanted me to knock on his door multiple times a night, waking up both him and his roommate to make sure her son’s blood sugar wasn’t too low. If they didn’t answer the door she wanted me to use the master key to enter his room and administer emergency medications that she wanted me to store in the mini fridge in my bedroom! The poor son was so embarrassed and his roommate moved out ASAP, probably because the mother was calling multiple times a night and waking them both up and threatening to call 911 if they didn’t answer the phone.
Had a student with 36 accommodations for ADHD. Met with mom who wanted to add 17 more, including a daily phone call, lesson plans provided a month in advance and tests to be sent home prior to taking them in class... worse part, mom was admin in another district
Parent is truly taking advantage of the SPED program. At that rate, it would be better to have the child stay at home and expect the child to learn than to waste the resources of the school system. It is obvious that there is no real expectation of the child becoming a real contributing citizen. As a parent and grandparent, who was ADHD before medication was used to make sure a student did their work and learn to try to control their behavior, I suggest that in addition to medication and multiple accommodations, the parents should insist that their child put more effort into learning and behaving. There are behavioral specialists that can work with the family to this end. I understand that we don’t want to use physical punishment on children but there are other ways to get the child to understand that more is required of them. Sometimes stating the situation in a way that leaves no alternatives will get the child to do better. It worked for my son who was diagnosed with ADHD, moderately severe. Making teachers the only person responsible for the child learning doesn’t seem to work and is not fair to the other 25 or more students in the classroom.
When my son was in the 2nd grade he had a sub teacher. Him & a few friends were making trouble. His teacher called me & ask if he could stay after school. I said sure. We also had him apologize to his regularly teacher & write a letter to the sub teacher. Didn't ever have a problems after that
At a private school we had to fix the kindergarten kids' girls' hair at the end of the day. We also had to make sure their Gucci clothes not get dirty. We would change the kids' clothes immediately when they get to school, then when it was time to go home change them back into the Gucci clothes. We also could lose some salary if the child lost a piece of clothing and the parent was upset over this loss. I went back to the public school system a few years later.
I worked at a tutoring center where kids went after school and weekends. Had a parent ask if they could send their fifth grade kid in everyday with 'some candy' because eating lollipops during school work helped him concentrate. I said sure, thinking it would be a couple of lollipops but this kid was sent in with a grocery bag full of candy and a giant Mountain Dew looking like they just got out of trick-or-treating. I had to tell the parent to stop sending all of that, because the tutoring slot was only 45 minutes long, nobody needs a Halloween haul just to do some long division.
I taught high school a few years ago and heard one of my students call me a “stupid bit*h” under her breath. I said, “that will be a referral for you!” Her mom called me after school. I was fully prepared for her to say that he daughter never said such a thing. Mom was just calling to tell me that her daughter would be at my service after school each day for however long I needed her. She said, “if you need a toilet cleaned in the teachers lounge, make her do it!” Lol!! Some parents are awesome!
When I worked at a Montessori school, a student called me an idiot in Japanese, hoping I didn't know what that meant
That mom was on the ball!!!
If all parents would back teachers up like this, the world would be a better place!
That mum is iconic and I'm in love with her 🤭🤭
My son knows I'd have him scrubbing floors for the red cross in Mexico City by morning if he ever said anything like that to a teacher.
There needs to be a show where parents go undercover as subs for a week at their child’s school just to see what teachers really go through.
Duuuude I'd so watch that. But.... due to privacy stuff and there being so many creeps now I don't think anyone would greenlight it >>
When kids ask if they could pay for a grade, I always say it has to be enough for me to live on if I get fired.
Yep, my going rate is about $2.5 million. 15 years left in teaching plus medical plus pension contributions. That sounds about right. My wife and I need to live after all. 😆
I say the same thing. A parent offered me $3500 for a B for her kid, I said that won’t get me through the rest of my life
That response made me laugh out loud! Good answer!
@@markduffy5773 Your rate is a little low! 🤣🤣(That figure is low even for a per year amount! You are worth way more than that!) Stay safe!
The first time a student tried to bribe me I turned it into a math lesson and I teach ELA !!!
In the wise words of Charlotte Dobre, 👏HOW ARE YOU 👏NOT EMBARRASSED!!!! 👏
Yes!!!😂
response to all these parents: "ABsoLUTEly NOT!"
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I read that in her voice xD
The problem with this is that some principals would make teachers comply to these bonkers parent request.
It's illegal for principals to change certain students grades for whatever reason.
Hence their “admin made me do it” video series 😂
My school in Queensland, Australia, has a very clear stipulation in our "Responsible Use of Technology" policy that states, extremely clearly, STUDENTS MAY NOT CHARGE THEIR PHONES USING SCHOOL POWER
That's awesome! We should implement that rule in all schools!
I teach 5th grade. My students know that their phones stay in their back packs and I better not hear them or they get to live in my desk for the rest of the day. OFF. Not charging.
You missed the loophole, in this case it would be the TEACHER charging the phone. Perfectly reasonable. 😂
My 6th graders think that having their phones on silent is OFF. We went around about it last time there was a statewide alert that went out on the phones. They insisted the alert would sound even if their phones were off, but I'm guessing their phones are never actually OFF. @@mallisaunders4565
@@gardeninginthedesert 😃
For the past several years, I have been teaching in an alternative education setting for high school students who are behind in credits and are discipline problems. These kids' parents don't ask the crazy stuff - it was the parents at the middle school where I worked for a few years in a high socioeconomic neighborhood! I was teaching honors 8th grade history and 7th grade history. I had a parent call and ask if I could pass her daughter (who had a ZERO in the class along with a few other classes) so she could play soccer because that was all she liked to do. Didn't I know it since that child had not done one assignment the entire semester?!?! All she did was play with her hair and chat with everyone. Needless to say, that girl did not play soccer that year.
I worked at an alternative high school (teacher's side). I did see a couple in my 10 yr stint. Best one, we had a mom who was impossible to reach regarding her son's absence from school which was at 85%. Come near the end of the year, the teacher, myself and the student reach an agreement that if he attends school for 4 weeks with no absences, he can go to the end of the year trip. This trip was fully paid through fundraising and a school board grant. Keep in mind our program was 4 days/ week. This kid comes for 2 weeks straight then boom no where to be seen for a week and half. It is the week before the trip and he comes limping in. He "injured" his foot and he needed the trip form (that his classmates got the day before). My teacher was gone for the day training. Another staff, as she was coming back from the post office on lunch, saw him walking normally down the street until he was on the school grounds, so I knew his story was BS. So I tell him no, I am not giving you the form, you knew what the deal was, and your parent didn't call, you don't have a doctor's note. Next thing the mother, who never returned my or my teacher's call all year is on the phone screaming at me. I say "How lovely to hear your voice not a recording! And I repeat, no call, no doctor's note". She said fine, she will get the doctor to fax a note, just give him the form. I said no note, no form. Wait for an hour, no note. She calls and says the doctor's office is closed, can they just send one Monday. I say funny thing, I called the doctor's office to give them our fax number, they seemed very open. She slams the phone. Several minutes later our principal calls (we were a multi-campus school). I discuss everything and he is aware of the student's 85% absenteeism, he agrees with my decision. Later we find out she called the school board.
If the parent who asked for the exorcism was SERIOUS, and not just joking with the teacher, I would be very worried about that child. Not because of the alleged satanic possession, but because "my child is demonically possessed" has been used as an excuse for extremely serious child abuse. I mean, like LIFE THREATENING child abuse.
Exactly. I thought the same thing. Especially once finding out people like Vallow & Daybell are not unique. That's a major red flag, save that kid
If the child stayed off the phone, it wouldn't run out of charge.
No phone at school!!!!
My mother a second grade teacher for many years, many years retired a few years past her eligibility date because she loved her job. I asked her why she chose to go at that point. She said, “It’s time to go when a second grader has figured out the teacher has no authority left over them.”
Same here, Debra, same here, only with 4th graders.
So true.
I don't understand that. I'm the ultimate authority for my kids as their parent (and have had to explain that to a few teachers and staff over the years) but I make it clear to my kids that when they're in a classroom, the teacher is the adult and they're to be respectful and do what they're told.
I recently had a teacher call me bc my oldest bonus kid was being rude and disobedient. She was nearly in tears when I said "how can we help you make sure this doesn't happen again?"
I'll be damned if *my* kids are the problem.
That’s y my dad retired in 1998
NOW???
No, that happened over 25 yrs ago!!!!
@@YeshuaKingMessiah yeah it definitely changed back in the 90s. That's when they told teachers they shouldn't grade in red pen anymore because it was distressing the kids to see all that red.
Teachers are heroes. Thank you for your service. I don’t know how y’all get through the day.
Thank-you for your support. As for getting through the day... very carefully.
'No, I'm not dealin' with little Lucifer!' 😂
I had a parent tell me not to talk about due dates for the assignments with their child because it's not good for their mental health. Face palm! How do you expect me to grade anything???
As a card carrying member of the homeschool community…we do not claim the parent from that first story. 🙄😒
That’s not how that works.
My sister is a teacher and I love these stories. Then I send them to her so she knows that it’s not just her. 😂
Keep the never ending song truckin’!
Silly humans never disappoint.
I know a number of die hard homeschoolers, and they would be APPALLED at that request!
I also send these to my sister, who is a teacher, so she knows she's not alone in the craziness.
I work with Infants and Toddlers and I had a parent bring her daughter in dressed in a new white down jacket in the middle of snow thaw. She asked me not to let her daughter get it dirty. I reminded the mother that it was her responsibility to bring her child in clothing that her child could play in without the fear of messy play, and asked if she had brought and alternative outdoor gear. She said no, but said that she would return with some. I called her twice, and neither time she answered, so her daughter went outside in the white jacket. And by the end of the day, you guessed it! It wasn't white anymore and basically was ruined. The mother demanded that I replace it or reimburse her the $200 she spent on the jacket. I told her I wouldn't, pulled out my policy book and reminded her of the signed document acknowledging her responsibility to provide appropriate outdoor gear, and my lack of liability. She shut up quick after that, and her child never wore anything white to daycare ever again!
🙄🙄🙄🙄 …….. and $200 for a child’s coat they’re going to outgrow in a season?!?!?
@@ellen-marie6692 - I know!
Geez, sounds like my cousin.
That father that said the devil was in his son. That family needs help. The police and or CPS should be contacted. Because people like this can end up killing the “receptacle” if they can’t get the devil out. That is a very dangerous situation for that child to be in. 😱
Nope, babysitters get paid more than teachers.
Would LOVE to have been paid babysitter rates for my 32 students!
Honestly facts though cuz they get paid by the hour and babysitters charge a lot like my friends in high school charged 10 bucks an hour
I can charge $20/hour per kid for babysitting. But teachers barely get $20/hour for 20-30 students.
I quit teaching and started being a nanny I make 4 tines as much as teaching and less kids, no paper work, no crazy coworkers.
One is paid by salary from taxes and the other is paid by the hour. Though you didnt get paid much not that long ago. It was $5 an hour across the board
Whispered: "Do you hear how crazy you sound?" That cracked me up!!!
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The scary thing is that they DON’T hear how crazy they sound.
“Excuse me, can you exorcise my child? Thanks.” 😂
I'm a music teacher. I had a parent request to tune their child's guitar. I said, "Sure, child can bring it in, I will tune it." Parents responded, "We don't want to send it to school, can you come over to our house to tune it?"--guess the answer. HARD NO
“Watson, the game is afoot!” had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
When you meet the parent, you understand the kids!
"I don't do public math!" You crack me up!
However, as a retired physics and math teacher, I have done nothing but public math for decades. 😆
😆😆 I wish I was intelligent enough to do public math. Heck, I get booted out the grocery line trying to count the exact change lol
Secondary school, had two twins (think 'the shining'), they were 11 and the parent called in furious that I wouldn't stop my class, take them to the toilet, and wipe afterwards... uh no mam..... that's a crime......
The teacher who addresses us on you tube is hilarious. I agree whole heartedly with her comments. I was fed up with pur public school system, so I decided to home school all three of my sons. One day my son decided that he did not want to get out of bed for school, so I told him to get out of bed or I would drag him out into the dining room in his underwear. He was eleven and copping an attitude, he dared me to do it,so I pulled off the covers and dragged him by the arm into the dining room for schooling. Needless to say he never challenged me again. He had to sit all day in his underwear and do all of his schooling. I am now proud to say my son is 39yrs old,well adjusted, and has a very good job. Moral of this story, never challenge mamma bear because mamma bear always wins. We still to this day talk about it and share a good laugh together.
My son told me, “I’m not getting dressed for school, and you can’t make me!”
I snatched up his clothes, marched him to the van, and threw him and his clothes into the back seat. “You can get dressed on the way to school, or wait and change there. I really don’t care which,” I said.
“I’d look really stupid going into school in my pajamas,” he yelled. I agreed and got into my seat. He was dressed by the time we got to the first light, and never tried that again.
The spawned demon of the Sour Patch!🤣
I was a middle school art teacher. I had a parent ask me to help her daughter make a piece of art for her stepmother for Christmas AND WRAP IT so she didn't have to get involved in "spending money on that skank me ex married" AND SHE SENT EXAMPLES of what she wanted. Um sorry, we actually have lesson plans, learning goals, and bench marks for the art we make. None of them include your awkward family dynamics.
"Ridiculous Parent Requests" has always been my favorite segment.
Parent teacher days were me introducing myself as my son’s mother and having his teachers saying that he a wonderful student etc etc, and I am sure as sugar they sent the wrong kid home everyday.
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I used to hear the same thing. Oh, well, at least he knew how to act in public. . .
I was waiting my turn to talk to the teacher last year and heard the teacher mention to another mother that the boy's "hinky" haircut was causing him anxiety and the teacher agreed with the boy that it's not appealing. And that the child is bullied because of the hack job the boy's parents had done to his head. I looked at the boy's head and was like "yeah, I'd like to take offense to the teacher insulting this child's hair but damn, it's a hot mess. He got long spots over bald spots, his hairline and neck have done some parts shaved and some patches of random hair, etc.
The boy's mother said "well, I can't take him to the barber every time he needs a trim! I did the best I could. You want his hair fixed you take his little ass to the barber then!"
To my utter surprise, the teacher said "I'll have Saturday free. Would you like me to pick him up at home? What tine is good for you?" Followed by asking the child if he would be willing to go with him to get his hair cut.
We know a terrible teacher/parent who couldn’t understand why her child was suspended from school for throwing a chair at his teacher. Her reasoning was that he missed.
Some people would think we made that up but sadly know. Ps, my husband is a retired teacher. Thanks Dawn Lizakowski for showing the world even a teacher can suck at parenting
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Sometimes other teachers are the worst parents. I'm a music teacher, and one parent, who was also a music teacher, was constantly mad at me for expecting her son to practice his instrument. The kid could barely play anything, but if he got less than a B in my class, she'd blame the practice part of the grade for it. @@56karenandjim
She just didn’t want the child at home. Many parents use schools to escape their kids and only has a problem when they have to be home
@@56karenandjim That happened to my daughter also about 10 years ago. I think the child eventually got expelled. Not all kids were little brats. Some had very sad stories, one poor child was being raised by his aunt. That child committed suicide only a few years after she taught him. He was not even 10 years old.
If you hear a parent say their child is possessed or has the Devil or a Demon, call CPS because that child is in danger of being killed by that parent!
I love your videos!! As a FINALLY retired elementary school secretary, I can totally relate. I wish I had a dollar for every “I-can’t-believe-you-just-asked-me- that” question……could’ve retired long before now!!🤣 So many times I had to work really hard at keeping a straight face & then I’d crack up as soon as the conversation was over!! I wish I had written them all down…..would’ve made a hilarious book!!😂😂😂
At Back to School Night, I had a parent tell me to give him my lesson plans two weeks in advance so he could approve them. I actually laughed until I realized he was serious. I told him, no sir, my administrators approve my plans and the state standards are public online. He was appalled and incensed that I told him no. He said he’d go to the district office. I gave him the Superintendent’s name and contact information and wished him a good evening. Never heard from him again and his daughter was a dream in class. Jerk.
My school announced that parents could come in just before the start of school to review the curriculum and "approve ' the materials the teachers would use the whole year. No materials were to be used unless approved by the district.. and parents. Apparently they dropped that idea.. wonder why?!
This was so funny!!! I’ve got one from a long time ago. I’m a homeschool mom and one day a public school kid (neighbor), carrying her algebra book, let me know she was there for free tutoring since I was a teacher that was home all the time. She was serious. Umm sweetie pie. I teach my own 4 children, who are in 4 different grade levels at the same time for hours a day, and also cook dinner after it’s all over. I don’t have the time or the patience, especially if you’re not going to pay me. 😅
A parent asked what time staff were at school. We asked why. She wanted to drop her child off early so they could go start food prep at their family restaurant early. When we told them no they tried to say it was so easy just give them an iPad and we wouldn't know they were there. They were again told no.
Fast forward a week later and I heard crying outside the door. They left their kindergarten and third grade children alone, outside, in a rough neighborhood (check the playground for needles each morning), in the dark, at 7am!! Outdoor supervisors don't go out until 8:15am, school starts at 8:30am! I had actually gotten to work early that day.
When confronted by the admin the parent's logic was she saw a cars in the parking lot so someone would have let them in. It was the custodian's car, who was busy with the loud floor cleaner, and mine who thankfully went to the classroom first.
I hope someone called CPS. 😬
To leave children that young in those circumstances is criminal. When I was in high school I'd get there really early because my dad would drop me off on his way to work. Otherwise, I'd have to walk. But that was HIGH SCHOOL!! The teacher responsible for the school canteen noticed me one day and gave me a job refilling the vending machines. I can still hear the sound of the soda cans rattling through the machine as I dropped them in the chutes.
@@blugreen123 the school social worker was notified and something must have happened. The kids weren't in school the next day. Then they were dropped off and picked by an elderly auntie who didn't speak English. Neither of the parents came to any events or parent teacher nights while I was at the school.
I don't understand....if they're so easy with an iPad, then why not put them in the restaurant dining room with an ipad and drop them off when school opens?
Good lord some people shouldn't have kids.
I probably would've reported them for child abandonment.
I was teaching a kids program at our zoo during spring break one time. When the parents signed them up they knew that the kids would have actively out in THE ZOO learning about the animals/vet center/horticulture/ etc and doing projects assigned by the keepers etc. One day we were with the elephants and they were supposed to make big like paper mache balls that could be filled with treats for enrichment, as well as helping prep some of the food. After the program ended that day Mom came in livid because her 10 year old "got dirty" and they were leaving to go straight from the zoo to a "fancy lunch".....
Oh my, I am laughing so hard! Where the heck did these parents come from? What pecan tree did they fall out of? Now I know why kids act like they do.
Today I had a parent that wanted to know why her son's coat was dirty. As if I was suppose to do something about it. If he is going to put it on the floor it seems like the problem is between her and her son, not me.
2 quick ones - 1. A student was suspended for hitting me. He was already on probation, so his P.O. went to see the mother. The mother said her son told her that it didn’t leave a mark so she didn’t see what the big deal was. She didn’t deny that he hit me. She just thought I was being a baby.
2. A parent called me in tears. She wanted me to punish her son because he was making fun of her freckles. He kept saying that she had germs on her face. She tearfully told him that they were freckles not germs. She said she couldn’t get him to stop and she wanted me to do something about it.
OMG. You are just too much 😂! I am not a teacher but a retired Pediatric RN and let me tell you your stories sound very much like the ones we encountered on our hospital floor. Parents seem to think that “being the parent” can be dropped at the entrance to school or hospital. Keep them coming. Love you❤
Some school are stopping children from using the electricity by charging their phones and other devices, school are on budget, utilities are a big on after personal. Should be concerned about the parents that thinks his children is possessed.
As a substitute I was asked to make her sons Halloween costume. She sent a bag of white material strips. I didn’t share her vision
One teacher I knew had a parent come up to the school with cake mix and wanted her to make cupcakes at school for her child's birthday. The grandmother got the mix from the teacher and was embarrassed about her daughter's request. We nicknamed the teacher Betty Crocker. Lol
I had a parent ask me to teach her 15-year-old son how to count money. She even demanded it be put into his IEP. The student was functioning at grade level in Algebra 1 and Geometry. I set up a tutoring session and my first question to him was how he paid for things at the store. The student responded his parents will not let him have any money. 15 years old, and the student has never held money. This parent also asked the OT to teach him how to cut his meat because she was tired of doing it for him at dinner.
Ooh...my spidey senses are tingling and a little angry with this one.
This parent sounds... Off... Like potentially dangerous to the child off.
Yeah.. like more than half the reason the student needs an IEP ...
Here's another definition of helicopter parenting.
As a student of the 70"s and 80's somehow I doubt teachers got any requests at all back in my day. What has happened to people since then?? SMH
If a teacher had EVER had to call home about me
I wouldn’t have been able to sit for a week
That’s how the world actually worked in the 70s & 80s. Instead of spinning off its wheels the last 2 decades!!
I think sometimes they have just lost their minds.
Too many people are selfish and think only about themselves and their child. They forget about the teacher and the other students in classroom with their child.
As a preschool teacher, had a parent ask my coteacher to give her child some of her lunch because she didn't have time to stop at McDonalds that day. On the days she did have time, she would bring her kid in late and then sit there and hand feed her 3 year old McDonalds in front of all the other kids.
I truly enjoy the way you deal with the frustrations of teaching with such humor.
Last year I had a family who lived in the house behind mine. The parent messaged me asking if I could drive their kids home that week and watch them until the grandparents would be home.
Ha! Ya right
I had a student steal paint from my room, two brand new bottles. There is video of the child throwing it away at lunch. Called Mom, was told that her child would ever do such a thing. Lady! There is video of your child throwing it away! Total denial!
Not her little angel! Unbelieveable
I had my lesson plan and rubric on the board and students were to write it in their agenda. One child who had a completely blank agenda (in OCTOBER) refused saying they might be need to write something else in it later. When mom came in to address the problem she indicated that she was proud of her child for advocating for themself ?!?! 🤣
I teach elementary PE. Just recently had a parent call his 4th grade son over to the fence (while dad was already in line to pick him up after school). Asked him to ask me if he could go change his shirt at the end of class because he didn't want him stinking up the car after PE class..... Like I was going to stop class early for the other 45 students so his kid isn't stinky. Nope. Plus his son wasn't even leaving right away, he had tutoring for an hour.
I have a friend who is a teacher and I thought she was crazy when she said that parents are worse than the kids.
I just found this channel.
I was a preschool teacher for 5 years and have worked in daycares and elementary schools for over 17 years.
I almost owed my pants listening to this.
Soooo true and funny at the same time.
We become therapists, nurses , psychologists, “ moms”, caretakers and so much more for other people’s children.
It can be a tough and draining job but also very rewarding and luckily many times make us laugh and eye roll simultaneously.
Looking forward to watching more from here.
Your reactions are PRICELESS
This lady's reactions and comments are brilliant 😹😹
My mom taught high school math. Honors Algebra 1 and Geometry to 9th graders. She had a lieutenant colonel in the Air Force ask her to help his son increase his grades and work with him before and after school. (He was doing no work.) She looked at him and said with a straight face, “What do you expect me to do? Spoon feed him.” The parent had nothing to say to that.
Now that was one spoiled Air Force brat if I ever heard one: life being handed on a silver platter. I would have expected more toughness from the Lt. Col. on his discipline of the boy at home though.
I understand that these are real requests from parents but these parents must not understand what a teacher really does. Did they never go to school themselves? When I went to school, years ago, our parents agreed with the teachers and we had to respect our teachers or our backside got paddled from the teacher and then the parent.
I really, REALLY hope that the teacher who had the patent say the child had the devil in them made a report about that to CPS.
At my school we have to hand in our phones at the first lesson, we get only them back at the end of the day or if we need to make an emergency call home. There is also a school rule that no chargers are to be plugged in at school
That child most likely swallowed his tooth 🤦 mom can find it in a couple days 😱 thanks 😊 you are so damn funny 😂
I drove school busses. I had a parent ask me why the wifi didn't work on the bus; she said her child couldn't do her homework. 🤦🏾♀️
These are some of my favorite videos. Last year, I had a parent ask me to tell her everything her child ate for lunch because she wanted to know if he was easing enough. I told her the best way she could do that was to pack his lunch every day then she could see what was left over when he got home. Well, she never packed his lunch and I never told her what or how much he ate every day. 😂 🤷🏾♀️
YOU ARE TOOOOO FUNNY WITH THE REBUTTALS!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LAUGHS!!!!
SHOUT OUT TO THE PARENTS PROVIDING THIS FREE MATERIAL!! 🤣🤣...dumbasses!
It's the parents assuming we will monitor the bodily functions for me. Always a no. Nope, just no.
Dear Charge-her-phone Mom: Let's ASSUME that you sent baby girl TO school with a fully charged phone. IF it came home uncharged MAYBE it's because baby girl was texting instead of paying attention in class. Just sayin'.
I homeschooled all nine of my kids, but if I had known, they could’ve had teachers like you who had common sense I might’ve changed my mind! Keep up the good work!❤
I love the one about the child's hairstyle!! Priceless.😀😀
My grade bribe bottom line is “You can’t afford me. I need enough to retire because I will lose my job for that.”
Parents are crazy!!!!! No shame in their game! As a teacher, my mind blows multiple times a yr!!!!🤯😵😳😲
The phone thing, good lord!!! Some parents act like teachers have nothing else better to do during the day!!!
Thank you so much for dealing with the kids and insane parents of this generation. I appreciate you.
LOVE this channel! I retired after 29 of teaching and this brings back lots of memories...I loved teaching but I can honestly say I don't miss it!
I teach high school English and I am the prom advisor. I had an 8th grade parent call a full meeting with me and admin because I refused to let her child be a server at prom. Now, mind you, this student missed an entire 3 months of school that was excused by the district and we had to exempt them from all work during that period of time. So, the child was not there and we had no idea when the child would be back when the prom committee chose servers. The child NEVER came to talk to me when they returned to school about being a server, AND I was also held responsible for comments made to the student from other students during passing periods even though the child had not set foot in my classroom once since they returned opting to complete English in the resource room for the rest of the year.
That one about asking the teacher to come and wake the child up for school had me rolling- seriously??!! What in the actual thpppt??
I love the way you represent these crazy parents. That’s why children today have no boundaries.
You are hilarious. I’m retired from being a kindergarten teacher. You have hit the nail on the head with your comedy. Laughing so hard. Keep it up please!
It's very good you have a sense of humor about all of these ridiculous requests. It will save your mental health.
SMH at the audacity/entitlement/stupidity of these parents. So glad that you bring it all to us with humor and some compassion.
The laugh I needed after a stressful day. Three days until Christmas break...God save us from the germs.
I work as a lunch lady in an elementary. I know the struggles of crazy parent requests as well. From demanding a certain milk alternative to be served to their child too us cooking their child’s home brought food and several more 😑
I had one child YEARS ago who I guess mom thought that he was above everyone else. The lunch lady actually started giving him ONLY chocolate milk during lunch. Oh! This was a prek class. Smh
I was asked by a parent if I will be delivering Christmas trees before Christmas vacation. She was being serious.
I taught middle school science and tried to do some sort of hands-on activity every day. A lot of preparation was required. We had a parent take their child to Disney World for 2 weeks. This was right after Christmas when it was "less crowded". The mother came to me afterward and asked when I was going to start staying after school to do the activities for her child. 😮 NEVER!
Sour patch kid got me!! 😆😆😆😆
& now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head. Thanks! 😂 & yes, i remember enough of it to be annoying. I sang it to my bf one day recently. 😂 i dont remember why.
Gurl, if there are saints out here, it's the public dealing with the pUbLiC (esp. with them kiddos.) You might have the double halo these days, teacher folk. ❤😂
The gift that keeps on giving! 😂😂😂 Girl, you are hilarious! Love your videos!❤️
What are these parents on?! Omg!! 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️😂😂🤬😂😂😂
My craziest parent request hasn’t been as a teacher, but was when I worked as a resident assistant when I was in college getting my degree to become a teacher. I had a parent knock on my door during freshman move in. She told me that her son was a type 1 diabetic who often had low blood sugar during the night. When his blood sugar is low he will not wake up to alarms or phone calls from her so she wanted me to knock on his door multiple times a night, waking up both him and his roommate to make sure her son’s blood sugar wasn’t too low. If they didn’t answer the door she wanted me to use the master key to enter his room and administer emergency medications that she wanted me to store in the mini fridge in my bedroom! The poor son was so embarrassed and his roommate moved out ASAP, probably because the mother was calling multiple times a night and waking them both up and threatening to call 911 if they didn’t answer the phone.
Had a student with 36 accommodations for ADHD. Met with mom who wanted to add 17 more, including a daily phone call, lesson plans provided a month in advance and tests to be sent home prior to taking them in class... worse part, mom was admin in another district
No wonder admin sucks so much
Parent is truly taking advantage of the SPED program. At that rate, it would be better to have the child stay at home and expect the child to learn than to waste the resources of the school system. It is obvious that there is no real expectation of the child becoming a real contributing citizen. As a parent and grandparent, who was ADHD before medication was used to make sure a student did their work and learn to try to control their behavior, I suggest that in addition to medication and multiple accommodations, the parents should insist that their child put more effort into learning and behaving. There are behavioral specialists that can work with the family to this end. I understand that we don’t want to use physical punishment on children but there are other ways to get the child to understand that more is required of them. Sometimes stating the situation in a way that leaves no alternatives will get the child to do better. It worked for my son who was diagnosed with ADHD, moderately severe. Making teachers the only person responsible for the child learning doesn’t seem to work and is not fair to the other 25 or more students in the classroom.
When my son was in the 2nd grade he had a sub teacher. Him & a few friends were making trouble. His teacher called me & ask if he could stay after school. I said sure. We also had him apologize to his regularly teacher & write a letter to the sub teacher. Didn't ever have a problems after that
You need to go back to school. It’s He not him as a pronoun for the subject. It’s asked not ask for past tense.
While you may be correct, your manners are atrocities. If you feel the need to correct someone, try not to be so rude
@@user-zu4ry8bt4cit costs zero to be kind. If you want to put correcting people on your resume, please feel free to be an English teacher.
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Really?? That was your takeaway? Maybe you need to take a class in basic manners. I bet you’re lots of fun at parties!
The exorcism thing blew me away. These kids will be messed up bc their parents are messed up
Bottom line, I love this channel!
Your sense of humor is fantastic. The requests are insane, but your responses are soooo good.
These days parents don't want to parent their own children.
That father can add a few 000000s to that $20, then call me!!!!😂😂😂
At a private school we had to fix the kindergarten kids' girls' hair at the end of the day. We also had to make sure their Gucci clothes not get dirty. We would change the kids' clothes immediately when they get to school, then when it was time to go home change them back into the Gucci clothes. We also could lose some salary if the child lost a piece of clothing and the parent was upset over this loss. I went back to the public school system a few years later.
When I was a toddler teacher one mom wanted me to "train" her child to eat a food that the child absolutely hated.
I worked at a tutoring center where kids went after school and weekends. Had a parent ask if they could send their fifth grade kid in everyday with 'some candy' because eating lollipops during school work helped him concentrate. I said sure, thinking it would be a couple of lollipops but this kid was sent in with a grocery bag full of candy and a giant Mountain Dew looking like they just got out of trick-or-treating. I had to tell the parent to stop sending all of that, because the tutoring slot was only 45 minutes long, nobody needs a Halloween haul just to do some long division.
Y’all, I felt bad asking my younger son’s teacher if she had seen the hoodie he lost. These requests are 🤯