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BRO WHAT THE HELL

How does wand four work?

You're either a madman or a genius...

Gonna break this down for commenters to see for the highest accuracy I can get just for this! The first wand is a different way to use a trigger, it turns out that delayed spellcast is a trigger with an innate "draw 3" attached to it, and due to both its unique properties, it tends to remain in one location, this is further used with orbiting arc to keep it super locked in place along with 3 lifetime downs (you can sub in a divide by 2 here if you cant find anymore which I suggest) which actually makes the delayed spellcast an infiniwisp, along with add trigger and bloodlust, the wand is about to become a loop with pollen. For already infinite lifetime spells that are just going to using pollen loops, bloodlust is a cheap and common choice that you can find on any run; this is all on an add trigger applying the effects to the delayed spellcast AND making it a trigger. Ok, lets analyze what we have: An infinite lifetime trigger spell that when activated is going to draw: ? It will draw this: Expiration trigger into giant spitter bolt, (when expires) -> reduce spread into side to side draw of: pollen, long distance cast (this is another draw injective!) What's happening here is that the side to side draw is changed on the angle, as it turns out because the delayed spellcast infiniwisp has no speed, the giant spitter bolt travels at a 90 degree angle, which the side to side draws: pollen (this is sent up) and long distance cast (this is sent down) the reason this is done is likely to keep the infiniwisp pollen engine more "separate" from the worm spawner, which we get into. Now let's get into what long distance cast draws Long distance cast finds and draws: Timer trigger, looks and finds -> worm launcher! Worm launcher, after time will: Find gold to power, GtP has nothing to do, so it looks for a target to draw on, it finds draw 3, and draw 3 calls: Concentrated light, Chain bolt, and an add trigger. The add trigger looks for a target and finds matosade. Finally, matosade's trigger finds digging blast. Astute counters can tell that delayed spellcast has only drawn one, so technically you can fill in the draw operand with whatever junk you want, but lets finally look again in our context to what wand 1 is doing! An infinite lifetime Delayed spellcast trigger, that when hitting an object will: Spawn a spitter bolt that falls down, spitter bolt draws a pollen above it, to cause step 1 to happen again, and a long distance cast below it. Long distance cast will spawn a smaller worm that on a timer, will draw something itself. It finds GtP (gold to power), gold to power finds draw 3 and draw 3 finds concentrated light, chain bolt, and a trigger matosade, then matosade draws a digging blast. Since the worm launcher will draw the matosade AND the GtP projectiles, they end up aligned with gravity, ergo point downwards, chain bolt is used to kill the actual matosade worms, while concentrated light is an optimization choice, since concentrated light will delete corpses, which ends up with a less laggy heart machine! I can go over the other wands to, I'm always willing to help noitas :3

Factory in noita. Good work

wtf is this sorcery

Nice setup. With the Matosade heart farm setup even without the rapid fire Heartmage you still should be able to get hundreds of thousands in no time, which is way more than you should need. And if it was me, I'd do all this only to die to a single shot from the Heartmage by getting hit once when leaving before the debuffs all wear off. Definitely cool to see infinite HP without having to do a 34 orb run, though.

Modded Noita... You as good as cheated to put all that together.

don't tell me you know how to play noita if you don't do it

..but some sort of curse blocked the increase of maximum health! Dev's were 10 steps ahead.

I never knew that the game gave up counting health at some point

the polymorphine in my pocket:

ГОША РУЛИТ!

Your dream after you play too much Noita:

лол что, на пк появилась кнопка "перевести", я ждал 4, нет, 5 тысяч лет

As a person who never played Noita, this is really looked for me as a weird incomprehensible ancient magic

and here i thought that he was going to shift water into ambrosia, but DAAAMN

…what kinda nurse dancing is this?!

Fire be taking millions of hp per tick

Breaking the reroll machine and getting infinite hp with thousand of free rerolls is much easier honestly

i am disgusted and captivated

this made me audibly say "neat"

This doesn't work anymore, does it? Wiki claims "Unlike normal Jättimato, they can't drop extra max health upgrades when killed. "

you just faqqin died :D

i love how he hovers over the spells like im supposed to know what the fuck is going on

The polymortphine in question:

actual fucking insanity what the fuck

I just can't belive that the more i try to learn about Noita the less i undwrstand it 😂

this is just insane?

I have no idea what's going on here

I've seen ridiculous shit in this game but never at this level of insanity

Mfs who collect all these ingredients in a single run "I need infinite health"

i really hope he had polymorph immunity

bro this game is so retarded i love it!

the video just gets progressively more and more cool

how the heck did you get this far without picking up any health increases before this???

Holy moly, my bro is cooking some serious numbers. Great wand-building skills

you're making me ashamed of my 70 hours of gameplay

???????????????

heartmaxxing

That's one of the craziest noita science vids I've seen.

Bruh...

The wand lowers your max hp so you can pick up more hearts? I don't know if i understand right

glass cannon enjoyers seething

А потом он упал в полиморфин и его застрелил гном с одной пули.

New to noita, i've no idea whats going on, but thanks.

How did you do this?

you just got noita'd

I feel smarter for having watched this.