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Annihilation VS The Quickening. OR - Appolumi VS Zoopoieo Sunday, November 24th 2024 7:30 a.m. 33º now. 43º later. Snow. Abraham believes it of the God who is quickening the dead… dear friend… …And calling what is not as if it were. - That’s what we find in Romans 4:17. What an amazing passage, this Romans 4:17 is. It’s even more amazing when you discover that the word “dead” there is PLURAL. God is quickening the dead-plural. That is, God is quickening the died-ones. Is there any qualifier on “the dead” ??? Well, the so-called “christian” dude comes along and insists that God is NOT going to quicken ALL the dead, just some of the dead. God is going to quicken just him and his “christian” friends. But the qualifier on Romans 4:17… is God is going to quicken THE DEAD… Not those who are not dead. And somehow, the “christian” party-line infers that they themselves, will not be party to this death thing. You see - “all have sinned” says the scripture. And “the soul that sinneth, it shall DIE” Says another scripture. And just in case you don’t think this death thing is serious… “Christ died for all, therefore all died” - Says 2nd Cor 5:14. You see, God’s blueprints are His. And He may or may not share them with us anytime soon. But His blueprints are His. And He will follow them. And God is “calling what is not as if it were.” We may look at the situation and say “Nah, not happening.” - But who the hell are we? We foolishly look around and we see “what is” and we “call it like we see it.” - And aren’t we silly? “Appearance is everything, reality is nothing” as I like to sarcastically say. What the hell do we know? So, we’ve got this word in the Bible: “Appolumi”. And it’s a tough word to translate into English. Why? Because English idiom, is kind of wild compared to Greek idiom. You see “appolumi” could be referring to LOST sheep or a DESTROYED city. Or, it could be referring to someone who PERISHED at sea. That’s it: Lost, Perished, or Destroyed. But the calloused “christian” comes along and tosses in a new word - “annihilation” to add sorrow on sorrow for the sinner. The word “annihilation” is not found in any bible translation I know of. But yet, there’s a whole brand of “christians” out there who claim to be “annihilationists.” - They claim there is no way God is ever going to save the sinner from his plight of endless death. And yet, God is quickening the dead-all of them. (The word “dead” in Romans 4:17 is PLURAL after all.) The “annihilationist” is making up his own plotline… and it’s not the vocab of God. They will never tell you that “God is quickening the dead.” And for sure will not tell you that the word DEAD in Romans 4:17 is plural. Why? Well, you see, it might put a crack in the wall of their theology. But the scriptures - especially from Paul… don’t hold back, in revealing “the power of God” in the resurrection of Christ and of the “dead” (plural). See Romans 1:4 and I Corinthians 15 - the whole chapter. Also see Paul’s many references to “the power of God” in relation to the resurrection… PERIOD!!! And check this out: I TIM 6:13 I am charging you in the sight of God, Who is vivifying-[quickening ZOOPOIEOING] all, and of Jesus Christ, Who testifies in the ideal avowal before Pontius Pilate, So, not only does Romans 4:17 boldly proclaim that God is VIVIFYING the “dead” (plural)… but I TIM 6:13… leaves no doubt about the divine intention of God with his creatures. - He is quickening all. What we have before us is a battle of words and their meanings. We have APPOLUMI on one side of the ring… doing battle with ZOOPOIEO on the other side of the ring. In the dark world of pagan “christianity” APPOLUMI is the winner. The LOST sinner is forever LOST. The DESTRUCTION of the sinner is endless. The sinner shall PERISH and nothing can be done about it. APPOLUMI wins. Never mind that Jesus said “I am the RESURRECTION and the LIFE.” (John 11:25). Here in John 11:25 we have both words that have to do with LIFE… we have ANASTASIS and ZOOPOIEO. Anastasis is a fine word. It has to do with STANDING UP after you have been asleep or after you have been raised from the dead. The Greek elements of the word (Anastasis) are “UP-STAND”. - a fine word. But, as impressive as Anastasis is… Zoopoieo is way more impressive and important in its meaning, form and function… to our faith. You see, the Greek elements of the word Zoopoieo is “LIVE-DO”. There is a weakness in “UP-STAND” that we don’t find in “LIVE-DO”. God can resurrect a fellow without quickening him. God did that to Jesus’ friend Lazarus. And to a few others in the Bible. But when it came to Jesus’ own “resurrection” the action word “LIVE-DO” takes us far beyond the idea of “UP-STAND”. Of course, Jesus stood up after God raised Him from the dead. But once He “stood up”… we could see things we never saw in Lazarus’ resurrection or others’ resurrection in the Bible, who were merely raised from the dead… only to go on and die again. There was LIGHT… even His garments were bright. There was POWER… He was not constrained by walls, or - shall we say - by time… or the necessity of food, although He did eat with the disciples, after His resurrection. He ascended to the Father twice. He told Mary “Don’t touch me, for I have not yet ascended” - then after He ascended, He told Doubting Thomas, “Touch me.” - then 40 days later, He ascended again, to the Father… to sit at His right. The word “LIVE-DO” comes to mind. The normal restrictions on Jesus’ “life” after His resurrection from the dead… were all gone. And guess what - He then became “the quickening spirit” (I COR 15:45) meaning that anything and everything He touches comes to life in the same way He came to life after His experience on the cross. And dare we say… He shall touch all. All shall LIVE-DO… in Him. He is the RESURRECTION AND THE QUICKENING, and He is QUICKENING ALL… See John 11:25 and I TIM 6:13. The doubting “christians” doubt the Christ’s resurrection had any real significance. They spend their entire lives telling everyone that they can only save themselves by doing any number of things that will “save them” - including: repent, obey, believe, etc. They see limits on ZOOPOIEO… and they see no limits on APPOLUMI. Jesus DID NOT say “I am the destroyer.” He said “I am the RESURRECTION and the LIFE. Listen… the purpose of APPOLUMI (lost, destroyed, perished) is to highlight and make known the GLORY OF GOD IN THE RESURRECTION and VIVIFICATION OF ALL. The LOST sheep can and will be found - for, the Shepard seeks the LOST - “UNTIL” He finds it. The DESTROYED city can be rebuilt. The PERISHED can and will be REDEEMED by God and Christ, our Kinsman Redeemer. God saves the lost. If the LOST are lost permanently- then let’s face it… GOD IS A LOSER. And GOD IS *THE* LOSER. “If one died for all… all died!!!” - 2nd Cor 5:14. “Abraham believes it of the God, who is QUICKENING the dead (plural) and calling what is not as if were !!!” - Romans 4:17. “Designated Son of God with power by the resurrection of the dead (plural).” - Romans 1:4. “For even as in Adam, all die, so in Christ shall all be QUICKENED” - 1 COR 15:22. “…in the sight of God, who is QUICKENING all…” 1 TIM 6:13. Thank God for the APPOLUMI (lost, destroyed, perished). And thank God for THE ALL whom He QUICKENS at the consummations of the eons (I COR 10:11, HEB 9:26) and the consummation of the QUICKENING - I COR 15:24. Christ’s death and resurrection will prove to be the thing that changes all. He came out of the tomb, as the new humanity, the new creation, the new man… the old humanity has been given its eviction notice. The Second Man and the Last Adam. (I Cor 15:45 & 47) The “christians’” belief that a sinner saves himself will gloriously be proven wrong. God is the Savior. And God is the Savior of all. (I TIM 4:10). Salvation is the work of God. How lovely that we don’t have to trust our own abilities to save us from the APPOLUMI of death and destruction, the lost condition, our perishing state. God bless God. God bless His eonian purpose. (Eph 3:11). Rejoice. Ace Theo, Of the Ace Theological Saloon and Soiree. P.S. He is the Quickening Spirit. Who can stand in His way?? Grace.

Aaaaa 3:55

3:55 Is When Bat Pees.

3:55 is when Bart pees.

Debate starts at 14:40

3:57 “THE CHILD, HAS WETTED HIS TROUSERS.”

BRO I THOUGHT IT WAS A KIDS SHOW 2:57

The scriptures teach eternal destruction away for the presence of the lord or the second death. And Jesus himself warned people to pluck out eyes and cut off limbs not to suffer in the fire that is not quenched and where the worm dirty not , I don't think your opinion on what is right or wrong or fair matters , toy either have eternal life before you when you put your faith in Jesus or eternal destruction for rejecting the free gift of salvation by grace through faith . People are not saved by how good they are by because Jesus Christ died for their sins and they trust in him as their saviour.all our good works are as filthy rags before God .but thanks for sharing.

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Bart needs to wear diapers

His dad made him pee his pants!

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Universalism is a theological and philosophical requirement. To say it is false(despite its dcriptural coherence and theological and philosophicsl necessity) because "Hitler would be saved" is very weak. For starters, it would not be "Hitler", it would be the soul that was Hitler, but st the moment of his Salvation, it would no longer be the same personality and would be redeemed. It is no difference, btw, had Hitler repented. You would still believe he would have been saved for all who repent are saved. So, whats the problem here?

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2:57 says "Make an ass of yourself!"

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Interesting watching man debate…. Non man? I almost wish the chickens got a chance! 🐓 Does this still work if you preach to the computer? Who in hades is Monty burns? 😂 🔥

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GOD, WHO IS QUICKENING THE DEAD AND CALLING WHAT IS NOT AS IF IT WERE -- ROMANS 4:17.

As a universalist I believe Christians will be punished and non Christians all the more. 2 Corinthians 5:10 For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ, that each one may receive in the body his due for things done whether good or bad. 1 Corinthians 3 11 For no one can lay a foundation other than the one which is laid, which is Jesus Christ. 12 Now if anyone builds on the foundation with gold, silver, precious stones, wood, hay, or straw, 13 each one’s work will become evident; for the day will show it because it is to be revealed with fire, and the fire itself will test [e]the quality of each one’s work. 14 If anyone’s work which he has built on it remains, he will receive a reward. 15 If anyone’s work is burned up, he will suffer loss; but he himself will be saved, yet only so as through fire. 16 Do you not know that you are a temple of God and that the Spirit of God dwells in you? 17 If anyone destroys the temple of God, God will destroy that person; for the temple of God is holy, and that is what you are. Hebrews 10: 26 If we deliberately go on sinning after we have received the knowledge of the truth, no further sacrifice for sins remains, 27but only a fearful expectation of judgment and of raging fire that will consume all adversaries. James 3: 1Do not become teachers in large numbers, my brothers, since you know that we who are teachers will incur a stricter judgment James 5: 12But above all, my brothers and sisters, do not swear, either by heaven or by earth or with any other oath; but [l]your yes is to be yes, and your no, no, so that you do not fall under judgment. Revelation 2: 20But I have this against you, that you tolerate the woman Jezebel, who calls herself a prophetess, and she teaches and leads My bond-servants astray so that they commit sexual immorality and eat things sacrificed to idols. 21I gave her time to repent, and she does not want to repent of her sexual immorality. 22Behold, I will throw her on a bed of sickness, and those who commit adultery with her into great tribulation, unless they repent of her deeds. 23And I will kill her children with plague, and all the churches will know that I am He who searches the minds and hearts; and I will give to each one of you according to your deeds. Revelation 3: 15‘I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot; I wish that you were cold or hot. 16So because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will vomit you out of My mouth. 17Because you say, “I am rich, and have become wealthy, and have no need of anything,” and you do not know that you are wretched, miserable, poor, blind, and naked, 18I advise you to buy from Me gold refined by fire so that you may become rich, and white garments so that you may clothe yourself and the shame of your nakedness will not be revealed; and eye salve to apply to your eyes so that you may see. 19Those whom I love, I rebuke and discipline; therefore be zealous and repent. 2 Corinthians 5:10, 1 Corinthians 3:11-17, Hebrews 10: 26-27, James 3: 1, James 5: 12, Revelation 2: 20-23, Revelation 3: 15-19

Wth did I just watch??

One of my friends wet his pants in elementary school and he went home wet more than once because he had two accidents. Our teachers were angry with him long before he moved to San Luis Obispo California. He even wet his pants in the boys restroom at one of my friends' high school too from what I heard on the phone from one of my friends from middle school and her teachers were also angry. That doesn't surprise me.

Bro pees his pants 3:56

3:55 uh

3:55 is when Bart pees.

It is also hilarious I have not ever peed my pants but I did poop my pants a couple of times

Homer J Simpson you have reached the peak of your adult humor you literally cheat code your son until he literally peed his pants and you did not care about him! Homer J Simpson I am sending you to 2 months in prison for child abuse

Bart pee in his pants

The dot 😂

HIC- 12 GLASSES?????????

Bart be like: OH F*CK I NEED TO PISS

Short funny sketch I made using short snippets from several different Simpsons episodes, including Miracle on Evergreen Terrace and Homer Simpson in Kidney Trouble.

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Aww man Strike three and he'll have to wear diapers

Shut up shut up

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