- 159
- 133 779
MystiQ
United States
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 21 ธ.ค. 2011
Aunt Sue
Thanks for watching! If you enjoyed it why not like and subscribe!
I learned how to nap while the house was on fire
And how to cook meth in an air fryer
I learned how to take selfies at my grandma’s funeral
Yee
[Verse 2]
Daddy said, “You’re one in a million”
Turns out he meant no priest would touch me in confession
I took Hit Me Baby One More Time literally
Now the cops won’t let me be me
[Chorus]
Ooh
We all got our demons
Like regret and awkward feelings
Like the time I got caught sniffin’ Aunt Sue’s underwear
Oh
Next time, I’ll wait till she’s not there
I’d sell my soul to Jesus, but he ghosted my plea
Now I’m stuck binge-watchin’ Maury on free TV
I’m never on time
[Verse 3]
I borrowed Monica’s dress for a night on the town
Now I've got gonorrhea somehow
Mom said I was special-“one of a kind”
But I joined a pyramid scheme selling my own kidney online
[Chorus]
Ooh
We all got our demons
Like regret and awkward feelings
Like the time I got caught sniffin’ Aunt Sue’s underwear
Oh
Next time, I’ll wait till she’s not there
I tried therapy, but they kicked me out
Said, “We can’t help someone who thinks his anus has gout”
I’m never on time
[Verse 4]
Yee
I learned how to drive on a Fisher-Price car
At 5 back from the bar
Mom’s best advice was through
Drinkin’
And letting it slide
And yellin’, “You’re the reason I’ve died inside”
I learned how to nap while the house was on fire
And how to cook meth in an air fryer
I learned how to take selfies at my grandma’s funeral
Yee
[Verse 2]
Daddy said, “You’re one in a million”
Turns out he meant no priest would touch me in confession
I took Hit Me Baby One More Time literally
Now the cops won’t let me be me
[Chorus]
Ooh
We all got our demons
Like regret and awkward feelings
Like the time I got caught sniffin’ Aunt Sue’s underwear
Oh
Next time, I’ll wait till she’s not there
I’d sell my soul to Jesus, but he ghosted my plea
Now I’m stuck binge-watchin’ Maury on free TV
I’m never on time
[Verse 3]
I borrowed Monica’s dress for a night on the town
Now I've got gonorrhea somehow
Mom said I was special-“one of a kind”
But I joined a pyramid scheme selling my own kidney online
[Chorus]
Ooh
We all got our demons
Like regret and awkward feelings
Like the time I got caught sniffin’ Aunt Sue’s underwear
Oh
Next time, I’ll wait till she’s not there
I tried therapy, but they kicked me out
Said, “We can’t help someone who thinks his anus has gout”
I’m never on time
[Verse 4]
Yee
I learned how to drive on a Fisher-Price car
At 5 back from the bar
Mom’s best advice was through
Drinkin’
And letting it slide
And yellin’, “You’re the reason I’ve died inside”
มุมมอง: 2
วีดีโอ
MystiQ Trailer
มุมมอง 59 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
Welcome to MystiQ - Where Curiosity Inspires Creation! Dive into a universe where exploration knows no bounds. From the mysteries of the cosmos to the cutting edge of technology, the beats of an alien DJ to the thrill of epic gaming, MystiQ takes you on a journey through imagination, discovery, and adventure. 🌌🎮🎵 🌟 What to Expect: Science Simplified: Unravel the secrets of the universe with dee...
Generals Zero Hour: Contra X 1 vs 7 Hard - Unleashing the Widow
มุมมอง 70014 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
Map Name: Whiteout Face the ultimate test of strategy in this icy battlefield as the Cybernetic General takes on 7 Hard AI opponents! Will the power of the Widow bring victory, or will the enemy overwhelm? You can install the mod here: www.gentool.net/ Like, Comment, & Share! 😉 Thanks for Watching! #commandandconquerzerohour #contraX #RTSgame #pcgaming #zerohour #gameplay #generals #eagames #cy...
Generals Zero Hour: Contra X 1 vs 7 Hard
มุมมอง 15914 วันที่ผ่านมา
Map Name: Persian Gulf Island You can install the mod here www.gentool.net/ Like, Comment & Share 😉 Thanks For Watching #commandandconquerzerohour #gaming #pcgaming #zerohour #gameplay #generals #eagames #challengeeverything #strategy #subscribe #2024 #RTS
Generals Zero Hour: Shockwave Chaos mod 1 vs 7 Hard
มุมมอง 4014 วันที่ผ่านมา
Map Name: Persian Gulf Island You can install the mod here www.gentool.net/ Like, Comment & Share 😉 Thanks For Watching #commandandconquerzerohour #gaming #pcgaming #zerohour #gameplay #generals #eagames #challengeeverything #strategy #subscribe #2024 #RTS
Generals Zero Hour: Shockwave Chaos mod 1 vs 7 Hard
มุมมอง 8621 วันที่ผ่านมา
ap Name: Persian Gulf Island You can install the mod here www.gentool.net/ Like, Comment & Share 😉 Thanks For Watching #commandandconquerzerohour #gaming #pcgaming #zerohour #gameplay #generals #eagames #challengeeverything #strategy #subscribe #2024 #RTS
Generals Zero Hour: Firestorm 1 vs 7 Hard
มุมมอง 20221 วันที่ผ่านมา
Map Name: Persian Gulf Island You can install the mod here www.gentool.net/ Like, Comment & Share 😉 Thanks For Watching #commandandconquerzerohour #gaming #pcgaming #zerohour #gameplay #generals #eagames #challengeeverything #strategy #subscribe #2024 #RTS
GLA vs USA Command & Conquer Generals Zero Hour - 1 vs 1 HARD Gameplay
มุมมอง 30หลายเดือนก่อน
Command & Conquer Generals Zero Hour - 1 vs 1 HARD Gameplay Map: Barren Badlands Like and subscribe if you enjoy
Dracula
มุมมอง 4992 หลายเดือนก่อน
Dracula" is an eerie and captivating track that draws listeners into a midnight world of shadows and mystery. The haunting chorus repeats, Midnight B-B-B-Blood Moon, Shadow Phantom, creating a hypnotic rhythm that stays with you. With powerful echoes of Dracula throughout, the song adds an edge of dark allure. Perfect for fans of catchy, stuttered beats and atmospheric music, Dracula blends coo...
Unlock Windows Administrative Tools: Take Full Control of Your PC!
มุมมอง 432 หลายเดือนก่อน
In this video, I'll show you how to unlock Windows Administrative Tools-a powerful suite of system management tools that lets you dig deep into your computer’s settings. I’ll guide you through creating a quick shortcut for easy access, using the path: %windir%\system32\control.exe /name Microsoft.AdministrativeTools Then, we’ll explore a few of the most useful tools like Event Viewer, Task Sche...
The Heist: Marcel's Master Plan Gone Wrong
มุมมอง 93 หลายเดือนก่อน
Marcel, an ex-waiter turned "mastermind," is down on his luck after being fired from his job. In a desperate attempt to turn his life around, he concocts an elaborate plan to rob what he believes is a bank. Watch as Marcel prepares for his daring heist, complete with crooked disguises, nonsensical blueprints, and his signature misplaced confidence. But there’s just one problem-when Marcel arriv...
Iron will, unbreakable!
มุมมอง 1563 หลายเดือนก่อน
The Battle of Zama was a decisive conflict fought in 202 BC during the Second Punic War between the Roman Republic, led by General Scipio Africanus, and the Carthaginian forces commanded by Hannibal Barca. This battle marked the end of the Second Punic War and solidified Rome's dominance in the Mediterranean. Summary: The battle took place on the plains of Zama, in North Africa, near present-da...
The Mars Colony - Episode 5: Shadows of Sabotage
มุมมอง 4884 หลายเดือนก่อน
As tensions rise within Mars City, Commander Alex Harper and his team face their greatest challenge yet. A devastating sabotage has shaken the colony to its core, leading to the loss of key personnel and the discovery of a dangerous plot. With Novagen's shadow looming over Mars, the colony's leaders must navigate political intrigue, prepare for possible conflict, and make critical decisions tha...
Feel the shadows closing in
มุมมอง 165 หลายเดือนก่อน
In this poignant visual and lyrical journey, we explore the harrowing and deeply personal experiences of Desert Storm. With a focus on the emotional and psychological impact of war. Through powerful imagery and moving lyrics, we aim to illuminate the complexities of war without taking sides. The video features iconic scenes from Desert Storm, including the dramatic footage of anti-aircraft arti...
Negative Mass: The Next Scientific Breakthrough?
มุมมอง 366 หลายเดือนก่อน
Negative Mass: The Next Scientific Breakthrough?
SpaceX Starship: From Starhopper to Mechazilla - The Journey So Far
มุมมอง 956 หลายเดือนก่อน
SpaceX Starship: From Starhopper to Mechazilla - The Journey So Far
Marcel’s Arrest: The Most Shocking Dinner Service Ever! 🚔🍽️
มุมมอง 476 หลายเดือนก่อน
Marcel’s Arrest: The Most Shocking Dinner Service Ever! 🚔🍽️
The Mars Colony: Episode 3 - A New Era Begins
มุมมอง 2.3K7 หลายเดือนก่อน
The Mars Colony: Episode 3 - A New Era Begins
Encased in Ice: The Huronian Glaciation
มุมมอง 3477 หลายเดือนก่อน
Encased in Ice: The Huronian Glaciation
Hypervelocity Stars: Escaping the Milky Way's Grasp
มุมมอง 4288 หลายเดือนก่อน
Hypervelocity Stars: Escaping the Milky Way's Grasp
Can Earth Survive a Major Solar Flare?
มุมมอง 3388 หลายเดือนก่อน
Can Earth Survive a Major Solar Flare?
Beyond Human: The Untold Potential of Animal Evolution
มุมมอง 728 หลายเดือนก่อน
Beyond Human: The Untold Potential of Animal Evolution
To an autistic person like me, ANY background music is distracting, but THIS makee.s your video unusable.
Sorry to hear it didn't work out for you. But thank you for letting me know why. I'm not a veteran TH-camr so I need information like that
Tell these stories to little children. This cannot work. You know it. So what is this? Just fiction.
Time will tell. Starship may be closer then you relize
@@MystiQ1.0 It doesn't matter when Starship starts or when the journey to Mars starts. Here is just 1 issue: Radiation. On Mars they worry about radiation. On the way they don't. This is nonsense. And there are more serious issues. They will prove Murphy law right.
I get what you're saying. It is just fiction, just a fun story I made up. I do believe our future is in the stars, and I believe it's only a matter of time no matter how difficult it is
It'll be 1000 feet high!
BS. We are already traveling on a spaceship through space....its called earth...look after it
And when a Earth ending asteroid comes our way you are ok with humanity ending there?
Dream on. Dream on. All a dream for idiots.
it would be easer and cheaper to ship up a nuke plant over solar. as solar is not so great on the earth, and has proven to be more of a fail on all the mars probs.
BACKGROUND MUSIC IS WAY TOO LOUD! ACTUALLY, NONE IS NEEDED AND NONE PREFERRED!!!
Thanks for the feedback! I think I fixed that in the next episodes
I keep having to do this. The paleomagnetic data is still highly conflicting. It is hard to find unmetamophosed LIPs in the Paleoproterozoic. You also have to remember that the GOE pumped less than 1% of O2 into the atmosphere. Did it play a role? Maybe. But it is still a hypothesis. At least you didn't say it was 300 million years long. I run into that a lot. It was not a single glaciation. There were three large advancements, each separated by normal passive margin deposits. There are NO cap carbonates in the Huronian rocks. The deposits are no thicker than they are today. The Huronian is a lithologic Supergroup. It is not a period of time.
The background music is too loud. It drowns out the dialogue in some scenes. Other than that, it's a Great video!
Well thank you! I appreciate that anything I can do to make it better is highly valuable to me. I am very happy you got some enjoyment out of it!
@@MystiQ1.0 Here is what I meant. You have a great voice, unlike the robo-stereotypical TH-camr voice of too many other TH-camrs who all sound the same in a dull monotone. Your voice is well-modulated with that unique ability to draw a watcher to the subject rather than the speaker. So the background sound being too loud takes away and diminishes your otherwise fantastic presentation. Keep making videos!
Even when I was a kid during the 1970s we've always thought about Mars for the moon or other places that we dreamed about colonizing well it's soon to be 2025 no answers yet because there is no technology that can handle that kind of environment but it is awesome to think what if it could happen
They land on tiny legs meant for an established landing pad, and then BINGO there is a large habitat; never get anything large down from the Starship with the spindly little elevator they are working on now. Will it eventually happen? If Elon doesn't keep his nutbag right wing views to himself in the future, he may sabotage his dream; he is starting to look like a security threat to the US government.
At 1/3 Earth gravity a smaller elevator still might deliver
why is the first section the same as Episode 1
It's the intro for this series
It starts the same way. The nit's different.
Microtubules are not just in the brain they are the structural Matrix of all cellular material
∆
I would love to have a presentation on what are the consequences of the current status of Earth's climate which is that we are currently near the end of the current interglacial, the Holocene, in an otherwise icehouse condition since the start of the Pleistocene (ref. NOAA , glaciations cycles) and the warming of the climate because we are dumping CO2 in the atmosphere. I believe the warming might save us from the next Glacial.
I've been thinking about that for a while. If I were to address our current climate I am thinking of presenting several possibilities. While we are dumping C02, I believe the effects might be negligible compared to the Sun. People are also hyper-sensitive on this subject of the current climate it's almost radioactive to touch it. Thanks for your comment I will think about making it!
Crazy thing is this, if a civilixation amassed the engery required to build a dyson Sphere.....they'd have so much energy that they wouldnt need to build a dysin sphere!
True. But I'm sure we will still do it when we can!
@@MystiQ1.0 I'm not trolling but seriously. do you really believe human Engineering will ever undertake such a massive project?
I'm skeptical of a Dyson sphere considering the strength of the material would have to be insane. A Dyson swarm however is very possible. If humans do not manage to exterminate ourselves I'd be surprised if we didn't take advantage of such raw power.
Los hipercanes son extremadamente muy enormes y potentes
Si!
More AI generated crap! sheesh! when will it ever stop. Do people not have any imagination left!
I definitely use AI for a lot of things since I don't have a team or studio. But the story came from me
@@MystiQ1.0 Ok fair point. I didn't really mean to offend you. But this has all been done before. and with just 261 subscribers your not going to win any popular contests any time soon. People are relying on AI to generate content to much these days.
This is correct, on episode 4 of the Mars colony I've begun to start animating the characters to give it a little more depth. But if you watch it you'll see I'm definitely a beginner. I have some ideas for new stuff but the truth is I'll likely always be standing on the shoulders of giants, I'm mostly just having fun making videos in ways I never could before
@@bickleigh2829 you appear to be very negative and a bit miserable
@@MystiQ1.0 good luck.
THERE IS WATER THERE ON MARS AND WHERE THERE IS WATER THERE IS LIFE AND SCIENTISTS SAY THAT MARS HAD AN ATMOSPHERE MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO AND THE MARSIANS DESTROYED IT MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO BY A CATACATATROFY 😔
Fascinating, merci.
Cool video just hard to hear the voice🤗👍
Stupid fxxking AI voice! TH-cam, please dont recommend this channel ever again!
My buddy told me I should be using my own voice. I hate hearing my own voice it makes me cringe, but if I get more comments like yours I might give it a shot. Thank you sometimes I need feedback like this
@@MystiQ1.0 yeah I get it. I think it's quite a common thing to not like the sound of your own voice. I know I don't either.
it returned Congratulations spaceX 😎😎😎
Flappy did it's job!
Awesome work i felt like i was watching an intro to a new game. well done🤗
2:12 her excitement is very overwhelming.
😂👍
Cool funny but i have to turn the volume way up to hear them talk. Other than that awesome.🤗👍
Thanks 👍 Agreed it came in a bit quiet
Awesome work my friend. funny cool animations. Can't wait to see your next videos🤗🤣👍
Hey I appreciate that! Thanks
@@MystiQ1.0 fake ass comments
Ok 😆
Well done😁👍
Why do we have to listen to AI narration
I don't have the greatest mic setup, but mostly I lack confidence in my voice being an improvement
Creates carbon ash and is good for the plants that grow after
they are gonna sink it within a cpl of months or days
Good!
Thank you! Cheers!
I like the way you present the data, and why we believe that these events happen and how - keep up the good work - and thanks for a good video
Thank you very much!
Cool vid awesome music nice work😁
Thanks so much, I appreciate your support!
Gravity is not a force. It's an effect. The resistance of the mass to being accelerated. Down voted and reported as flat earth nonsense.
Gravity is often described in two different ways depending on the context: as a force and as an effect.In classical physics, following Newton's laws, gravity is considered a force. It's seen as an attractive force that acts between all masses. Newton's theory describes gravity as a pull between objects that depends on their masses and the distance between them.However, in the theory of general relativity introduced by Einstein, gravity is described not as a force but as a curvature of spacetime caused by mass and energy. According to this view, what we perceive as the force of gravity is actually the effect of objects moving along the curved paths determined by this spacetime curvature.So, whether gravity is considered a force or an effect depends on the theoretical framework being used. In Newtonian physics, it's a force; in general relativity, it's an effect of spacetime curvature.
@@MystiQ1.0 both of them are wrong. It's plain to see that gravity is an effect. The resistance of the mass to being accelerated. Mass does not create acceleration. Its inert and has no force without acceleration. F=ma. Mass TIMES Acceleration equals Force. Newton's gravitational attraction is flat out wrong. This is clearly demonstrated by Galileo's ball drops from the Tower of Pisa. But flat earthers like Newton and Einstein dismissed it as a thought experiment because it didn't fit in with their flat earth view of the universe. The non-existence of gravitational attraction was later proven by Scott with a hammer and feather on the moon. When two objects of disproportionate mass fall at the same rate, there is no gravitational attraction. Furthermore, the laws of physics are equally applicable in ALL frames of reference. What happens you rotate the frame horizontally. The object now falls from the truck and impacts the trailing vehicle. Is that gravitational attraction or Acceleration? Your boy Einstein didn't understand basic physics which is why he concocted his Spacetime fantasy universe ruled by gravity in order to peddle his relativity nonsense. Mass doesn't curve space. Motion curves space. The earth rotating on its axis is the same physics as a merry-go-round rotating on its axis. The mass of the earth is being accelerated OUTWARD and FORWARD creating curved space. Explain how the mass of the earth is being pulled downward when its clearly being accelerated outward. The only thing Einstein got right was the properties of light. Even then he didn't understand that those very same properties made light am absolute reference marker in which to measure All other motion against. There is no Special Relativity when you have an absolute reference marker. There is no general relativity because gravity doesn't exist. I commend you for trying to obfuscate your flat earth physics by wrapping Newton's gravitational attraction and Einstein’s warped space nonsense around it. But people who understand actual physics, can properly analyze the experiments, can see right through the nonsense.
Hey I want to tell you I really appreciate you putting your comments out here I think it's very valuable to hear from you, I do want to let you know though I'm in no way shape or form a flat earther.
@@MystiQ1.0 by your video, you are very much a flat earther. Either take it down and redo it using actual science or be labeled a flat earther. F=ma. It's Mass TIMES Acceleration that creates a force. Mass by itself is not a force. E=mc. Mass comes from Acceleration. The conversation of atomic energy to radiant energy via Acceleration. The less acceleration the object has, the more mass it contains. Why does cold water have more mass than hot water? The proper frame of reference for an object is its acceleration factor. Since you are using mass as the frame of reference, you are indeed a flat earther. Someone who doesn't understand basic physics.
Propaganda at its FINEST sponsored by NASA = NAZI 🤡
Wut
In a word, NO. The earth will survive, people probably not so much. Even if the event doesnt take us out, how many alive today know how to live without modern technology? You would see "civilization " devolve into chaos in a matter of hours. Dont be caught inside a beltway somewhere afterwards.
Yeah I avoided speaking about the humans so much because we don't have as good a chance as rebounding as quickly as the Earth in my opinion
@@MystiQ1.0 the Carrington event in the 1800s did damage, but for the most part people were fine. But in the 1800s people knew how to feed themselves without the local Kroger. Now no one could even preserve food for linger than a few days. And thats not to mention the fact that our magnetosphere has weakened considerably over the last 200 years. The bigger concern would be the possibility of a pole shift. Something that could cause that global flood that every culture seems to have an ancient story about. Would take an x class event, but its the thing that's gonna take us out. Had one miss us by about 24 hours a few months back.
Dogman kills bear everytime bro dont you watch internets
I just looked up what Dogman was, wow what a rabbit hole 😆
Or ... The bear could be cleaning the mud off its paws before it gets down in the pads.
Yeah this is a bit of anecdotal evidence from outdoorsmen and hunter accounts.
Your mother is also classified as one of the largest predators on earth
🤣
Man Eater.
I don’t believe that for a minute he has no predators to worry about he is alpha in the woods and kicking leaves is gonna leave a bigger track to follow
It's crazy but it can happen th-cam.com/video/yvqtQ1CRJsQ/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=BrushBuckWildlifeTours And here they actually attacked th-cam.com/video/0HF0Q77G-B0/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=HBKennel
@@MystiQ1.0 i still don’t think that’s what it’s about it would cause a bigger track and something hunting it besides a human can smell it
@@derkisdonenow6472 The claim that bears cover their tracks to avoid detection, particularly noted among grizzly bears, is indeed more anecdotal and not widely documented in scientific literature. Here is an article of such accounts www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/arctic-bears-bear-intelligence/779/ Also yeah anything with a good nose could track it I agree there, not saying they are good at covering their trail
@@MystiQ1.0 yeah I’m not trying to say why they do it it could be to spread the scent to make them harder to track i just think to say that’s what they are doing as fact is wrong when we have no idea why animals do most of the stuff they do unless it’s related to territory or breeding
That's true until we can really get into the brain of a bear we can't say for sure, bears are highly intelligent compared to many other mammals so I can at least say it wouldn't surprise me if this is the reasoning of this behavior. In these short videos I can't really make the context. Perhaps I should dive into this more in a long form video
Thorium reactors would be the future
They are so safe! I don't know why more people aren't talking about that
Nice work, cool stuff, nice vibes
Thanks! I saw your recent retro video that was 🔥
Np thanks glad you like it@@MystiQ1.0
Please at leave a source
Updated the description to include the source of this information, thanks for the comment! 😀
Que tema "ochentero" 🇨🇼🇲🇽
*promosm*
It will never happen?
If it does, it wont be easy
A One-Way ticket?
For months, yes, I'm confident we could, but years, I questioned un l es they'd have very tied working teams and crews...
blue is innacuratly deep, nepture's true color is a very pale blue
Fascinating...noted