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Boy wait till they reach the year 40,000.

It's called "Human Rights" for a reason

Kallos?

This is brilliant.

Makes me proud to be human

They always think we'd not have a chance against advanced alien life. Turns out, we're the Satoru Gojo of species 😂😂😂

Ss hot wheels. Lmao

I feed off of sarcastic mirth! Great storyline!

Yeet cannon... Write that down RAMIREZ- Foley

This is both hilarious and exhilarating at the same time. Proud to be human lol😂😂😂 ("What kind of species does that?!?")

Not gonna lie. This sounds like it would make a great story for book series.

come on every time they talk about the horrors this foolish woman comes in having done it or was about to do it? if that happened to me i'd think someone is f*cking with me.

I heard Blood upon the risers brains on the chute, intestines were dangling from their paratrooper boots. Every morning while in jump school

The story was fun, but how can an alien meet Alex undisguised i a public space before first contact?

they made a list on what not to do buy they did every one of them😂😂😂😂😂

Aliens" He didn't fight back he just started coughing on everyone and spitting. Me with TB and the rare full natural immunity... Welcome to the dark ages buddy.. 😎

No chill?

Not humans *AMERICAN* humans.

"we need to figure out why free healthcare isn't free".

Warhammer 40k X Helldivers II Aliens: 💀

Thos whole story is some shitty, human pseudo-tough guy with a ueart of gold feel good moment.

Super earth cousin

Humans are the Canadians of galactic races

who ever win the war is justice -Human probably

Chen. Ugh....thumb down automatically 👎

the yeet cannon got me

0:10 Look at the left, somewhere in the back *ahem* IS THAT FREIZA!?!?!???

I find the premise that an entire species was galacticly banned from having war hilarious.

From the sound of it this Captain's first name was Bender😅

This story feels like an old sci-fi book, but full of meme references. I love it.

13:11 mini games

I have no idea what i just listened to, but I thoroughly enjoyed this story! I love the idea of diplomacy just being about weird pastries and reality bending coffee!

How do you weaponize FTL trav.....OOOOOOOH point taken

The gift that keeps on giving, the Hegemony efed up, poetic justice. A Galactic STD. Fitting.😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂

Look i ain't saying that using FTL drive to turn planets into swish cheese is ethical...... BUTTT..... IT IS efficient...

COLD and FAST Souldrinkers!

Im not gonna lie, i thought this was gonna be like some sort of video like a warhammer 40k scenerio. But i didnt expect leave with knowledge and wisedom. Good video overall

Laws of physics? More like suggestions

THE YEET CANON

27:44 not the chille😂😂

I am ready for you intergalactic conquest now

For me, it’s so hard to stick on one of these stories

AFTER HEARING THIS STORY I AM REALLY PROUD OF BEING HUMAN ALLRIGHT!!!!! ....

This seems to be ai generated from the script to the images used.

YEa... had fun with union built in Alaska, the buildings tended to collapse after a heavy snow. performing arts center and sports arena both union built and both had leaking roofs and failing foundations, both also went massivly over budget and took way longer than supposed to get built, non union built roughly the same size were about 2/3 the cost and took 1/2 the time.

if you don't turn a black hole in golf game how do you know its war crime or not?

Fun stories! Just...if you're going to run subtitles, could someone do a bit of standardizing the language?

Nah bro that's impossible to watch. You could AT LEAST put effords into writing a description by yourself instead of copy-pasting it from chat-gpt

just so you guys know the strongest theoretical weapon that could be possible to build in real life is a black hole bomb by containing it with a bunch of mirrors and launching a beam inside it and gets deflected by mirrors inside basically making a particle accelerator out of a fking blackhole you can take energy out of the blackhole for electricity and power that can power a whole galaxy depending on the size but if you dont take it the energy would compile and basically explode making a galaxy sized atomic bomb im not making this up just search blackhole bomb and the existential crisis animation guy pops up those guys are legit

The most surprising thing about this is that the people (humans) aren't killing each other for land