How a Bored Private Broke the Galaxy’s Best Shields with a 9mm | HFY

When humanity made first contact with the galaxy, we expected to be the ones playing catch-up. Instead, thanks to one bored Private with a pistol, we flipped galactic military doctrine on its head.
Join Captain Rodriguez and her crew as they navigate the aftermath of "The Thompson Incident"-the moment when a simple 9mm bullet shattered the invincible energy shields of the most advanced civilizations. Suddenly, humanity’s so-called primitive weapons became the hottest military tech in the galaxy.
From teaching aliens how to aim down sights to witnessing the birth of space trebuchets, this hilarious and action-packed tale explores how the simplest solutions can sometimes be the most effective-and why the galaxy should never underestimate human ingenuity.
🔹 The Great Galactic Garage Sale of Old-School Warfare
🔹 Aliens Discover Guns, Crossbows, and… Greek Fire?
🔹 Why Advanced Shields Failed Against Point and Click Warfare
🔹 The Rise of the USS Military Science Academy
Prepare for absurdity, innovation, and a whole lot of explosions as humanity reminds the galaxy that sometimes, the old ways really are the best ways.
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[@Meistroli]

Always amazes me That people still call modern powder Gunpowder.. When it has none of the chemicals of the orginal in it..

[@geofthompson3844]

As usual, you took something fun and dragged the arse out of it until it became annoying