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ALL PAWNS ALL HOPE
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 5 ก.ค. 2022
Chess by patzers for patzers
Rooks go oingo boingo
The Hedgehog may not be big, but she is small. Welcome back friends to our new and (debatably) improved remote setup. One of your spineless hosts got deported from his hometown/found educational opportunities in lands far away, necessitating the new setup. Hope this episode tickles your fancies.
#coward #chess #speedrun
#coward #chess #speedrun
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THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE SAUCE
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You merely adopted the sauce. We were born in it, molded by it. #coward #chess #speedrun
NEVER GIVE UP!
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They say in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. But in the land of sub-2000 chess, the sees-tactics-in-the-corner-of-the-board man is king. 00:00 Game 1 14:13 Game 2 #coward #chess #speedrun
We can't keep getting away with it
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Lower your opponent's expectations then pray he hangs something. Or play a good opening, up to you.
QUEEN SACRIFICE
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Our opponent asks: Why care? For the growing good of the world is partly dependent on unhistoric acts, and that things are not so ill with you and me as they might have been is half owing to the number who lived peacefully, a hidden life, and rest in unvisited tombs. Oh and also elo.
Why do they keep falling for it!
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The humble hedgehog plods on. He may not be fast, but he is slow.
Confuse your opponents with our secret opening | Coward Chess
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Opening special! Infinite wins for the price of none! #coward #chess #speedrun
Losing after 10 moves, how do we turn this around?
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We absolutely should have lost this one I think some deity has blessed us or something #coward #chess #speedrun
THE GREATEST CHESS OPENING IS BACK
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Your favourite opening is back boys hold on to your socks cuz you are going on the ride of a lifetime. #coward #chess #speedrun
2 year anniversary special | Cowardly Bullet Chess
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Two years of making TH-cam videos and transforming the chess scene has led to this: Bullet coward chess.Thanks for watching big dogs #bullet #chess #special
Win at chess with our simple rule!
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Sorry we are in our aggressive marketing era #coward #chess #speedrun
We can't be stopped! | Coward Chess Speedrun
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They cant contain us! In this meek extravaganza, we stumble into the 1600 rating range completely by accident. Watch as your boys sneak and swindle themselves out of yet another prison of their own making. #coward #chess #speedrun 00:00 Game begins 17:00 Analysis
SWINDLING SAVANT
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An 18 point disadvantage means nothing to this-this-this-this-this demon this wizard this warlock! Run for the hills and take your ladder mates with you! #coward #chess #speedrun 00:00 Game Begins 15:38 Celebration 16:58 Analysis
MY FAVORITE CHECKMATE
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The most insane rollercoaster in cowardly chess history, ending in a chart topping classic mate. #coward #chess #speedrun 00:00 Game begins 13:14 Analysis
Never Resign against 1600s. Here's why.
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Absolutely under no circumstances ever resign. #coward #chess #speedrun
The Shuffling Immortal!! Coward Chess Speedrun
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The Shuffling Immortal!! Coward Chess Speedrun
Swindle of the Century | Coached to 2k
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Swindle of the Century | Coached to 2k
Ultra-Cowardly Rapid Match with a Subscriber!
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Ultra-Cowardly Rapid Match with a Subscriber!
Road to 2000: Game 1 and Coach Review!
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Road to 2000: Game 1 and Coach Review!
Bishop pair BOOTCAMP! | Coward Chess Speedrun
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Bishop pair BOOTCAMP! | Coward Chess Speedrun
Immortal Calculations | Coward Chess Speedrun
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Immortal Calculations | Coward Chess Speedrun
1400s can't handle this cute opening | Coward Chess Speedrun
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1400s can't handle this cute opening | Coward Chess Speedrun
My poingo goes boingo
gng to mince ur genits smn
This is one of the best episodes in a long time, and I'm sad that nobody's seeing it.
There are only 7 of us currently, but what a magnificent 7. it's about quality, not quantity.
Its not the size of the boat, but rather the joy felt by the boys that matters
That's a nice litol phookun hat you got there Siris
piss of baserd
It was pretty funny that the moment one of you finished explaining what cowardly chess is, the other one slides the queen out to a5 on like move 4, haha. I know, I know, tactics what win... but still. During the analysis... you have failed to acknowledge your silicon overlords. Stockfish knows best. Tisk tisk.
The little lamb ran away from the flock right out of the gate. I hope the middle and endgames were pleasurably coy.
I am a simple man. I see a hovel system, I cum in my pants
the thinking man's game made the simple man came
The king is back in the white hovel, and you'd swear that all is lost. Then he tries to turn it into Big Texas when the h-pawn of color comes across the border, but then a tornado tears the roof off the mutha... then it's a hot mess and oppo blundas the bish an gives up. Holla
the hovel/tornado matchup is famously one-sided. thankfully we thrive in hot mess
16:05 if queen c6 menacing a Discovery checkmate (knight jumps), you can pin the enemy queen to king with rook f1, but, knight can jump just to block your tower Nf3! saving the queen and making a checkmate in your king!
This is a good tutorial
Game almost derailed when you were inventing fake lore about the completely stable and legitimate relationship between the King and the Queen. They're happily married and have lots of sex, and not because they have to otherwise they would lose their head or anything! Totally normal couple.
SHHHH. We had to create a smoke screen to hide the true lore
I think that was Crisco, not butter. But all the same, congrats on once again snatching victory from the jaws of, um, whatever was going on there!
It was a grease of some kind! For sure it was oil!
Most homoerotic straight chess channel besides chessbrah. Good work fellas
It's the charm of the show!
That was amazing!
LOL insane commentary INSANE-ER COMEBACK TOO
Much like the door to our hovel, we have become unhinged
Now you're cooking with gas!
Fired up baby!
Offers brain, opponent immediately resigns
He knew what was coming (it was him)
Respect all flags. Dont go "what the H is that flag". Be sober mfers.
Weird question, but do you guys work in architecture or something in a similar field?
Not at all, but we'd love to hear why you think we do!
@@allpawnsallhope Well, that was a total miss lol. Maybe it’s that your humor aligns with mine more than I’ve found in anyone outside the profession, and I also appreciate the ‘lack of sleep’ aura you give off. Keep up the good work, keep up the hope!
@@quitapanti7902 Great to hear! Sounds like you would get along with medicolegal dudes and waiters.
WHAT HECK
Would you also like brain?
@@allpawnsallhope are you saying mine is smooth?
waitning in line for brain...
If it isn't the consequences of my own actions
Thx for the laughs and the decent chess ………15 people would be rough
Is that my stinker classic?
Absolutely disgus... -resigns-. Rocky start though boys, a bit shart-sighted on the h-far. Good to see the dub-hovel system again.
missed opportunity to say "hedging our hog" 1:02
feeling #rueful about that
one of your best comedic performances yet
bless ya
Not the most satisfying win, but hey, take em where yuh get em.
Hunkering and hiding before eking out a wimpy victory would be a better title actually
I love the idea of this- is it cheating technically to have both of you playing? I wanna try this with a friend
I'm really interested in you all inventing a game with new pieces, a real custom fit. You could call it Chess 2.
All shacks no hope
The greatest hope is found within the shack
Thanks for that bit at the end about drawing a box with the pawn to see if the king can catch it, that was new for me and is insanely useful.
Awesome glad to hear that's helpful!
I've watched every CCSR video... I'm 'afraid' to miss one, as it were. Keep on zugging! Or zwanging?
More zug's to come!
Core audience represent ✊😔 i usually play a little aggressive, so coward chess is actually pretty instructive for me about how to be solid and deal with closed positions, and I enjoy the silly banter. Y'all have a good thing going with this. Here's to two more.
Yo shout out from your core peeps happy anniversary 🤟
WOOOO HAPPY ANNIVERSARU
Oh well its not about the accuracy its all about fun ig(sarcasm) long term this opening wont get u passed 2200
Both our minds at max power would not get us to 2100
you guys are awesome
Cheers brother
You guys are great
Thanks boss!
Keep on rockin on July 4th! That mate was a "classic right triangle" as Hikaru would say, and you're even wearing a Hikaru-ish shirt. I think it's good. Earlier... I was really. really. really hoping you would try to get all your pieces onto the 2nd and 3rd ranks, that would be hilarious. Kind of a cowardly but bullying method of play, just squeeze your opponent off the board. I think I almost did it once, actually very difficult to achieve.
chat chat that's a classic right triangle chat that's a classic right triangle classic right triangle chat hahahaha thx for donate subz
@@allpawnsallhope Gotta clog the toilet then sac my queen and get a great bastion on f5... take the juicer... ice skater
@@Hiflyby1 Really captured the essence of Hikaru with this post
coward bullet would be an absolute sight to behold…
cowards only shoot blanks
As a coward myself, my anxiety is greatly reduced by the removal of the strict time rule
I am shocked and overjoyed that this video is still being recommended to people. Glad we could put you at ease good sir
@@allpawnsallhope It might be but for me personally I have been slowly watching the series in order, I usually will watch a few in a row and come back to it later.
@@Liam_is_watching Wholesome af brother we appreciate ya!
cheeky fuckers
Gentlemen gather 'round. Are we looking at a UK compliment or a universal insult here? 🔎🔎
What a special moment at the end of the game. Hope was really the difference maker
All pawns all hope allways
what an ending 😂
A draw! Explosive!
The most satisfying cowardly game ever, provoking joyous laughter even in the most timid soul.
More violent draws and giggles to come!
HAVAHA oh my lord what a gem of a game, the foreshadowing too… i screamed when i saw the ending GAGAH beautiful
He saw so deep and so true!
Ah yes, the classic Ugandan rook mate. So satisfying
This is a cultural show after all
HAGHA the queen shuffling is a book move
booked up to infinity and beyond!
Brilliant game
A triumph of fear over aggression
a beautiful cowardly comeback. one could say a masterclass in cowardice
On the 7th day, God made this game
It all came down to one 1500 rated player remembering "how the knight moves" while the other did not. 😅
It's tricky because horses can't move backwards in real life (even if they can that just feels wrong)
@@allpawnsallhope well, they do but it's like your car, it has a reverse gear but it's really slow and you're more likely to hit pedestrians, other vehicles, and telephone poles. Et cetera.
@@Hiflyby1 Quickly updating the knight lore with this new meta
It's nice to know there are other chess players who don't know what the f- they're doing. I mean, I watch videos about some Fischer-Larsen-Karpov game and I learn about as much as I would about cooking asparagus.
Unfortunately Fischer, Larsen, and Karpov were more Broccoli guys
coward chess has inspired me. let them cook !!!
Welcome to the great cowardly empire! Thanks for watching and subscribing :)