some say that i could not organize a p*ss up in a brewery, but that's the least of my concern, but making some one have a good time is. but i mose well get to the point aye, other wise i will eventually get to the moment were i ask you if sister sledge or kc and the sun shine band is better.


A woman puts an ad in the paper looking for a man who wouldn't run away at the sight of commitment, who wouldn't hit her, and could full fill her s@x life.
Two weeks go by and nothing. Finally one day the door bell rings. She opens the door and sees a no-armed, no-legged man.

She looks at him and asks, "How do you expect to full fill my wishes?"

He explains, "I have no arms to hit you with and no legs to run away."

Then she says, "And the s#x life?"

He looks at her and says, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?"