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He had to have so much faith in the time shenanigans AND Jake! There's a doomed timeline out there where the bucket falls into the ocean, Dirk's head lands next to Jake's unconcious body, both of which get engulfed in Lava, and Roxy is trapped on Derse with the red miles.

i like to think that this wasn’t the auto responders plan and Dirk really came up with this super complicated revival plan just so that it included Jake kissing him

Need him...anime husband >;

Sawtooth is the ultimate bro. Gonna stay behind and get annihilated by the red miles to make sure you get into the Medium. He knows it and the last thing you see is him flashing you a thumbs up.

[S] Dirk: escape the red miles

Dirkapitation is the ultimate solution to all problems.

You'd think that by actually reading the comic it'd be perfectly clear what the heck is going on. Hahahahaha!

Просто то, насколько Дирк смог быстро перегруппироваться и взять ситуацию под контроль, когда буквально никто почти из альфа кидов не понимал, что в принципе происходит, находясь в полной жопе 0_0 или то, как он представился, забрал Рокси из пузыря сна и свалил дальше разруливать дела, как самый хладнокровный чувак во вселенной?? или например то, что Рокси пыталась заставить поцеловать Джейн, пока Дирк сделал миллион дел за это время, дал ей поджопника и просто сам сделал уже это хД Короче да, я люблю Дирка

he is the hero. it's him.

so what was going on here?

1:44 i love this brief moment of dirk leaving it to roxy only for him to be like “fuck it gotta move” and decapitate himself with a kickass snare solo playing in the bg

HOW COOL IS HE

Nooooo, my yuri scene was robbed! ]:''(

this is my favorite flash

1:57 this whole section is like a mobile game ad

now THIS is a certified hood classic

**sigh** look youtube, i know i'm pretty brazen about watching every homestuck video i find. But this is a canon, actual flash from wayy after where i am in the comic. And yes, i am reading it at a snails pace because i'm reading it with my friend who will get a migraine if he spends more than two hours a week reading andrew "what's a color blind person lol" hussie's work. Also yes i see it has Cool Character Do Cool Thing in the thumbnail. I'm aware dirk exists and Do Cool Thing from time to time. But seriously! I've seen this particular video in my recs at least eight fucking times. What about S Cascade, huh? What've you got against reccing that to me? Fine! I'll go search for cascade! Then you'll HAVE to stop slipping this video in anong all the lyricstucks and comic dubs I have triumphed

wait so, Dream Dirk woke up, did all of that and threw the water bucket on Jake, but to gain control of his Dream body Jake had to kiss Dirk's severed head for him to do all of that... How did he splash him in the first place? i dont remember much of the comic

The fact that I saw this video BEFORE reading the actual part really spoiled me. I would have been absolutely destroyed at the end of the first flash where he offs himself. Like wtf, bro? I wonder how you guys reacted to that part the first time.

Pure coolness and genius vibes from this guy

Listen as admittedly cool as this whole dealio is I absolutely must disagree with the casual disregard shown to window integrity

bro i randomly heard this song in a doatk mashup and decided to start reading homestuck one of the best decisions i have ever made

i know that there are people who hate that Dave's song got "stolen" by Dirk in this flash, but it fits perfectly if you look at dirks backstory. he was a paradox baby whose meteor crashed in a apartment set up for him 200 years in advance by a swordfighting rebel genius. reasonably, Dirk looked up to alpha Dave as a brother/father figure, modeling himself after his idealized version of his older brother. his entire youth, dirk shapes himself around Dave, and he never really formed meaningful interpersonal connections until he met the Alpha gang. when he finally gets the chance to bring everyone together, he's really only thinking one thing: "I look just like my Bro right now." he idolized Dave to the point where he views his coolness as a product of Dave, not himself. his desperation to meet the father figure he never really knew bleeds through into everything he does.

which hs ost with metal pipes sounds

I WOKE UP ON A NEW BUGGATI.

OGUGHHHUHHGHHAHH

This is why Dirk is one of my fav characters in the whole comic

"lol bro, you are gay or something?" 2:55 -Dirk

Act 6 is very hit and miss but Dirk is so goddamn badass

this dude rocks

Dirk my super based manipulative gay boyfriend

Alternate Title: [S] Dirk: Get Shit Done

Mary sue

Hands down the most badass scene in this comic for me.

Dirk: kiss ALL your friends

the [S] 2creen ever

Dirk is so based

1:50

bro was rapping the whole time too

I love this scene so much that I neglected the epilogues. Seriously why Dirk?

I love how Roxy hesitates kissing Jane despite the dire situation and Dirk is like “Fine I’ll do it myself.”

this and the bro strife flashes are probably hussie’s best pieces in terms of cinematic action/animation. fitting for dirk

this shit fucks

[S] Dirk: Fix Everything.

It's very funny to me the reaction of Dirk watching Jake kissing his decapitated head because aside from being just a stare, it also looks like a "yep, that IS me" rather than "i wish that was me" lmao

Oh Dirk, look what they did to you in the epilogue and HS^2

That was awesome do it again!

damn, dirk really was pulling the strings, eh? and he didnt wait for anyone.

So 10 years already. Shit.

Wait was dirk actually just pulling a prank on Jake because he had him kiss dirk’s disembodied head but dirk was already awake as the dream dirk, if that’s the case, this man’s really a cool dude lmao