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One Power Ballads
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 14 ต.ค. 2013
An OPB Digital Short - A Wheel of Time Parody - Spoilers: Lord of Chaos - (WoTIdolHoliday Entry)
Is this the most ridiculous parody I have ever made? Yes! Does it make me happy? Yes! The looks on my son's face are priceless. He is such a sport. This was made in a record time, and there is SO much more I wish I could have done, but wishes are silverpikes, as they say. haha
Hopefully you have seen the SNL Digital Short that this is based on, otherwise it make not make much sense.
I'm so excited for Season 3!
This has been a really hard time for a lot of people. I'm grateful for the Wheel of Time Community, and the tolerance, intelligence and love you all embody.
So much love and Happy Holidays!
Alyssa (One Power Ballads)
Lyrics:
Alyssa: Hey Mother
I have special gift for you
So just sit down and listen
Now you know we’ve all been waiting such a long long time
Amy: (Such a long time)
Alyssa: And now I’m ready, to fully blow your mind
Amy: Well, you know it’s Bel Tine and my Red heart’s open wide
Alyssa : (spoken) Open wide
Amy: Gonna give you something that will keep you satisfied
Alyssa: (spoken) You satisfied
Alyssa: A gift real special, so take off the top
Amy: Take a look inside: it’s Rand in a box
Alyssa: (spoken) Rand in a box
Both:
Not going to give you a kesiera
Two Rivers Tabac or cuendillar
Not going to get you Mah’alleinir
An Ashandarei or the The Horn of Valere
Not going to get you a Sea Folk Vase
A rod of red or a gown made of streith
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart(?)
ALyssa Somethin' special yeah
It’s Rand in a box
Rand in a box yeah
It’s Rand in a box
Ooh, Rand in a box sis
See I’m wise enough to know when a man needs gentling, and I know just the chap.
I’m sure those Seanchan folks won’t ever attack.
Alyssa:
To all the people out there with Reds to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
Alyssa:1, Amy: Find a giant ass box
Alyssa: 2, Amy: Stuff Rand into that box
Alyssa: 3, Amy: Make her open the box
Both: And that's the way you do it
Both:
It’s Rand in a box (pause)
Rand in a box yeah
It’s Rand in a box
Ooh, Rand in a box
Alyssa: (spoken) The perfect gift for everyone on your list, like...
Both:
Elayne, Rand in a box
Aviendha, Rand in a box
Min, Rand in a box
A gift for almost anyone: Rand in a box
Alanna, Sevanna: Rand in a Box
All of the Forsaken: Rand in a box
Don’t forget The Dark One: Rand in a box
Rand in a Box
Rand in a Box
Rand in a Box
Hopefully you have seen the SNL Digital Short that this is based on, otherwise it make not make much sense.
I'm so excited for Season 3!
This has been a really hard time for a lot of people. I'm grateful for the Wheel of Time Community, and the tolerance, intelligence and love you all embody.
So much love and Happy Holidays!
Alyssa (One Power Ballads)
Lyrics:
Alyssa: Hey Mother
I have special gift for you
So just sit down and listen
Now you know we’ve all been waiting such a long long time
Amy: (Such a long time)
Alyssa: And now I’m ready, to fully blow your mind
Amy: Well, you know it’s Bel Tine and my Red heart’s open wide
Alyssa : (spoken) Open wide
Amy: Gonna give you something that will keep you satisfied
Alyssa: (spoken) You satisfied
Alyssa: A gift real special, so take off the top
Amy: Take a look inside: it’s Rand in a box
Alyssa: (spoken) Rand in a box
Both:
Not going to give you a kesiera
Two Rivers Tabac or cuendillar
Not going to get you Mah’alleinir
An Ashandarei or the The Horn of Valere
Not going to get you a Sea Folk Vase
A rod of red or a gown made of streith
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart(?)
ALyssa Somethin' special yeah
It’s Rand in a box
Rand in a box yeah
It’s Rand in a box
Ooh, Rand in a box sis
See I’m wise enough to know when a man needs gentling, and I know just the chap.
I’m sure those Seanchan folks won’t ever attack.
Alyssa:
To all the people out there with Reds to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
Alyssa:1, Amy: Find a giant ass box
Alyssa: 2, Amy: Stuff Rand into that box
Alyssa: 3, Amy: Make her open the box
Both: And that's the way you do it
Both:
It’s Rand in a box (pause)
Rand in a box yeah
It’s Rand in a box
Ooh, Rand in a box
Alyssa: (spoken) The perfect gift for everyone on your list, like...
Both:
Elayne, Rand in a box
Aviendha, Rand in a box
Min, Rand in a box
A gift for almost anyone: Rand in a box
Alanna, Sevanna: Rand in a Box
All of the Forsaken: Rand in a box
Don’t forget The Dark One: Rand in a box
Rand in a Box
Rand in a Box
Rand in a Box
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The scarf line made me tear up. Morgase had so much agency stolen from her. I loved that even with so much taken from her she could find the smallest sliver of power to take an action to save herself and those with her.
@@jeffreyanderson1537 I agree so much. I know she's not a vitally important character to the narrative but I respect her accomplishments greatly!
I now have two favorite songs about boxes. #LittleBoxes📦 #RandInABox🎁
So funny… and impressively true! 😂
Is it April yet? NO! So I’m going back through your videos. Miss all of you!
@@MaidMirawyn ❤️❤️ I have a room booked for this year! So excited!
We aren’t getting our quarterstaff fight this year, but we just got casting for Galad and Gawyn, so hopefully we’re almost there! 🤞 Plus Morgase AND Elaida! So I’ll take it. 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎 💙💚💛❤️🤍🩶🤎
@@MaidMirawyn Yes, your Ajah rainbow just gave me the life I needed!! Xoxo
Your son is such a good sport! 😂 “You can’t ask me to do something really silly with a serious face!” “I do it all the time!”
@@MaidMirawyn He really is the best!! That exchange is my favorite 🤣
Everyone on your list has a very different meaning for Rand in a box
Alyssa, this is hilarious! 😂 And perfectly produced, as always. Please tell your son that his performance made this even more perfect for me. Thank you🙏
Holy cow, this was fantastic, and hilarious! Find a giant ass box. I love parodies of parodies
I do have a cedar chest at home… What if I can only find a generic male channeler? Do you think a Red would settle for him?
Well I've already given you trouble for way undersellling this, so I won't do that again (I guess I actually just did? Sorry). Perfect! SO funny! You're my hero!
@@matthewmurdick Goodness me, but what you do is so spectacular it makes me feel sheepish when you say such nice things!! Thanks so much!
Beautiful song! I really liked your Wheel of Time songs so I’ve decided to listen to this song even though I haven’t read the Stormlight Archive yet. This song has convinced me to read The Way of Kings. Thanks for the wonderful music!
@@sabrina2sky Awesome! Timing is great because you'll have the completed series of WoK - no waiting! I really love Brandon Sanderson, but if you are like me, you might miss RJ's prose sometimes ❤️
Bravissima, Alyssa! 💐👏
Hehe! Love it!
damn 69 likes, feels bad to break it, but i had to ;)
Soooo incredible. I love it so much. One of my favorite parts in all of the books and put so well into song. Plus the ending "Knell or be knelt"
Wow! As always a really good one Alyssa! Unbelievable what kind of visual quality your videos have by now! 🎉
@@Matrim77 Thanks so much, that means a lot to me! I am reeaaallly loving creating videos. Not loving that I always have to be the subject. 😂
amazing!
I love it - such perfectly fitting lyrics and the video!!!!
❤
@@MissSaraJames I miss your face 🫂
Wow! Fantastically done.
Beautiful voice. But no love for Demandred. If one Chosen should have been left out, IMO, it should have been Be'lal rather than Demandred.
@@andrewberenson5717 I definitely mention Demandred 😘
@@OnePowerBallads . My mistake. I missed it when I read the lyrics
@@andrewberenson5717 No worries, the lyrics are fast and I probably didn't enunciate well 😜
Such a great parody!
Sooo sooo good!!!
Bel'al exists.... LOL
This is so great!! 👏👏👏
Girl!!! You’re so talented 😍 LOVE the spooky vibes of this!
Fantastic Alyssa! It gave me chills
“Be’lal exists” is a Thing now. 😂 Fantastic parody! ❤
Brilliant idea and incredibly executed!
Wow, chills. The whole thing was perfection. "Be'lal exists" was hilarious.
Loved it. Be'lal exists lol It's really good
Welcome back! Fantastic!
Delightful! Because I'm the oldest old who ever olded, I was not familiar with the original song, but I love this. "Be'lal exists" almost made me spit out my Diet Dr. Pepper™.
@@Siansonea I'm pretty sure we're almost the same age! And I wouldn't have known it either if it hadn't been introduced by a youth!
@@OnePowerBallads Well, I was born in the 1960s... 😁
@@siansoneashenanigans Close enough, I'm 1978. 🥰
@@OnePowerBallads we're both Gen X! 😎
Sooo talented 🤩. Beautiful voice, but your creativity and emotional acting behind it, spot on as always. You got quite a playlist going🎵
Brilliant as always, Alyssa! Now I'm intimidated to make mine 😅 Favorite line: "Be'lal exists" 🤣
OMG - Finntastic stuff - you amaze me - much Ji
OMG! I JUST wrote a WoT parody to this same song! 😂 Have no idea when I'll manage to produce it, though 😢 I just find it remarkable how much we were on the same wavelength. Ok, going to actually watch the whole thing now.
@@salya_al_onir The more you write the more that happens. I once wrote all the lyrics to one and was about to start recording and @siansonea released the same song, with almost identical lyrics 😂
@@OnePowerBallads Lol! Well, I haven't written 25 yet, but I've already had two nearly identical ideas as Margo Sedai 😂 The lyrics I wrote to Vampire are different enough, though, that I'll make it...eventually 😅
Great as always. Thanks for entertaining me on my little medical leave boredom. I still can't believe no one's done parody of AliceInChains Man In The Box. But keep up the great work
I cry every time I listen to this song.
I'm so sorry. Consider yourself hugged!!
OMG this gave me chills. I just finished Lord of Chaos on a rearead. Damn the explosion with Asha'man kill gave me chills
I think this is my favorite WoT parody ever, I still come back to this one every now and then. haha
@@jag519 Sincere thanks! I love making all of them, but they are a fair amount of work sometimes and I just don't always feel motivated because I don't know if anyone will actually see or enjoy them so this means a lot to me and makes me want to keep doing it! Hugs!
@@OnePowerBallads Not gonna lie, every time I hear Zombie, a parody of Zombie, or a cover of Zombie, or someone mentions the Seanchan or Toman Head, I get this version stuck in my head and I come back to this video to watch this again. haha
Somehow I missed this one. This is amazing!
LOVE LOVE LOVE!
Beautifully performed (as usual)! Perfect capture of the emotion of finally finishing the series! Funny (:Mom's busy.... Feed yourself") AND emotional!
If it's not already one of Innkeeper's Matt's favorites, it will certainly be one of this Matt's favorites. :)
@matthewmurdick I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't seen it. It's not my best work, but I had the idea and did the whole thing in a day or two of hyperfocus 🤣
Amazing!
♥♥♥♥♥!
Awwww....... love it!
Hehe! Again... perfect!
PERFECT!