It‘s 24:10 I‘ve had a whiskey too much but, Neither one of the Xaviers won, The ‚do you‘ (Q) can be interpreted as a rethorical question (QA) or as a genuine innocent question (QB) If in fact (Q) is (QA) then indeed, the second Xavier (X2) won, in that, he did, in fact not answer a rethorical question. But, if (Q) is (QB), the surely, (X2) does answer rethorical questions. Copy pasted myself
"Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants." "Hate to break it to you, but I wore them first. Me bequeathed *thee* the psycho-pathological hand-you-downs." "So YOU'RE the one who stained them." "Whoever found it, browned it." That's got layers to it.
“You’re the sad figment of my twisted psyches tragic dividend, you’re the un-me I’m the real me you wannabe, me, kiddo I was the real me when you were still in my short pants, hate to break it to y’a but I wore them first” -Xavier
“Look buddy, know when your defeated except your deification, no thanks I’m full, cause I eat pussies like you for breakfast. Look at you, you look so superficial you probably judge things by their physical appearance, oh yeah, your mom’s so shallow she probably thinks this quip is about her” -Xavier
“This psyche isn’t big enough for two metaphysical seekers, you couldn’t see your way out of a cardboard bag, yeah I know cause it would be an egg *slap* (ooo) *thinking* this guy might be better than me Your right, I am better than me” -Xavier
“So you’re the one who stained them, whoever found it browned it, you’d like me to be you wouldn’t me but it’s too late, you snoze you lose (lows), you sleeped you weeped, you nap-uh you get slap-uh, you slumber a cucumber, you catch up on some zeds you get out of my headz, you slumber hamburger I don’t wanna talk about nothing else” -Xavier
"You're about as deep as a bowl of soup And your tongue is as sharp as a soup spoon" "Say what you want about me, but lay off the soup." Is my new favorite quote
The entire show is extremely surreal and there is no point in questioning anything in it whatsoever. A lot of things are just random(like the scene before this clip), and at some point after you watch an episode,you just accept its absurdity and move on..
Take mind that the clip most TH-camrs use to make the krabby Patty is actually a crying Johnny as stated by SpongeBob before he started it so a real krabby patty would actually be in a different order
Another line to be put in: "And you troubletongue would think Callisthenics would make you any more fitter for a discussion..." "Well, at least I make an effort to assess the gravity of the situation."
When you are the last opennent in a multiversal tournament
PoV: you are having a catastrophic mental breakdown
it never ends
The creator must have taken the greatest drugs known to man.
Pov: most sane dialog (monolog) from disco elysium.
HambURG- IDONTWANATALKBOUTNOTHINELSE
My brain shat itself trying to understand anything that’s going on here
It‘s 24:10 I‘ve had a whiskey too much but, Neither one of the Xaviers won, The ‚do you‘ (Q) can be interpreted as a rethorical question (QA) or as a genuine innocent question (QB) If in fact (Q) is (QA) then indeed, the second Xavier (X2) won, in that, he did, in fact not answer a rethorical question. But, if (Q) is (QB), the surely, (X2) does answer rethorical questions. Copy pasted myself
"I don't poly-cotton to coping tropes"
-of all, it's daytime. And this, is no game.
Black Edward Kenway with the personality of Dante from DMC
"Cuz I'm already married to justice." "Ya, only a blind girl would marry you." Oh my god because justice is blind.
This show genuinely has some of the most genius jokes I've ever seen but it's under the cover of a giant shitpost and I love it
"Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants." "Hate to break it to you, but I wore them first. Me bequeathed *thee* the psycho-pathological hand-you-downs." "So YOU'RE the one who stained them." "Whoever found it, browned it." That's got layers to it.
Perez Anthony Wilson Richard Hall Jessica
Jones Michael Wilson Betty Gonzalez Jeffrey
Perez Melissa Thomas Cynthia Perez David
I just want to know how many miligrams of benedryl the writers were taking to make these scripts
I can't imagine being so poor and trashy, that the only drug I could think of is benadryl...
@@MrSlandererwow you're so cool and rich for (checks notes) doing drugs
@@KiiBonI can't imagine having such a poor attention span, that I have to look at notes to remember what I was making a sarcastic quip about.
Xavier: Renegade English Major
“I’m married to justice!” “Only a blind girl would marry you!”
The sheer quantity of jokes the writers managed to fit into 2 minutes is genuinely impressive.
I'm I talking to me?
How twins argue
“I don’t know what the fuck JUST HAPPENED?!?!”- Markiplier.
It’s made better by the chapters
what chapters
Some of the hardest lines ever written
My friend sent me this without context and my brain broke
WTF did I just watch 💀
I memorized all this about a year ago and I still remember it word by word🗿 Shows how brilliant this entire show was...
“You’re the sad figment of my twisted psyches tragic dividend, you’re the un-me I’m the real me you wannabe, me, kiddo I was the real me when you were still in my short pants, hate to break it to y’a but I wore them first” -Xavier
“Look buddy, know when your defeated except your deification, no thanks I’m full, cause I eat pussies like you for breakfast. Look at you, you look so superficial you probably judge things by their physical appearance, oh yeah, your mom’s so shallow she probably thinks this quip is about her” -Xavier
defecation*
“This psyche isn’t big enough for two metaphysical seekers, you couldn’t see your way out of a cardboard bag, yeah I know cause it would be an egg *slap* (ooo) *thinking* this guy might be better than me Your right, I am better than me” -Xavier
“So you’re the one who stained them, whoever found it browned it, you’d like me to be you wouldn’t me but it’s too late, you snoze you lose (lows), you sleeped you weeped, you nap-uh you get slap-uh, you slumber a cucumber, you catch up on some zeds you get out of my headz, you slumber hamburger I don’t wanna talk about nothing else” -Xavier
"whoever found it, browned it"
I still don’t know which one of them to root for, I’m just sitting down trying to figure out which one is which.
"You're about as deep as a bowl of soup And your tongue is as sharp as a soup spoon" "Say what you want about me, but lay off the soup." Is my new favorite quote
All these comments talking about the genius of the writing, or the savagery of the burns... i just wanna know wassup with the random phone booth.
The entire show is extremely surreal and there is no point in questioning anything in it whatsoever. A lot of things are just random(like the scene before this clip), and at some point after you watch an episode,you just accept its absurdity and move on..
These are the comebacks I think of in the shower
"the only thing I'm married to is justice" "Only a blind girl would marry you" Hm, something sounds oddly familiar about that
Take mind that the clip most TH-camrs use to make the krabby Patty is actually a crying Johnny as stated by SpongeBob before he started it so a real krabby patty would actually be in a different order
This man was smoking something that we made this
‘You slumber, a cucumber’ I better right this down
I love the thunder and drums as the shocking sounds and not vine boom after vine boom
"xvid-"
I counted 37 jokes in this after a few rewatches (i may have missed some) and that is in 2:14. that is more than 15 jokes a minute
It’s ok. The accident wasn’t your fault! You have to let them go
Another line to be put in: "And you troubletongue would think Callisthenics would make you any more fitter for a discussion..." "Well, at least I make an effort to assess the gravity of the situation."
bequeefed
Wtf thier knees
The original I am vegeta
"you slumber cucumber" had me dead