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imo half life and portal arent in the same universe, portal is just too goofy

So something kinda funny. I was playing the android port while I was at work and it just so happens where I work is called EZ Mart. I almost shit my pants when I saw this

Great video

I hate how I found your channel only recently. Your editing and commentary is amazing! Only thing I'll say is don't disrespect the flamethrower man!

When the dude said “Proudly made in the USA baby” for the 2846th million time in a row it made me regret nothing fr fr

What’s crazy is that these normal 9-5 employees don’t even know

love your prank calls, like something avgn did in ghostbusters video

That's crazy

Man there just trying to make it to lunch let them be

WHAT A GOOD VIDEO BUT NOT POSTAL 2? I’m waiting for the second video on my franchise , Elephant 🤨

"Elephants Doing Crack"💀

In my opinion, they should have named "War strogg" then named it "Quake 2"

17:14 Yo I think the people ‘falling from the sky’ is a commentary on the suicide rates in Japan. Especially how they’re by buildings you can’t see the tops of.

The version of Postal 1 on Steam and GOG comes with Special Delivery. So I guess a lot of people forget that it's an expansion, since it's just integrated into the game.

4:48 what game is this? a mix between the two games is interesting

Me on a normal Monday morning at approximately 1:30am: “sure do hope I don’t come across an elephant on crack talking about the cult classic game quake II and the controversies around it along with its rise into a vintage hit” … “Oh dear god…”

i think no episode three because they just don't do 3

Quake 2 did not need the compass , modern baby gamers grown up crap games baby handholding shit games like doom eternal or call of duty or linear AF turd games like anything from the studio "From soft" (bar latest AC) needed the compass.

I wouldn't call the remaster "enchanced" they made it easier and thats bad, a lot of dumb decisions like having shield be automatic and making it default were worthy of whoever decided that being fired. Quake 2 was superior to quake 1 already in gameplay on every level despite ID not having services of some of their most talented people like Sandy Peteresen(not Romero because he didn't do anything of note after doom 1) i dunno why you are trying to push this false narrative of Quake 2 being disliked or causing a split because it was universally liked, people considered it better then Unreal and close to Half life for some time. I lived trough that time so don't try to BS me. It fixed a lot of the boring combat and maps that plague the first two episodes of Quake 1(all Romero ones being terrible soulless and easy like suited for the modern gaming jurno) and was just a big improvement on the weapons front where quake 1 was stale AF for a lot of people at the time. If the remaster did anything right tho its the new episodes they are not the lame ass boring affair that the ones for quake 1s remaster were but peak Quake 2.

Hahahaha! IS TIM THERE? 😅😂

22:06 That was a smooth transition *chef kiss*

cant believe the postal dude shot scout tf2

It is also linked to tf2

Istarted playing Quake 2 and I hated it, I couldn't stand the "Loading...", the long levels and the total lack of fantasy horror. I paid for the game so I was invested in finishing it. By the end, it was my favourite game of all. I think putting that game in the Quake series was an error. It was the source of my initial hate, I was expecting a Quake game and I wouldn't have had the same resistance to the changes if it had been called anything else. I still miss the lovecraftian fantasy horror theme though.

1. Should have been in the video, but the railgun is directly inspired from Arnold Schwarzenegger's movie Eraser. You'll know it when you see it. Also it's not a laser weapon it's a ultra high velocity projectile weapon. 2. The final boss fight might be easy with invulnerability on, but 10yo me was so terrified of coming out of the underground hideout, it probably took me an hour to beat the Makron. The best defense is psychological terror. And that thing's big, loud and scary. 3. For me personally the most unpleasant enemy to deal with was the Berserker. I didn't like the way he was coming at me. 4. Multiplayer Q2 was a staple of dorm life in college. That and HL multiplayer and CS 1.5. It was good back in the day. 5. Quest markers ruin games.

5:15 RED ALERT 2 AND YURI'S REVENGE MENTIONED!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS A BAD SOUNDTRACK!!!

7:43 "There was less noise when Pompeii was swamped in lava!" -Sid Waddell

I'm not exaggerating when I say you're annoying as fuck to listen to.

is it weird that im not affected AT ALL by the elements of this game?

Bro update the discord invite! Would love to join

Brother you must make more content, I fucking love your style!

1:26 B U T T S A U C E

rise of the triad shareware episode was different from the retail release

I was playing this game 20 years ago..the end of the game is crazy

0:47 Gee Whiz! For a second there, I almost thought he thought one was better than the other! Glad to know I was just wrong!!

I beat special delivery in 2 mins and Super postal in 3 (both are WRs) :D

Ymbro you fking lisp is annoying af. Never make a fking video again u neek

Valve could legit combine a half-life 3 and portal 3. Have some snarky name about the number 3. Have 2 chapters, 1 with Gordon as the main protagonist, continue the story where it left off with more portal references, maybe even have him go to an early aperture science and/or the spot Chel enters the surface. Have some sort of story reason explaining why Gordon was there and what is goal is (the borealis probably) and end half-life satisfyingly but leaving the door open for Chel to finish what Gordon started. Have gman say some cryptic shit and have "chapter 2" show the future when Chel exists, have her finish whatever story reason Gordon was there (probably the borealis or something) have chel use the portal gun in a more open world setting with confined story beat sections for puzzles. Then have her finish where Gordon left off and finish whatever other portal story we needed (probably would be something connected to Chels parents since they were teased so much, maybe the worked on the borealis!! Idfk) wrap it all up with a gman monolog. Both fanbases get thier 3rd game, both stories end properly, and it connects all the dots that haven't been fully connected in thier joint universe. This is all random garbage. Obviously something proper, but something in this vein could be done.

5:02 lol when I played this as a kid my mom came storming in as this was blasting on the speakers "ARE YOU LISTENING TO HILTER?!?!" and I had to explain no no this is a scifi game and it's english

Awesome game

37:38 ahahahahahhahahaha

I think it's two big things for the players who says it's the worst: 1. They get bored, so then their deaths feel more frustrating than they otherwise would. 2. This is their time playing against an enemy where you have to backpedal and shoot while remembering what's behind you.

18:07 i dont know i just fucking hate portals community.

How do they not have the hit selling video game Postal

Good thing Ruby hasn't made Quake his whole schtick, or it'd be really embarrassing for him to get his arse walked all over in Quake Deathmatch.

They dont make games like this anymore wait...

You start by saying how you don’t understand how a comedy scene and a dramatic scene can exist in the same universe. You know that’s how real life works? There are both horrible atrocities and also light hearted fun happening on earth every day.

what is more dark about POSTAL 1 the original in the ending credits, there's a picture, of a pile of dead body, including a baby body, YES a baby body.