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The Chosen Funniest Moments - Season 2 (Ep 1-3)
The funniest moments of the Christian series The Chosen, season two, episodes 1 through 3. Enjoy!
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The Chosen: Funniest Moments - Season 1
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Some of the funniest moments from the new Christian series, "The Chosen". Enjoy :) Note: The producers of The Chosen gave permission for the posting of this video.
Nawaooo! Am I the only one who was looking for the jokes here but couldn't find any? Am I sure I am human? 😂
Why are they talking with accents?
"It's not your time!" "That's what I tried to tell my mother at Cana!" I'll be honest I'm ambivalent any time a dramatization of Jesus's life is made, but whoever wrote that line deserves a prayer of blessing. Chef's kiss.
1:20 The way they looked at Matthew😭
"He said we are excellent planners." "I pretty sure he said planters." 😂😂😂😂
creepy john behold i’m eating a new bug😂😅
his not cook😂
hahahahahahaha😂
its so funny😂😅
I wouldn't mind this show if it were pure fiction and didn't involve Jesus. But mixing truth and fiction isn't good. No one can believe any of it because they don't know what's true, what really happened. If someone watches this and is drawn to "Jesus", it's not actually Jesus, it's a fictional character with lines written by a scriptwriter. That's why this is offensive to me.
its a show about Jesus… its just an actor playing as him…
So good!
Perché non li trasmettete in Italiano questi episodi?
Andrew has the best personality. I love his character in the chosen and his Noah side as well🩷
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can you imagine traveling around with Jesus like this. walking so close to him and being able to put your arms around him like Simon did. and having him return the hug. that will be so glorious to do. ✝✝✝✝❤❤❤❤
Sure missed watching for awhile look so forward to the next episode you all are amazing and thankuou for your statement that has changed my life and so many more look forward to seeing you all in next performance
Farmers spirt & western music when the field was plowed?😊
Hollywood changing the real Jesus into their false Jesus for money. This is pure antichrist.
I Love jesus and hope he helps me🤗🌈💜
Same ❤❤❤
Andrew: Who got you food?
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I was waiting for the outtakes.
When im watching the Chosen ( for example season 3) im getting all emotional by the deciples healing people, im having my moment but the i hear the intro song and I start singing my heart out! IT GOES SO HARD LIKE- "Oh child come on in, jump in the water, got no trouble with the mess you've been walk on the water" " WALK ON THE WATERRRR" As soon as i hear that im ASCENDING😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ WHO RELATES 👇👇👇
Humor must have been very different back then. I didn't find any of it funny....
back then they didn't know what an incommensurable fraction was
Imagine getting to joke around with JESUS.
Can’t wait to do that in heaven
terrible, just terrible
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Is John really that creepy?
Matthew always carries a cloth and wipes off everything before he touches it 😆😆😆
LOL @5:19
1:05 It’s less than .67 of a man
Love it! Thank you for making this
i love this series 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
3:10 was the funniest for me 😆😆
Love it
Still no answer for "who got u food"🤣🤣
LOL!❤
Woman at the well-“You know who he is don’t you? He’s not afraid of ghosts!” Andrew-“…..*I might be*” That scene kills me every time 😂😂
The high ground between three continents continues to delight folks. It's geopolitical importance makes the ancient myths seem credible. A billion Christians are completely willing to die for their faith, yet not one ever checks Bible facts. Curious........
@@martinkent333 I take it you've never attended a bible study.
@@Ryvaken Neighbour, the name of Moses' pharoah is unknown. The ancient Hebrews stole the Greek myth of Hades in 950 BCE and called it Satan. Once the Nubians conquered Egypt in 1000BC, the Hebrews in Jerusalem were the new kings of the African-Asian trade in gold, slaves and Ivory. Christians today are going to celebrate the 2000th Easter in 9 years time and not one is willing to read the fine print on their spiritual ticket. All are more than willing to die for their faith in an ancient Hebrew tribal handbook with talking animals. Once people scratch the surface of their interests - things change and the truth comes out. Bible examination after 20 centuries is a hoot. Many paranoid modern Christians are thrilled about The Book of Revelation in the context of the 2000th Easter. The Book of Revelation is not the treasure that you think. It was an embarrassment to the early church fathers who felt that ending their phenomenal best seller with a nightmare of a senile apostle was a bad idea. 200 years later the Roman Government-sponsored chuch raised this humble nightnare to primetime. The Book of Josephus was the best proof for the Lord, Jesus Christ. Yet the single paragraph was inserted years after Josephus died. Proof of Jesus Christ is shabby and vague. When the Jews in Isreal revolted in 70 CE, they were being slaughered by an unhappy Roman army and created the Lord/Ark/Jesus Christ to protect themselves. When Saul was entering Damascus and found a massacre of Jews he saw the light and became the Apostle Paul and spread this good news of protection from the Roman Emperor's wrath. I know the Bible intimately. When Christian archeologists graduate from Christian colleges and go the Egypt to find proof of Moses and Exodus - they all come back empty-handed. Let's chat about yoir invisible enemies and invisible superheroes. Pleased to meet you!
Simon Peter, himself: Sounds like you’re in a war, out there, with creepy, … John the Baptizer. In an episode of season 2 of The Chosen, Simon Peter called John the Baptist, “Creepy John” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂! L-oh-l!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cannot put into words what The Chosen means to me. I laugh I cry I love....I am 71 years old and this The Chosen is one of my greatest blessings.
I feel like my little one caused me to miss something-Why do they call him creepy john? 😂 I love how this show has humanized people and a life so very different from our own that its sometimes hard to understand. I dont know if thats the right way to word it but at the end of the day, the disciples were normal people. And my pastor always said he knew Jesus was a fun guy so it would stand to reason his disciples were each quirky in their own way as well. Jesus knew what he was doing when he chose his disciples as he did.
I love the end of Season 1 Episode 8, Jesus with whatever he was chewing on and Trouble playing.
I'm eating a new bug! That has been my favourite Simon Peter line for a while 😂
Ooo I'll take that one😂so funny I love this show!
"creepy john" will never not be funny lolol
Most blasphemous moments from the chosen.
Have watched this season multiple times now......and I still laughed out loud at these! This show is TERRIFIC!
I'm wondering if Matthew is going to show more signs of his feelings towards Mary. probably Jesus knew what's happening between them, that's why when they're looking for Mary, He said Matthew and Simon should look for her hehehehehehe
I don’t want that to happen: I hope they just be really close friends and no more
Jesus and his band of misfits ❤