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The big plot twist is that Nazeem's soul wasn't "petty."

Bro's got the Daedric rizz. Daedrizz.

I think you wooed her with your vampiric powers.

The most savage way is to marry Camilla and secretly kill both of the guys.

Should’ve kept them both alive! I did this and they showed up at the wedding 😂

these comments are so creative😭

What beast did they have contained that the Dragonborn released? I missed that one I guess lol

Now soul trap Lydia, make her into boots, add the fortify carry weight so she can finally "help carry your burdens"

>calls you broke once >gets decapitated, enslaved into a fork next to his dead wife The Dragonborn is a very stable individual

sorry, but you dont understand how the enchanting process works, maybe try reading some of those in game books some time? when you USE the soulgem to enchant something, it dosent transfer the soul into that item. it uses the energy released by shattering the soulgem and dispersing the soul, to imbue an item with magical properties. once you used the soulgem, you destroyed nazeems soul. also youre a cunt. nazeem has never done a single thing to you. hes far better than someone like say arham, who pays you 50 gold to kill a bandit nest and retrieve hgis sword thats to him, a priceless heirloom.

Why his wife tho?

And now drop the fork into a lake.

you doesnt trap soul in item. on soul stone use u send trapped soul into cairn and masters in return fill item with power

"The legend says, getting hit by this fork makes you paralyzed by cringy comment about cloud district."

I put his soul inside his own dagger, and placed it in my display case in my house, in solitude.

Fandael is my favorite and I would never double-cross him ever because she is not worth it too many fish in the sea that are better than her anyday

In my playthrough I just straight up married camillia. Faendal attended the wedding and while in the middle of the ceremony stood up and walked out of the temple. It was hilarious.

I snitched on em both & somehow still got faendal as a follower lmao he’s such a milk drinker

I once had soul tomatoes.

I’m going to marry Camila and make Sven and Faendall work on my farm as servants

Once you used the Black Star on the fork, Nazeems soul went to the Soul Cairn, so he won’t be spending eternity in that fork. If you want to keep Nazeem’s soul in your pocket but don’t want to waste the Black Star, a regular black soul gem can be used to capture human souls. I plan to capture Nazeem’s soul in a black soul gem and leave it in the Ratway beneath Rifften where it will gradually become covered in all manner of 💩.

I decided to marry Camilla this time around because, not only was her and her brother the first people we meet when the game first start, but are appreciated to the Dragonborn for helping them and ask for nothing in return. But if course, I had to deal with Sven and Faendal. So I talked to Faendal, had him give me the fake letter, spoke to Sven immediately after that, had him give me the fake letter from Faendal and give it to Camilla so she be angry at Faendal. Of course, this was all a setup to have Sven trust me so I take him to the Shrine of Boethiah and sacrifice him to the Daedric Lord. THEN to add salt to Faendal, married Camilla (which admittedly, I like her story and reason to coming to Skyrim) and now live in the manor that oversees Whiterun in the distance. Here comes the best part: I wake up one day and Faendel was in my house right next to Camilla! She gasped when she Faendal was there and he said the line "You talking to me? After what you did?" and I am like "BITCH, YOU ARE IN MY HOUSE!'. Of course he left my home but not after quietly following him, killing him and dumping his body in a dead area full of mammoth remains. Best part? Not even seconds later I had a courier come up to me, handing me a letter from Camilla which is a thank you to me for eliminating her "rival". So not only do I have a brother in law who owns a business, to which I invested in and sell my goods from time and time again, but a wife who thanked me for killing her "rival" all while I was the one who made her think that Faendal was the jerk AND sacrificing Sven to a Daedric Lord, thus getting rid of the competition for Camilla's heart! Talk about the disrespect!

I made Sven like me and then used him in the boethia quest.

Technically what you did was send him to the soul cain.

I tend to use Soul Trap to let people I kill live on in a good way, or get revenge etc. I felt bad about killing the DB sidequest Argonian so I put them in an axe, I enchanted Cicero onto his own dagger and killed Astrid with it and I’m thinking what to do with the Emperor’s soul now

So fun fact souls don't get trapped in enchanted items they get trapped in soul gems and then when used they go to the soul cairn

and in 10,000 years the fork was stuck into a wall jack, sending Nazeems soul into an Ipad where he managed to find the icloud district. He now strives to walk the earth once again, he searches through the icloud for a way out, constantly spamming .me accounts asking "do you get to the cloud district very often?"

Weird i cant get her to marry me even when i wear the amulet of Mara

I'm not versed in TES lore, does soul trapping actually confine the victim's soul inside the gem and then transferred into an object when consumed during enchanting? I thought the soul would pass through the gem, charge it, and then proceed to the soul cairn

This gives me dastardly ideas… make him into a blade and use it to kill everyone he loves… the one guy who put him in boots so he could feel when he walks to the cloud district very often is a good one too…

Glad I'm not the only one who does this

And then you turn her into a vampire via that one quest Talk about sealing the deal

🤣 A few weeks ago or so, I did the same thing with Mercer Frey and I put his soul in a fork then renamed the fork something like “Stick A Fork In Mercer, He’s Done” or something hilariously similar. Even though I’m on a new game of Skyrim I still laugh about the incident. Speaking of which, I wish I could get my Pickpocket up enough where I can get Mercer’s weapons right after I meet him - and not get caught in the process.....

He trapped his soul into a fork! Funniest shit I've ever seen.

NTR CUCKHOLD

Lol imagine one day Sven and Faendal give up and date each other

That chuckle at the end 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

why do your spells have zero cost? Even when I max out stuff through perks on a mage character it still costs me a bit.

I did the same thing, but I used life drain

Also why kill his wife she is tolerable

Why are you constantly casting invisibility only to do stuff that immediately gets rid of invisibility

The chuckle after he gets her kills me

Today my friend and I have the same idea, but we make him into an undead pet and give him the paralys fork with his soul as a weapon.

I turned him into a pie with wabajack and ate him. He will be in my poop forever

If i remember correctly, i kill nazeem with my dawnbreaker and he turned into ashes, i guess nazeem really is undead (yeah the lack of empathy to others explaining that)

guess im buying skyrim again

Played 'em like a 🎻

See now Ive done this and I have the amulet of mara on but I cant actually talk to her do I need to do something to unlock marriage?

You’ve given me some good ideas now ngl

Is this modded?