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Yes I can run 24 counters because my 4 Curious Obsessions guarantee I always have more cards than you.

Jokes on you, I’m into making other people pay taxes. It’s my dream to work at the IRS. I’m building this deck now.

There’s a Planeswalker who’s +1 loyalty ability is putting a life tax on attackers. She’s not white though. I think she’s blue/red.

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I love how this is 90% Esper despite having access to all 5 colors. Proof that Orzhov, Azorius, and Dimir are the "not fun" set ups. I've been cracking jokes about all three forever, but I'm a filthy Izzet combo main, so of course I hate taxes the most. Damn Esper players In all seriousness I've definitely wondered more than a few times what a deck would look like if I tried to make it full taxes, and I appreciate your commitment to this endeavor. Also, the self-awareness that nobody would ever play with you again is peak

I love having the play group only getting one game in and never wanting me to play this deck again

I think Eminence as a mechanic is fine, but i do think it needs more interaction. Stuff that blocks the effects or something along those lines, or that people CAN use the effects in the command zone, but they have to pay for it, somehow.

I have found a way to may my blue player "friend" suffer, and i will gleefully take this opportunity. thank you and i swear i will put you in my will.

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You know there's actually Beetlejuice coming in duskmourn right?

Zur the Enchanter makes a better prison commander imo because you can tutor up stuff on the battlefield

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Knight of Stromgald actually has chess pieces (a rook and a bishop) depicted in the background

just hope nobody plays anything like questing beast under that t pro safty sheild lol otherwise you die to comander damage lols

Unfortunately, the second sun win con is a cast trigger, so you need to counter it the first time you play it not the second which makes it way harder to play.

So glad I found your channel.

nether void is so funny for mishra

“Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!”

My favorite tax card has got to be good ol land tax, 1 mana to draw three cards each upkeep, woof.

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I prefer a Life Tax version, want to play a minion? 1 life, want to attack, 1 life, killed a creature I blocked with? 1 life, dealt me damage, 1 life. draw a card, 1 life.

Ghostly Prison has a special place in my heart- it was part of the first deck I ever built!

Then play Worldfire, hold priority cast Teferi's protection, win the game.

This is gold, officially building this as a surprise for the pod when the come over lol

this has to be the most underrated mtg channel out there

I personally don’t enjoy being the archenemy mainly because I play cEDH, I play Oloro so as far as the command zone goes I’m far from the meta, but I use that to my advantage to sneak wins in since nobody expects little ol’ Oloro to pop off. I fly under the radar just casting rocks and enchantments until I Ad Naus on end step and cast silence with more counter spells than you can shake a stick at before casting Thoracle and Demonic Consultation

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I'm surprised you didn't add Painful Quandary to Life Taxes!

The Government ahh deck

You missed one if the best At-tax enchamtments for 5 color: Collective Restraint.

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I literally would never play this deck or this color combination. I aint letting some person with control issues stress me enough into a seizure at my LGS.

The affluent person at the LGS table who wants you to feel poorer than them because they are 'totally not a bully, even though he used to be': "After this, you'll hate paying taxes just as much as I do, heheheheh." "C'mon, I thought you said paying it wasn't a problem last turn? I thought you'd be able to pay *one* extra mana for your spells, are you saying... you don't have enough to play?😢" "Let's play again, please, I promise you that you won't have to discard your entire hand, sacrifice a land, and pay an extra 7 mana and 6 life to cast a spell." (Later game still ends with the same, if not worse levels of taxation)

Buy this deck and YOU can't afford your taxes

No Tabernacle? :P

You could also stick a lot of counter unless you pay couterspells I suppose 😊

Smotheting tithes and such effects are not even really taxes, because I do not take anything away from you if you do not pay. Grand Arbiter Augstin IV, all the counterspells that ask you to pay to not get countered, even Ward, Propaganda, now that's the definition of taxes.

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I like the pit of this guys gib

Was gonna complain Kazuul wasn't in the At-tax part, but he's in the deck at least

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I play blue because my friend introduced me to the concept of non-control blue decks, now i love playing my spellslinger decks.

I like this deck. I want to build it

I've never been so called out in my life i play butcher, dictate of erebos and grave pact... guys I'm sorry 😢

Me making sure to get infinite mana and life as fast as possible, then playing normally.

the goofy shit like "big target on our backs" with the target dog is why you're great

So I built a deck that's literally mono white hatebear tribal with stax pieces on top of the best board wipes in the format. The Commander?? Rick, Steadfast Leader. So they cry about not being able to play the game, universes beyond, or scoop.

Add some enchantment copying. One time I managed to have 3 propaganda’s on my board at the same time! Epic sauce!

"Banned from the LGS" the deck