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Cursivo
Spain
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 2 ม.ค. 2023
I make overly ambitious videos where main characters are absolute psychopaths that just want to see the world burn.
Mass Effect: How a WAR CRIMINAL Saved The Galaxy
Meet LaQuando Shepard, a seasoned war criminal and a menace to any being still holding onto a shred of decency, as he bullies his way across the galaxy to save it from total destruction.
Shepard's past is a turbulent sea of controversy and notoriety. In the smoky corners of the Citadel's pubs, hushed voices mutter, "The man might burn the house down to reheat the leftovers... but you can bet you won't eat cold."
But even the most violent soldier needs a team. Surrounding LaQuando are a motley crew of malefactors and troublemakers, including Tali, Liara, Garrus, Wrex, and Ashley.
Now, sit back and watch as LaQuando tells his story, as everything he says should be taken with a rather big grain of salt.
Hope you like this one. It's different, but I like it.
If you wanna support the channel, check out my Patreon at www.patreon.com/Cursivo
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Music credits appear at the end of the video.
Tell me in the comments what other games you'd like to see covered.
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My socials:
Instagram: noncursivo
Twitter: NonCursivo
Shepard's past is a turbulent sea of controversy and notoriety. In the smoky corners of the Citadel's pubs, hushed voices mutter, "The man might burn the house down to reheat the leftovers... but you can bet you won't eat cold."
But even the most violent soldier needs a team. Surrounding LaQuando are a motley crew of malefactors and troublemakers, including Tali, Liara, Garrus, Wrex, and Ashley.
Now, sit back and watch as LaQuando tells his story, as everything he says should be taken with a rather big grain of salt.
Hope you like this one. It's different, but I like it.
If you wanna support the channel, check out my Patreon at www.patreon.com/Cursivo
//
Music credits appear at the end of the video.
Tell me in the comments what other games you'd like to see covered.
//
My socials:
Instagram: noncursivo
Twitter: NonCursivo
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The Gordon
bro where are you?Freeman missed you so much please come back with a banger video
Man, it’s been almost a year with nothing new. We need ya, man!
too much ai
come back cursivo u the goat
It's all manipulation from the g man
still cant get over that this game is 20 years old shit i feel old :(
I haven't done anything
you know gordon is stupid here because he has hd models on
we need a metal gear solid one
The Gordon has the power of quick saving and quick loading
"We used to rob banks with him until my uncle got shot in the aorta" 🤣🤣🤣 dead!!!!
Lmao the gman ending
Aww man, sad that your other videos are not as popular.
Please please please please please do more content. Please.
41:47 i did not know you could kill them without the infrared scope
hd model ew
great video
What the fucking hell.
This video is what got me into Tomb Raider. I bought the game cause this video made it look so fun. Thank you Curviso!
Criminally underrated channel this is peak
where R u Bruhh
NO, NOT CHECH REPUBLIC!
I love the detail of the steam achievements showing up
Yeah no, now that I think about it... Dog was RIGHT THERE. He could have burst through the rubble or even opened one of the panels for you. They literally force you to go through Ravenholm.
ah yes, the quintessential idiot simulator experience. half life, full gordon
actually them not liking gordon explains a lot about why he doesnt have a helmet when the HEV Suit comes with a helmet by default
34:31 💀💀💀
wtf blames gordon like
This guy has yapmentia
thanks dr.breen
Just talk, dude. Just talk into a microphone. Please
Are you okay man?
I haven't watched this yet but I'm glad you did Mass Effect. Half Life 2, RE4, now Mass Effect. It's like you're going through my favorite games.
everyone is still waiting for a part 3
Bruh this AI voice garbage sounds stupid af.
but its funny 😂
Good
As a czech, i can confirm that this is the average experience of living in Czechia
You had me at "tomato addiction." 😂
THE AMERICAN SPY THAT DESTORYED SPAIN
That jesus christ just use the stairs was funni
Litteraly Dr. Breen Propaganda
Ld model fan vs hd model ENJOYER!
actually based hd model enjoyer
Do the expansions too lol
Imagine a crazy guy with a crowbar bhopping at you.
14:20 well, one youtuber (@DEGRAGAMES) called this a protogen 💀💀
27:40 they was peaceful
14:53 I always led him to that Soviet freezer room
8:08 this makes more sesnse than it has to