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My kobold acts like this and has a personality like Batman the whole time. "We are going to have this birthday party. It is important for this child." (she shoves an asshole shopkeeper into his shop's furnace heater and starts climbing on the walls, looking for the kid's present.)

this is a masterpiece

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This is the second DND video I’ve seen in a week that involved ATHF audio and had Meatwad voicing a Kobold. His voice fits them so well.

Another reason I love Kenku, they're considered adults after 12 years and rarely make it to 60. The silly crow people are having mid-life crises when other races are in diapers

what is it from i need audio clip 🥺

Kobolts just bein' funny little guys at age 50

Nothing beats Thri-kreen if you want to screw around with this. Adulthood by 5, considered old by 20, canonically can’t live past 35. Love those mantis bastards

Dnd nerd trivia: The average kobold in most dnd settings mature rapidly but can live to be 100 years old. However, most kobolds never survive long enough to see their first decade.

KOBOLD 💙

thumbnail is peak silly

Ain't no parking on the dance floor! I don't see no parking place nearby.

My party still doesn't know my Grung is a 2-and-a-half-year-old war veteran yet

Dragonborns: - tall and strong - highly civilized - often being talented in something - known being independent and getting out of troubles by themselves with ease - appearance letting them being very attractive or intimidating - blood of the dragons can awake in some of them wich leads to becoming a powerfull sorcerer with the scales strong as armor >lives as long as humans Kobolds: - scaled goblins - have OR self preservation instinct OR abilities to become artificer - lives in caves or sewers - you can accidentaly push one kobold that crawled on the surface and he will remember that even if you apologize - can't do shit if one will be being left alone - blood of the dragons can awake in some of them wich leads to the birth of the flying scaled goblin (they can be bullied into oblivion or even killed by the other kobolds being envious) > become old after living at least for a century Imagine your face when you being outlived by a rat

Playing an orc thats 29 and on the edge of elderly just wanting to enjoy his warlock contract and use his genie patron to keep smuggling tea, coffee, and sugar around Meanwhile the 102 year old elf is still going to every party they can anytime we enter a town

I played a goblin who was very well-versed at brewing all sorts of alcoholic drinks! The confusion of my party when I told them I was 14 years old!

My kobolds hate dumb kobolds. They will, however, be the first to volunteer to become a living cannonball when we have to siege the castle.

what races have long lives? i’m still kinda new to DnD, but also not a rookie

I always find fantasy races funny because some age like humans, while others... they don't reach adulthood until age 100 - 1,000. So you got this one guy, who looks like a 5 year old, but has lived 5 centuries.

Count your days

Moon waltz 😍🥰🥰🥰🥰

wheres the audio from

Nothing will ever be funnier to me than playing a goblin or kobold and telling your party that you're a whole 10 years old and have a wife and kids while the elf is having a stroke at just becoming an adult at just over 100 years

I played a wizard who was a dwarf. At the start of the campaign, he had an 18 Intelligence, but after the second session, his score dropped to 8 because a damn icicle impaled his frontal lobe.

D&D Where a barkeep has to keep a cheat sheet for all their clients Human, id Elf, a fine wine Dwarf, free barrel of the hardest drink Gnome, id Kobolds or Goblin, get that mf'er the strongest shit even a Dwarf cant stomach (they here for a short time, not a long time... did i say anything about a good time.)

The best part is this isn’t even an intelligence thing. Your kobold could be the smartest person in the party by a huge margin; a super genius who is amongst the most intelligent people in the world, and they’ll still act this way. They’re just built like that.

Had an Aarakocra in my game who would blankly stare at things he didn't understand, then say "I'm nine," and shrug.

The drawing isn't finished

I am surprised that kobold was not 38 weeks old

I can't stop watching it over and over I love his silly little expressions

Meanwhile elves: never shut up how they 369 years old

I am currently playing a 40 year old Goblin. Nearing the end of my days, surrounded by a Half Ork who keeps trying to copy me (we're both artificers) and a Halfling who steal everything not nailed down. This is not where he thought he'd be in the last days of his life

i want a big party with ben 10-

Not Pictured: Their Aarakocra party member, who died of old Age at 30

ah yes kobolds

I've heard this audio a couple times before. Where is it from? Also great video!

0:36 Yes I know the writing was weird here I made this in my bored free time between days.

Amazing You gay

I fail :O

Amazing

HELP MY DRAWINGS, TYSM FACELESS THIS WAS RLLY SPOOKY AND I DECLARE A SECOND HOLIDAY FOR THIS MASTERPIECE >:)

glad im not the onlt who thought of this scene lmao

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5:56 One thing, more focused on what you said; how does that works? I mean in what point someone's actions can be punished or reproachable, even if their actions are not intended to be bad or being made unconsciously? I mean, I'm a very disfunctional adult who doesn't know how social norms work, and that makes me do some pretty bad stuff even if I don't want to or I didn't know or had any idea that this thing I was doing was bad. Idk I always believed that people shouldn't get punished that much for things they didn't know we're bad, ofc I'm not defending sinny since her actions surpassed every single moral limit, but it's more like a morally grey point on it's own sense.

Top of the f**king morning to you too

Wow, love the art!! Anya and Curly look great, the lighting is also really cool <3