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wow, they turned into cavemen half way through the video, lol

34:52 catch 22 imagine being 80 years old seeing your parents

I sympathise with wade.

Watched the Wednesday shoe before it blew up and popularity and I actually enjoyed it. However, I hated seeing it everyone online when it did become popular. Still enjoy the show, but I hated seeing it everywhere

Omg I’ve seen the same thing Mark is talking about at my house in Southern California, owls and hawks HATE each other. I’ll find owl or hawk feathers in our backyard all the time. We also get birds hitting our window, Jerusalem crickets (we call em potato bugs), and also dead mice in our pool.

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the meat is the best part of the diet and has everything you need as long as you are eating good eggs and butter. raw milk helps a lot too. Tears and strains from working out is properly just from over straining which is terrible for us. seems why so many lifters get messed up.

1:31:47 see no evil

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I like watching the 3 scary games videos those are actually good

Around the end when all the details kept mashing together I couldn’t hold it together 🤣🤣🤣

"Markiplier contemplates a banana for five minutes" BROKE me. The original "Halloween" movie scared the crap out of me when near the end, Laurie has just stuck Michael in the eye with the coat hanger and she's leaning against a wall in the hallway and HE SITS UP IN THE BACKGROUND. That FREAKED me out. "Freeze Frame" by J. Geils Band makes me happy. Puts me in a great mood.

“I dump out the pee And try to put Bob in the vial!” I have been wheezing this whole time It all comes around to mark wanting revenge for being stinky

I saw a snippet of the moon bit a few days ago, and I honestly thought his reasoning for hating the moon was gonna be cuz he saw all those pictures and was like wow that’s so cool wow awesome moon photo oh wow Just to find out it was a series of those pictures where people took photos of tortillas on their windshield cuz it looked like the moon. I thought his reasoning was gonna be cuz he fell for a silly joke, repeatedly Not cuz someone has a photography hobby LOL Is he mad cuz this man has taken a crystal clear image of the moon and sees it in all its glory, regularly, cuz he has a backyard observatory, and mark cant

Does this truly get views?

The canting sounds like a cult type of vibe. Just very creepy

“Basilica de la Sagrada Familia” in Spain, its still not completed. It’s miles high, and they’re still building it. And it’s got all these hand carved details and statues, it’s enormous and they’ve been building it for over 100 years I believe. I’d consider that a wonder. Fun fact apparently it didn’t have a building permit for most of the time it’s been under construction and just recently got one 🤣 Mark describing Fort Knox and how it’s so mysterious and nobody’s been in it, made me think with that argument is Area 51 also a wonder

bob saying la was in orange county while living in california💀 this is just a perfect example of the average american's understanding of our own geography😭

THIS is the type of episodes I love best!!!!!!

This is my favorite episode, the CHAOS is so rampant ^w^ Now we know, the damage done to the Demon, Etregon

18:45 to 19:22 was a trip I may have woken up my household with the abrupt laughter 39:37 3 goobers punching themselves

I love dry sandwiches and a simple cheeseburger with nothing on it!

Its awsome mark is making a movie such a big mile stone and goal Its littarally a dream come true to millions of people I bet so many people want to do that Its awsome that Mark can

How fast they go from one subject to another and usually don’t even question each other I feel like sometimes I’m looking at my own 3 remaining brain cells

Bob "You will never look at me again!" Mark "BEHIND-" Wade "Change." I forgot that one 🤣🤣🤣

i wonder if wade knows the hat says "satly bois"

not gunna lie, this episode made me mad a little bit

I know very few people will read this, and even fewer will care, but I thought I would answer the question on where you feel like you are in your own body. Honestly, I don't get that at all. I don't feel like I'm in one specific place in my body, I just feel like I'm everywhere. I just feel like a bunch of small parts working together to create/be me, and I'm controlling all those parts at once. It's kind of like one of those city-builder games. I don't truly exist, yet I'm still controlling it all. I only exist vicariously in this weird group of things all working together, which from the outside looks to be one cohesive thing. That's the best way I can describe it. does anyone else get that feeling, or is everyone just living in their massive, buoyant balls?

What happened to the other channels videos?

So glad my J’accuse was brought up 😂

1:03:17 Mark died long ago... he is an AI tweaking

Mark exe has stopped working

Rhyming mark is dying inside hell him 😂😂😂😂😂

Wasn’t expecting milk eugenics but a pleasant surprise it was

Mark-“there’s a man behind you” Me who is face up on my bed-“sure there is” -^- (There is no space under my bed btw)

The problem with the sex dungeon is it's painted white. Thumbs down on the theming.

Wait bob doesn't even have good soundproofing he can't say bad things about wades sound proofing

Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out For A Hero" is originally from "Footloose."

suprisingly I don't have a lot of memories from my childhood but I actauly remember my first day of school and I remember my mom taking me to school on my first day and then her and my step dad would take turns carrying me and brining my sisiters and I to school and back

I would buy that t shirt.

🤣 Weird 1 is so funny. Imo it is funny then animal noises ❤ or Bob's fridge 😂. Mind you, those two episodes are still funny AF. Distractible is a great podcast!

39:10 no way i actually catch myself doing this sometimes, and I never knew why I did it

43:50 Mark sucking the point back sent me!! 😂🤣🤣

My question is do I get the money after the five years or before? Cause if I get the money before but I have to wear 3 sizes smaller I would just not go out to most places 🤷‍♂️

Ngl this episode made me cry as they talked about there memories of family and friends cause it made me realize how much I really appreciate all the people in my life

I grew up in Miami county and Shelby county 85 percent of my life. I’m an Ohio boy for life.

Half-life face huggers

It fascinates me that no one seemed to be able to notice just HOW ADHD Mark is throughout his childhood.🤣 As an ADHD kid this is the type of shit that would be ME!! I understand completely!!🎉

Damn that is actually a really good description of how adhd feels

I am just learning about this 3 months later? Well guess I lied!!!