The Best Advice From Bill Burr Ep. 5

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  • @RealMikeGibbs
    @RealMikeGibbs 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I love the fact he still makes call backs to his struggles.. that’s why he’s the 🐐

  • @bobwoww8384
    @bobwoww8384 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Bill+Nia=Gold
    U guys work so well together. Hope the kind of unity y’all shared here lasts forever❤

  • @AugustoXRock
    @AugustoXRock 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    "What did you do? Blow them?" - Dude I almost fell off the chair, that was so hilarious.

  • @sebastianm.2901
    @sebastianm.2901 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    We need time stamps like episodes 1-4 had, please!

    • @TheLegendOfLlnk
      @TheLegendOfLlnk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      or just not a 2 hour non video video.

    • @flowkimontana3120
      @flowkimontana3120 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@TheRealReid35 most these are from his podcast that is/was almost strictly audio only, so bro would just have to find random clips and try make em match. But genuinely asking here, can you think of a video that could go with it. Animations would be cool, but looonnnnngg

    • @nathdonplays2782
      @nathdonplays2782 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@flowkimontana3120facts

    • @jonathandonohoe7332
      @jonathandonohoe7332 หลายเดือนก่อน

      2 options
      1. Either do it yourself, you are getting this hilarious content for free, its the least you can do. Or
      2. Just listen and enjoy like everyone else

  • @lcg8220
    @lcg8220 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The comment about keeping each other in line at around 22:00 is something i think i really needed to hear, i had a girlfriend once who went nuts on me about 'micromanaging her' when i asked her to stop taking drugs because she was high all the goddamned time (and not just on weed), she ended up ghosting me and when she reappeared in my life she still blamed me but made it sound reasonable somehow, I've lived with that shit for a decade and i think its actually really fucked me up because I've not had a proper relationship since.
    I gotta go to therapy man, more i live the more fucked up i realise my head is.

  • @philipbates9648
    @philipbates9648 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    "I'll just be over eating a cheeseburger" Billy Bystander

  • @go4damo
    @go4damo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1h40m - one of the great parenting advice segments

    • @LordJackass
      @LordJackass 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You can make a timestamp by typing the time out like: "xx:yy:zz"

  • @rukudzomangwiro6448
    @rukudzomangwiro6448 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    “Those two animals, one was storing away food and the other one was running like a fucking jerk off and then the storm finally hit and the ant’s finally eating and the turtle beat the hare however that fucking story goes”~ Ol Billy Baldilocks

  • @jaqueitch
    @jaqueitch 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love listening to random ramblings by Bill... The Jim Croce song was awesome

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You seem like a very wise person and had a diverse life on maney levels ,your wisdom is recognized.👍

  • @dawsondudark
    @dawsondudark 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Ngl Nia’s breakup strategy was comedic genius 😂

  • @PurushNahiMahaPurush
    @PurushNahiMahaPurush 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:51:43 I love the sudden transition bill has lol

  • @NotoriousJKB.
    @NotoriousJKB. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Listening to this from a futon

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Steve harvey is cool on family fude but YOU are the man ,love it when someone tells it like it is .😂🤣🤪👌👍keep haveing fun with the podcast ,we love it 😁

  • @dnbalex27
    @dnbalex27 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    THE GOAT

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The funny thing is ,we know you absolutely love women but have such a fuckn funny sence of comidy about the whole friggin situation and dude you know your the luckyest guy to have a great women in your life that understands your outlook on the whole shit ,im not jelouse ,just happy you found someone that gets it .😇

  • @Anona_Meows
    @Anona_Meows 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The first story where the wife quit her job; maybe she is the partner who is doing most of the cleaning, laundry, childcare, and cooking. (Like his lady briefly mentioned.)
    This can be extremely time-consuming and stressful. Especially if she isn't feeling appreciated for her efforts. And has to clean up after him. It can lead to a lot of resentments. Especially if she's working all day.
    Not saying that is the situation here. But since he didn't even bring up who is doing the domestic stuff, I have a feeling she likely is doing the majority of it. That is a big part of a marriage that he omitted from his letter. If he was doing it too, he'd have mentioned it.
    This is a pretty common issue with modern double income households. The wife is still doing most of the house work and child rearing, while also working. Then they get burnt out.
    And unfortunately, if the house is a mess or kids are not put together, people judge the woman more.
    But if they need the money, they need the money. Agree they should down size and have a real discussion. Bill had solid advice in this one imo. In this economy, it's probably a good idea regardless.
    I just don't think we should automatically assume she wants to bleed him dry.🤷🏼‍♀️ two sides to every story, ya know.

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Uer awsome 😅🤣😁self disaplin is the way to go man ,exalent ,right friggin on .🙏👍

  • @birdieboy02
    @birdieboy02 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    42:13 note to self

  • @Tina-pm1nr
    @Tina-pm1nr 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Id pay you to be my therapist any day that ends in y!! Youve got a gift for sure!

  • @go4damo
    @go4damo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1h10m - A.D.D., O.C.D. advice

  • @themadcroc8535
    @themadcroc8535 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nice vocals Bill

  • @SesameStreetRacingChannel
    @SesameStreetRacingChannel 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jim Croce "Operator"...Beautiful song...Jim Croce sadly died in a plane crash at age 30 while on tour.

  • @zachkennedy9282
    @zachkennedy9282 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    24:15 wow what a cringe bag

  • @akrobatik7154
    @akrobatik7154 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Billy Baritone ftw!

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Trust me ,when a chick is ( all over the map) unquote...she don't care about you ,she's all about herself and needs to ,( GROW UP)

  • @LordSpacePotato
    @LordSpacePotato 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hour 1 - timestamps
    do hour 2 yourself xD (i might finish this some other time)
    0:01 - 10:37 - Dual income Household
    10:37 - 16:54 - Best Friend Cheated on... with another friend, what to do
    16:55 - 22:52 - Girlfriend has a Cannabis Problem
    22:52 - 27:54 - {26:26 - 27:54 Amazon intermission} - how to leave one's number after being shitfaced, tastefully.
    27:54 - 32:40 - ({Complicated} - a variety of takeaways) - the gist was someone having a family dispute and needed advice on handling it
    32:40 - 41:00 - to fuck the boss's wife, or not to fuck the boss's wife, that is the question? idfk
    41:00 - 53:23 - what do to when you fall out of love with your significant other (from the perspective of a chick)
    53:23 - 59:30 - neighbors parking in shitty spots or some such - (and how to achieve inner zen - challenge impossible)

  • @clausjuergenwalde7251
    @clausjuergenwalde7251 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I don’t drink often. But when I do, i drink a lot, and often.

  • @austincopeland6177
    @austincopeland6177 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bill nailed it when it comes to the rude/annoying mother in law. I know how to bug the shit out of her without being too vindictive. 😅 she knows I’m doing it but can’t say shit because she’ll look like a nut. She’s chilled out a lot in the 11yrs I’ve been married to her daughter

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bin there done that

  • @S1Z3M
    @S1Z3M หลายเดือนก่อน

    Billy Big Bucks, WTF man, what's with skipping Adelaide on your Australian tour?

  • @AlexanderSuraphel
    @AlexanderSuraphel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1. ****00:00:00**** - "My girl quit her job and we can't afford our house, cars, etc. without her working. What should I do?"
    2. ****00:11:20**** - "I found out my best friend's girlfriend has been cheating on him with our other best friend. Should I tell him or let it play out?"
    3. ****00:17:16**** - "My girlfriend smokes weed all the time and it's becoming a problem. Should I address it with her?"
    4. ****00:23:20**** - "I met a girl at a bar while drunk and gave her my number. Should I message her and apologize for being drunk?"
    5. ****00:28:28**** - "My mother made a rude comment about not wanting her money mixed with my husband's after she dies. How should I handle this?"
    6. ****00:35:17**** - "My neighbors have a shitbox car collecting problem and it's causing issues. What should I do?"
    7. ****00:56:59**** - "My husband gets upset when I let our kids watch thriller movies. Is this a valid concern?"
    8. ****01:06:36**** - "I found out my sister has a different dad. Should I tell her or talk to my parents about it?"
    9. ****01:16:59**** - "Should I buy my crush a Christmas present to show I'm into her?"
    10. ****01:47:09**** - "I found a weird sex store purchase made by my wife. How should I confront her about it?"
    11. ****01:54:10**** - "I work full-time and go to school, but I feel like a loser compared to my family. How do I deal with this?"

  • @destroyermaker
    @destroyermaker 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    39:00 Easy for a woman to say

  • @Some_Idiot_on_the_Internet
    @Some_Idiot_on_the_Internet 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The horror movie mom story, her husband is a wimp. He's afraid and he's projecting it on his kids.

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Eh ,you were wondering about best fire arm ,well 3030 is my opinion ,thats all .🤷‍♂️

  • @JK-fy8qb
    @JK-fy8qb 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    love eatch other ! stay human ...

  • @deanlute794
    @deanlute794 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Tell him.

  • @swerth
    @swerth 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great wife

  • @VogtTD
    @VogtTD 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Who gives a fuck if she smokes bowls through the day? Comparing weed to alcoholism is asinine.

    • @slickbricknick123
      @slickbricknick123 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you. Let’s see what happens when someone is shitfaced drunk vs completely gone from weed.

    • @DoubleDeckerDave
      @DoubleDeckerDave 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      it’s just a plant maaaan like it’s not hurting anyone duuuuuude

  • @AllanAdamson
    @AllanAdamson 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    simply, I blame him, he chose the wrong woman

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Shaved beaver creeps me out too.i like nature as nature is ment to be .trends are what they are but nature is nature ,no polotics,no judgements,it is what it is.🙏shaulin for life.

    • @TheHypeIsMellow1995
      @TheHypeIsMellow1995 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What are your thoughts on girls with armpit hair?

  • @_munkykok_
    @_munkykok_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    respecc

  • @beepbopboop7727
    @beepbopboop7727 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don’t think they can afford single income. Most people are dual income Bill, not everyone is a millionaire. Get Nia!

  • @deanlute794
    @deanlute794 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have never checked or touched another guys phone what the hell?

  • @later7896
    @later7896 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How can you watch someone steal your stuff . They took what you let them

  • @RUSTYdayo
    @RUSTYdayo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    why are you dressed for a sport that wouldn't have you? BOOM!

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    When i was 20 yrs old i took on 5 guys to defend my woman ,and won .thats not a brag ,just a fact .don't care who doesn't believe it .that was half way threw my training .im 68 now ,but i could loose the next battle ,thats just reallity.hardest thing is to defend against is a coward that uses a liethal weapon from behind ....but IT CAN BE DONE .if you see them comeing ,you have the advantage .train.🙏

    • @fVcker1
      @fVcker1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      One time I saw a squirrel and I ran away

    • @daedae2042
      @daedae2042 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Holy shit bro your him.😮

    • @davidsteen4826
      @davidsteen4826 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The comment you posted hurt my brain irreparably.

  • @BNedr218
    @BNedr218 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    🎉

  • @jussysheart
    @jussysheart 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These are old.

  • @chase_like_the_bank
    @chase_like_the_bank 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Censoring too annoying. Can't watch this one

  • @jimjim-hx6fd
    @jimjim-hx6fd 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That first one's on the dude. The woman's being shitty, no doubt; but maybe don't have two kids with someone who has a long history of being selfish and irresponsible.

  • @hazsel3
    @hazsel3 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

  • @jemand8462
    @jemand8462 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why do these repeat each other all the time? Heard all of them years ago

  • @Hardcore-Homestead
    @Hardcore-Homestead 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You edited it out all the curse words thumbs down

  • @ramg8901
    @ramg8901 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It is her right as a wife and mother to stay home, but at the same time it will be her responsibility to have three meals on the table and keep the kids and house immaculate. This is what the women who marched and got our rights to stay home taken away get. Because of them the men’s wages were cut because of the women flooding the work force. It is not right to add financial stress to our men, so Bill is correct and they need to downsize.

    • @NerdySabbath
      @NerdySabbath 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Started off sane but then ya went off the rails quick

  • @JustDItY
    @JustDItY 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this was awful...

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Friggin dam strait ,99% of the people you grew up with have NOTHING to do with whatever you will succeed at in your life .your successes are your choice ,take and don't appologize ,you have one life ,own it .period.🙏like yourself but be honest with yourself,don't ignore what it means to have " self respect" but know that we all make mistakes ,we learn sometimes from mistakes ...the only real mistake is makeing the same mistake over and over and over and over .....use your mind to recognize your mistake,use your intentions to correct and learn from the mistake ,then you grow .🫳🫴🤛🤜🙏