Fartiquette | Pretend Problems Ep. 19

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @clhmellis
    @clhmellis 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Here for the fart stories! In 7th grade, I was sitting at my desk in Spanish class. I bent down to tie my shoe and ripped a fart, causing me to smack my head on the underside of my desk and fall out of my chair. While sitting next to my crush. I think I recovered by saying, "Oops."

  • @lyssadt
    @lyssadt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I am 26 minutes and 52 seconds in and can CONFIDENTLY say this is my favorite episode to date 😂🤣

  • @pesky716
    @pesky716 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh, you went to Parlour. 😂 I had a suspicion when you said their burgers were salty. The moment you said known for their old fashioned’s and burgers it was a lock.

  • @josh.o9
    @josh.o9 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I stand with Chad.
    My girlfriend and I will see you in Madison on Saturday for your special, Kelsey! Woot woot 🙌🏼

  • @Blackbird9070
    @Blackbird9070 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    100% Would vote for Chad for President

  • @milesdorst7120
    @milesdorst7120 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    23:36 two-farter

  • @jessicafairfax_Bens_Bees
    @jessicafairfax_Bens_Bees 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love this episode 🥰🤣 you are both so relatable. The fart segment made me think of waking up to my husband farting a little tune on my side the other morning followed by our German shepherd farting as I crawled out of bed. Between the two of them, I was forced to evacuate the room the smell was so pungent I was like something had died. 😂🤢

  • @felixreali7101
    @felixreali7101 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    highlight of my day, my two fav comedians 😋😋

  • @pihla01
    @pihla01 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yes to the new middle section of the pod! 👏🏻 Like to get to know you guys better. 🙂

  • @madelinepraye1393
    @madelinepraye1393 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hearing you mention my home town in this podcast was surreal! Come back to Leavenworth and try more restaurants!

  • @bamir1
    @bamir1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'd love to see Taylor Tomlinson as a guest

  • @richabolistic
    @richabolistic 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Shirt Idea: Hangin’ Chad 😂
    Love the pod!
    Cook-n’ with Hangin’ Chad?

  • @jefferyzellner5611
    @jefferyzellner5611 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Daniels - Cook 2024. You’ve got my vote!

  • @weld4beer106
    @weld4beer106 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Definitely here for this party 🎉

  • @andrewstacey4868
    @andrewstacey4868 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I stand with Chad!! I also sit with a pillow covering my Fupa

  • @jasonsmith2775
    @jasonsmith2775 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cruising speed of a commercial jet: 475 - 575 mph.
    Now you know.

  • @felixreali7101
    @felixreali7101 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "glass-sensors" going off??? 😂😂😂😂

  • @jrverde218
    @jrverde218 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Speaking of “fartiquette” do you plan on coming up to Duluth anytime this year?

  • @thundre398
    @thundre398 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That is some old guy knowledge… defacing money being a crime is so old school. The truth is that by definition the money is your property and there is no penalty for destroying it.

  • @emilyarbogast5787
    @emilyarbogast5787 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    hilarious fart riff

  • @jrverde218
    @jrverde218 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wisconsin BLOWS

  • @richardrodriguez3732
    @richardrodriguez3732 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Chad looks like he's lipping a pouch of allergy meds.....😅

  • @lalah9481
    @lalah9481 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh sh%#…
    RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG!!!
    Defiance disorders are real and can be horrible for families.
    That being said…
    I just watched a documentary on Netflix about these facilities. Get him out before it’s too late!
    So awful. So destructive. Really heartbreaking. Total rip off by people who are greedy for profit and who could care less about your child.

    • @lalah9481
      @lalah9481 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also I believe 60 minutes did a show (shows) on these places.
      There are testimonies in congress about them too.

  • @dustinmorton942
    @dustinmorton942 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ugh. Please don’t let “ghost stories” become a regular segment of your show. Dan and Lindsay already have a whole podcast about that. And I’m with Chad. They’re all crap anyway.

  • @dawsonjohannes613
    @dawsonjohannes613 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Holy shit, just found your femoral head on your Instagram. Your hip was, uh, NOT happy.

  • @chrisolofson7011
    @chrisolofson7011 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5-8 Club burgers are trash... go to Matt's next time. 10x better.

    • @Zoljega
      @Zoljega 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cadillac Ranch restaurant at the Mall of America has the best Juicy Lucy I've ever had. Better than Matt's or 5-8.

  • @lalah9481
    @lalah9481 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    🤣🤣🤣🤭ROFLMAO
    My hubby had a fart the other day that sounded like a baby filling a diaper, and I said so while exiting the room laughing…
    Too honest? Maybe. However, he laughed too.
    Sadly, he claims his farts don’t smell.🫣🤭🙄
    We are both pretty thick, and this can create crazy acoustics when poppin off. The absolute worst are the SBDs. Run!
    I am lucky enough to be married to a Chad and he ‘gave explicit permission’ for me to let it rip. Up until then I had been removing myself to release gas almost to the point of misery. Really sweet of him to notice.💖✨💖
    It’s a part of the human body’s processing… but it’s also connected to what we eat. So we do have some control.
    I think the wife was probably grossed out. Many women have issues with erasing the thoughts n images in the brain to do the nasty. So maybe it wasn’t an excuse. Always thinking the devious Chad, sad-but funny AF.

  • @BeeBee-ei1qy
    @BeeBee-ei1qy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂 fifth degree assault a farther assault 🎉 love this episode and the jokes it may bring 😮😂