don't make them melee. they'll crumple like paper. As a personal challenge a while back I did a Winston waves run as tribal wizards, and my ten-year-old slave Danny [that I have immortalized in song] was my third melee blocker, and royally got his ass handed to him even in good child-sized plate armor, a helmet, and an excellent monosword. Raiders had it in for Danny
AA is Confirmed Research Scientist for Vault-Tec. Random Population test meant to stretch Mental, Physical and Societal bounds to their limits uncaring about Morality? Les do it.
When I finished watching the Into The Shadows episode about The Pied Piper, I looked up at my notifications to discover TH-cam recommending this video. I want to emphasize how surreal it is to go from a video of 100+ children disappearing, led away by a single shady individual, to a video about AA trying to get 100 children to build a society for him. I'm onto you, AA!
I love how nonchalantly I just watched someone experiment by killing hundreds of babies and children. It's the friendly narration, makes you forget what you're watching.
reminds me of the time I tried to recreate the Magic Schoolbus cast in Rimworld: all children with various traits, flaws, and interests, led by the God-tier Ms Frizzle (who had max stats and passions in all skills, because that's just how the Frizz do). It was going decently for a while, but then Ms Frizzle somehow got kidnapped by a single raider and the colony quickly fell apart after that. Not my proudest run XD
Imagine the course of events that would lead to 100 babies being dropped onto a Rimworld. I imagine they were hoping they'd land on a local settlement and not literally a mountain range
I didnt know watching 100 toddlers starve to death in the wilderness could be this much fun to watch. Also, i like to imagine that insect jelly tastes a bit like lychee.
I literally subscribed because of the last 20 seconds. Either it's an extremely real moment or a perfect example of dry humour with the delivery. I'm here for both.
The first run is Rimworld at its finest: rats and squirrels destroying colonies, the Man in Black being useless, and resorting to eating corpses (how did a child devour a whole ibex?)
Children in rimworld are such a strange thing, when they cry and a colonist appears nearby, he gets debuffs, at such moments you just want to blow them ALL up! And when they laugh, it becomes good, because the colonists get buffs. And I don't want to blow them up)
lorewise, it wouldn't bee too unrealistic of a scenario for rimworld to have a crashlanded pod swarm of 100 infants on the planet only to die of starvation due to a lack of guardians
Can we all take a moment and appreciate rimworld for giving us the opportunity to be a sadistic ruler whilst watching your child labourers dying in horrendous ways.
Rimwooooorld baby! AA, you got me into Rimworld; bought it when I got pretty sick, right around my birthday in 2021. I had to self-isolate, so clocked just shy of 200 hours the first 2 weeks. Just clocked 3100 hours last week. Only BFME2 has gotten this many hours from me.
So a mod called Vanilla Expanded Fungoids came out if you hadn't heard. It adds a gene that makes the xenotype contagious via melee attacks. But this gene can be added to any xenotype.
Thing is basicly this thing happened in real life. In the form of 15 kids being trapped on an island for a few years. They managed to work things out and go all robbinsion caruso.
Have you thought about doing a single man start run, but make it so a new colonist shows up every single day? You can set it up as an event in the scenario editor.
ambiguousamphibian - Can he Survive with a 100 children? Me - Can 100 children survive me because how do they eat 1200 PSM's in like 3 days? Edit Also 9:55 please notice the children carrying rice to the portrait of ambiguousamphibian so they can feed him.
On an island, one hundred kids land, / Facing danger, they all take a stand. / With courage, they fight, / Through the day and the night, / Fending off beasts with a brave little band.
Rimworld needs the AmbiguousAmphibian mod, which collects clips of all important moments of a playthrough then makes a little story out of it and then narrates it.
I find it funny children who literally crashlanded into an unknown world, probably doesnt know what the hell is going on, all suddenly organized themselves to create crop zones, assigned sleeping spots, create table, chairs and somehow a Nutrient dispenser and a woodfired generator
How about a Sims 3 rags to riches challenge(0 to 1 million Simoleans) But can only make money from collecting stuff so no job, no moving into a rich household, no World Adventures(Too easy to get rich collecting with it), No inheritance lifetime award, No magic lamp lifetime award, no buying properties for weekly profits, and no opportunities. Just collecting stuff. Then make it a no skills challenge plus mood and needs must be maintained so no staying dirty or peeing pants and complaining about hunger or being tired. Start off on an empty lot, build/buy on another until 0 Simoleans or start with 0 and free real estate for an empty lot... whatever method you choose. Collecting collectables, rummaging through trash, harvesting, exploring the catacombs(genie lamp and fortune wish allowed if you get one from a catacomb), earn enough on day 1 for a bed and maybe a fridge and so on and so forth until you have a million Simoleans in cash/home lot value and ofcourse are still unskilled.
@@timothymcleanour Froggy Friend is arguably fulfilling the role of the latter, but yeah I was also thinking about how it plays out IRL when the adult is literally in the same space
@kaitlynn_L I think @timothymclean is talking about the "stance" libertarians take about age of consent 😂 I will point out that the first crazed invader is named Klomster 🙃 might have had more success if he asked Keemstar for help.
Only Rimworld could provide a realistic child soldier simulator.
don't make them melee. they'll crumple like paper. As a personal challenge a while back I did a Winston waves run as tribal wizards, and my ten-year-old slave Danny [that I have immortalized in song] was my third melee blocker, and royally got his ass handed to him even in good child-sized plate armor, a helmet, and an excellent monosword. Raiders had it in for Danny
Well, there were those missions in MGSV...
Children are surprisingly effective at using miniguns 5x their weight
My daycare growing up had one one.
Tbh kids are wayyy more enthusiastic and agreeable when asked to do random ass tasks then adults are🙄
"Give children jobs theyre passionate about"
"Children mining the stone"
So children really do yearn for the mines.
Bro the year is 5500 children are different these days
Yep! Turns out that's why Minecraft is so popular amongst the youths. There's something in their genes that craves the mine.
@@bread6811Obviously not since they were passionate about mining
Children in groups often yell the word “Mine!”
they're minors, it's in the name
Nikolai is such a mood, when you can't save your infant bretheren so you go insane and start feasting on a deer corpse
Gosh, if I had a nickel for every time I went insane and started feasting on a deer corpse!
relatable
He didn't go insane.
It's typical condition for Russian.
"If I had a nickel for every time I did that, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice." -Rimworld Doofinshmirtz
Ahh Nikolai is such a wonderful guy.. every country has their own variants with different names; yes?
Now THIS is the _Lord of the Flies_ adaption I can get behind.
Yea this is what I was thinking the whole time
I, too, was thinking this. Some stories are eternal, particularly those where children behave badly.
Years ago, I also almost lost a daughter to a guinea pig attack. Art imitates life!
Sucks to your arsemar!
I can't help but feel that this sort of content is what AA is best suited for. Mass experiments of absolute haphazard cruelty.
He is. It's what first drew me to him.
AA is Confirmed Research Scientist for Vault-Tec. Random Population test meant to stretch Mental, Physical and Societal bounds to their limits uncaring about Morality? Les do it.
I hope he starts doing more like this again.
@@Alizudo Yes. We thirst for more nihilistic Space Lord of the Flies baby rains like this.
With soothing voice to add
Little Lucy clubbing that intruder like baby seal who owed her money had me in stitches.
When I finished watching the Into The Shadows episode about The Pied Piper, I looked up at my notifications to discover TH-cam recommending this video. I want to emphasize how surreal it is to go from a video of 100+ children disappearing, led away by a single shady individual, to a video about AA trying to get 100 children to build a society for him.
I'm onto you, AA!
That hilarious! xD
It's too perfect. A rat was involved, a cave was involved. These are definitely not major stretches of coincidence and it's all coming together. :D
What a glorious profile picture you have.
"He had earned a meal, but at the steep cost of his mortal life." Im losing it 😂
I love that you gave the infant and "no food" attempts an actual shot, so that no one could say you cheated with giving them packaged food.
“Only one child named Zion survived” you could make a religion out of this
Noooo no no NOT AGAIN
Wait, dont.
"I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously it is a chore like any other."
We don’t want any rats sorry
As a father this 100 babies laying on the ground starving was anxiety inducing
Then I can guess you’re a great dad.
As a father of 100 babies, this is just a normal day for me.
@@NA-ANThat cannot be where the bar is 😂
@@iLLya_ It's that low because of me (I'm a terrible father)
The idea of 98 babies having to rely on the empathy of 2 toddlers is the most terrifying set piece I've seen in Rimworld.
5:29 Imagine a caravan is strolling through the area and they just find the corpses of 100 perished children scattered around
Or less...depending on how much of the corpses have been eaten by animals...
99 corpses and one called Zion still alive, and that is how we created the most sucesfull religion in the 'verse
Meat's meat.
“Just another day in the rim huh?”
“True that.”
@@no_opinion1065such is life on the Rim
This summer camp isn't quite what I expected. My daughter hated it but she built herself a new bedroom when she got home so...
Finally I can use my English degree to laugh at funny TH-cam man parodying lord of the flies
Literally every bilingual person that speaks english.
Why'd you need a degree to read a YA novel?
I read your comment in an eastern european accent
Put a link to this video on your resume and watch the job offers roll in
Just as I made my way to the comment section to mention lord of the flies, you beat me to it
I love how nonchalantly I just watched someone experiment by killing hundreds of babies and children. It's the friendly narration, makes you forget what you're watching.
reminds me of the time I tried to recreate the Magic Schoolbus cast in Rimworld: all children with various traits, flaws, and interests, led by the God-tier Ms Frizzle (who had max stats and passions in all skills, because that's just how the Frizz do). It was going decently for a while, but then Ms Frizzle somehow got kidnapped by a single raider and the colony quickly fell apart after that. Not my proudest run XD
Did you remember the pet lizard?
@@timothymclean I absolutely did. Lizzie the Iguana was the revered colony pet and also completely unhelpful lol
This hits different now that AA has told he used to be a teacher
He was???
Even more shocking, AA used to be a baby
@@gummybread I think it´s called a tadpole
i like how harker in 5:56 is just casually sleeping with rat on itself like a blanket lol.
You should do a run with one dad and 100 infants. The dad has to struggle to feed 100 while protecting from the onslaught of rim world
WE'RE MAKING IT OUT OF MONETIZATION WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
5:25
...only one survivor, until he too fell in battle to a raccoon
😂
Imagine the course of events that would lead to 100 babies being dropped onto a Rimworld. I imagine they were hoping they'd land on a local settlement and not literally a mountain range
The fact that so many orphanage ships keep breaking down over rim world leads me to believe it isn’t an accident anymore
I assume the rimworld is infested by interstellar pirates because we see so many on the ground
I didnt know watching 100 toddlers starve to death in the wilderness could be this much fun to watch.
Also, i like to imagine that insect jelly tastes a bit like lychee.
I literally subscribed because of the last 20 seconds. Either it's an extremely real moment or a perfect example of dry humour with the delivery. I'm here for both.
The first run is Rimworld at its finest: rats and squirrels destroying colonies, the Man in Black being useless, and resorting to eating corpses (how did a child devour a whole ibex?)
Children in rimworld are such a strange thing, when they cry and a colonist appears nearby, he gets debuffs, at such moments you just want to blow them ALL up! And when they laugh, it becomes good, because the colonists get buffs. And I don't want to blow them up)
AA, I love your rinworld videos, and the way you write your videos just fits the rimworld narrative so well
“What are we? Humans? Or animals? Or savages? What’s grownups going to think?”
Piggy, Lord of the Flies
"I may have lost a couple of them" shows a child getting torn apart by a group of rabbits 9:25
lorewise, it wouldn't bee too unrealistic of a scenario for rimworld to have a crashlanded pod swarm of 100 infants on the planet only to die of starvation due to a lack of guardians
Well, your story telling skill IS quite good!
the videos are starting to hit me on a spiritual level now
one thing i like about your content is that you sometimes fail
thats what makes your videos unpredictable and enjoyable to watch
Lol, that ending. Thanks for the view behind the curtain there
Thank god i missed the rimworld videos. Good to see you doing them again man!
"most of the young ones threw hands, sometimes literally" I need more of this, I understand it's basically impossible but this is 10/10 content 😂
AA reads Lord of the Flies and gets ideas lol
love it.
You gotta keep going with this one so we see how they turn out as senior citizens lol
Something about a pig head writhing in flies. Pig flies.. no. Fly pig, no.. oh lord. I just can't remember.
I was expecting 'single adult, 100 babies' lol.
The results of this video will dictate what I do with my 100 children
The summary at the end was very accurate hahaha, we come for the gameplay and we stay for the smooth voice :-)
I see AmbiguiousAmphibian Rimworld video, I click
You should make a custom scenario of this, it seems like a genuinely fun challenge
RimWorld videos are reason I subscribed to AA and I'm happy he still makes them from time to time
Can we all take a moment and appreciate rimworld for giving us the opportunity to be a sadistic ruler whilst watching your child labourers dying in horrendous ways.
This is certainly the most creative way to find yourself on a protective services watch list
Thinking about a baby brawling a squirrel is nuts
Looking at body size and weight in game, a squirrel is 12kg/26 pounds. Not quite an ROUS, but larger than a small dog IRL.
I did this once actually, but all the children wouldn't do jack shit and just go around and play, draw on the floor, or nature run.
Its good to see you playing rimworld again
Its how i found your channel
9:45 the truth.... "i suck at videogames but i compansate with magnificent storytelling"..... yea your storytelling is really nice, love your videos!
should have done this on an island with only bois for the "lord of the Flies" theme...
Rimwooooorld baby! AA, you got me into Rimworld; bought it when I got pretty sick, right around my birthday in 2021. I had to self-isolate, so clocked just shy of 200 hours the first 2 weeks. Just clocked 3100 hours last week. Only BFME2 has gotten this many hours from me.
BFME2 is such a great game
didnt even watch the video, only read the title and im already dying of laughter xD
So a mod called Vanilla Expanded Fungoids came out if you hadn't heard. It adds a gene that makes the xenotype contagious via melee attacks.
But this gene can be added to any xenotype.
Thing is basicly this thing happened in real life. In the form of 15 kids being trapped on an island for a few years. They managed to work things out and go all robbinsion caruso.
Robinson Crusoe lol
you mean the portable meat stacks? theyre basically non spoilable food and bodyshields
Have you thought about doing a single man start run, but make it so a new colonist shows up every single day? You can set it up as an event in the scenario editor.
Every time a child gets forced to cut stone, I smile
[or unruly children get jacked the FUGG UP by their peers during mental breaks]
Wow how good is your computer to handle 100 pawns
I use this channel to learn English. The script and use of vocabulary that this man has is fantastic 😁
idk but ı felt like ım watching a show that 100 orphans fight for their life and the winner gets adopted.
ambiguousamphibian - Can he Survive with a 100 children?
Me - Can 100 children survive me because how do they eat 1200 PSM's in like 3 days?
Edit Also 9:55 please notice the children carrying rice to the portrait of ambiguousamphibian so they can feed him.
I tried a similar challenge once, except it was with adults that had childlike perks/personalities.
Turns out that’s just a regular game if Rimworld
"By cheating only a few times and editing it out to make it look like I know what I'm doing." Lolol well played sir!
On an island, one hundred kids land, / Facing danger, they all take a stand. / With courage, they fight, / Through the day and the night, / Fending off beasts with a brave little band.
Rimworld needs the AmbiguousAmphibian mod, which collects clips of all important moments of a playthrough then makes a little story out of it and then narrates it.
This video being exactly 10 minutes feels like the best joke.
Gotta optimize for that 2013 TH-cam algorithm, man.
FINALLY IT HAPPENED SHALL THE GODS BLESS THIS
I love your videos so much @ambiguousamphibian! Always a treat when a new one gets released!
Ah yes, the "100" show has finally been adapted into a video game
I find it funny children who literally crashlanded into an unknown world, probably doesnt know what the hell is going on, all suddenly organized themselves to create crop zones, assigned sleeping spots, create table, chairs and somehow a Nutrient dispenser and a woodfired generator
Im thinking a challenge about build a successful colony with everyone on the planet are force to become pyromaniac, will that be fun?
How about a Sims 3 rags to riches challenge(0 to 1 million Simoleans) But can only make money from collecting stuff so no job, no moving into a rich household, no World Adventures(Too easy to get rich collecting with it), No inheritance lifetime award, No magic lamp lifetime award, no buying properties for weekly profits, and no opportunities. Just collecting stuff. Then make it a no skills challenge plus mood and needs must be maintained so no staying dirty or peeing pants and complaining about hunger or being tired.
Start off on an empty lot, build/buy on another until 0 Simoleans or start with 0 and free real estate for an empty lot... whatever method you choose. Collecting collectables, rummaging through trash, harvesting, exploring the catacombs(genie lamp and fortune wish allowed if you get one from a catacomb), earn enough on day 1 for a bed and maybe a fridge and so on and so forth until you have a million Simoleans in cash/home lot value and ofcourse are still unskilled.
man i wish you play rimworld like those those playthrough few years ago theyre so cool
If you had them assemble IPhones, you could have labeled this a Chinese documentary.
Like the first 100 tv except they all die after landing lol
"nearly died in combat with a gunea pig"
ngl, I can see that happening.
This game is very realistic in that regard.
CONTINUE THIS PLEASE
Wow, you reveal to us that you were a middle school teacher and then IMMEDIATELY treat us to a "day in the life".
AA really said double or nothing to Reggie’s 50 alcoholic drunk explosive children video
Rim world version of lord of the flies.
Lord of The Space Flies... I guess
Imagine if tthis is canon now instead of adam and eve this is how god actually made humanity
Big G: only the strong
9:39 I appreciate the honesty.
This is still completely believable scenarios in Rimworld.
Better than a Promise Neverland season 2
wdm there is no season 2.
@@USELESSDCK wink.
I miss your old rimworld/zomboid videos with satie’s music and philosophical quotes…
I love that AA farms insane liberatain fantasies for content. 😂
No, a Libertarian fantasy would be a bunch of children _and one adult in charge._
@@timothymcleanour Froggy Friend is arguably fulfilling the role of the latter, but yeah I was also thinking about how it plays out IRL when the adult is literally in the same space
@kaitlynn_L I think @timothymclean is talking about the "stance" libertarians take about age of consent 😂
I will point out that the first crazed invader is named Klomster 🙃 might have had more success if he asked Keemstar for help.
I miss the heck out of these videos. Thanks, man!!!
Finally… the content I subscribed for
So AA has finally begun his Solidus Arc by creating an army of child soldiers, truly we live in good times.
AA playing Rimworld again let’s gooo
ive never read hunger games but im pretty sure this is how it works
I get so excited when I see you post Rimworld videos. I'm gonna sit here and play rimworld while I watch you play it! Sorry... I'm fangirling..
I literally just got off of a Mechanist playthrough just to see this 😂
I like the subtle nod to darkest dungeon in the narration :)
HOLY SHIT. The infant run had me fucking dying the whole time
Someone probably already mentioned this but for the start up you probably could have used the scenario editor instead of using an autoclicker.