Why is there no Wi-Fi?! I feel like I'm going to cry. The wind and the rain Have brought me this pain But this time I know I will die. I was watching a black and white cat Get stuck in somebody's hat When the screen, it went dark. Not a single light sparked. There was nothing, and that was that. I cried to the heavens, "So this is the end!! Not a signal, nor data, nor hotspot to lend?!" I shouted and wept My sorrow I kept In my broken heart, never to mend.
"You can't live on just meat." "Explain that to a lion!" Actually, lions need to eat herbivores because of the grass in their diet. When lions don't feel well sometimes they chew on grass!
They’re still getting the nutrients from the meat... Not all predators eat only herbivores. The meat from a herbivore isn’t any different from that of a carnivore either. Although, the chewing on grass part is true; dogs and other carnivores will do it as well.
Man, you never cease to make me laugh! The makeup/costume in this one was top notch! Also, that lamp and vase and picture frame breaking had to be an accident! It was too perfect!
They did a great job with the makeup on Matt!!! I didn't even recognize him at first! Even after he talked I thought they might have just done a voiceover; but some of his mannerisms gave him away too. GREAT JOB TO THE MAKEUP ARTISTS!!!!
There is two paintings in the background that is exactly alike And it’s driving art senses *CRAZY!!!* 2:14 thank you art gods ...... BUT NOW THE PAINTING IS SO INCONSISTENTLY HUNG😭 *THIS IS KILLING ME!!!*
"Share with all your vegetarian friends, the self righteous ones." Matthew Meese, on behalf of vegetarians everywhere, I am offended. But I still love you, Matt! 😊😊
I just realized that when Matt said, "It's just something the body does," he was referencing the funeral episode where Matt was trying so hard not to laugh in the coffin.
Ahhhh, this is the classic Studio C that I love. Genuinely witty jokes and comedy that is not sprung from 1 person being a total moron the entire sketch. Keep it up guys, this was great!!!
I really liked this sketch. The makeup on Matt was the best part, but it was a funny sketch nonetheless. Here's a list of how I thought it could be improved though: Adam's performAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH. I need help.
Roses are red Violets are blue I wasn't first And neither were you Even if you were the first like, Or view, Or comment, I don't care Before anyone could like, Or view, Or comment, Studio c was already there
My nose was bleeding once, and I can't stand the sight of blood, so I was crying and then I watched this sketch and I started to laugh and feel better. Thank you Studio C!
Actually if you ate only bacon for a month you would lose weight. Your body would switch from burning carbs/sugars as energy and switch to burning fats as energy; this is called ketosis and is actually a new trend called the Keto diet, though it's not bacon ONLY. This sketch is hilarious just like the rest of studio C.
Olive O'Connor stop equating ketosis with mono diets. There are dramatically different factors at work. A ketogenic state just means your body uses fat as fuel. Eating only low carb high fat foods keeps you in ketosis and is actually very anti-inflammatory
Joshua-While it's increasing in popularity recently, there is evidence that ketosis was used as a healing state back in the time of Hippocrates- almost 300 years BC. So, not really a new trend. Lol.
I've filled in a little... but i have never felt better- AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..................*Blink*........... How are you guys?!! *Stares at Matt*
Matt's words of wisdom- All the wisdom you'll ever need "I am as healthy as an ox, and weigh as much as an ox" "Bacon has everything you need, meat" "I have it delivered by Amazon drone. Sometimes it just hovers over my head and feeds me" "It would be nice if I could fit in my bathtub again" "Let's go before I die"
After going to a live taping, I realized how much work goes into each sketch! People have to set up the set, from the walls to the floor to the books on the shelf, give the cast makeup and costumes and wigs and mics, add sound effects, add/do the lighting, direct it, produce it, write it, act in it, record it and more! It’s truly amazing! The crew should get more credit than they do. But not like the cast isn’t awesome. I LOVE STUDIO C!!!
I realize this every time I see the walls change color and stairs get added. They are the same rooms but so much is painted or added to them. Whole rooms set up. It's amazing. I helped with set design at a high school play, and it was a blast.
“Everyone dies, not everyone truly lives.” Proceeds to make a loud bird noise.
Why is there no Wi-Fi?!
I feel like I'm going to cry.
The wind and the rain
Have brought me this pain
But this time I know I will die.
I was watching a black and white cat
Get stuck in somebody's hat
When the screen, it went dark.
Not a single light sparked.
There was nothing, and that was that.
I cried to the heavens, "So this is the end!!
Not a signal, nor data, nor hotspot to lend?!"
I shouted and wept
My sorrow I kept
In my broken heart, never to mend.
I wrote it, but it was a while ago. I just wanted something to say that would make people laugh and I'm no good with quips.
Phoenixpony Rose 👏 this 👏 is 👏 so 👏 beautiful 👏
Phoenixpony Rose That was beautiful
Bunny Lover Bryana & Nope kittens
:D Thanks!
I love how confident and assured Matt is with his arguments as nonsensical as they may be.
"You can't live on just meat."
"Explain that to a lion!"
Actually, lions need to eat herbivores because of the grass in their diet. When lions don't feel well sometimes they chew on grass!
really?
They’re still getting the nutrients from the meat... Not all predators eat only herbivores. The meat from a herbivore isn’t any different from that of a carnivore either. Although, the chewing on grass part is true; dogs and other carnivores will do it as well.
@@yaphongjie8551 They do it to throw up, not for any nutritional benefit.
*Can we just appreciate that absolute beauty of a profile pic?*
@@NoName-ld7gg why thank you
2:17 "When was the last time you exercised?"
"Uh when did Shrek come out?"
I died laughing
the "i've heard it both ways" psych reference though XD
I thought I was the only one who thought of Psych when I heard that hahaha
Omygosh yesss!! Also I bet Matt could totally do an awesome Shawn and I now really want a Studio C Psych sketch!!
He played Shawn in a Divine Comedy sketch, actually. Back in his BYU days.
Oh yeah I remember that
Sarah Lorr wait spych? Like Gus and Shawn?? xD
Studio c you're makeup artist are the best magicians I've ever scene
Charlie Weaver your* and is*
Man, you never cease to make me laugh! The makeup/costume in this one was top notch! Also, that lamp and vase and picture frame breaking had to be an accident! It was too perfect!
They did a great job with the makeup on Matt!!! I didn't even recognize him at first! Even after he talked I thought they might have just done a voiceover; but some of his mannerisms gave him away too. GREAT JOB TO THE MAKEUP ARTISTS!!!!
There is two paintings in the background that is exactly alike
And it’s driving art senses *CRAZY!!!*
2:14 thank you art gods
......
BUT NOW THE PAINTING IS SO INCONSISTENTLY HUNG😭
*THIS IS KILLING ME!!!*
Just like Matt's bacon cleanse
Shout out to your makeup and costume crew on this sketch! They did an amazing job.
hahahahaha! Loved this. I feel like there should be another video with all of the boxers and Mac beating Tyson in the end. REMATCH! 😂👍
Did you mean to put this on the bacon cleanse video?
Uhh... wrong sketch.
someone was watching a playlist
OH LOOK! A cringey content farm "family". Make an original comment
@@OrangeCreamsicle r/woosh
The healthiest diet😂😂😂 Really makes my day getting a studio C notification!!!
I mean "cleanse" 😂😂😂 Anyone else wonder what's in Matts future???
Well he has been putting on a little weight now that you mention it. ;)
PotterPuppy DisneyDog a future of death and scurvy
"Share with all your vegetarian friends, the self righteous ones."
Matthew Meese, on behalf of vegetarians everywhere, I am offended.
But I still love you, Matt! 😊😊
I just realized that when Matt said, "It's just something the body does," he was referencing the funeral episode where Matt was trying so hard not to laugh in the coffin.
Ahhhh, this is the classic Studio C that I love. Genuinely witty jokes and comedy that is not sprung from 1 person being a total moron the entire sketch.
Keep it up guys, this was great!!!
I LOVE MATT'S DOUBLE CHIN!!! Tell your makeup artists they did an amazing job!
I love this one!! Matt is so good at playing all of these characters!!
Matt looks like Mycroft from the Sherlock special episode 😂😂😂
Oh my, cant get that out of my head. Maybe matt made a bet with james to see how long he has to live.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh" ~ Matt's last words
R.I.P. Matt something- jul 3rd 2017
Joel Figueredo Matt meese is his name
Time to change my ringtone to Matt screaming.
Cin oh I so want to do that!
You need* to do that
Matt looks so different, I think I'm scarred for life.How on the planet did they get him to look like this?
Aliens.
Omg the makeup artist for this sketch were amazing. Matts fat look real!!!😂
This is what happens when SCOTT STERLING!!!!! stops playing.
"Goodbye old friend. I've enjoyed our time-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
😂😂😂
Who's watching this in 2019?
2020 my friend
Indeed
2021 😂
2021
malorie looks good with that haircut
I doubt that picture falling was planned
That makeup artist is very good
I really liked this sketch. The makeup on Matt was the best part, but it was a funny sketch nonetheless. Here's a list of how I thought it could be improved though:
Adam's performAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.
I need help.
This is a classic sketch from studio C and I loooooooooove it
Studio C you're literally the highlight of my day! :)
*Captain Literally walks in*
Balance restored!
Cheezburgerz O *Captain Literally walks in, rubs hilighter all over the video screen* Balance restored!
HILARIOUS! Studio C has had some amazing sketches lately! Keep up the great work guys!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wasn't first
And neither were you
Even if you were the first like,
Or view,
Or comment,
I don't care
Before anyone could like,
Or view,
Or comment,
Studio c was already there
Llssnd Dndndmd *starts snapping fingers* well done, well done.
Nice try but I've seen this comment before
superbDOG46-Chan violets are blue, i dont know why everyone thinks that
Actually Violets are purple
*sigh* Guys, you are all right. Violets are mostly blue with some purple in it. It's a purplish-blue.
Realizing this sketch is already from five years ago and I remember it coming out like it was yesterday-
Everyone dies Mallory, but not everyone truly lives.
Truly Beautiful
Matt does not handle heart attacks as well as Grandma Nutt 😅
"in fact, I think I'm havin' one right now. ... Oh, there it goes!"
Who is that, again?
KingChickenwing it's from the candy land sketch. I can't remember who played her...
It was Natalie.
It says Matt wrote this. I have.... questions.
I wonder how he got to look so fat on his face
I love how Matt had to wear a double chin
I love Studio C so much man, my little heart's not big enough to handle this beautiful channel
Sincerely, a Studio C fan
Bless
I like how Matt just rolls down the stairs
Matts scream tho
I think Matt screaming is the bacon’s way of saying, “eat more chicken instead.”
Adam: When's the last time you exercised?
Matt: When did Shrek come out?
Lol the way Mal reacts
I love how Matt can play a chivalrous regency gentleman to rumplesiltskin , from weak little man to a man drunk on bacon with the same aplomb.
Matt is the best
The screams crack me up every time 😂
"Its just how the body works" 😂😂😂
I shall now go on the bacon cleanse
Don't do it, you have so much to live for!
Anna Taymond but the bacon oh the juicy bacon
Resist the urge to bacon!
Anna Taymond You are asking too much from the poor soul. Let him go. Let him be free.
It's suicide!
Props to the costume and makeup departments for managing to make Matt look overweight, much less morbidly obese.
My nose was bleeding once, and I can't stand the sight of blood, so I was crying and then I watched this sketch and I started to laugh and feel better. Thank you Studio C!
The fact this would even be considered a controversial statement
Actually if you ate only bacon for a month you would lose weight. Your body would switch from burning carbs/sugars as energy and switch to burning fats as energy; this is called ketosis and is actually a new trend called the Keto diet, though it's not bacon ONLY. This sketch is hilarious just like the rest of studio C.
Joshua Marks No need to further persuade me; I'm in!
Wow
Joshua Marks mono diets are a trend a long time now. they do work for some time but arent healty on a longer period of time
Olive O'Connor stop equating ketosis with mono diets. There are dramatically different factors at work. A ketogenic state just means your body uses fat as fuel. Eating only low carb high fat foods keeps you in ketosis and is actually very anti-inflammatory
Joshua-While it's increasing in popularity recently, there is evidence that ketosis was used as a healing state back in the time of Hippocrates- almost 300 years BC. So, not really a new trend. Lol.
"Everyone dies, but not everyone truly lives."
That's some profound words from someone who's drunk on bacon...
I don't know if "drunk" is the right word
Maybe high on bacon.
Isnt it something johnny cage also said
heh 666 likes
It’s a braveheart quote
Matt has played some very wise characters
I've filled in a little... but i have never felt better- AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..................*Blink*........... How are you guys?!!
*Stares at Matt*
Sophia Skojec I would’ve taken him to the hospital to right when I found out he’s been eating boring but bacon for a month
Thank you for the subtitles...
“Times where Matt gets heart burn”
0:35
3:04
3:55
You forgot 1:35
not tryna be a nitpicker
dangig now i sound like one
forget i said anything past the timestamp
3:09
You are a legend my dude
Hahahaha lol i put them all together its hilarious
Are you sure that’s heart burn and not gout?
I think the yelling is Matt having a mini stroke
I think that might be it or maybe some othe....AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Torpid Dolphin I think it is heart burn
Thought it was heart attack
Mini stroke or heart burn
Bruh Lit fam there is nothing mini about him
*"I chew... Usually."*
Vibes Da2 I read this as it was said. Strange coincidence...
I love that
Sounds like my dog
I don't chew usually actually
"Oh, usually? How about never?"
"When was the last time you exercised?"
"When did Shrek come out?"
"2001"
"I've never exercised"
Same dude...same
Pp
Can we talk about Mal's face in the background? Goes from concerned to "OMG this man!"
Best facial expression ever in the background
matt's living like us in quarantine
Haha true tho
So true 🥲
The past Jason puvis had no idea what was coming
True
They predicted 2020
Matt's words of wisdom- All the wisdom you'll ever need
"I am as healthy as an ox, and weigh as much as an ox"
"Bacon has everything you need, meat"
"I have it delivered by Amazon drone. Sometimes it just hovers over my head and feeds me"
"It would be nice if I could fit in my bathtub again"
"Let's go before I die"
Don't forget,
"Everyone dies Mallory, but not everyone truly lives."
@@lydiawalton4822 deep
Bravo make-up artists, I actually thought matt had to gain weight.
@Olivia Bailey (student) As a skinny person that is not how it works.
hahah Matt is me when I say I'll start Monday
That's such a drag
300th like!
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Benjamin the king Of Asgard
BACON I LOVE IT
It's like a wave as you scroll down! So cool!
And she's climbing the stairway to bacon.
This amuses me WAAAAY more than it should! XD
Tabitha Alphess it’s cool! Too bad it’s copy and paste...
Reminds me of the mayor from cloudy with a chance of meatballs.....
Now I'm hungry >:/
Vixen The random me too!!
Aaaaaaaahhhhh
Hmmmm
Why Matt, I didn't recognize you over there. You've put on a lot of land.
(Does anybody know this reference?)
Kwanza Trotman
Yep
The international skit :,)
"Oh hello USA"
International Relations????!!!!! Yeah!
I am as healthy as a ox
And way as much as a ox
(Stands up)
I stood up to fast
(Falls down)
Everyone dies Malory not everybody truly lives
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I love how subtle he is about it too
@Leiden Thorne I was 10 cool your chops
Weigh*
Look at Mallory when he said “When did shrek come out?”
Omg lolol
When you rolled down the steps😂😂😂😂😂
Jacque Dez me every day of my life 😂
They see me rollin' they hatin'
“Never felt better”
(Screams in agony)
“I’m fine!”
(Screams in agony again)
(Screams in agony at least thrice more)
Thrice? Wut
@@charlescalvin9503 It actually is a word, though people are not using it as often as they used to.
@@ervanaugusto791 oh
"Your everything has increased ten-fold." Mallory🤣😂
Man I read that just as soon as I mal said it
*Matt squeals* "Let's go before I die."
"Yeah."
After going to a live taping, I realized how much work goes into each sketch! People have to set up the set, from the walls to the floor to the books on the shelf, give the cast makeup and costumes and wigs and mics, add sound effects, add/do the lighting, direct it, produce it, write it, act in it, record it and more! It’s truly amazing! The crew should get more credit than they do. But not like the cast isn’t awesome. I LOVE STUDIO C!!!
I realize this every time I see the walls change color and stairs get added. They are the same rooms but so much is painted or added to them. Whole rooms set up. It's amazing. I helped with set design at a high school play, and it was a blast.
2:42 Matt looks like me when I finish thanksgiving dinner 😂
“That was my last chair”
*sits on a sofa after like 10 seconds*
Man,
when he said, "Bacon manna"....I wheezed.....that's hilarious!!! 😁🤣😂
Mal: So you get no physical exersize?
Matt: I chew, usually.
When did shrek come out?
I want some bacon now
Lol the smallest man playing the largest character
“I filled in a little but I’ve never felt better. DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
every time I feel sad or smth I got to studio c’s old vids bc now matter how many times I watch them they just get funnier
I am amazed and astonished that they chose Matt to be the fat guy
StudioC is amazing
Was it only me or did anyone else think that they got a new person to be the fat guy.
YA MON!!!
Sharkspinner me
It is Matt. If you just ignore the large amounts of stuff in his shirt, you can kinda see that it's him ;)
Sharkspinner He is wearing a fat suit.
Yessss
A healthy and balance diet includes bacon and STUDIO C.
Very true
You should make a sequel where he is too skinny lol
Spinach17 thats the regular show
I love how Matt just rolled down the stairs
"... share with all your vegetarian friends. They're the self-righteous ones; that's how you'll know them." LOL 😂
If it was a mc Donald's cleanse in not so sure Matt will live to see the next day
That was pretty- AAAAGGHHHHHHHH!!!
0:25 fun fact: the “yeah!” in the background is my dad in the audience 😳
What do you mean, Matt, "you've never exercised"? What were you doing in, oh, THE VERY FIRST STUDIO C SKETCH?
Man, after Matt's well meaning friends flushed his insulin down the toilet, Matt really gave up.
the *don't try this at home* warning was hilarious
Lol!!! Matt is so funny... he's my favorite
I don't watch any comedy channels except for you guys! keep up the good work!
Yougamer465 Same!
"Matt, you're everything has increased ten fold!" That was it for me 😆
Everyone else:”bacon...yum!!”
Me:*thinks about how cute all the guys at studio c are*
Don’t judge me...
New studio c vid cool
Thank you guys for making us laugh and smile
I wish I could do a bacon cleanse!😦
Me when I saw the thumbnail: JESUS CHRIST MATT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
Now he play the captain in the live production of Wall-E
Years later and it's still a masterpiece