[ENG SUB] Kuzuha Hakase All Moment Compilation [Kuzuha/Nijisanji] [K4sen/Zeta] [Uruca/Crazy Raccoon]

If there's inaccuracy please tell me in the comment~
Feel free to point out any typo, grammar mistakes, mishearing and etc
(Neither Japanese nor English is my first language)
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#Kuzuha　#葛葉　#葛葉切り抜き
/ @kuzuha
/ vamp_kuzu
Others:
Uruca - Crazy Racoon @CR_uruca #uruca #crUruca
K4sen - zeta @zzxk4sen #k4sen
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Alternative title:
Kuzuha Hacker Compilation
Kuzuha Tenryuubito
Kuzuha Professor
Kuzuha Voice Acting
Kuzuha LoL Saga
葛葉博士まとめ
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#VTuberEnSubs​​ #Nijisanji​​ #NijisanjiEN #にじさんじ

[@ShiftTranslatingStuff]

Context & Translation Notes (include some LoL slang/term! warning: long!)
[CONTEXT]
Btw the context of that stream is, Kuzuha and k4sen is on their journey on climbing rank to diamond in LoL, and Kzh reached diamond first. On the next day, Kuzuha is participating in ShibuHal Apex Custom and can't play LoL from evening, so Kuzuha announced that he'll play apex and then LoL with k4sen after he eat/rest BUT long after ShibuHal Custom ended he's not joining as player, but playing around with this scenario he made w
On the k4sen & uruca pov; they were on winning streak and (iirc) need around 2 win to get k4sen into Diamond, but then they were forced into this void maintenance (there's no actual maintenances, they're forced to stop gaming for some reason) and after that their random is either trolling or so bad to the point you question if theyre trolling. Which ended in k4sen never reaching the diamond rank (he eventually did in the following day!)
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TRANSLATION NOTES
>Table
The queue! the room! Read context for more backstory
>AP AD
type of damage; the story is... both Kuzuha and K4sen is traumatized having AD LeBlanc in their teammate bcs it was weak. Also according to friend, AD LeBlanc is a thing back in 2014, maybe that's why Kuzuha became an old man w
>feeding
intentionally letting oneself to be killed by enemy, this is will disadvantage teammates
>gap
literally the power/skill gap
>Knight?
I'm not sure why Kuzuha is saying ナイト (naito) because as far as I research there's no champion named night or knight; I think he meant fighter? a champion type in LoL? Still not sure... please correct me if anyone know!
>Sending guys, Hwei, etc
I think it's an inside joke in Japan LoL fandom that having Hwei will make your team lose. So when they're talking about sending guys etc they're talking about sending each other bad team w
>correction 10:20
Credit to @talking55-xx4dg!! Apparently Kuzuha said Viego, not Diego! Different champion!
>Tenryuubito (-dae~ fat guy)
I don't know One Piece but the chat in k4sen stream keep calling him tenryuubito, so I googled and edited it into Kuzubito. Apparently he's quite similar to the og w
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Finally language related translation notes
>have nothing to do
I... don't found the equivalent word in English. 'hima' is also could be translated into 'bored'. Hima in this context is more about Kuzuha is doing some sort of unthinkable project that you won't do unless you're bored too death or have nothing to do
>unstable
now I think about it, it's supposed to be
"top is worrying"... so yep, mistranslation
>Relish
this word is also have no similar word in english as far as i know. 享受 (kyouju) meaning is enjoying the freedom/the beauty of something, accepting something. Nuance wise I thought it's similar to relish and so I used that. Please tell me if anyone know what's would fit better!
>Hakase/Professor
I'm kinda conflicted to make it stays as Hakase in the subs or translate it into Doctor/Professor... Because it's Nijisanji, supposedly you guys know what is 'Hakase'... And I like how it sound better than Hakase. But anyway because I'm translating, so... it's translated.
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Hage Kuzuha Jiji (bald Kuzuha)
I'm using the one winning on the my post vote! Thank you for voting! its funny to track thats the vote either 50-50 or leaning to this (cursed) version

[@Karoshi000]

so which side is void maintenance came from? like from LOL riot side or the streamer side? i dont understand

[@ShiftTranslatingStuff]

Seriously answering, we don't know what is it because k4sen & uruca got forced into maintenance even though there's none.
In the story Kuzuha made, its the villain side. I'm thinking there's 3 party in this story? Hero (Kuzu, k4sen, uruca), Villain(Kuzubito) and Neutral (Riot, Game Master)
But who knows 🤔

[@REX-ie7fk]

I think with the context of that knight thing is that he probably used opgg and saw that the toplaner usualy played with someone else and thought that he/her got boosted by the duo mate. So in this sense, the knight is the duo mate who was boosting, like a knight protecting the princess i guess. great vid btw.

[@lynell2B375]

best part is whenever Kuzuha screams, and then he cut the call mid-scream

[@Ichigo29ify]

Kzh = theater kid ULTRACONFIRMED

[@mta8164]

LMAOOO Kzh really is a genius XD he is too funny...why do I feel like I watched a mini anime series??? LOL

[@zee-ee7ue]

Thank you for the translation!! Zuha's really a genius~ just how does he come up with these I swear 😭 Also I've seen the comments from the JP clips about how he's still very considerate about interrupting them like he only speaks when there's dead air/little to no action in the game. That's zuha for you 🥺🥺 what a guy.

[@usamhsjskaa]

翻訳ありがとう
英語圏の人にも葛葉の面白さが伝わるのは日本のファンとしてもとても嬉しい

[@AkiraAzami]

HE'S SO FUNNY PLEASEEE LMAOO how does he come up with theseeee 😭

[@rockjin2749]

LMAOOOO that server mute move at the end
i didn't know someone compiled all this ! thank you for the clip 🙏🏻

[@TheFireWyrm]

Context for AD Leblanc. AD Leblanc was made a trend by a popular streamer first, as it was originally seen as a "troll" build. It was discovered to be really good if played correctly, and then it eventually made its way into pro games. The unfortunate consequence of this is that most players who picked it only picked it because they saw either the streamer/pros pick it and did not know how to play it whatsoever. These players would usually die a bunch and be completely worthless until you lost the game.

[@syamasya8023]

編集が素晴らし過ぎる！
タイトルに葛葉劇場とか付けて日本人も見つけれるようにしてくれ〜

[@ShiftTranslatingStuff]

優しい言葉ありがとう～
編集部めちゃ頑張ってた！
はーい、参考にします☺️ひまがあったら日本語タイトルつけます

[@breadboy9541]

i love their league streams so much, i wish there were more subbed clips ;; thank you for this moment

[@Aeyyyi]

He just doing whatever 😭

[@muzazu]

Thank you so much for the translation, the edit is crazy good!

[@1essugarrr.]

bro turning his consciousness into a data??? Kuzuha is HIM (Kirito)

[@dopponico5829]

thanks for the clip!! kuzuha is so funny LOL

[@kkyoryuu]

Thank you for translating!!

[@BaffledLapis]

This was too damn funny

[@Deodorant27]

4:01 I thought it was ariken

[@Soulnado]

Ariken's Tenryubito is indeed around that range.

[@のう-o8q]

9時じゃなくて籤じゃない？