The Scum of DayZ

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  • @ITSAJ2x
    @ITSAJ2x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Zesty you are soooooo annoying for killing me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was actually trying to be nice for once! Much love to you pretty cool I got to play with u

    • @ziio_dj
      @ziio_dj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      RIP

    • @ivanzantleifer
      @ivanzantleifer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHAHA, next time play hostage (?)

    • @hans4379
      @hans4379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ironic that previously yall talked about if people don't play hostage they go back to the coast

    • @ryanrosado2904
      @ryanrosado2904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Miss you bro, still subbed

    • @TherealAngry817
      @TherealAngry817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fortify fortify!!! Lmao he seemed cool man the only person I know who talks forever is Dr. Hannibal

  • @mograx8472
    @mograx8472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    When he said "I'm so fucking drunk right now" everything made perfect sense
    This guy was experiencing the SAME SHIT that I do when I drink, I think that everyone wants to talk to me and cares about what I have to say, the guy was living life to the fullest, I can't hate him, he's an idiot just like me

    • @adelfthewave977
      @adelfthewave977 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This Guy IS more likely on speed or coke lmao

    • @ryanrosado2904
      @ryanrosado2904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Life be living

    • @AbeDorf18
      @AbeDorf18 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Checking my Shadowplay folder the next morning after a night of heavy drinking and dayz is certainly an experience

    • @cameronnorton5898
      @cameronnorton5898 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's like only guy who got the "born 11 years ago" question right

    • @jandancer33
      @jandancer33 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Everyone chats shit when they are drunk, that's why you drink with friends, so you're all on the same vibe & chatting shit together lol
      I think I'm dead funny when I'm drunk 😉 and I am, as long as everyone else in the room is drunk too lol, I just need to remember to stay away from the Internet after a G&T lol

  • @woodyfpv5331
    @woodyfpv5331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    That guy was so hard to tolerate at first but by the end of that stream I wanted him to adopt me.

  • @berserkianraid
    @berserkianraid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The dayz loading music when the dude aimed at the others head was so stupidly funny

    • @berserkianraid
      @berserkianraid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also as much as the dude did not stfu, I would definitely vibe with him, I'll chat for hours on end man

  • @tribblefluffer
    @tribblefluffer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I've never hated and loved someone so much at the same time.

    • @ZestyPolvo
      @ZestyPolvo  2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      🤣

    • @heavyballs8458
      @heavyballs8458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ryan’s a legend

    • @ryanrosado2904
      @ryanrosado2904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@heavyballs8458 he’s a drunk though

    • @heavyballs8458
      @heavyballs8458 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanrosado2904 bravery comes at a cost!😂

    • @ryanrosado2904
      @ryanrosado2904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@heavyballs8458 Ik right, anyways ima go make another drink

  • @SnapscotGaming
    @SnapscotGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    That ending had me dying laughing. 🤣 Liquid courage really does bring out the best in people. "Don't do it! We're in this together! I love you" I'm dead bro.

    • @ryanrosado2904
      @ryanrosado2904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m dead inside, that’s why I drink

  • @ArchieStormcloudOfficial
    @ArchieStormcloudOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This man reminds me of every bad drunk at he bar that you try to avoid eye contact with because you know he's going to follow you around for the rest of the night killing your vibe.

    • @BillWD
      @BillWD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I get this although often with these people if you meet them when you're not drinking, they are really sound, nice people. I know someone like this and I just say, "dude, let me speak you sicko!" in a jokey way and they get the message eventually. He might be quite lonely in real life.

    • @evzenkastl6386
      @evzenkastl6386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ever heard of honesty? Like sorry bro I don’t feel like talking to you, or is that a lost feat in all that how are you etc? :)

    • @WNActivist88
      @WNActivist88 ปีที่แล้ว

      That guy is the reason I swapped to cannabis lol

  • @DrakainaZero
    @DrakainaZero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Knew I was in for some crazy shit when he said "I'm pretty drunk right now" in the first few minutes lmao, running with drunk people on dayz is probably the craziest experiences I've had on this game lol

  • @gm6856
    @gm6856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The awkward moment when the physical therapist guy realized you were trying to tie him up

  • @tydanvotter7878
    @tydanvotter7878 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The guy who is with you until the end was sooooo funny. One of the best videos in my opinion

  • @13fnj
    @13fnj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “do you know that you are retrained” killed me

  • @Cowboy0Hat
    @Cowboy0Hat ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Honestly loved this guy from the jump he feels like that one extremely extroverted peeson who can talk to anyone, wpild love to play with some one like that on DayZ who's just chill.

  • @killer21br70
    @killer21br70 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    note: putting skylar screaming shut up on repeat for the initial 16 seconds IS A BANGER EDITING IDEIA

  • @blazedxjan
    @blazedxjan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This video was so funny lmaooo legit laughing out loud 🤣

  • @dominiccureton532
    @dominiccureton532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That guy never stoped talking this was the funniest DayZ video I’ve watched

  • @athurston4
    @athurston4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LMFAO He would never shut up but actually turned out to be really cool lol "We're in this together man!"

  • @coupleice
    @coupleice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:52 “OH HEY MAN YOUR BACK 😃” 😂

  • @TheGamingClipHUB
    @TheGamingClipHUB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This was the best DayZ video I’ve ever watched.. 😂

  • @superrrnova1986
    @superrrnova1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Had to have a noise break half way through. That was intense!!

  • @marcoalassus
    @marcoalassus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That was PERFECT ENJOYED EVERY MOMENT LOL I FELT LIKE I WAS WATCHING A REVENGE CARTOON WITH REAL PEOPLE 😂

  • @Sk-zy5gv
    @Sk-zy5gv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "marry girls with trustfunds" take notes fellas that guy speaking facts

    • @Prod_D
      @Prod_D 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Greatest advice ever

  • @MrHeyAnton
    @MrHeyAnton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Holy cow this guy's brain. He spoke more than ive spoken the past year

  • @tazmanbaltimore
    @tazmanbaltimore ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You guys ever think about doing TH-cam." LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @potteddruid9434
    @potteddruid9434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dudes legit one of those choices in a game that says in the corner (They will remember that...) and the blatant gaslighting is glorious

  • @sswafflez4281
    @sswafflez4281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey Polvo got turned onto your vids recently and loved the freshspawn colab. You inspired me to do my first handcuf rubber slug kidnappings.
    Love the humor and style. Keep it up!!!

  • @mrbluesteen
    @mrbluesteen ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your Channel! You provide the best DAYZ comedy videos on youtube

  • @_nikki_7749
    @_nikki_7749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Polvo is master gaslighter 😂

  • @TrunkLidProductions
    @TrunkLidProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What an absolute rollercoaster of emotions.

  • @coureurdesbois6754
    @coureurdesbois6754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Maybe the real DayZ was the friends we gaslight along the way.

  • @natew13
    @natew13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was all it was hyped up to be, Polvo

  • @aidanh9875
    @aidanh9875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Murders innocent minority* "Alexa play Flexicution"

  • @FriesOnYt
    @FriesOnYt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:54 the dayZ music kicking in got me 😂

  • @irkorpus
    @irkorpus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that was an epic end. great vid once again Polvo

  • @thisisJim85
    @thisisJim85 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Check out what I got boys!" 😂😂😂

  • @JSwizzle11
    @JSwizzle11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This shit was so hilarious 😂😂😂😂 “ ahhh why did ur gun fire im scared “

  • @_nikki_7749
    @_nikki_7749 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I will try and be a traditional bandit, if I’m playing the bandit role,” lol

  • @ogscade
    @ogscade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the editing on these, makes it so funny lol

  • @ponyboycurtis506
    @ponyboycurtis506 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ran into a similiar kind of dude a couple days ago, got so annoyed I broke his leg, took his shit and threw his shoes and told him he talked too much before I knocked him out again and left. Some people learn the hard way.

  • @oce_ramzey
    @oce_ramzey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    hands down the most interesting player you have met

  • @JesterDeman
    @JesterDeman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The greneade was going in the backpack... but then the celine dion comment had him dying 😂😂😂

  • @iTzKurly425
    @iTzKurly425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Within 1k views? This is new for me, Ty for the early upload been having a shite night

  • @buddha1012
    @buddha1012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chatter Box Dude..lol..Trust everyone is a great new mantra for DayZ. lol..😂😂😂

  • @jordanevans1540
    @jordanevans1540 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 brooooo, that one dude WOULD NOT STFU lol

  • @WNActivist88
    @WNActivist88 ปีที่แล้ว

    That guy is the guy that never shuts up and he talks forever. Like the guy who wants to have a conversation when you're busy with something and he won't shut up long enough for you to get a word in lol

  • @jdubbau4895
    @jdubbau4895 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the donkey Kong music at the end bro! Bet not a lot of people knew what song that was and where it came from, epic

  • @SouplexSouffle
    @SouplexSouffle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You're going to make me start watching TH-cam streams. Your videos kill me. Great stuff.

  • @CJfrom63rd
    @CJfrom63rd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that drunk guy do more vids wit him he cool asf

  • @Mr.Artjom
    @Mr.Artjom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fucking hell when you think you're talkative, he is next level.

  • @cameronbeauregard2342
    @cameronbeauregard2342 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy LMAOO this is literally my worst nightmare when it comes to DayZ 😂😂

  • @DogInTheFray6037
    @DogInTheFray6037 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol that guy said "omg guys im sooo... drunk 😵‍💫 right now this is not good.."

  • @FRBaku
    @FRBaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro the DBD Shape’s chase theme at 3:35 💀

  • @ManSickle
    @ManSickle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man that guy actually kinda grew on me by the end 😂

  • @stewpidasohl
    @stewpidasohl หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this guy more and more as it goes on I see why you hung out with him so long 😂

  • @sawyer4981
    @sawyer4981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video had my Alexa going nuts 😂

  • @atteleskinenphotography2731
    @atteleskinenphotography2731 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What an epic adventure and story :D I hated that dude but in the end I started to like him!

  • @scooterking136
    @scooterking136 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Alexa, play My Heart Will Go On”

  • @edithboozy1000
    @edithboozy1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your edits are top notch. Good work.

  • @ic1278
    @ic1278 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The drunk guy was so nice 😂

  • @mograx8472
    @mograx8472 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He said IM A QUARTER RICAN
    LMAO
    DUDE

  • @frederickreyes6582
    @frederickreyes6582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    RIP Wasa!!!! jajaja que jodia mala suerte tiene Wasa jajaja

  • @clown_fish878
    @clown_fish878 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    he never stops talking when he meets people in game i do the same thing lol

  • @veithtobias
    @veithtobias 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh, now I remember him 😂

  • @DeChronics
    @DeChronics 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a rollercoaster of emotions

  • @b-d3vil16
    @b-d3vil16 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can shoot trough the round hay bails, have to hit it at the right angle but it dose work.

  • @613-J
    @613-J ปีที่แล้ว

    thats the best episode ive seen yet lol

  • @sephiroth7818
    @sephiroth7818 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    These two dudes took me out in a hospital on that server yesterday. It was night time and I made the mistake of going in with a glow stick.

  • @cv-56
    @cv-56 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh the ending WE IN THIS TOGETHER

  • @TherealAngry817
    @TherealAngry817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was actually very funny at first I was like everyone else fml with all this talking but at the end I was like nooooooo keep going do a team up drunky and Polov❤

  • @ultrob
    @ultrob 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alexa play flexicution🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nathangreene3869
    @nathangreene3869 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruhh at the end he's won me over 🤣

  • @camo1276
    @camo1276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As a puertorican, we don't claim that guy 😂🇵🇷 but he's funny af

    • @ryanrosado2904
      @ryanrosado2904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well as a quarterican, I don’t need your approval

    • @camo1276
      @camo1276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryanrosado2904 😂

    • @ryanrosado2904
      @ryanrosado2904 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@camo1276 ❤️😜

    • @thefeckineejit264
      @thefeckineejit264 ปีที่แล้ว

      As an Irishman we will only claim 1/2, and that’s the drinking and the gift of the gab!

  • @bv5191
    @bv5191 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    was not expecting the puertorican spanish out of nowhere hahaha

  • @chromegnats
    @chromegnats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now this is good DayZ content! Great stuff, dude.

  • @spgi
    @spgi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i’ve never been this early… great video!

  • @bitethebook7650
    @bitethebook7650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was excellent Polvo.

  • @bozzyb7109
    @bozzyb7109 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just started playing dayz on ps5 just 3 days ago, I love it. I wish I could run into people like this lol

  • @xinsanely
    @xinsanely 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That GTA Mission Passed was so perfectly executed.

  • @TroutBoneless
    @TroutBoneless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God damn i love this game

  • @johnny2handss432
    @johnny2handss432 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ur videos make my day. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @bert2526
    @bert2526 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That drunk dude was golden!

  • @davidkeetz
    @davidkeetz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love sprinkling of New Vegas strings in there

  • @Zeusifer_
    @Zeusifer_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This drunk dude trolled harder than you on this one lol

  • @pingawingman7710
    @pingawingman7710 ปีที่แล้ว

    My ears started to ring when you faded to black while he was talking

  • @SpiritBox_
    @SpiritBox_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Alexa play Flexicution."

  • @flooraax
    @flooraax ปีที่แล้ว

    In what server do you play usually?

  • @Zyklon-Bro64
    @Zyklon-Bro64 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fuckin fable 1 combat music had me rolling

  • @jballen_74
    @jballen_74 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hahaha, that guy was the best . Freaking hilarious 😂

  • @lionkabbage8370
    @lionkabbage8370 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    one of the best videos on ur channel, fucking better then The Titanic

  • @jimdandy8119
    @jimdandy8119 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me and this dude couldn't play together. I like to talk just as much! 🤣🤣

  • @ConMan1504
    @ConMan1504 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man has the best outro ever

  • @xscr33m
    @xscr33m ปีที่แล้ว

    That one was a fun one! End more because of the "Hacker Base"-Vid i was watching before! That one is the DayZ-Vibe, whats make the game fun! Not that stupid hackers. BI should do som' against it.
    Love your content man! Much love!

  • @_nikki_7749
    @_nikki_7749 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “He’s my best friend” he loves you ❤

  • @jacobasbury3859
    @jacobasbury3859 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Subbed good shit man 😂

  • @bigbarrettbob
    @bigbarrettbob ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro that dude that talked WAAAAY too much was fucking hilarious

  • @Ghostbuster5309-i4e
    @Ghostbuster5309-i4e หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:43 ur a solider for stayin that long

  • @candyvampire3393
    @candyvampire3393 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    eeeeven if i fond this channel recently, now i have tons of content to binge. hehhehe

  • @michaelcanan5794
    @michaelcanan5794 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the edit bro🤙

  • @veithtobias
    @veithtobias 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The X-Files Sound 😂

  • @ExplosiveBdawg
    @ExplosiveBdawg ปีที่แล้ว

    Alexa .. play flexacution 🎶

  • @DBxDAB
    @DBxDAB 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    now that ending right there is exactly what happened to hitler. 2 evil people that have nothing to live for if they cant be evil forever.