I can relate too tho it's cool as hell when u see a Virginia Pepperweed or a dandelion or yellow woodsorrel and you know you can just eat it and it tastes good lol
"I wanna forage your brains out of your fuckin' skull" - has to be the most insane statement ever uttered during an ad read. The Yard never disappoints, these companies are getting ever bang for their buck.
Ooh I learned about this from the new ContraPoints video! When they were talking about whether Aiden and his brother could beat Hasan 2v1, and then changed it to Lebron, Ludwig did a motte and bailey argument where he said something ridiculous as bait and then walked it back to a more defensible position to make his opponent look dumb. Glad to see Ludwig expand his repertoire beyond logical fallacies and straw-men
Best thumbnail. I love how the image of Anthony "Slime" Bruno being hit on the head with an egg. It really says a lot about the nature of this world, and the influences social media has on our future generation. Bravo.
Doing molly and playing shiek is actually an old Buddhist technique for finding clarity under immense emotional distress. It's kinda like meditating under a waterfall
There was a few kids in my town that liked to throw rocks on an overpass. One day they threw a huge stone and it went straight through a woman’s windshield and killed her instantly. The overpass has huge barriers on the side now.
That's fucked--hey put em up in AZ too, but what's stupid about it is that you can still very easily drop things off the sidewalk since they basically put curved planks up to cover the holes. Tangential thought here though, do y'all remember the guy that was sniping people in their cars on the highway several years ago? They never caught him so I just think about that sometimes.
After y’all said to send Nick basket ball videos, all I did was feel bad for Nick having to open up a ton of videos where the kid screams “yeah” and a ton of videos where it’s Trey saying he has a basket ball game tomorrow 😂
I was an SRM major with a focus in Outdoor Education and we had a wild edibles section of one of our classes. It was the most based shit when my professor just started eating plants while our class was all walking on campus one day. Tried the plants with some class mates and it was pretty good just like lettuce
1:02:30 dude no podcast has ever made me wheeze this fucking hard during a goddamn Hello Fresh ad. You guys are out of your fucking minds and I love it thank you for the 🤌🏻 content. 🙇♂️
i listened to the pod while driving and then watched the vid without sound and i must say while slimes reiki transcends the screen - the audio experience was better
Video idea: use wires to psychic force push nick in front of slime to the point that he believes in psychic abilities and that Ludwig has the most powerful of them.
as someone at the ASU polytech campus, it's really just for engineering and pre-med students, not really any urban planning or GIS majors here, that's mostly on the tempe or downtown campuses.
56:04 this story reminded me of a time I threw a pinecone at a service fan driving by, trying to look cool infront of this girl. Dude slamssss his brakes and the guy starts talking to me pretty much same way slime describing lol. Scared the shit out of me and thankfully my mom wasn’t home, lol lesson learned
I wish more people would approach shit like Slime, especially teachers and parents. Most of the time the kid learns after getting caught/reprimanded and punishment is just overkill. Kids are just dumb and think they can get away with anything and once they realize they can't that's usually enough
Hey guys, Love all the episodes but i’m ngl, the segment from the other episode where Nick got you to guess things about his life was dope and I think the yard would benefit from more activities like that, or even take it a step further and do a physical activity like twister or something idk. My ideas creating services are at your disposal whenever. Can’t wait for next week mate.
Bro idek how this is possible. I woke up to my phone under my stomach and this episode is playing. I wasnt even on youtube 💀 regardless as im picking it up to turn it off i hear 10:00 WHICH IS WHEN THE GANG IS ROASTING SLIME SAYING HOW HE COULDNT BEAT A SINGLE HS BB PLAYER AND AIDEN SAYS HE COULDNT BEAT A 2ND GRADER 💀💀💀💀 this pod is from a year ago and its finally happened. What a time to be alive man
Unironically, a good boxing match up would be Slime v. AB. Slime would be so overly confident fighting a guy who lost twice and you could market it as The Yard v. H3.
ok psychic battle, you hire two psychics, and ask both of them separately the same set of questions, and then whoever gets the most things right wins and is the better psychic.
Every one used to use it for thousands of years that was the pinnacle of human technology allowed us to take down mega fauna like wooly mammoth until we invented the bow the atlatl was the shit
In the context of All stars of their grade then Slime beats *maybe* a third grader. If it's an average player from each grade I think he could probably ball up like an eight grader
*me flipping down my welding helmet while ludwig claims he's blue collar*
"That's my goat."
He may be famous now, but you can never forget his humble beginnings at the literal blue collar, Best Buy
@@TauntsForDays And getting fired, like a true blue-collar worker 😢
@@TauntsForDays never forget when he was a merchant of death
@@dillster971ICONIC
ludwig talking abt foraging like he isn’t the type of guy to mistake a destroying angel for an oyster mushroom
be honest with me, is this roast too niche
I can relate too tho it's cool as hell when u see a Virginia Pepperweed or a dandelion or yellow woodsorrel and you know you can just eat it and it tastes good lol
@ i’m super into foraging but you’re lying to yourself if you think dandelion tastes good on its own :P
I definitely wouldn’t trust a wild carrot that Ludwig found in the forest.
I'm sick, and the "Let me clean that ham" made me laugh so hard i couldn't breath from coughing. What a legend.
"I wanna forage your brains out of your fuckin' skull" - has to be the most insane statement ever uttered during an ad read. The Yard never disappoints, these companies are getting ever bang for their buck.
Dawg literally the previous episode Slime said "your bones will litter the space between moments" during an ad read LMAO
“I’ll take ur teeth out and put them on my AirPods case” was one of the wildest things I’ve ever heard on The Yard and it was for an AD READ😭😭😭
@@muqmanorwe
@@Jp_-dd1rlreading these is insane
Mr. Beast could easily find a kid of each grade that plays basketball for Slime to play.
ive always thought it would be surprisingly easy for mr breast just to kidnap children and make them work in a sweatshop making karl grilled cheeses
@@ebenezer-scrooge Shhhhh they dont know yet
Mr Beast can sniff out children from miles away like a shark smells blood in the ocean.
Great ep as always
Are you a better baller than a 5th grader, have Slime compete in a gauntlet of children and see when he loses.
I love Ludwig switching up on Thick Allen lmao
He switched bro
Lud switched real quick
Ooh I learned about this from the new ContraPoints video! When they were talking about whether Aiden and his brother could beat Hasan 2v1, and then changed it to Lebron, Ludwig did a motte and bailey argument where he said something ridiculous as bait and then walked it back to a more defensible position to make his opponent look dumb. Glad to see Ludwig expand his repertoire beyond logical fallacies and straw-men
Ludwig's a strawman main with a Motte and Bailey pocket pick depending on the matchup
@@ricochico1144 slime’s def an ad hominem main
damn, cerebrum mains here in this thread
And nick as the one prefrontal cortex main
The motte and bailey fallacy is literally a fallacy. Lud still sticks to the logical fallacies
Asking if a kid is "locked into a good middle school" is so funny 😂
Can we acknowledge that Aiden is guilty of the crime of saying "bolth" when trying to say both
Dude I can’t help myself from doing it either. It’s just embedded in my dialect no matter what I do.
Dialects are dope
canadians are wild
@@-Antology as another canadian i can confirm
And Ludwig can only say ‘ether’ instead of other
Lud says he wants to go look at kids, but doesn’t want the yard kid pageant. this is really conflicting
It is an adult only kids pageant
Look at Nick's face at 40:12. I love how vividly you can see him computing the image of what Slime's describing in real time.
It'd be a terrific bit to have slime in creator clash and just give him the most insane mismatch. Put him against IDAT
Best thumbnail.
I love how the image of Anthony "Slime" Bruno being hit on the head with an egg. It really says a lot about the nature of this world, and the influences social media has on our future generation.
Bravo.
Slime is so funny dude, "I wanna spend years inside your body, and I want no clothes on, I want a leaf like i'm adam" (Slime 33:49)
If there’s 1 thing I know, slime shouldn’t have been within 100 feet of them kids
But a dead kid however would’ve been fine
I wouldn’t trust Slime at the official Yard CP
my brother ebenezer
But he was so cool and chill with those kids
jpro pfp is so based and hopepilled
Slime comparing the diarrhea bathroom to dark souls storytelling got me good
Ludwig’s foraging and reiki arc was unexpected
Aiden acting like a jock is so fucking funny. I would love to see that kid play ball. I'm sure he is a baller LMAO
Nicks hair is looking mad nice this ep
had the same thought
Doing molly and playing shiek is actually an old Buddhist technique for finding clarity under immense emotional distress. It's kinda like meditating under a waterfall
There was a few kids in my town that liked to throw rocks on an overpass. One day they threw a huge stone and it went straight through a woman’s windshield and killed her instantly. The overpass has huge barriers on the side now.
Oh
how wholesome!
Did they ever find the kid who killed her?
That's fucked--hey put em up in AZ too, but what's stupid about it is that you can still very easily drop things off the sidewalk since they basically put curved planks up to cover the holes. Tangential thought here though, do y'all remember the guy that was sniping people in their cars on the highway several years ago? They never caught him so I just think about that sometimes.
Huh…
when slime said "i'm a pitbull" and no one made a 'mr worldwide/bald' joke, i know this podcast was ending. mark the date: 20/4/2023
Blaze it
British person spotted- opinion invalid
stinky stinky european
EURO SPOTTED 🫵😲
environmental storytelling was a banger line and its a shame it got ignored. #justiceforslime
They were all laughing at slime for making the whoosh noise but he was just thinking about the audio listeners
After y’all said to send Nick basket ball videos, all I did was feel bad for Nick having to open up a ton of videos where the kid screams “yeah” and a ton of videos where it’s Trey saying he has a basket ball game tomorrow 😂
Basketball Edit was so good, hope you let archie fle his creative muscles for the 100th ep!
The India president convo was so goofy man. As soon as they asked for “President” i knew they were gonna get confused lmao
Ludwig, "You guys sound so culturally ignorant."
*10 seconds later* "We'll do that Haku" while talking about Australians lmao
I'm so here for the Ludwig foraging arc
There's so many wonderful forageable plants in California
I feel like Nick's hair looks really nice in this episode
It’s cause he’s effortlessly cool
I was an SRM major with a focus in Outdoor Education and we had a wild edibles section of one of our classes. It was the most based shit when my professor just started eating plants while our class was all walking on campus one day. Tried the plants with some class mates and it was pretty good just like lettuce
The irony of foraging being an insanely white collar hobby 🤣
“Let me clean that ham” is iconic. Gonna have to add that to the vernacular.
1:02:30 dude no podcast has ever made me wheeze this fucking hard during a goddamn Hello Fresh ad. You guys are out of your fucking minds and I love it thank you for the 🤌🏻 content. 🙇♂️
If Aiden wants more farmer wants a wife there is so much of the Australian version
Slime's immediate response of "I can shoot you with a gun!" To Ludwig killed me, a true American right there
ludwig had that unhinged energy this episode.
The editing in this episode was very good! Props to the editor! 😁😁😁
15:31 if you want to see Slime shock the boys with his basketball skills.
20:06 Aiden looks like the thumbnail from the mushroom episodes but for real
it actually dpes oh my god 💀
So glad that these guys post weekly, I can only tolerate 12 and a half minutes of their videos per day
With Slime bringing up Herman Miller just proves that he is really Mogul Mail in a wig this whole time
Alternative medicine that works is called medicine
My first boss let her dog die a painful death because she wanted to cure its cancer with reiki instead of seeing a vet. Reiki kills
No stupidity kills
@@SKULLKR3W You aren't disagreeing with me.
i listened to the pod while driving and then watched the vid without sound and i must say while slimes reiki transcends the screen - the audio experience was better
If Slime is Mother.. wouldn't the more entertaining fight be with Dad instead of Myth?
great timing! this was uploaded just when i was looking for something to watch
Ludwig is just a crystal guy :(
Are you really surprised
yeah but they give crazy dome so
much love my dudes , you always lighten up mt day ❤️
Watch the video first what if it sucks
@@Mirtual lol i did half way through or something like that i posted a comment
@@Mirtual an edward will be big in your life just saying
58:37 there were actually 10 shootings on I-10 in 2015, 8 from actual bullets, and 2 from unidentified objects. They never found the shooter
New video idea whoever beats slime in a fight gets their college tuition paid
As a cowboy enthusiast, I’m glad there are allies in this world
Perfect timing with my lunchbreak love the Yard!
“hasan is ogre magi but the dumb head” has to be top 10 slime bars
Ludwig is going the Tom Cruise way with this psychic arc. Putting money on his next scam being crystal related lol
Video idea: use wires to psychic force push nick in front of slime to the point that he believes in psychic abilities and that Ludwig has the most powerful of them.
The yard not naming an episode "*insert something that happened*. It didn't go well" any%
I love the yard and it makes me envy conversations like these I would want with friends
Ludwig said a lot of crazy shit this episode but especially this bit at 39:11, I think he might've been gummied up on this day
Let’s get some more of this vampire diaries twitches talk boys
farmer wants a wife has been an australian reality tv staple for like 6 years now. it’s peak television.
reiki is what mr miyagi did to the karate kid when he got hurt in the tournament
The funniest joke on the Yard is that they switch between factor and hello fresh as a sponsor every other week😭
as someone who does forage, its half eating random plants to freak people out, half making random teas and jams.
Damn these guys are really funny together, they should make a game show
Waited to but the patreon till just now, bout to grind out these bonus episodes
as someone at the ASU polytech campus, it's really just for engineering and pre-med students, not really any urban planning or GIS majors here, that's mostly on the tempe or downtown campuses.
56:04 this story reminded me of a time I threw a pinecone at a service fan driving by, trying to look cool infront of this girl. Dude slamssss his brakes and the guy starts talking to me pretty much same way slime describing lol. Scared the shit out of me and thankfully my mom wasn’t home, lol lesson learned
I wish more people would approach shit like Slime, especially teachers and parents. Most of the time the kid learns after getting caught/reprimanded and punishment is just overkill. Kids are just dumb and think they can get away with anything and once they realize they can't that's usually enough
Hey guys, Love all the episodes but i’m ngl, the segment from the other episode where Nick got you to guess things about his life was dope and I think the yard would benefit from more activities like that, or even take it a step further and do a physical activity like twister or something idk. My ideas creating services are at your disposal whenever. Can’t wait for next week mate.
Actually me and the boys are close like that and they love the twister idea. Keep an eye out for next ep.
@@christopherthompson5400 idk if that’s a troll but if not that’d be sick 🤣
Bro idek how this is possible. I woke up to my phone under my stomach and this episode is playing. I wasnt even on youtube 💀 regardless as im picking it up to turn it off i hear 10:00 WHICH IS WHEN THE GANG IS ROASTING SLIME SAYING HOW HE COULDNT BEAT A SINGLE HS BB PLAYER AND AIDEN SAYS HE COULDNT BEAT A 2ND GRADER 💀💀💀💀 this pod is from a year ago and its finally happened.
What a time to be alive man
Unironically, a good boxing match up would be Slime v. AB. Slime would be so overly confident fighting a guy who lost twice and you could market it as The Yard v. H3.
ok psychic battle, you hire two psychics, and ask both of them separately the same set of questions, and then whoever gets the most things right wins and is the better psychic.
Ludwig being Lao G from One Piece for that whole India section
Ludwig thinking Ghandi was the last Indian president at 47:25 lmao
I always forget how passionate Aiden is about sports
slime should've taken those kids for his basketball 1v1's
12:15 ACTUALLY MADE ME LOL
thumbnail is wild on this one lmaooo
Was waiting for this.
Listened to this, and the Patreon. Make sure to go support the boys and join the mic server! I am a bot
You're not a bot just an unpaid shill
the yard dont end a title with "it didnt end well." challenge level impossible
That noise at 19:35 absolutely ruined me while driving.
"You're digging the hole"? Yea I am, im a dwarf, im diggy digging a hole
I had a really bad nervous system issue and my mother made me try reiki and that shit did not work at all. It was the worst massage ever.
Have you tried a cup tire
ep 100 “slime goes to prison for child abuse?” *pog face point to alcatraz*
Ok ngl although Ludwig been doing this for years i feel like slime is just as good at Thumbnail faces if not better
I didn't think they could top the dogs in lab coats tangent, but they got there
Myth VS Alrite man would go absolutely crazy
Edward, indeed, would be big in anyone's life. Well put.
That show aiden is talking about has been a thing in germany for forever, it is hilarious, here its called "Bauer sucht Frau"
I feel like ludwig has never seen the game of basketball or has any idea how it works.
the farmer searching for a wife show has been a thing for years in austria, it's basically culture at this point
I hope someone makes a foraging quiz for ludwig. I just want yall to learn what amanita phalloides looks like cuz it's invading California :)
Yo does anyone have a link or a place to find the smash camp vod? I can’t find it anywhere
bully ludwig off of pseudoscience
When Ludwig said Adelaide he meant atlatl which is a pretty cool spear thrower Native Americans used to hunt
Every one used to use it for thousands of years that was the pinnacle of human technology allowed us to take down mega fauna like wooly mammoth until we invented the bow the atlatl was the shit
airen looks like that one dude from trainspotting
I went to ASU and its extra funny to me how accurate slime is for the bit with minor details
The last thing I was expecting to hear was nick casually pulling out that Aiden did molly
In the context of All stars of their grade then Slime beats *maybe* a third grader. If it's an average player from each grade I think he could probably ball up like an eight grader