Christmas, Solstice, Kwanzaa, Yuletide, Festivus and Hanukkah

A couple of years ago, I wrote this song parody for a Christmas Cabaret show that I did. I think it's time to share it with the world, although it wasn't a perfect performance and I'm going to rewrite some verses (if I can't remember it and I wrote it, clearly it's flawed). Enjoy.