15 Hilariously Awful Wii Games | blameitonjorge

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  • @blameitonjorge
    @blameitonjorge  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2144

    I was not expecting this video to hit 30 minutes but here we are I guess. Anyways, next video will be another mini documentary probably. Or a list, I'm not 100% sure yet.

  • @ss-zx2le
    @ss-zx2le 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    Unless you're just into Papa Smurf gyrating in front of you while looking stoned out of his mind.
    -blameitonjorge, 2018

    • @cloudy_doodlez7934
      @cloudy_doodlez7934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ya that comment ruined my entire childhood because I was addicted to that game when I was little 😂😂😂😂😭

    • @pheomillion9171
      @pheomillion9171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gacha Lily Cat lmao same!

    • @coolbatman5774
      @coolbatman5774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I still kinda like smurfs just dance.

    • @cloudy_doodlez7934
      @cloudy_doodlez7934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Sam dude I have no idea why I liked that game lol (also it feels weird looking at my old comment I've changed a lot-)

    • @Periwinkie22
      @Periwinkie22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My average wednesday am I right ladies

  • @mr.sentient7344
    @mr.sentient7344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1771

    Funnily enough action girlz racing was actually developed by a bunch of guys but they changed their names in the credits so it looked like the game was devoleped by women. No joke, this actually happened

    • @Spamlum
      @Spamlum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      That's a big oof

    • @GreaseCow
      @GreaseCow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      they legally changed their names? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jamcal8086
      @jamcal8086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Basically, the entire game is just one big r/MenWritingWomen moment.

    • @realityblooms
      @realityblooms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Damn really, any good TH-cam video on this?

    • @mr.sentient7344
      @mr.sentient7344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@realityblooms not sure, I just remember that triple jump mentioned it as one of thier facts during their playthrough of the game for thier 'worst games ever' series.

  • @theslayer4050
    @theslayer4050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    "Until the Wii was layed to rest"
    Just dance 2020: ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF!

    • @MittensWichen
      @MittensWichen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also jd2021 and 2022 being modded on
      with mkwii revolution still working as well

    • @Hearttoons2003.
      @Hearttoons2003. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought Wii discontinued in 2013

    • @crazycockatoo5816
      @crazycockatoo5816 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. It lasted all the way until 2020. At least in terms of new games anyway.

  • @trevrr
    @trevrr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1569

    I'm not ashamed to admit that I own most of these, thanks grandma

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Well, my Gameboy was now in my grandparent's house. It's a shame that it's broken or lost because I never seen it for many years.

    • @seanaliving2799
      @seanaliving2799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Britishparrtot you are actually correct

    • @rubyh.3838
      @rubyh.3838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol my grandma bought a lot of these too.

    • @thisaccountisdead1723
      @thisaccountisdead1723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @sikusuyu
      @sikusuyu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      which

  • @ThatCreepyReading
    @ThatCreepyReading 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1368

    It was fun to be apart of this, he kept my meme clip in.

    • @ginzula
      @ginzula 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Buddy, Blitz is an actual word. It's German for "lighting".

    • @theradicalreviewer6053
      @theradicalreviewer6053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That Creepy Reading hey man love ur vids

    • @blackbrainz
      @blackbrainz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pls learn how to spell. Liked your scam video tho bb

    • @king_crimson1708
      @king_crimson1708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You did a great job man. Love the vids

    • @dr.anderson1847
      @dr.anderson1847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Blitz is an actual word you uncultured swi-

  • @cricketguy1206
    @cricketguy1206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Tick tock clock?
    Waluigi Pinball?
    Shroom Ridge?
    Not as good as my boy *The House.*

    • @bewearstar9462
      @bewearstar9462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Toad ridge? You ment shroom ridge

    • @ziawhite1740
      @ziawhite1740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don’t diss my boy Walugi pinball

    • @loganmansiongames
      @loganmansiongames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ziawhite1740 That stage is the best.

    • @Matsu_Suzuki16
      @Matsu_Suzuki16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@loganmansiongames And Arship Fortress

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nathaniel Bandy be like-

  • @MajinAnt513
    @MajinAnt513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Wii shovelware: can i be traded in?
    Gamestop: I don’t even know who you are

    • @swayzeetheking
      @swayzeetheking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      GameStop: *Best I can do is a used piece of toilet paper.*

    • @MajinAnt513
      @MajinAnt513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thatpoisonmushroom YT well that isn’t so bad considering the quarantine lmao

    • @swayzeetheking
      @swayzeetheking 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tool the Fool mhm.

    • @apheliaa
      @apheliaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gamestop: 👁️👄👁️

    • @TarquiniusSuperbus
      @TarquiniusSuperbus 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was a manager for GameStop during the height of the Wii shovelware era, and I can't even begin to guess how many copies of each of these games we had (except for the Majestic March one, I'd never heard of that before now). This junk plus licensed titles from Disney and Nickelodeon were the bulk of our Wii inventory at any given time. This crap routinely traded in for like $1 apiece and people did it because they hated these games so badly.

  • @kirbypop-tart708
    @kirbypop-tart708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Nintendo Wii: *exists*
    Shovelware: It's free real estate.

  • @samstreubel1387
    @samstreubel1387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    No,it was spelled ‘Blitz’ because that’s how you spell ‘Blitz’.

  • @nicco1801
    @nicco1801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    14:41
    "You know. With a Z."
    WELL IT AIN'T SPELLED "BLITS" EITHER---

    • @ethansprague2005
      @ethansprague2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@shawnfields2757 that trend started in the 2000s with x's being put in words or misspelling words on purpose. I thought the z trend was dead but I was wrong I guess

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      f r e e s h I thought the z trend was dead too, but as I said previously, Dragon Ball Z Fighters has this problem, as well as every Dragon Ball Z related game, but at least the quality of the games isn't affected by the dumb spelling. Sorry dude, If I made it seem like an annoying trend had died. Don't worry, nothing lasts forever. I still recommend Dragon Ball Fighterz though, if you're a Dragon Ball fan, or a fighting game fan. Or both. The name being misspelled usually doesn't affect quality, but there are bad games with equally bad titles. But most of the time, it's just a stupid title, but not a stupid game. Like most of the Kingdom Hearts series are massively guilty of having stupid titles for their games like Re:Coded, or 358/2 Days, Birth By Sleep, Birth By Sleep 0.2 A Fragmentary Passage, Back Cover, Chain Of Memories, and Dream Drop Distance. Even as a huge fan of Kingdom Hearts, I can't defend the names of those games. The games i mentioned are mostly good games(except for Back Cover, because it's just cutscenes and Re:Coded because it's also cutscene, as well as Days too), Chain Of Memories because it tries to put cards in a place they didn't need to be, the environments are boring and repetitive, it's a rehash of the first KH game, etc. But Birth By Sleep and Birth By Sleep 0.2, are good games. Sorry this was long. Have a great day/night, and like Caddy used to say, remember to stay beautiful.

    • @usagi7289
      @usagi7289 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      fire emblem pfp detected

    • @natalieshark
      @natalieshark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I cringed so hard at this. Calling out a company for spelling their name correctly is a try hard manoeuvre.

    • @beathewanderer7418
      @beathewanderer7418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ethansprague2005 whilst the trend info is true, Blitz is a word, unlike Blits.

  • @benanderson3029
    @benanderson3029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    3:42
    "And I am honestly past the point of givin' a FOKH."
    Best part of the video right there.

  • @thelorax7012
    @thelorax7012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    While papa Smurf looking stoned out his mind just left me dying with laughter

  • @StephonZeno
    @StephonZeno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    12:43 "You gotta hold the Wii remote sideways and tilt it like a stupid jackass"
    The way he says that always gets me XD

    • @patricklee1633
      @patricklee1633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Trying to figure out how this game got the Nintendo seal of approval.

    • @dangofluff2193
      @dangofluff2193 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I was looking for this comment😂😂

  • @kodas3366
    @kodas3366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    “It’s a good thing that m&ms are fu

  • @txmvi
    @txmvi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    Eminem’s cart racing
    Who can diss the fastest?

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ech0 Besides Eminem, who else would be a character in Eminem's Kart Racing? Like Dr. Dre?

    • @sml2k186
      @sml2k186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shawn Fields Nate dogg

    • @aizawaisreal
      @aizawaisreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tupac, Biggie Smalls, Eazy E, Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, DMX.

    • @stephaniemanning4716
      @stephaniemanning4716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shawnfields2757 Sonic the Hedgehog.

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Waiting for Eminem in Smash Bros

  • @Mechadude32
    @Mechadude32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    ~14:40, no that's just how you spell blitz.

    • @Nathan-zl1ve
      @Nathan-zl1ve 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      "Blitz games with a Z because it has to be radical of course"
      it's radical to spell words right apparently

    • @nman551
      @nman551 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      AVFury ok leafy

    • @reneemachuca3026
      @reneemachuca3026 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The o is silent

  • @gyotheLast
    @gyotheLast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    I enjoy GrahamGrayDog’s accent honestly. Partly because everyone hates it. But mostly because it’s soothing to me.

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I like it too.

    • @NewSkinSuit
      @NewSkinSuit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Ikr, I love him in this video but I don’t understand why people don’t like him. I thought he was perfect

    • @BeeMarzipan
      @BeeMarzipan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      CHECKEN SHU

    • @Naeryaa
      @Naeryaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Givin a "FOH'"
      I love this guy. What accent is that ? I'm curious

    • @NeciaNavine
      @NeciaNavine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I love me a good scouse accent

  • @rybs9916
    @rybs9916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    The scouse accent on that bloke is brutal

    • @K31R616
      @K31R616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It's fucking disgusting. Have you ever heard a female with the accent? Awful.
      LEARN TO FUCKING SPEAK.

    • @deaddead698
      @deaddead698 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      K31R616 an example is “Does someone not know how to flush a toilet after they had a SHET”

    • @thomasatkinson5745
      @thomasatkinson5745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      That's Scottish

    • @deaddead698
      @deaddead698 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thomas Atkinson I hope you’re joking

    • @thomasatkinson5745
      @thomasatkinson5745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The video of the mum screaming at the girls? They're Scottish

  • @plastichouseplant
    @plastichouseplant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    "There is nothing worse than a food brand that sells you an advert in the form of a game." Excuse you, Chex Quest was great.

    • @drownsinkoolaid4203
      @drownsinkoolaid4203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Chex Quest is FUCKIN' BALLER :D

    • @gabrielnavarro749
      @gabrielnavarro749 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What about Pepsi man!? It was great

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I kid you not, I read that just as he was saying it. I'm actually freaking out right now.

    • @razielmauro9559
      @razielmauro9559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chex quest was a different case: IT WAS FREEE

    • @bubbythebear6891
      @bubbythebear6891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cool Spot was a pretty cool game, and had a nice soundtrack.

  • @OtakuUnitedStudio
    @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Sneak King was a competently made game that was built on a premise that's only funny for about 5 minutes. But the BK Pocket Bike Racer game? That was actually a really good racing game.
    The worst thing about shovelware is that there are people who will unironically defend it as their favorites games as kids, for whatever reason that might be.

    • @tanneredge9774
      @tanneredge9774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah man. Sneak king introduced me to stealth based games. Now I'm killing Kommanders In Wolfenstein without alerting the others.

  • @theloz3r
    @theloz3r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    Gamer: My DS just broke
    Ambulance:*Wii U Wii U Wii U

    • @ThatWeirdoWhoMakesVideos
      @ThatWeirdoWhoMakesVideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      What if the wii u is broken too?

    • @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat
      @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That Weirdo Who Makes Videos Bring in another Wii U.

    • @theworkmans9717
      @theworkmans9717 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was almost me when I thought my ds broke I just needed to reset it but I actually had no wii u to go to cause I got mine broken

    • @-sanju-
      @-sanju- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Damn. I saw this joke first time like 5 years ago.

    • @p.andytheface.475
      @p.andytheface.475 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my gosh. XD

  • @Whatamess-nm5tz
    @Whatamess-nm5tz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Maybe owning a Wii U wasnt so bad after all

    • @LazyGyro
      @LazyGyro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah you can play Ninja Bread Man on it

    • @theworkmans9717
      @theworkmans9717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I got a wii u broken I was so disappointed cause I was like I need my super smash bros or I’m going to go crazy ya that was 3 years ago still am sad that my friends have it and I don’t :(

    • @fruitlion8
      @fruitlion8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I like the Wii U to be honest. It reminds me of the Dreamcast - interesting but underutilised gimmicks, powerhouse 1st party titles and niche but strong titles like Wonderful 101.

    • @ThatWeirdoWhoMakesVideos
      @ThatWeirdoWhoMakesVideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shame mine got fried years ago

    • @ElectroBlastLuigi
      @ElectroBlastLuigi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Wii U isn't that bad. I can understand why it's hated but there are still some good games mainly from Nintendo.

  • @mihaelkYeah
    @mihaelkYeah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    GrahamGrayDog's voice is quite interesting; I never thought I'd hear a Scottish accent that I'd fall asleep to. It's both intriguing and peaceful.

    • @caramelcotton9450
      @caramelcotton9450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It is interesting, I hope people can understand how he talks slow because people with thick Scottish accents cannot speak faster without being misunderstood.

    • @NewSkinSuit
      @NewSkinSuit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      caramel cotton oh yeah. My family is Scottish and when they’re around us they talk extra slow so we can understand

    • @Luweepoo
      @Luweepoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It isn’t a Scottish accent, it’s english. He’s from Liverpool

    • @fairybxbyx
      @fairybxbyx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lol its scouse

    • @jessica5470
      @jessica5470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh dear oh dear

  • @aristotleasparaguspodcast1129
    @aristotleasparaguspodcast1129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Whoever runs the Kids Choice Awards has a Just Dance fetish

    • @Krakkokayne
      @Krakkokayne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      well Nickelodeon does own it, and they did have a feet thing going on there...

    • @holynarwhale8729
      @holynarwhale8729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      rockdude11028 Well mostly Dan Scnider.

    • @veteranshealthyhomesolutio538
      @veteranshealthyhomesolutio538 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree with the 2014, 2015,2016 ones but Minecraft Story Mode shouldn't have win because it isn't one of the biggest TT Games also SMM has been the best game for now but you gotta wait at the end of the year before you can say that.

    • @Krakkokayne
      @Krakkokayne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Holy Narwhale87 there are other shady people who work for them so you'll never know how many Dan Schneider's are in there

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm reminded of a review I read for an awful American Idol video game. "What's bad: all the parts with music. What's also bad: all the parts with graphics."

  • @zekromplayer955
    @zekromplayer955 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    blameitonshitgamedesigners

  • @RobTheEnby
    @RobTheEnby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I love Graham's accent! He's so sarcastic and makes whatever he says funny! (He's from Liverpool, UK for all Americans wondering) 😂

    • @yaboyblacklist2431
      @yaboyblacklist2431 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was wondering exactly which English accent that was. like, there's a few regional accents that I (an American) can pick out, but I couldn't figure out that one. thanks.

  • @SpongyMemeSauce
    @SpongyMemeSauce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    I own some of these
    Also the Jessie award speech has been found

    • @TheKing60210
      @TheKing60210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I want to play M&Ms Kart Racing lol

    • @theworkmans9717
      @theworkmans9717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh crap it has I’m hoping for him to find he comment so I will like it

    • @ElectroBlastLuigi
      @ElectroBlastLuigi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mickey Mouse in Vietnam War is also found WITH original soundtrack!

    • @geryukinyt4373
      @geryukinyt4373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey. I watch you. Like since spongbob was your picture

    • @cmchannel005
      @cmchannel005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i own m&m kart racing and rock n roll adventures
      anyways does anyone have a flamethrower i can borrow?

  • @popmybubblegum
    @popmybubblegum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    15:48
    Boy: Avvavavvvvavavava
    Player: Vavaavavavvavava!
    "Random dancing!"
    *Starts dancing silently in an awkward area*

  • @tinyjebuss4353
    @tinyjebuss4353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Say it with me now:
    MOTION CONTROLS

  • @king_crimson1708
    @king_crimson1708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Blitz is actually spelled with a Z, so it's all good

    • @HarmonyHope7534
      @HarmonyHope7534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah like blitzball

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Harmony Hope4357 Oh man, I HATE Blitzball. I didn't understand ANY of it, and I can't get Wakka's best weapon because I can't understand how it works. Maybe Its because I'm a fat, unathletic nerd, who doesn't like or understand sports? I still love Final Fantasy X though.

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Or blitzkrieg

    • @staringcorgi6475
      @staringcorgi6475 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because it’s not an english word

  • @Disgustedorite
    @Disgustedorite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    on Petz: fun fact, Petz Catz and Petz Dogz (Catz 2 and Dogz 2 in some regions for some ungodly reason) on the Wii, which most of the Petz footage you had is from, were not meant to be part of the Petz franchise and are not Petz games by any definition. I am 99% certain that all the Petz games are a bunch of unrelated titles all localized under one name for no good reason, and these two adventure games were mistakenly lumped in.

    • @GhabulousGhoti
      @GhabulousGhoti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinking that too. Like, they say all the Petz games are the same, but use footage from literally the only one that's not the same (and would give them more than enough to talk about on its own bizarre merits).

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And keep in mind that there are MORE Petz games than Nintendogs games

  • @MarshalaYams
    @MarshalaYams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Actually, the action girlZ racing "women" are actually men using pseudonyms

  • @randommagikarp2406
    @randommagikarp2406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    OMG The SMURF's Dance Party???? What fresh *hell* have I gotten myself into???

    • @Jay_Vibes420
      @Jay_Vibes420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tiny Dreams I own the game and I have fun dancing to it with my little sister, makes me feel like a kid again

    • @randommagikarp2406
      @randommagikarp2406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ryan Shion o

    • @Jay_Vibes420
      @Jay_Vibes420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tiny Dreams yeah Idk why they say its a horrible game when It was made for small childrens entertainment, my sister loved it

    • @SomeAnomalousJumper2398
      @SomeAnomalousJumper2398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tiny Dreams, Not so funnily enough I do remember quite vaguely in stores seeing that too and asking the Same thing *"WHY THE HECK DOES THIS EXIST!?"* xD

    • @SomeAnomalousJumper2398
      @SomeAnomalousJumper2398 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Shion, I can't take that away from you and kind of content you loved it and all it's just....BIZARRE.

  • @voidpriestess8339
    @voidpriestess8339 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Wait.... Burger King made a game?
    *begins screaming very loudly*

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I didn't even know that until now.

    • @zeoalexo
      @zeoalexo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They made 3: Sneak King, Big Bumpin, and Pocketbike Racer

    • @zeoalexo
      @zeoalexo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@comment1353 I literally listed the games they made

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think AntDude reviewed Sneak King. Edit: No. The Completionist did.
      It's a weird game, all right.

    • @josephrowe849
      @josephrowe849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love Burger King but not enough to play their stupid video game. Imagine if KFC had Colonel Sanders collecting Colonel Coins much like Mario.

  • @krispy2114
    @krispy2114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Petz Cats 2 was one of my favorite games when I was little haha. That one wasn't pet simulation, it was a story game where you play as a cat. It wasn't an amazing game, but my nostalgia for the game is too strong haha

    • @gracestarkes2644
      @gracestarkes2644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same here, I still play it for the nostalgia value of it

    • @jessica5470
      @jessica5470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I loved it then, I'd probably love it now, and the bears would probably still terrify me

    • @trashgoblin4476
      @trashgoblin4476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i love anything with a cat in it so I'd probably play that even if it sucked tbh.

    • @krispy2114
      @krispy2114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@trashgoblin4476 its a series of little fetch quests with a little story, but it's not amazing cuz it's intended for kids. The music is really nice! i love the music from that game. its perfect for if you just want a cute little game that you don't want to think too much in :)

    • @ricochet0928
      @ricochet0928 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Petz Catz 2 was my first video game (aside from a bunch of v-smile games), though I owned it for the PS2 rather than the Wii
      I still remember many occasions of playing it for a while, getting frustrated when my dumb child brain couldn't figure out what to do since I never read the dialogue, then switching to playing lego star wars XD

  • @WilfredCthulu
    @WilfredCthulu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Ah yes the golden/dark age of shovelware. Attack of the Space Lasagna all week, baby!

    • @blazeofglory4053
      @blazeofglory4053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone’s been watching a little too much Vinesauce.

    • @zeldamaniac14
      @zeldamaniac14 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knew I'd see Vinesauce shovelware here.

  • @Shyguymask
    @Shyguymask 6 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    That Graham dude talks so slowly that I had to change the video speed to 1.25x

  • @errorerror5788
    @errorerror5788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love the focking accent of that guy

  • @3dgyt33n3
    @3dgyt33n3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Man, i loved the Wii as a kid. Shame to see it was mostly known for its shovelware.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      3dgy t33n Meanwhile I just got a Wii for Another Code R (which I only got because I'm not American XD Poor Americans didn't get this sequel) and NiGHTS: JoD. I didn't even know these existed until now. Yay?

    • @giannisantetokounmpo7992
      @giannisantetokounmpo7992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I always play it and I'm only 10 its is better than a ps4 and Xbox

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bacon_Man 232211 Its certainly nostalgic and at least you can play GameCube games as well so goody for it being backwards compatible. And good for exercising your wrists.

    • @3dgyt33n3
      @3dgyt33n3 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Roadent1241 woah i didn't know the wii could play gc games

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      3dgy t33n Same company, so yeah, why do you think it has GameCube controller ports and memory card slots? XP

  • @ZemosHD720p
    @ZemosHD720p 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Blitz is spelled with a "z"

    • @kyragthecat177
      @kyragthecat177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because it’s “cool” 😒

    • @theinfantmetroid
      @theinfantmetroid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@kyragthecat177 No. It's because that's how it's spelled

    • @kyragthecat177
      @kyragthecat177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh ok

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kyra the cat knows what’s up.

    • @callingthevoid
      @callingthevoid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      God, stop trying to make it cool... just say “blits” like everyone else, my gOD 😒

  • @pastelkiera5033
    @pastelkiera5033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    WHO IS THE SCOTTISH NARRATOR I LOVE HIM

    • @caramelcotton9450
      @caramelcotton9450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      GrahamGrayDog (also, I love your Cinnamoroll pfp ^^)

    • @caitlin3585
      @caitlin3585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He has a Scouse accent

    • @burritoplant7569
      @burritoplant7569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      he's not Scottish we don't sound like that lol he's from liverpool he has a very strong Scouse accent

    • @Luweepoo
      @Luweepoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That is not a Scottish accent yikes

    • @burritoplant7569
      @burritoplant7569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      chococake420 no ones mad ? We’re just saying it’s pretty obvious he isn’t Scottish

  • @callumsparrow4379
    @callumsparrow4379 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Fun Fact: On the spine of Rock & Roll Adventure’s box, it misspells the game’s title as “Rock & Roll Advnetures”. I first learned that from the UK’s Official Nintendo Magazine.

  • @GreyPikmin334
    @GreyPikmin334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Just for the record, 'blitz' is actually spelled with a 'z', so I don't get why make fun of the developers for spelling a word correctly.

    • @krizzex
      @krizzex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was just about to say that

    • @nman551
      @nman551 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are as dumb as Fortnite kids

    • @JZJ7777
      @JZJ7777 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s not really an English word, thought. I don’t know what if would mean if it is.

  • @dylanogg347
    @dylanogg347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    To be fair, Blitz is a German word, which translates to "Lightning".

    • @dylanogg347
      @dylanogg347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It also a word that pertains to military assaults and acting quickly.

    • @nman551
      @nman551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How dumb are you. It was a joke

    • @dylanogg347
      @dylanogg347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nman551 What Joke? It's been a while.

  • @MatthewCobalt
    @MatthewCobalt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I have experienced the actual M&M Kart Racing.
    I haven't fully recovered from that experience.

    • @DaBonkinator
      @DaBonkinator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Play Garfield kart you will recover

    • @sarahlilly1745
      @sarahlilly1745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matthew Cobalt F

    • @sirspookybones1118
      @sirspookybones1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I played it on DS when I was around 7 or 8. I remember thinking it was ok but I highly HIGHLY suspect I'd wanna burn it these days

    • @sdmedia1323
      @sdmedia1323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got it on DS, but I don’t really play it.

    • @Tepig-ge7sl
      @Tepig-ge7sl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *apporcing sound barrier*

  • @HarryStikers
    @HarryStikers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    ......I like how Game Grumps have played a few of these

  • @thebigdog8003
    @thebigdog8003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    The other bloke's accent is violently scouse (to me, a scouser) and I absolutely love it

    • @katieusbrownius
      @katieusbrownius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Right!? Never expect to hear another scouser on channels like this. Boss isn’t he!

  • @SS-ly4hk
    @SS-ly4hk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Tbh I think the Petz games are good. I still enjoy them today.
    If you're going to mention really bad wii animal games, you should've mentioned Purr Pals.

    • @gontathegentleman9833
      @gontathegentleman9833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't think they are bad ether, I think the problem is that most games are copies of eachother. But other then that I love these games to death. But that's mostly me since im that person that likes shuffle ware

    • @shouganai.
      @shouganai. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I loved the Petz Catz game I had on my PS2 too! Kinda broke my heart to see it on a list like this, I had a great time when I played it back then.

    • @v.k.rt.m.6030
      @v.k.rt.m.6030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shouganai. same with Loonatics Unleashed in another list. Didn't see any problems with it so why was it on there. I don't give a crap about Sam Register or Jimmy Kimmel.

  • @HollyWoomy
    @HollyWoomy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The Dogz game for the Wii was completely different from regular pets games! It was an adventure game copy of the Dog Island, but when I was 12 I loved it.

  • @Tenny82099
    @Tenny82099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    GrahamGraydog is the reason I broke out laughing so much. Just the sarcasm is on point. That point is only sharpened by his accent!

  • @thatoneannoyingsoprano8066
    @thatoneannoyingsoprano8066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    you guys should do bad ds games. i request you put shrek smash ‘n’ crash racing on that list, it’s so bad

    • @lextalk925
      @lextalk925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unpopular opinion but kingdom hearts 358/2 should be included.

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think there should be a Gameboy shovelware list too.

    • @zhoukiyo
      @zhoukiyo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even for a 'girl game', Bratz Forever Diamonds for the DS is one of the worst game I've ever played.

    • @HEADBOY_PHENOMENON
      @HEADBOY_PHENOMENON 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd also add Shrek Super Slam, Marvel Rise of the Imperfects, and Crash! Boom! Bang!

    • @violetgirl1996
      @violetgirl1996 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zhoukiyo it was so bad i loved it. Believe it or not, that game is far from the worst out of the 100 girly ds games ive played. Seriously, the ds has some of the largest number of worst graphics games xD

  • @TheCalum666
    @TheCalum666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Your editing is getting fantastic man!

  • @krillwaifu8098
    @krillwaifu8098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Brand mascot games are always a bad idea"
    Yall never heard of " I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator" before???? jEsUs

    • @rinatepaste9218
      @rinatepaste9218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would pay all of my life savings to play that game, no matter how trashy. I am a gamer, and that means to play games when they come out. Do i have to like them? No. But i will still force myself to enjoy the game if i hate it

  • @alisande_
    @alisande_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Okay, I'll defend the Petz games. Well, a few of them. The series is actually quite varied, with some of the games being standard Nintendogs ripoffs while some of them are essentially minigame compilations. Some of them you play as the animals, and others you act as their caretaker. Pets Dogz 2, the game shown in the majority of clips in the video, isn't actually a pet simulation game. Rather, it's more of an exploration/action RPG and probably the best in the series. I remember getting this game when I was about 8. When my mom was looking at reviews online, there were a bunch of angry parents saying NOT to buy it because they just thought it was a standard pet dress up simulator. The game actually does require some amount of skill/reasoning, and if you handed this to a 5 year old they would be hopelessly lost (and sad that they couldn't afford clothes because their dog kept getting killed by snakes). There are tons of enemies scattered throughout the world, and they WILL kill you. Death means losing half of your money (which is used to buy things like healing items), so it does have consequences. You can 'stun' enemies by barking/throwing rocks at them, but exploration and collection is the main focus rather than combat. Like animal crossing, there are entire libraries full of fish, plants, animals, and butterflies to collect. There are enemy and environment-based status effects, and the game has a wide array of areas to explore (beach, caves, gorge, volcano, arctic, etc) The game has a story (albeit a rather cheesy one) which involves an evil wolf stealing a magic hat and bringing destruction to the world. There IS a final boss fight, which was quite challenging as a kid. The characters are charming, and the only minigames are fishing and bug catching. Maybe I'm just viewing the game through the rose-tinted glasses of childhood nostalgia, but this game was the Petz series at its best. Which is honestly not that bad, all things considered. You can tell a lot of heart was put into the game, which isn't true for the other entries on this list or later installments in the series.

    • @matilderamirez2871
      @matilderamirez2871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it works it works. That's why there is a lot. Look at Call of Duty. Essentially the same game, just changing cosmetics. Then Zombies then Aliens.

    • @alisande_
      @alisande_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      acidonia150 I actually didn’t know this, thank you!

    • @Blueninja825
      @Blueninja825 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which ones will you not defend? Just wanna know

    • @alisande_
      @alisande_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I only played a few of them, but Petz Dogz Talent Show kinda sucked. It was minigame-focused, and didn't have a whole lot of options for actually caring for the pet. I'm sure there are other stinkers, but that's the only one I had personal experience with.

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Petz 5 is better.

  • @kishinasura1504
    @kishinasura1504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    One of this guys speaks veeeeeryyyy sloooowwwlyyyyy

    • @MauFangs
      @MauFangs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Veeeeeeeeeeeery

    • @mariemurtagh886
      @mariemurtagh886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Some people may find his accent hard to understand that’s why he speaking slowly on purpose.

    • @starboy2160
      @starboy2160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lucy Gnyp I like his voice a lot though 😂

    • @sarahlilly1745
      @sarahlilly1745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kishin Asura He just wants people to be able to understand what he’s saying.

  • @PigBoy99
    @PigBoy99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Live action gargamel makes smurfs dance party 10/10

  • @ThePsychicCellPhones
    @ThePsychicCellPhones 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    1:50 when you suddenly gotta assert your dominance and t-pose

    • @ObeyAzura
      @ObeyAzura 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao im dying 😂💀

  • @TheStarsTwilight
    @TheStarsTwilight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Okay, so this is going to sound really nitpicky but for the Number 5 segment most of the footage used is from the console version of Petz Dogs 2. Here's the thing: that game, as well as it's cat counterpart, are actually adventure games not simulators. They're strangely pretty decent and include an over-world with 14 major locations (15 if you count both halves of Pawville), an actual story, side quests, collectibles, full customization of not just the player but all the main town npcs, and a few mini-games worked into the zoo animal rescue side quest. The controls work well and there is some interesting mechanics such as literally digging for items, the way enemies are programmed to fall asleep at night/day (depending on the species), or the hot vs cold mechanic used in Inferno Cave/Polar Fields where you have to bathe in water pockets/hot springs to prevent dying from overheating/hypothermia. And yes, you can actually die, which results in not only going back to the last save point but losing half your money. The music's pretty good, too. Really, the game's only sin is a lack of a proper ending and the two versions being the same outside of the species of the player and NPCs.
    To be fair, the rest of the series really are just mediocre simulation games. It's just the video doesn't match and as someone who knows the game being shown it's a bit bothersome.

    • @datenshiluka
      @datenshiluka 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rachael Twilight good lord hahaha

    • @omdoxus
      @omdoxus 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why Did u write a Huge Paragraph

    • @DarkAngels2890
      @DarkAngels2890 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought I was crazy. Those were my childhood. Most of the cats/dogz games were. I wish I could replace them but I’d have to buy a new DS lite and such. :/

  • @JesusMartinez-rr2ry
    @JesusMartinez-rr2ry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I love how it sounds whenever GrahamGrayDog says the word "chicken"

    • @slayter9023
      @slayter9023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CHHickens

    • @coolness1768
      @coolness1768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He says the F word like "Fluffin"

  • @Null_And_Void
    @Null_And_Void 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    14:41
    Blitz is an actual word though

  • @madelynk.gilmore6939
    @madelynk.gilmore6939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    lmao 14:40 does he not know that Blitz is just German for lightning? Like what did he think the original was "blits"?

    • @baconbaconbobacon
      @baconbaconbobacon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Has he never heard of a blitzkrieg... Oh wait no, bc everything with a Z has to be radical of course -_-

    • @Tokito935
      @Tokito935 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@baconbaconbobacon salty

    • @matilderamirez2871
      @matilderamirez2871 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then there's speed Blitz, Normal Blitz, and that's about it I know

    • @darikozz
      @darikozz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      what a dumb joke lmao

  • @SunyCartoons
    @SunyCartoons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I guess I'm one of the few that doesn't mind Graham's voice. I thought he was funny.

    • @nman551
      @nman551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SunyCartoons I like his voice

    • @trashgoblin4476
      @trashgoblin4476 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i actually liked it tbh

    • @JZJ7777
      @JZJ7777 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was funny too. The way he said some things was hilarious.

  • @pgakt
    @pgakt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    The petz cat game footage you showed was actually a completely different adventure type game!

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The petz games for windows were much better, my favorite being, catz 5/dogz 5. Even had a modding scene. Fun fact: facade (yes, the "dramatic" experimental game about a couple close to divorce) uses the same rendering technique as a pet simulator. The dogs and cats in the early 2000s petz pc games and the couple in facade are rendered entirely with shaderless spheres rather than polygons. I believe sprites positioned in 3d space rather than 3d spheres.

    • @pgakt
      @pgakt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love Petz 5

    • @Pooky1991
      @Pooky1991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They ripped off Dog Island

    • @Spram2
      @Spram2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Looked like "The Dog Island" which is a weird but lovable game.

    • @Wolf-Chalk
      @Wolf-Chalk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spram2 I think they used the same engine and stuff so that's why.

  • @alphaareus
    @alphaareus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I am sorry for this comment. But...
    i am literally, physically hurt, because Petz Catz 2 made my entire childhood.

    • @aaronbishir9058
      @aaronbishir9058 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Master Procrastinator It's a joke.

    • @DeoxysDNA
      @DeoxysDNA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's exaggerating for the dramatic effect to emphasize how much he enjoyed the game. You're not suppose to take it literally or seriously.

    • @elkarlo1593
      @elkarlo1593 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't worry.
      Most of us have some kind of Shovelware that we enjoy because of nostalgia.

    • @alphaareus
      @alphaareus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elkarlo1593 I still think it's a great game. I don't love it purely for the nostalga

  • @staleloser6459
    @staleloser6459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    i'd like to point out there was a wiimote add-on that was literally a gun that my parents got me so i could play chicken shoot as a child

  • @cottontaelle
    @cottontaelle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    14:40
    blitz is a word and it ends with a z idk what you wanted here

    • @getsu0
      @getsu0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's a tragedy because his joke applies everywhere else

    • @starlit-rain
      @starlit-rain 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally is a word in German (lightning)

  • @BenjiXAddictX4Ever
    @BenjiXAddictX4Ever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Too bad our Wii broke too soon.

    • @theworkmans9717
      @theworkmans9717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BenjiXAddictX4Ever mine lasted like 10 years and I still had two of the games on this list

    • @ElectroBlastLuigi
      @ElectroBlastLuigi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have still have mine as well and in good condition but only a few games. I had way more than I owned but most were lost.

    • @WitheredFreddo
      @WitheredFreddo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have my wii but it's slowy decaying.

    • @mastech9753
      @mastech9753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Go back to Charmx! JK XD

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I sold my Wii and have regretted it ever since.

  • @FudgeBrownieJae
    @FudgeBrownieJae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Me: There were no bad wii games
    -*Watches his video*-
    Me: oh second thought...

    • @clubbasher32
      @clubbasher32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Papi _Widow there is a mountain of wii shovel-ware

    • @loganmansiongames
      @loganmansiongames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When they are not made by Nintendo.

    • @TorutheRedFox
      @TorutheRedFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clubbasher32 that's 10x taller than Mt. Everest

  • @ReddAnimations
    @ReddAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    My Christmas list.
    *NO MOM I WAS KIDDING*

  • @TakenByTheWater
    @TakenByTheWater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    hey some of those "petz: horsez" games weren't half bad
    on PC.

  • @criesincowboy9629
    @criesincowboy9629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The Sims and iCarly 2 take place in the same world confirmed.

  • @fhusmogg
    @fhusmogg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    NO LIE: one day I was at a friend's house and she had a used copy of Chicken Shoot in her Wii and I immediately noticed a) it was preowned and bought from GameStop and b) I IMMEDIATELY thought it looked like absolute GARBAGE.

  • @Tepig-ge7sl
    @Tepig-ge7sl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    If you made a squeal, you should probably use these ideas:
    15: imagine party babies
    14: club penguin game day
    13: fireplace
    12: looney tunes acme arsenal
    11: billy the wizard
    10: the smurfs 2
    9: escape from bug island
    8: Dora (all of them)
    7: amf bowling pinbusters
    6: minute to win it
    5: gummy bears mini golf
    4: barnyard
    3: Cartoon Network punch time xl
    2: cold stone creamery scoop it up
    1: m&ms beach party

    • @zombae.
      @zombae. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro gummy bears golf was my fav

    • @everyyxy8425
      @everyyxy8425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh don’t hate on club penguin game day like that

    • @teaganjeras156
      @teaganjeras156 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Extra: Monster High: 13 Wishes

  • @CurvyWire
    @CurvyWire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The icarly game brought back so many memories for me! I had it on the ds and was a huge fan of the show. Dang I loved that game.

    • @Shaowraven2266
      @Shaowraven2266 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same! I had the second one for the ds and still love it

    • @gator9339
      @gator9339 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Game Party brings back memories. Scooped that game up for like $5 at gamestop lol

    • @skelitonizer
      @skelitonizer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      it was an awesome game

    • @yaboitsv
      @yaboitsv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      GIBBY!!!

    • @ObeyAzura
      @ObeyAzura 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr I liked that game alot

  • @xXtrial_and_errorXx
    @xXtrial_and_errorXx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    All i can say is oof

  • @ricktheweeb5382
    @ricktheweeb5382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "if i'm going to spend a long period of time with my hand wrapped around an oblong object, moving my arm rapidly up and down, it sure won't be with this game" the best quote i ever heard from a company

  • @StarlitLilies
    @StarlitLilies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Love that accent, and he was honestly the most hilarious out of all of them

  • @ccricers
    @ccricers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The only thing I remember from M&Ms Kart Racing is
    APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER

  • @hampoon
    @hampoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Kid: Mom, can we get Mario Kart Wii?
    Mom: No, we have Mario Kart Wii at home.
    The Mario Kart Wii at home: 12:05

  • @nayeonn1e
    @nayeonn1e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    18:20 AS I WATCHED THIS I WAS LITERALLY THINKING HOW GOOD THESE GAMES WERE. GRANTED, I WAS LITTLE WHEN I PLAYED THIS AND HAD IT ON THE PS2 BUT I HAD PETZ: DOGZ, AND THAT GAME SLAPPED?? LIKE SLAPPED SLAPPED. okay let me stop with the caps lol. the game isn’t about “taking care of ur pets”, the dogs one (& probably the rest tbh) is about this evil magic dog ruining the little world you & the rest of the dogs live in and you have to stop it. imo it’s fun & the last time i played it, at around 10 maybe, i actually found it kind of difficult. your dog dying is basically a game over (as far as i remember) & it was super easy to die. maybe it’s my nostalgic mind trying to make it seem better but i loved that game. just don’t slander my Petz like that.

  • @Markimark151
    @Markimark151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Wii is the console that aged badly, the shovelware of the Wii was so awful that it hurt the console. Even those shovelware games have been donated to thrift stores for super cheap that nobody wants them.

  • @alfredosojr
    @alfredosojr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    3:42 "I am honestly past the point of givin a fough"

  • @TalonTheRetroGamer
    @TalonTheRetroGamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I thought the point of Nintendo's licensing program was to exclude developers like Data Design Interactive...

  • @SleepTalkMetropolis
    @SleepTalkMetropolis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:06 @ blameitonjorge is my favorite Wii game.The story was wild, the graphics were amazing for a Wii game.
    They really need to remake it.

  • @heaventoms8759
    @heaventoms8759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I owned and played M&M Cart Racing and I can confirm, even as a 11 year old with a short attention span, the game is virtually unplayable.

  • @LuxuriousInterior
    @LuxuriousInterior 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    'You know Blitz with a Z to be radical of course'
    O boy

  • @unstable_anarchist7158
    @unstable_anarchist7158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I remember playing the Bratz game for the Wii when I was younger, I don't know if my age played along with this, but I couldn't figure out how to play it. You just walked around blindly looking for stores to go into to complete the game. I'm kind of surprised it wasn't on this list. 😕😕

    • @user_666_
      @user_666_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg same I remember it made me really upset so I stopped playing xD

    • @unstable_anarchist7158
      @unstable_anarchist7158 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @MahaerHD - Memes and TH-cam Poops! Yep!

    • @DrawciaGleam02
      @DrawciaGleam02 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think I completed the Bratz games storyline growing up.....
      I liked the music on those games; some of them did have positive messages.

  • @staleloser6459
    @staleloser6459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    dude i clearly remember playing smurf's dance party in elementary school music class

  • @drownsinkoolaid4203
    @drownsinkoolaid4203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I don't mean to be rude but this GrahamGrayDog guy just talks so damn slow. If he's walking me through on assembling a car piece by piece that'd be fine but for a Top X style video he just doesn't fit.

    • @gaspardsavoureux8680
      @gaspardsavoureux8680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      At least you weren't rude when saying it. Most people here just make fun of the poor guy! That's probably how he talks in real life and he isn't going to change it.

    • @thomasatkinson5745
      @thomasatkinson5745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He is From Liverpool in the UK, I have the same accent and we generally talk really fast and it's hard for people out of Liverpool to understand us.

    • @pug307wayne
      @pug307wayne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol, he sounds a bit like Ringo Starr from "The Beatles". He speaks that slow aswell in his narration work on Thomas The Tank Engine, but obviously it's quite suitable to speak slow on a kids TV program

    • @Sapphirebulletsofpurelove
      @Sapphirebulletsofpurelove 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wayne andrew he has a slightly different accent than Ringo. This guy’s accent is much thicker, and it sounds like he’s from a different part of Liverpool

    • @pug307wayne
      @pug307wayne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sapphirebulletsofpurelove clue is in those 2 words "a bit"....the reason for me thinking that, is when I was 4-5 years old I used to have those read-along books with a cassette tape. 'when you hear Thomas whistle - toot toot - turn the page"

  • @HeyNiso
    @HeyNiso 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Wii have been blessed with a new blameitonjorge video!
    This pleases Mii very much.

  • @YumeDream39
    @YumeDream39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Ah yes. Everyone's favorite racing track!
    THE HOUSE

  • @LikaLaruku
    @LikaLaruku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I don't care what your guest reviewer says; Sneak King was hilarious.
    "Famous M&M locations" 😂

    • @nman551
      @nman551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lieutenant BaconWaffles no it was nauseating

    • @pleaseenteraname6825
      @pleaseenteraname6825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have that game somewhere in my house but I'm pretty sure I would have to set up either my xbox 360 or original xbox to play it, and I'm too lazy to do that

  • @verymud578
    @verymud578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    *With a z of course...*
    But, it's spelled with a z...

    • @HarmonyHope7534
      @HarmonyHope7534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ya like blitzball

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blitzkreig

    • @nman551
      @nman551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Harmony Hope4357 stop

    • @killercheemstar3088
      @killercheemstar3088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 oh no, are they German?

    • @lewisaino
      @lewisaino 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@killercheemstar3088 Yes, since they torture with these games.

  • @paperboycipper7047
    @paperboycipper7047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I honestly beleive that That Creepy Reading didn't even realize his mic was on and they just left it in.

  • @person14876
    @person14876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    They made a family fortune game
    Its reselling at €1

    • @geekynerd04
      @geekynerd04 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok wtf

    • @person14876
      @person14876 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      GeekyNerd its a game about a show

  • @KittiesnCrochets
    @KittiesnCrochets 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I'm so triggered that the Petz games are on here lmao. Those were my childhood along with Nintendogs

    • @fruit4evr
      @fruit4evr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True tho but they were really lower quality

    • @sofiaoliver472
      @sofiaoliver472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME, except i had most of the DS ones. the first one i got was called dogz for the game boy lol, and then like 4 nintendogs games, and then as i got older i got the nintendogs + cats game for my 3DS. i was so cool 🤣

    • @fruit4evr
      @fruit4evr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Funtime Luna but they were really low quality games

  • @finalfantasy7freak664
    @finalfantasy7freak664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Second dude’s Scottish accent is giving me life!!

    • @katieusbrownius
      @katieusbrownius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not Scottish...

    • @JZJ7777
      @JZJ7777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not Scottish. Liverpudlian. I thought it was Scottish too at first, but I listened more closely and it sounded more like a Liverpudlian accent.

  • @LinksKat
    @LinksKat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Me: *hears two other narrators besides BlameitonGeorge, one of the guests sounding familiar, and sees the description, seeing That Creepy Reading being a guest narrator*
    Also me: I knew I heard That Creepy Reading.

  • @helpanny2604
    @helpanny2604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Sorry to tell you, but Dogz and Catz on the Wii aren't part of the Petz series, they were originally games by the Japanese software house Yuke's titled Wanko/Nyanko to mahou no boushi and are totally different from Ubisoft's Petz games, they're actually good games, not outstanding but there's clearly effort put in into the gameplay mechanics, story and especially music, unlike most of the games on the lists, and there's also more skill and strategy required to complete the game over most of the bland kids shovelware here, and I HIGHLY doubt that Dogz/Catz are worse than the M&M's racing game.
    Ubisoft just rebranded the game as part of their Petz series for easier recognization in the west, replacing the original anime styled boxarts as well with their usual stock pictures of animals and even marketing it as a pet simulation game when it's more an open world RPG game with some stealth elements, as a fan of Catz/Dogz and The Dog Island, Ubisoft rebranding the first two really made a lot of people turn away from two games that are overall valid despite being kids games, I'd say there's more effort in them than some recent Nintendo games like Kirby Star Allies, it may be an odd comparison, but Dogz and Catz actually provide a lenghty and some sort of strategy instead of being a lazy, overly easy over priced 2D game that gets away with that because it's Kirby, yes, I said that game seriously had more genuine effort than a Kirby game and I say it as a Kirby fanatic myself, I could say the same for Return to Dream Land, which would be more fair since it's a Wii game, but Return to Dream Land despite being a 2D platformer like Star Allies is actually fun and has double the worlds than Star Allies, besides the fact I recall it being much cheaper even at launch.

    • @helpanny2604
      @helpanny2604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd actually would have preferred if the criticism for these games were actually based on what the games really have to offer and each game's actual reviews and criticism, and actually, not play them, but at least see their content, I mean, you clearly searched for footage of Dogz and Catz after all, I can clearly see from the footage they're quests based games, instead of categorizing all of them as the same thing and think all of them are bad because that's what the series' overall opinion is by the critics' reviews of a lot of the games in the series, like the DS games or Wii's Horsez, for some people I may sound like overreacting, but TH-camrs need criticism anyway, and they should make better researches next time instead of making a video about a game and know nothing about a game they clearly looked video footage off of TH-cam, and I already know some triggered Kirby fans are raging for saying two of these actually provide a better experience than a Kirby game, that's probably why I don't want to interact with the Kirby fandom, they're way over protective of an average franchise and say how superior it is to CoD when Kirby is also pretty repetitive as well, I can even say the vast majority of Kirby games are mediocre, anyway, I really can't say they provide challenge for the most skilled hardcore gamer, but for a kids' game, they still provide more than the average Kirby game, I can say they're actually respectful of their target demographic, especially The Dog Island, which actually made you care for the characters and had themes like life and death, I don't care what the average Kirby fan says but the Kirby lore is not deep and barely makes you care for its characters.
      By the way, I'm almost 21 years old, I don't really care if liking a game with puppies that suffered of bad marketing in the west makes me look like a 12 year old (especially with 30 year old virgins on the internet saying Kirby lore is deep)

    • @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat
      @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Babylon Otaking You should space out your comment so it’s easier to read.

    • @rickmarr4478
      @rickmarr4478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't anything about this wanko/nyanko game, do mind showing a link of this game?

    • @yatakaga
      @yatakaga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for explaining this here! It was one of my favorite games as a kid. The english version was rebranded as petz dogz/catz 2 for the wii/ps2. but geniunely had a plot. Its more comparable to 'the dog island!' It had a plot and even a final boss. I don't remember a lot but there were a lot of games. Petz games aren't all by ubisoft and people don't understand or know. I believe petz dogz/catz 2 (wii/ps2) is a very enjoyable game for a kid as it is a story and you get to play as a dog... or a cat. To anyone whos interested I suggest looking for gameplay, however i don't believe theres any high quality which is a shame because its actually pretty decent (i havent played it in years so i can't really give any good critism...) but... definitely not comparable to the ds version! They used the wii game's footage even... its very unresearched to add it without mentioning that its not the same as the ds version... definitely shouldnt be on the list.

    • @DrawciaGleam02
      @DrawciaGleam02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have Catz on the GBA and I think the designs and behaviors of the kittens seem somewhat realistic. The gameplay is repetitive, but you can get different endings depending on which stats you raise.