DVDA - Only A Woman

This song is dedicated to a very special girl.
..one with special needs, if you will.

[@treyowen9213]

These men will always be kings of comedy central.

[@emodante1084]

These two are the reason Comedy Central is still a thing.

[@gimmedaalbatross]

Touching song. Almost cried.

[@drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890]

10/10 would touch you there - IGN

[@miss_rosie25]

Phrasing!

[@FevverXD]

​@@drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890 I have no clue what you where on 4 years ago but I NEED some

[@bustercherry8734]

I almost touched myself. Almost.

[@dspsblyuth]

My fiance agreed this could be our wedding song.

[@bensons999]

Fucking awesome.

[@dspsblyuth]

bensons999 she is an awesome chick

[@Celestial_Emissary]

dspsblyuth thats so awsome

[@uhsomething]

dspsblyuth " or a man " - DVDA

[@rigatoni_pasta]

You married the right girl.

[@timothyhowell4496]

"I promise I will never die"

[@S1nwar]

they look like someone distilled the essence of the year 1999 into two comedic geniuses

[@rapidblaster2648]

There are No words to this funnyness ❤

[@lbowker5679]

I like rain, I like ham, I like you...

[@InternetReview]

Poetry

[@jamesdean723]

Who doesn’t

[@handlethesenuts]

i like trains, i like rocks, i like poo

[@StarDragonJP]

Saw this right as it came up lol

[@kennethadelsperger1782]

I remember playing this song for ex girlfriend back in highschool during our romantic times together, and now it's time to meet someone new and play this song for her

[@MartyMcFly88]

Make sure she’s actually a woman though. She might be a maayyyyyaaan!

[@jeradbennett5030]

I absolutely love this shit, God bless these fine gentlemen and all that they have bestowed upon us.

[@janetzsuniett]

I totally forgot about this. This song brings back so many memories... Trey and Matt are gold!

[@kenlieck7756]

Did they ever declare a winner in their battle with Ween for the title of "world's gayest band"?

[@MarkZuckerbergfangirl04]

Dude this has to be my wedding song

[@brendaluna173]

I need this
I need love
I need you
I don't need one heartbeat
I need two
There's an emptiness I need to fill
And only one emptiness will do
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way
Only a woman
Is allowed to touch me there
All I ask is that you're a woman
I like rain, I like ham
I like you
You're around, you're right here
So you'll do
I wanna tell you how much I love your mind
But it simply isn't true
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way
Only a woman
Is allowed to do what you're doing right now
All I ask is that you're a woman
And on Saturdays when I've been partying hard
And it's 4 in the morning, and I'm on my fifth tab of E
That's the only time I don't even care if you are a woman
Right now
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can do it just the right way
Only a woman
Should be doing that right now
I just want you to be a woman
Please just be a woman
Just any old woman
Or a man...

[@TheAvatarVV]

thank you so much

[@AndrewAlexanderSephirothsClone]

You're really goat Brenda!!

[@AndrewAlexanderSephirothsClone]

Only a woman can provide us with the lyrics of this song

[@JaculaDudek]

@@AndrewAlexanderSephirothsClone or a maouwn ...

[@MartyMcFly88]

Greatest song ever made

[@odie7094]

I want this played at my wedding.

[@CynicalPsychologist]

Was it?

[@stephanelejour9937]

I also want to know

[@MaximumKahnage]

this is the best love song ever made

[@CCBeZ17]

"Promise me you'll never die."

[@MartyMcFly88]

“… I promise. I will NEVER die.”

[@gimmedaalbatross]

OMFG! At the end...Or a man! Nobody on earth is funnier than Trey Parker.

[@PupkinV]

maeyuuun

[@MartyMcFly88]

gimmedaalbatross I love the way he sings “man”

[@BusinessZeus]

@Amanda J *3 3 3 3rd!*

[@lron6617]

Idk maybe I am gay -Ricky

[@MartyMcFly88]

“Only a woman is allowed to touch me theeeerrrrreee!”

[@colinfletcher7520]

Matt and trey should be incharge of all entertainment in America. Everything they involve themselves in they make into gold.

[@HebrewHammerArmsCo]

I sing this everytime i have a stopover in thailand

[@RandysMixtable]

This tune fits so nicely in 2022.

[@gben82]

It's a Saturday night, and I've been partying hard. It's 4 in the morning, and I'm on my fifth tab of E.

[@mpmd6.9]

oh no...

[@MartyMcFly88]

This song is so relevant today…

[@columbojoe666]

i base my life on this song ultimately.

[@Wheelerlfc]

When this song was released in 2004 I dont think DVDA realised it would have so much more meaning to the lyrics in 2022. 😂

[@stalker13ish]

ITS A BEAUTIFULLLLLL!!!!!

[@BusinessZeus]

"A"?

[@drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890]

"All i ask is that you're a woman" perfect summary of dating in 2019

[@powerpc127]

'...Or a ma-yun.'
Then surely that's the anthem of 2020.

[@mickeymojito]

@@powerpc127 a manly manly mayun

[@NightMedicine]

That’s all that matters…. Is if you have a vagina. 😆

[@willgiles6848]

@@mickeymojitoMAYYYYUUUUAAANNNN

[@losaicos]

omg that's so funny

[@waltymcnalty]

If this isn’t the best Lesbian anthem I don’t know what is

[@rachelpogue66]

Why is comedy music so god damn good?

[@lordcrayzar]

It’s def my favorite genre ha

[@fumeja]

Beautiful

[@Samantabhadra]

Absolute 100% God Status

[@kirkey99]

...or a maehn

[@MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp]

mayon

[@BusinessZeus]

Now you're a mayon, a mahn, mayn, maon.

[@Rehash84]

MRRAAOWWWN

[@commonclayofthenewwest6045]

OR A MAAHAANN!!

[@alexmyers2741]

Just picture matt and trey doing this song like in a whitesnake music video

[@Huntsdown]

I love that as the song goes on, Trey empathises more on it being a women, any women 🤣

[@FlyinggMushroom]

or a mayon

[@midneis]

*"All I ask is that you're a woman"* Now that's a man with high standards if I've ever seen one.
I can work with those terms.

[@justonetime6179]

Midas Seinfeld transphobic!

[@jamesmcmurray451]

Or a man 🤷
I can respect anyone who's willing to negotiate.

[@jesuschrist69]

"I don't even care if you're a woman..."

[@keivkoo4774]

I love them

[@chrisgates10]

Just any old woman!

[@straightactinggayguy6208]

+Chris Gates or a maayyyn

[@TisDeV]

this is golden.

[@Guillermo26muelJaquez]

"All I ask is that you're a woman"

[@MartyMcFly88]

Or a maaayyyan

[@MustacheCashStash125]

Or a maaayyyan

[@carolinemccormack2270]

Only a woman, is allowed todowhatyou'redoingrightnow!

[@basiicasiic9297]

I sat for a few minutes wondering “why do those two look like the creators of South Park?” and then it hit me.

[@KINGofkings49er]

Trey Parker should go in disguise and Sings this on American idol

[@tardistime6857]

Or pride lol

[@morpheen]

Or masked singer

[@matthewchunk3689]

going down the hall singinG ONLY A WUMOOWN

[@Damienandkaren]

That picture man lol

[@ukob]

If aleins come to Earth i ask that they only get to watch DVDA to prove that we should not be destroyed.

[@BusinessZeus]

If A.I. would listen to this. Earth wouldn't be nuked

[@BusinessZeus]

"Aleins"

[@lizard450]

The state of dating in america in 2023

[@MartyMcFly88]

Facts

[@stephanelejour9937]

And they say romance is dead.

[@Damienandkaren]

I wanna tell you how much i love your mind, but it simply isn't true.

[@kristinspurlock5664]

Check out that full bodied Jewfro. Now basque in its Jewliciousness.

[@BusinessZeus]

You are correct but i need some kind of gas to laugh to this!

[@OleanderRainbow]

I get the appeal of the fro. For reasons I can't say in polite company.

[@RascalMcBants]

Anyone else drinking and practising magic tricks to this?

[@MartyMcFly88]

No but I’m drinking lol

[@space_magic]

Nice

[@frankbee3412]

and bisexuality was born...

[@sarinhaS2S2]

South park ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@shadeauGU]

…. Or a mayyuuuun 😂

[@kieranparton8413]

The Description is brill!

[@adumire87]

If only my brother would have written this down to his wife instead of the "Cheyenne" song 🤷🤣🤷🤷🤷❤️❤️

[@genequist3859]

... Or a moyown..

[@MartyMcFly88]

🤣

[@PrivateAckbar]

They should recycle this, and "Now You're a Man" into a Caitlyn Jenner episode.

[@appleshampoo69]

Seriously vote this up!!!!!!! ..... But it's almost too easy, isn't it .....

[@PrivateAckbar]

appleshampoo182 It would make me happy.

[@angelcortez5797]

Woke culture needs this...

[@aleksandersaski5387]

This is sweet. One question - why does Trey's voice sound so... satirically? :D

[@thisisnotachannel]

.... or a MAYOWN.

[@JaculaDudek]

or a maouwn ...

[@MartyMcFly88]

😂

[@she_wench9856]

As is tradition

[@Rodshark75]

All comedians want to be rock stars
All models want to be actors
All actors want to be directors
All directors want to be pimps.

[@reseiart7071]

omg the original kehaal

[@NightMedicine]

I’m pretty sure that’s is supposed to be ripping off that Aerosmith song from that stupid asteroid movie.

[@R3nardism]

team America fuck yeahhh!

[@captainphoenix]

.....it's spelled "mwayunnn"

[@danielingalls8187]

idk. dvda to means that any lady can come and hang out with three of my friends.

[@Mkhan-cw9rx]

from what movie

[@MartyMcFly88]

M khan this is from the movie Team America: World Police, it’s a movie written and directed by Matt Stone and Trey Parker (creators of South Park) and it’s all puppets/marionettes. It’s very funny.

[@rachelpogue66]

Lesbian approved

[@Youdontknowwhatliterallymeans]

Why does Matt Stone remind me of Max Cady from Cape Fear in this photo?

[@MartyMcFly88]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Idontcare-g1n]

So please be a woman

[@thomaswhalley7088]

This would happen Reused in Doctor Who

[@bobaqueef2388]

Simply isent true

[@wendigo420k7]

I lost my lab card to this she made me a man!

[@daze6716]

Now You're a Man needs to win... to bad it wont :(

[@Zaidelle.G]

Am I the only one here who knew this song from the team america movie? ಠ_ಠ

[@Damienandkaren]

But it simply isn't true.

[@crybaby870]

:')

[@Svankmajer]

absolutely anyone will do basically.

[@BlackenedGold]

😂😂😂

[@danielsnook5029]

Where do Thai ladyboys fit into this idealogy?😅

[@fanciabuttslam3379]

The man at the end

[@Aistlander]

...or a meh-ahn.

[@ExpressiveBeats]

I swear I'm not gay.

[@G8T.99]

All I ask is that your a womannnnnnn hahahaha

[@MartyMcFly88]

Or a mayyaaahhn

[@brodiehansen3843]

OR a MAN??

[@MartyMcFly88]

*mayyoooooooohhn

[@flashkraft]

"All I ask is that you're a woman"
That is so transphobic.

[@hippityhoppity6313]

I hope you're joking

[@treypoyer4596]

@@hippityhoppity6313 same

[@SpuddyWesker]

but what if hes super straight?

[@TheAvatarVV]

@@SpuddyWesker lol, a good one

[@TheAvatarVV]

not at all, and transphobic is not even a real thing ..

[@TheKurtChaney]

Omg fuck it all . I'm here now.

[@g-nuts1219]

I never got into South Park, idk why??🤷🏻‍♂️😏😏
But I LOVE their movies BASEketball & Orgazmo!!!

[@danielingalls8187]

idk. dvda to means that any lady can come and hang out with three of my friends.