Greentext | Ryan Gosling at the Grocery
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 พ.ค. 2017
- A 100% true story about a run-in with Ryan Gosling.
A real human bean. And a real hero.
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Almost ready with the next video. This is just a quick one for the meanwhile.
Internet Historian you better be 😤😤😤😤
Internet Historian Thank God I thought you might be going soft on us, anyways awesome fuckin videos though, I wish Shia would continue with HWNDU though:(
gay
pls hurry
Internet Historian This is literally the best channel
Ryan Gosling stole my car then used it in the movie drive.
mcrguy18 cool profile picture
a real human bean
HEY, he only did that once and felt really bad about it.
DefectiveConscience He sure as shit didn't feel bad about me when I jumped off the roof with my dog.
Is he the reason you got locked up all those years?
12x huh huh 13x chuckles 14x yawning 15x milky ways 16x times the detail
of fallout four
It just works
and a partridge in a pear tree
4x times the size... of Fallout 4.
I wonder if that TH-cam account "16x the detail" is going to comment here
Then he lifted his shirt, and as god is my witness, breast fed the baby right there
Did someone say Dababy?
really a stand up guy
Which then instantly died of die-A-bethis
then everyone clapped
@@kazuhiramiller2121 Except a pregnant woman, whom witnessed the whole incident, whom was most pissed her hubby couldn't perform such a feat.
I like imagining Ryan Gosling, a multi millionaire would just shoplift candy from a store for shits and giggles
Is anyone going to physically stop him?
@@matthewlong7547Why would I stop myself
Literally me
Winona Ryder did just that
I love the sad/feelspasta music on a story about a celebrity stealing Milky Ways.
Its Gymnopodie no. 1 by Erik Satie, one of my favourite musical pieces
When I recognized it I had a stupid smile on my face, such a great song
Isn't it the Minecraft music?
I mean I could be showing my age here, but I swear I heard that song for about 3 years non-stop when Minecraft was released. Just need some rain and the odd oink from a pig.
@@jaimiefuller2032 its gymnopédie no 1 from erik satie
@@sonata_x6104 I was just in Paris last week andI walked through the city in the rain with this piece of music playing in my headphones. Past the Eiffel Tower, the Arc Du Triomphe.. It was amazing.
its a true story, i was one of those milky way bars
it was a true story i was ryan gosling
@@decakjeisaozasuncem8843 damn you! 🤣🤣🤣
Pics or it didn't happen
True story, I was his shirt
True story, I was the grocery store.
huh? huh? huh?
.
@@reyscesenevara1791 Huh?
1k likes with 3 comments
@@example5237 Huh?
@@ChesterCheatin Huh?
i n t e r f e T e r e n c e
U forgot electrical
"I don't even think that's a word 😀"
“Translate to English” -TH-cam
i n t e r f e r of Terence
*Interfeterince
10/10 best story
hey look its cyranek
oh hi papa cyra
Every video I watch there's always cyranek just waiting
Cyranek 911th like
@@Sukkulents_ This is original, at least more original than the average "69th like, lol" or "420 like, moke weeda"
>I stared at him with disbelief
>Turns to me and says
>No one will believe your story
It was also bill murry not gosling
**Tom Hanks*
@@favoritemustard3542
*Brad Pitt
CrusaderGundam bill Cosby?
Ah yes, renowned actor Bill Gosling.
hungry box
Ryan Gosling stole my shoelaces.
He stopped me while I was I was back home from work in an alley. I thought he meant the shoes but he angrily repeated that he needs only the shoelaces and proceeded to untie them himself. He ties them to his expensive-looking dance shoes, fixes his hair and goes on his way without saying thanks while a loud tapping sound coming from his shoes resound in the distance.
I never knew Andrew MG was a president
How come this sounds like something Ryan Gosling would actually do.
Because that's something he eventually will do.
Because he did
George Zhang we'll meme him into a tragic fate
yung malaria
we aren't done with shia yet
It's a pretty common greentext. I've seen it written for Marlon Brando and Robert Downey Jr.
This was so well executed and much better than just the plain text reading that other users do. I love this so much it genuinely made me laugh out loud despite already knowing the story. I love you. No homo.
Strat Cat shame i didnt get the joke
maginoth no one's going to get it for you
+maginoth same here. never thought anyone could be below /b/tards, but here we are. somehow even more stupid
Strat Cat Underrated comment
>15 milky ways
>Price is $12.something
>Milky way in the story cost less than a dollar in Los Angeles
*_Your story doesn't add up_*
$0.8 * 15 = $12
@@zyriab5797 what about the tax?
@@userofusername4981 I don't know. Where i am from they are already in the displayed price ;)
Isn't he Australian not European
@@userofusername4981
So areas don't tax food items.
The Kenergy was strong with this one
He is kenough
A REAL HUMAN BEEEEEAAAAAN
AND A REEEAL HEEEEEERO
R E A L H U M A N B E A N
AND DORITO HERO
PRAY. *LEMME HEAR YOU FUCKING PRAY*
Breeeeen
Oh god when I read the title I knew it was this fucking one.
How many more 'Ryan gosling at the grocery store stories do you know?
@@elhomo6406 This is a common copypasta, just change the celebrity name
0:48 Look at the top left corner
Thank you.
My life quality has improved tenfold. I express my appreciation towards you and your family.
Larry David was there too
Illuminati lizard confirmed.
M O V E M E N T
He's literally me
*_IN TEH FEH REH HANCE_*
What is the name of the video of the meme you have in your profile picture.
Help me im starting to feel like a fucking normie not knowing.
Ok
Just type in TH-cam "Hi OK"
oookay
haha sure man, search "okay vine" itll be there
Only come for his voice...
Only come to his voice
*to
Only came to his voice...
Fucking furry
Kauli Steelship fucking fuck
Like we're doing now? Cells.
"Cells."
Have you ever stolen 15 Milky ways?
"Milkyways."
Sir, you need to pay for those first. Cells.
"Cells."
12 dollars? Interlinked.
"Interlinked."
I need to scan them individually? Interlinked.
"Interlinked."
@No U think about the heckin chungus upvotes
Take your upvote and get out
@@Zeratul723 keanu Reeves big chungus
@@Zeratul723 this isnt reddit
@@railpwn1268 Correct.
Hi, this the official Rayn Gooseling channel, just a correction, those were Snickers, not MilkyWay bars.
Rain goose
Then the man has no taste.
@@spugintrntl excuse me, but have you ever tasted a milky way bar? They taste like coconut scented candle wax.
@@extrablandchaos2149 not if you take them out of the wrapper first.
@@spugintrntl you're meant to do that? Okay cool man I will try, I might need a grown up for assistance.
This is some next level shitpost
Gymnopedie no.1 is the bg music
one of my favourite songs ever
thanks fam.
Ali Dontini k
Ali Dontini I agree, I love it
I hate it, it makes me emotional because of the disappearance of suzimiya haruhi
Hey Professor Historian, can you pretty please do more of these greentext Stories. You know there is a goldmine of stories just waiting for us to view from your elegant story telling methods.
bowl of eggs
This story was so beautiful that I cried.
tfw no cute asian cashier
It's true, I was the girl behind the counter
Was there any electrical enterfeterance between you two?
Commissar Ciaphas Cain, the Valhallan 597th More than enough
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
Craig Tucker Speech 100
Can confirm I was Milky Way.
He' literally me
It's fun to use this copy-pasta with some people. They don't know what it is and think you're 100% trying to relate a story about someone and get really defensive of that person.
I know it's juvenile as fuck but damn does it make me laugh.
Yeah one guy got angry and accused me of slander when I used it with Keanu Reeves
Dat cliffhanger, we will never know the final price.
Literally me
he is literally me
Why do I view Ryan Gosling more negatively now after seeing this?
because he seems like a douche now... it’s disappointing really but the story is still funny
@@aphrog649 It's not real lol
Chowmeower oh lol oops, someone else in the comments said they had a negative experience too so i assumed it was true
@@chowmeower7294 how do you know
its completely true i was the asian
This must be true, I remember seeing him trying to put all those Milky Ways in his mouth at once at the nearby underpass.
He’s literally just like me
Cashier lady pretty cute tho
The background music is Gymnopédie No.1, if you're interested
Real MVP
@@benetelrae Thx :)
A real human bean and a real hero
god owe you a heaven
@Kadir Bullang Love you too baby
I'm so confused
Nuclear Effect fuckin NORMIES
I guess I'm a normie. What a sad and terrible day.
I'm even more confused at the comments
Xhana all of us are
@@xhana_ i got confused after reading the comments
The cashiers name is wei han xu. You’re very welcome
Who is she?
Why cares? They're all practically identical
Thanks!
I love how Ryan Gosling plays creepy men so convincingly.
Don't chat shit about my boy the driver
What did you just say about me
1:39 Found the guy who started the pandemic in the patrons list.
Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bumping
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Coles and woolies? Must be a fellow Australian memer
Dude, listen to his voice. He totally is.
on that note though, I cant tell if he's Kiwi or 'Strayan, but I'm pretty sure hes 'Strayan because Herstorian totally is and also Coles.
surprised you didnt know he was aussie. on his other channel he mentions it too.
I'm pretty sure he said that he's from NZ but lives in Australia.
Yeah, that makes sense.
He's a total Kiwi you can hear it in his voice. His girls an aussie though so I think he lives here.
Can confirm, I did this (he's literally me)
That’s funny, literally the exact same story happened to me, only it was internet superstar Rich Evans.
Wow, he was on Ellen!
I heard Julia Roberts got to meet him
If anyone is wondering, the music is gynopedie no 1 by Erik satie
Thanks, I was actually trying to remember the song's name since yesterday and it randomly appeared on this video :)
thank you father, i owe you my life
I love that meme.
Please do more of these. Dramatic greentext reading is a thing I never knew I needed in my life.
I can really feel myself connecting to all the old memes, ive been binging your vids, they are hilarious
fantastic screenwriting. production design was beautiful. cinematography was something else. cg was god tier. costumes totally felt immersive and natural. overall 10/10 short film. deserves to be feature length.
Clearly, Ryan Gosling needs to be brought to justice
Thats not the real Ryan Gosling
@@TheMongolianWay woooosh
@@spacemanspiff2137 baited your wooosh. Too easy. Wooooosh baiter strikes again!
@@TheMongolianWay That’s what they all say. Tell it to the judge
@@spacemanspiff2137 woosh baiter has no time for courts! He has other comments sections to conquer!
God he should not be so cocky, greentext is the world's best hacker.
Thank you for reminding me of a real human bean. This description is gold. Man I miss those days.
This was PHENOMENAL. I’ve never cried over a story, but I couldn’t help myself with this one.
Love this.
Doug Walker seems like such an arse.
This is the definition of a video I didn't know I needed in my life.
I really, really appreciate the description. Truly a real human bean.
This story changed my life. So powerful, such social commentary, just... wow
This was always such an oddly specific story
Erik Satie - Gymnopédie No.1
/b/ is not worthy of that piece of music.
haha xDDDDD
Thanks, I recognized the song but did not want to sort through 2000 liked videos to find that
I was literally just thinking "I wonder if I'll be able to find the song." Life works in mysterious ways.
I knew this one from the cube escape series. Im glad someone else noticed
I think i have rewatched this like 50 times already. It never stops being funny
I needed more of you
*WHY IS MY CHILD BLACK???*
yes
Possibly
My wifes son!
My wifes son!
Did you try turning it off and turning it on again?
Hey There Try calling microsoft tech support if the problem perssist
The version of this with Bill Nye is probably my favorite greentext and sounds like something that would actually happen.
The bio on this with the “real human bean” reference is such an oddly specific reference to the song that played in “drive” the movie. I’m honestly shocked I noticed it and now I feel special.
you're more lucky to actually meet with Internet historian irl.
How meaningful, such poetic.
To this day I still do not know what this means/is a reference to.
It's a classic 4chan copypasta
It's Ryan Gosling stealing from a grocery store, what the hell you think it means?
This channel is so good, that I even click on the ads for you :D
This is one of the best copypastas of all time. Always gives me a chuckle.
That sounds like something Ryan Gosling would do, typical Ryan Gosling smh
My god... He is literally me
excellent quality my dude
your channel is hilarious love it!
Who knew that Australia’s Coles grocery stories has a location in LA?! And that they sell Australian lemons. The things you learn from IH....
I can confirm this 100% happened, I was the cashier woman.
this really is like THE best IH video ever
I was hoping this existed and it does. Thank you.
I’m too attracted to the cashier
DUDE.
....
You're absolutely right
Bruh she's a sex doll
@@succiboi4045 proof?
@@succiboi4045 - What an interesting development... 🤔🤔
10/10 - would smash.
@@succiboi4045 where can I buy this doll?
It's been 4 years and I still don't know what this is.
what is this art? this magnificent creation, gift to humanity, a gem
this is my favorite copypasta, thank you for doing this
I saw the Internet Historian at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Isn't the original Flying Lotus? Why do it with Ryan Gosling?
Yes FlyLo is the original. It's pretty funny with any celebrity tho
Because Wynonna Ryder
has already been done.
@@favoritemustard3542 , by John Malcovich?
I read one involving Mac DeMarco. That guy fits better
funny thing is i actually met flylo once and he was like the nicest dude
Odd, I don't remember doing this
life changing content
Litreally me
Ryan gosling is Literally me fr fr ong
What a nice retelling of my trip to the grocery store!
I’m in tears. Truly amazing story.
Ive heard this story a bunch of times and i still dont get it.
Me neither
He's an asshole
Neither does Ryan
"A real human bean. And a real hero."
I GET IT. CAN I SAY I GET IT? CAN I?
This is how he prepares for all of his amazing roles
Great story, Mark!
The thing is, there are so many douchebag stars who would pull this exact same thing that it's hard not to believe in the veracity of the story, no matter which celebrity it is about.
Then Ezra Miller just proves it
Ryan Gosling grew up in my city in Canada. I had his mom as a supply teacher (no im not kidding) and there's a burger place that he visits all the time.
I can guarantee you just search Ryan Gosling on the internet just to write this story in relative comment sections
this video is a masterchef
I remember reading this back in the day, it's still great.