Funniest Stand Up Superstition Jokes | Jim Gaffigan

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  • @whitneyminor8860
    @whitneyminor8860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I've been listening to Jim Gaffigan for 8 years as I fall asleep. He is the greatest comedian of all time!! I suffer from insomnia and hearing him and laughing as I fall asleep has made my nights much more peaceful. Thanks for all you do.

    • @Sponsorship4u2
      @Sponsorship4u2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same!

    • @davidrichardson2307
      @davidrichardson2307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL! I watch episodes of Bluey before I go to sleep. It always puts me in a good mood!

    • @infonut
      @infonut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WAKE UP! ... you forgot to lock the door.

    • @brianfuschearlymorningfitn9686
      @brianfuschearlymorningfitn9686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I used to do that w/ Bill Cosby when I was a kid... now I slip tic tacs in friends drinks. 😳😂

    • @TheRealLulZ91
      @TheRealLulZ91 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don’t suffer from insomnia, but it’s still a lot better for me to fall asleep when listening to Jim’s comedy.

  • @jimbrantley5319
    @jimbrantley5319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Jim, you’re a great comedian, but an even better human being. Thanks for everything!

    • @reneekauts6065
      @reneekauts6065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe he's just complimenting himself

    • @carloscarion1748
      @carloscarion1748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know that’s really refreshing to read when one human being appreciate another human being for their character and whatever makes that he was being great, the acknowledgment is even greater it’s such a great magical medicinal thing very cool well played

  • @dreamyjeannie3385
    @dreamyjeannie3385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Love how Jim learns about each region he visits and comments on their particular customs. And, that devil 😈 voice is hilarious!

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Devil's voice is amazing, it always makes me jump on the chair 👍

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The stupidity of my channel name is nothing compared to the stupidity you will feel if you check out my stupid comedy videos.

    • @annjames1837
      @annjames1837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Four scores L i n c o l n p r o j e c t...b e s t a d e v e r

  • @mattlombardi54
    @mattlombardi54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The law and order vitamins made me happier than I could have ever imagined lol.

    • @hansgoober35
      @hansgoober35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DUN DUN

    • @andreahunter2471
      @andreahunter2471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s a truly inspired joke, I also enjoyed it enough to share this w humor snobs I know

  • @nancybrown8338
    @nancybrown8338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Jim is great at finding humor everywhere he goes. Keep it coming we all need a good laugh.

    • @keithbannister9271
      @keithbannister9271 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We have a great laugh, it's our disgraced, twice impeached convicted rapist, four times indicated former president. He's a real 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

  • @pinoynacowboy
    @pinoynacowboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Thank you Jim for being a bright light in these dark times. Having COVID was emotionally and psychologically a very difficult experience. Your comedy was one of the things that gave me hope. Thank you.

    • @nate9962
      @nate9962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Found a lot of hate and weird stuff scrolling through newest first on the video, but this warmed my heart. Happy you’re doing better now!

    • @cadcncengineeringfabricati3497
      @cadcncengineeringfabricati3497 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A mild case of the flu was emotional and psychological to you. AND you need to tell the world about it. God please kill us NOW.

    • @TheAslterp
      @TheAslterp ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!😊

  • @mlamarana
    @mlamarana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Must be fun traveling with Jim and just listening to his perspective on everything around him

    • @stardust2991
      @stardust2991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like you’d be laughing constantly!!

    • @bakhembrutalknowledge
      @bakhembrutalknowledge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But, probably not.

    • @Sponsorship4u2
      @Sponsorship4u2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jim Gaffigan You literally got us through this pandemic! Thanks for uploading content to keep us laughing when we needed it most!

    • @Portaldog
      @Portaldog 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sponsorship4u2 That isn’t actually Jim…

  • @AnnaPxx
    @AnnaPxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Been roaring with laughter by myself all the way through. The neighbours will think I'm mad (fine by me). "Drugs? We don't need them... we don't need them. Have you seen our holiday traditions?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brianplum1825
    @brianplum1825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I just binge-watched almost all videos on this TH-cam channel over the last 3 days. I've to say Jim Gaffigan is funnier and more entertaining than any comedian I've ever seen.

    • @brumicongames
      @brumicongames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Since the pandemic, I have come to realize that Jim is the funniest comedian there is.

  • @Infiniteeyes13
    @Infiniteeyes13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ha not “the horoscope of vitamins” 🤣 I regret every herbal supplement I ever spent too much money on 💀

    • @ericscott5028
      @ericscott5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello my friend how are you doing

  • @weretacotm207
    @weretacotm207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Thank you Jim for making this weird scary time a little better.

    • @jcanfieldschatz
      @jcanfieldschatz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Couldn't agree more. Gaffigan was exactly what we needed during the lock-down. 😏

    • @ganbaroteam6547
      @ganbaroteam6547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agree. Dinner with the gaffigans got me going back to this stuff. Wholesome relief.

    • @jeffwilliams1153
      @jeffwilliams1153 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen!!!

    • @YOUR-LOCAL13
      @YOUR-LOCAL13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But Gaffigan thinks it’s great that social media is banning our President from their platforms. That tells a lot about Gaffigan’s true colors. I can’t stand this man now.

    • @annjames1837
      @annjames1837 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lincoln Jim??

  • @awakeinsd
    @awakeinsd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I’ve laughed like 6 times this year and half were while watching Jim’s videos.

  • @druwk
    @druwk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Appreciate the journey...he has always been good. But, he is a true COMIC GENIUS! One of the modern greats 👍

  • @adorable3817
    @adorable3817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Learning about different cultures from a comedian 🥰🙏💙 thank you Jim, love your Videos

  • @kstrongtree22
    @kstrongtree22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That devil went down to Georgia joke was a bit lost on them, but damn that was funny 😄

  • @evaharvey840
    @evaharvey840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Ur the best Jim! Thanks for the giggles 🤗 pls don't stop 🥰

  • @janetwentz3259
    @janetwentz3259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Love this guy. He never disappoints. 🤣

  • @theacartwright2504
    @theacartwright2504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Jim...please protect him. How can u make everyday situations super funny

  • @davebrown5223
    @davebrown5223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Thanks Jim. This always brightens my day. Hang in there everyone.

  • @laurieo877
    @laurieo877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I LOVE this man for ALWAYS making me laugh !!! 😂😀😂

    • @Sponsorship4u2
      @Sponsorship4u2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jim Gaffigan thank you for ALL the laughs! It’s been a rough period with the pandemic and you have provided laughter to help us through this time. You saved me from depression. Much appreciated

    • @mrreg
      @mrreg ปีที่แล้ว

      As it happens..yes..I can tell the difference between fresh and stale pepper. Just sayin. I think stale pepper grows on a special vine: Piper paperpacketus.

  • @curtstockman
    @curtstockman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    God bless you (so much) for bringing smiles and laughter in our lives during these dark? Tumultuous? Crazy? Bumpy days... I moved from Europe to the US and you are now my lifeline!

  • @richcampus
    @richcampus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thank you Jim.
    Excellent work.
    Great Comedy Medicine.

  • @71Tasso
    @71Tasso ปีที่แล้ว +1

    of all stand-up comedians, u are the one with the best win streak, nobody has so many hilarious jokes in a row

  • @mattlong9719
    @mattlong9719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    You're the only guy I've seen that has actually looks better the older you get.

    • @rickbannan7110
      @rickbannan7110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The Dad levels increased

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol, true.

    • @luckydog5200
      @luckydog5200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol... except hes fatter and balder...

    • @krusader9508
      @krusader9508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FACTS THOUGH!!!

    • @TheNormExperience
      @TheNormExperience 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I actually have to agree. Original Jim Gaffigan looked like someone dressing up as David Letterman...

  • @roxanncorston9403
    @roxanncorston9403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Awesome as usual!!!!! Thank you Jim. God bless you and your family

  • @nancyharrison9686
    @nancyharrison9686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like jim's devil voice "what possessed me..." 🤣

  • @claudettes9697
    @claudettes9697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You are so good for my heart and mental health. Thanks Jim! 🙏🏻💖

  • @Exposetheluciferianagenda
    @Exposetheluciferianagenda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “You know how you can feed a log” 😂

  • @maryleecannizzaro5153
    @maryleecannizzaro5153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Love this! We all need laughs more than ever!

  • @dpaialii
    @dpaialii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This was hilarious… You are a rockstar, gaffe again!

  • @carolecook1116
    @carolecook1116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    hilarious🤣& educational🤔

  • @andrewcobb3919
    @andrewcobb3919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One of the best videos he released during quarantine. Super hilarious!!

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They beat the log?! Poor Mr. Hankie, the Christmas poo!

  • @graham974
    @graham974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I grew up on a pepper farm! Haha I forgot about that line

  • @Prosch23
    @Prosch23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I didn't know I was getting a "magic" salad...lol

  • @kolbywilliams7234
    @kolbywilliams7234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now we’re building statues of the devil in the U.S. too!:P

  • @jeannie6750
    @jeannie6750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mr. Gaffigan, you have a wonderful gift. Thank you for sharing it with us and making us laugh during a pretty bleak time....Polite Canadian

  • @Tropix_02
    @Tropix_02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jim is the best I don't know how I could live without him!!! Even though I only knew him for a week, lol.

  • @skypink5821
    @skypink5821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favourite comedian. Lucky to see him live in Sydney a few years back. Belly laughs all the way through. Genius

  • @disarray3714
    @disarray3714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have been inspired...
    To look up caganer and caga tio 🤯
    I just love learning something new everyday!

  • @anttivihavainen5351
    @anttivihavainen5351 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everytime i am home alone i dont like the sound of silence at night, i allways but Jims video on and listen it while falling a sleep smiling to his jokes. Thats right, Jim is my lullaby😂

  • @steveholt4359
    @steveholt4359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    No Jim for 4 days. Well, the world must have ended. It was an okay run.

  • @erents1
    @erents1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    OMFNG Hilarious Jim never fails to deliver I cannot get enough of his comedy,, so glad that he puts out tons of stand up, more than any other comedian? I think so.🧐😂🙏

  • @kathleengleason4564
    @kathleengleason4564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You are so funny you make me laugh countless times! Your the one keeping me sane during this time

    • @ericscott5028
      @ericscott5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello my friend how are you

  • @bmeclipse
    @bmeclipse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jim, we’re missing you.

  • @janetcarroll9465
    @janetcarroll9465 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    After a day of stressful and bad news, I relax in bed and watch Jim Gaffigan and laugh and think “se la vie” .... and then I drift blissfully off to sleep. Thanks Jim. Best therapist EVER!

  • @Shadowwolfe2k7
    @Shadowwolfe2k7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The possession joke has to be one of your best little bits.

  • @TheAslterp
    @TheAslterp ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE your humor Jim!!!
    Thank You for all the funny subjects you happen to have a joke for-EVERYTHING!!!!!
    So Great!!!

  • @ehiggins360
    @ehiggins360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Funny guy

  • @randipennell3489
    @randipennell3489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jim Gaffigan you’re so funny! A bolt cutter 🤦‍♀️ lol

  • @heyman5525
    @heyman5525 ปีที่แล้ว

    The horoscope of vitamins...too funny, too true.

  • @bobyale6159
    @bobyale6159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Caga tio bit is super funny.

  • @patrickdevlin3552
    @patrickdevlin3552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You're AMAZING!
    Thank you

  • @mistym.8480
    @mistym.8480 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jim, can't wait to see you and Jerry in Chicago this November!!!

  • @rosspru1738
    @rosspru1738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jim gaffigan you are the best your humor has carried me through some trying times HATS OFF to you!!!

  • @cherylmcnutt9905
    @cherylmcnutt9905 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just love your stand-up!

  • @008Noah
    @008Noah 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the pepper bit was spot on. LOL!

  • @colleenbrady9905
    @colleenbrady9905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've made a commitment to have a belly laugh every day and you're the man for the job. I just moved back from Spain and yes....Caga Tio. Hahaha. And I have many pictures of the fallen angel! I lived like 20 minutes from Retiro!

  • @annieesther8405
    @annieesther8405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Caga tio sounds like a pinata that doesn't break open to spill candy...

  • @debbiebasquit0728
    @debbiebasquit0728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jim, you’re hilarious 😆 so fun to watch!!🤣😂

  • @robertsharrock188s
    @robertsharrock188s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks Jim!

  • @lorelaiallison8345
    @lorelaiallison8345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We should all subscribe to his channel so he can support his family during quarantine. :)
    Jim, if you're reading this, I love your comedy and my family thinks you're hysterical.

  • @ccreasman
    @ccreasman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes on the magic pepper stick...especially the idea of “fresh” pepper. Well done, sir!

  • @nealdmiller
    @nealdmiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Superstitious?... Eeh, I suppose I'd describe myself as more regularstitious.

  • @woltersworld
    @woltersworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Just saw you signed on for Thunderbolt. Perfect part! Made me smile. Have fun on the show. Looking forward to seeing your wish granting abilities.

  • @a.g.hustlegarland4197
    @a.g.hustlegarland4197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jim Gaffigan..makes me laugh again say that three times fast

  • @Doc_Trancy
    @Doc_Trancy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’ve heard of the log beating before. I think there’s even an animated bit on it.

  • @JamieR2077
    @JamieR2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pure gold. Impressive research!

  • @LuisSanchez-xc9ih
    @LuisSanchez-xc9ih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m pretty sure the reason why there’s a statue of the devil is because is 666 meters above sea level

  • @johncrandall5782
    @johncrandall5782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s amazing how Jim’s look evolved and devolved at the same time

    • @SC-gp7kt
      @SC-gp7kt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂🤣😂

  • @philipberthiaume2314
    @philipberthiaume2314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The irony of Jim making fun of Spanish nativity scenes and holiday tradition is that one can equally say the same about the tradition of christmas and christianity itself. Think of how someone could react if it's their first time hearing it. They would think it was equally outrageous.

  • @maryclay2882
    @maryclay2882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I hope to see you in Atlanta soon! You're the Best!

  • @heidivert830
    @heidivert830 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's great😅

  • @Blake4625kHz
    @Blake4625kHz ปีที่แล้ว

    The bit about the log had me coughing 😭

  • @frankmacleod2565
    @frankmacleod2565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So I dipped my robe belt in the toilet last night, and guess who I thought of as I laughed my way back to bed

  • @drleo2641
    @drleo2641 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow the devil joke totally bombed with this crowd

  • @elliottpaine9259
    @elliottpaine9259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who else should we do a statue of? (THE DEVIL!)
    Who invited that guy? - lol

  • @sarahgarcia1674
    @sarahgarcia1674 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cultural holiday traditions can be so humorous 😂

  • @MyRedHulk
    @MyRedHulk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I said it before and I'll say it again, I love the thumbnails.

  • @salsingleton6175
    @salsingleton6175 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    His salad is my kinda salad. Lol I Love Jim. ❤️

  • @normagrimstad8869
    @normagrimstad8869 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love all your work Jim. Thank you.

  • @labass9204
    @labass9204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best vitamin bit ever

  • @StamfordBridge
    @StamfordBridge 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jim is the best.

  • @Lulu5771
    @Lulu5771 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you ❤❤❤❤❤. Best comedian ever ❤

  • @Rushmore222
    @Rushmore222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn, the audience in that Devil bit was as silent as a tomb at midnight. Jim should go ahead and file away that bit.

  • @mariekairys3214
    @mariekairys3214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loving the laughs! Forgot how much I love Billy Joe-L too but after I listened to your routine I added him to my Vax the Peeps playlist !

  • @scottthomas6682
    @scottthomas6682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very hilarious comedian

  • @pronkerpronker6708
    @pronkerpronker6708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just now remembered that my Gran had a caganer! I don't think she knew what it was and just thought it funny; I didn't know until now, so thanks for posting. Funny stuff.

  • @Gardenofisreal
    @Gardenofisreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jim is a great comedian and actor and makes a great villain for batman or james bond

  • @shawndyer8140
    @shawndyer8140 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jimmy you're the best.

  • @GeminieCricket
    @GeminieCricket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yes, one can tell between stale and fresh pepper, if you like pepper, you can.

  • @everettmenard5196
    @everettmenard5196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm a cancer as well, I remember growing up as a kid with the same thoughts. Too damn funny.

  • @carenmiller-lazarz229
    @carenmiller-lazarz229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wish you'd come to Salt Lake City!

  • @dimpsthealien333
    @dimpsthealien333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL!!! A dump al fresco! Lovely!

  • @j.megatron
    @j.megatron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As a Black Muslim...I laughed until I almost had an asthma attack. The paramedics and I are watching him now! #Hilarity

    • @FJB_USA_1ST
      @FJB_USA_1ST 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are there White Muslims?

    • @j.megatron
      @j.megatron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FJB_USA_1ST yes. Iranian's are white, large portion of Iraq is Assyrian. Yes there are 250,000 white Muslims in USA...

    • @annjames1837
      @annjames1837 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im sorry

  • @linshanhsiang
    @linshanhsiang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My present to myself today was watching this oh so amusing video of Jim talking about superstitions. Because kindness to oneself is important!
    David Sedaris wrote one of his funniest pieces about Christmas traditions. It's called "Six to Eight Black Men" which is who comes with St. Nicholas in the Netherlands, check it out on youtube. (Yes I'm recommending another humorist on Gaffigan's channel now go jump in a barrel of flaming eggnog!

  • @Winterstick549
    @Winterstick549 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vitamin G.
    Best vitamin ever!

  • @edwardjennings6021
    @edwardjennings6021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    America: *santa*
    Catalonia: ok so here's a log...

  • @shiningoutlight
    @shiningoutlight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your comedy...AND it's clean. It's a miracle. I was on a cruise ship and went to the comedian shows. I didn't know that people's minds could be so twisted and disgusting. Some people even laughed. I just walked away wishing I could give my mind an enema!

  • @user-yw4fh4pw3q
    @user-yw4fh4pw3q 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had to cover my mouth I was laughing so hard cause it's really late and I don't want to wake up my neighbor's lol!!!