Gastor Almonte tells a story at the RISK! live show at Caveat in NYC on 01.26.18. Listen to the RISK! podcast at RISK-show.com or on iTunes or Google Play Music.
Found this dude a while ago, same joke actually. I really like his slick style, I can’t wait to see some more material he got another really funny reverse drive by story that had me cracking up!
Mahalo and Aloha Gastor!!! You’re an incredible storyteller and comedian. And the condom story resonates, My Mom was a Sex Educator from the Early 80’s through the entire AIDS Epidemic and into the late 90’s. I was the “Condom Guy” in my hometown of Kailua, HI. Every Friday and Saturday night, through High School and after, My friends would stop by and grab a handful of condoms and lube, that were conveniently located right y my kitchen door in two big bowls. Is was uncommon to see less than 20 people every weekend!!! Often there would be many more than that!!! I hope and would like to think, in retrospect, that My Mom and I saved many lives over those years, not to mention unwanted teenage pregnancies!!! Mad Respect Braddah, Mad Respect!!! Epic Story!!! Thank you
I'm surprised only a handful of people of commented on your video. You are truly a master storyteller, Gastor. I first found out about you by watching you on "This Is Not Happening" and voila - now I am a fan! I agree with everyone - you deserve your own special...but I think you should do it on HBO or something, not Netflix...they tend to omit the live audiences and add them later in post...booo...anyway, love your style!
He really perfected his story telling skills yo. You hear him first telling this years ago and hear it now. His stand up matured like a fine wine over the years. Pure talent
I like the fact that he’s polished this bit but I’m kinda disappointed that he’s still doing this same bit since last year, or If he has new material they keep taping the same bit lol. I love his jokes and his podcast is great too.
@@ricardogarcia6184 appreciate the kind words homie! I do shows in nyc most nights, and I’m prepping for my album recording at the top of 2022. I’ll be posting about it on my IG/Twitter
"Its like a foot locker without hope."
Im gonna be remembering that one for awhile. That had me going.
Found this dude a while ago, same joke actually. I really like his slick style, I can’t wait to see some more material he got another really funny reverse drive by story that had me cracking up!
Best story teller I’ve ever seen. But where is the hat?
And the legendary coat. Its like his signature how dave chappelle has his coat
Can barely recognize him w/out the hat😂😭
Yeah on da real
One of the best comedians in the game now! I hope u come to the Gulf Coast one day, I'll def see that show.
Outstanding story. Out. Standing.
Mahalo and Aloha Gastor!!!
You’re an incredible storyteller and comedian. And the condom story resonates, My Mom was a Sex Educator from the Early 80’s through the entire AIDS Epidemic and into the late 90’s. I was the “Condom Guy” in my hometown of Kailua, HI. Every Friday and Saturday night, through High School and after, My friends would stop by and grab a handful of condoms and lube, that were conveniently located right y my kitchen door in two big bowls. Is was uncommon to see less than 20 people every weekend!!! Often there would be many more than that!!!
I hope and would like to think, in retrospect, that My Mom and I saved many lives over those years, not to mention unwanted teenage pregnancies!!!
Mad Respect Braddah, Mad Respect!!!
Epic Story!!!
Thank you
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I'm surprised only a handful of people of commented on your video. You are truly a master storyteller, Gastor. I first found out about you by watching you on "This Is Not Happening" and voila - now I am a fan! I agree with everyone - you deserve your own special...but I think you should do it on HBO or something, not Netflix...they tend to omit the live audiences and add them later in post...booo...anyway, love your style!
Heidi Svenson don’t you think he should make a TH-cam?? He would be great on storytelling
@Brady Cochran Thanks, my man. ;-) Peace.
@@irvingsalceda5764 I agree. Look how consistently people say this every year when my dude catches the algorithm
He’s a very clever comedian. The thing that makes him extra special is the pauses & tone in his voice while he’s strong telling… true GEM!!!
He really perfected his story telling skills yo. You hear him first telling this years ago and hear it now. His stand up matured like a fine wine over the years. Pure talent
I like the fact that he’s polished this bit but I’m kinda disappointed that he’s still doing this same bit since last year, or If he has new material they keep taping the same bit lol. I love his jokes and his podcast is great too.
Alex he has a podcast????
@@ahyacinthsbeauty9042 everybody has a podcast nowadays.
Like his storytelling but he has gotta get more than one or two stories about Claudia or his dad and cousins.
He didn't even start n his whole back sweaty 😩😭😭😭
hahahaha Sorry, I'm an out-of-shape nyc comedian. I literally ran to this set from another show. Hope you can still enjoy the jokes despite my back
@@GastorAlmonte you solid bro! New fan
@@GastorAlmonte is that you? Bro I’m dealing w heavy anxiety and you really helped me get thru it. When is your next show? Love from Jersey!
@@ricardogarcia6184 appreciate the kind words homie! I do shows in nyc most nights, and I’m prepping for my album recording at the top of 2022. I’ll be posting about it on my IG/Twitter
@@24uber appreciate you homie! Just doing the work!
This dudes timing is so perfect!!! You are really really really good dude. I wish you the best!!!
The best voice in comedy
This guy is poetry, flow, deeply human
After all that trouble trouble that game of checkers just had to be played😂 should have been worth it
My boy Gastor the Great!! Can’t wait to see what my big homie does in this comedy industry. It’s his time!! Long over due
My mans back all sweaty
I didn't know Videogamedunkey was latino.
Dude you need a tv deal
Yo thank you gastor for shouting out VIM my styles shit and I'm about to be looking cleaner.
This shit funny asl😂
this man is funny as shit and i second that he's a good story teller too!
Man....my dumbass really thought he was talkin bout checkers😅🍃💨
His nonchalance is fucking perfect 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
I'm obsessed with my dude. He is an amazing talented , underrated man yo, for real
Love his story telling.😂😂😂
great show man. come to the rochester opera house in nh! or hell even boston. id pay for a ticket in hearbeat. netflix should give you a special
Officially my favorite story teller of all time.
what a story!!
Amazing keep it up
Risk is so Epic!!!
Love Gaston
🤣🤣🤣
Baya, DR represent!
Did he bleach his skin or something?
never that homie.
Bringing a master checker player I can relate! King me! 🤣👻😇
What’s gastros Instagram I couldn’t find him
You should do storytelling on TH-cam!!!
Best storyteller ever😂😂🍃❤️🍃
Very funny man! Respect
This boy here is wild as hell lol
Amazing storyteller!
Ay Love the standup
Just found out about him today
Hes funny as hell
This is my guy!!
Love this guy!
Hello kevin
This guy is amazing
Coming back to rewatch this
After researching, it wasn't as good as the first watch. His other stuff is genius though
Mane back wet as hell 😂
So he only does this joke in this shirt lol
rico smith yooooo lmao this killed me Hahahaha legit didn’t notice this until now.
Looking aged!!
Everyday u wake up u older then u was the day before..... EVERYONE ages and u are aging as well JR. 🤷🏽♂️
I could listen to his stories all day! You need to come visit Pittsburgh Pa and do a set!!