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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- An all new Gacha Life, Gachaverse, or Gacha Studio story!
She was just a small town girl living in a lonely world...
...and they were... VAMPIRES! But not just any vampires.... BOY VAMPIRES 😂
There's kissing and twinkies, it's crazy AF. Enjoy!
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====. * ･ ｡ﾟ☆ [Voice Actors] ☆｡ﾟ･* .====
★ Sylvanna - Michaela Laws: / vamichaelalaws
★ Blaze - Jason Lord: / heysuezo
★ Gene - Alejandro: / kaggyfilms
★ Laurence - Sebastian: bit.ly/1PBkNkZ
★ Zane - Kestin: / kestinthevoice
★ Aaron - Jason Bravura: bit.ly/2hTnlU7
★ Aphmau - potato.
#Gacha #Parody #Vampires
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I just-
UGH!
*_I just love the thumbnail, ok!?_*
Saaaame omg
Mood
WOW, YOU LIKE APHMAU TOO! OH MAH GAWDDD
yo I LOVE your profile!!!
Omg I was literally about to comment that literally 😅
Aphmau you are the best
The tea Has been Smiity
i second that motion
*Nods in agreement* Aphmau is the best
I LOVE APHMAU TO
I’m watching this one year later and I’m like 🙀🙀🙀🙀
WAIT... THIS SOUNDS A LOT LIKE AN ANIME I USED TO WATCH!!!
goody gumdrops. What was is called... Oh! Diabolik Lovers!
all them hot Bois mhm
Yesssss
Yaaaaaaas that show is so good I’ve seen it like three times all ready
i know.
Ri Pine yessss
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW ZANE BIT APHMAU’S BLOOD WITH A MASK ON!?
YEAHS
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!!
8:57) Gene:YA I WAS GONNA MARRY HER CUZ SHE HOT AND IM DESPERATE
Aphmau: Oh Mah Gawd
Me too
M E
Hola yuli cunado va a
Aaron:I'm going to bite you.
Me:*laughing* you know that sounds wrong!!🤣🤣🤣
My friend: it's supposed to sound wrong
Me: WELP goodbye pure childhood
Aka I still love Aphmau
Bellebakery1 aka stands as “also known as” so that makes no sense.
Put P.S instead of aka :)
100th Liek -3-
Hi
oh *AS IF*
my childhood was as pure as dirty andrex toilet wipes
i doubt yours was any clearer
Me: *sees thumbnail*
*thinks* wait....... I thought Aaron and Blaze were werewolves 🤔
It’s still hot!!!!!!
*nosebleeds*
True please sub to me and don't look at videos at the bottom
😂
“Nosebleeds.” I’m dying 😂
doesn't blaze wear purple?
Hahahahaha
People who are watching this in 2024
(EDIT) omg Tysm I never have gotten this many likes before
👇🏻
MEeeeeee!!!
♠️♦️Me tooooo♦️♠️
Me🎉!
Me
been watching it since it came out
Aphmau: Dont get any ideas!
Zane: I already have one hehe.... TEA PARTYS!!!!!!!!!
Me: YASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ZANE RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Jordan_TheJeanine I brought the tea set!
parties*
Zane: OH IVE ALREADY GOT ONE
Me: *DIRTY MIND HELP ME!*
Zane:*TEEEAAAAA PPPPAAAARRRTTTYYYY*
Lol xD
Ew...
Lol 😂
OMG!!🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😏😏😏😏🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Yuck! XD
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: is this...Diabolik lovers? 2.0?
BasicallyRed You mean the anime that was made to advertise the company's Otome game?!?
QT wolf great minds think alike
Ikr!
Yes. In low budget
I guess
I love how her mom said she was to poor to raise but she gave her a bag ,phone ,laptop and a watch!
Why would I have a boyfriend? I am only seven and I am too young and I am only in first grade and a vampire don’t even exist
I think she just got feed up of aphmau
Ya that so weird she said as she poor
Aphmau is the new queen of gacha, sorry ya'll she took the crown
Luni is ;-;
She's just making some comedy/parodies with it.
@@shiiragi2211 queen, not god of gacha ;)
plus even if we gave luni the crown, he'd be the king!
SepaiBuns needs to MOVE OUT
IT’S TIME FOR LUNI TO MOVE OUT AS WELL APHMAU IS NEW QUEEN OF GACHA
@@varreralamb4802 LUNI IS THE GOD OF GACHA, NOT THE QUEEN!! also uni is a guy, so he's king
APH said" don't get ideas "his idea was not what I thought I was thinking about a dirty joke lol love tea party's the time when he said this is
6:26 lol loved the vid
Reminds Me of and a Anime... Diabolik lovers :v! Loves it...
Very true😁😁
Hehehe true
i know right
Is anyone going to talk about her mom giving her all the expensive things and a Twinkie when she's poor
lol true
SHE HAS TWO PHONES 2:57
Lol
OMGGGGG 2 phones!!!!!
One for her mom and pokemon go
rip.
Omg I saw that and was thinking if I should add that into the comments but I decided to just say canabalism at the end where they turn into Twinkies and she ate them... my real quiestion is, where are they now? Heaven or hell?
“Nice although the color is a bit much but- OH MY GOD AM I CRUSHING???”
“ME GOT CRUSH!!”
“I’m gonna bite u”
Nxnsushdxb lol
Lol
LOL LOL LOL hahahahahaha
LOL
@@stankcardz at least I'm not the only one watching in 2020
Lawrence: Got your nose!
Me: What nose..?
Edit: Thanks for the likes and for agreeing! :3
Lol
If Luni added noses to Gacha...
It would be THE END
Lol
Are you Voldemort! Do do do do 😂
Aphmaus mom"heres a twinkie to help you sleep"
2:28 2:29
10:31 lkwle
@@redenfamadico3752😊
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Aaron : OH NO! DID U BECOME SUPER LEGENDARY VAMPIRE??
*Me : No, he just became super saian*
I thought the same thing lololololololo lol
*satan
Yeah
I thought about that too
Hajime Hinata thats what i said XD *wheeze*
Parents: What did you learn today?
Me: When vampires die they turn into twinkies.
Parents: What has your school been teaching you?
7 likes 0 comments TH-cam HAS BEEN DRUK
Ahahhaha
My school has been teaching me about vampire twinkies
@@Sillythingamagig omgeee same.
Lol
Zane:i have an idea...
Me:** becoming dirty minded**
Zane:Tea parties
Me:You go Zane!!!
Omg thanks for the likes
😂
Same
Bro me too
I honestly thought he was going to think about ponies
me too same
Aph: Don't get any ideas
Zane: *Mumbles* Oh I Already got one
Zane: *Dreams about tea parties*
Mom: I can’t afford to feed you anymore :(
*takes out laptop, phone, watch and bag*
???
It’s a joke.
There only the necessities to survive 😂
im to poor to buy you anything *feeds twinkie*
I don't get it
They died lol ,oh yeah but what happened to her mom
What I learned *HUMANS CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT INTERNET*
SO TRUE
NOT true
Rose Lavender IT IS TRUE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Yaaaaaaaaaa I CAN'T!
Tommy 92675 that is true me!!!
Tommy 92675 yassssssssssss we would die without internet
Garcha verse version of Diabolik Lovers😂😂🐢
Edit: expect that nose part. Idk what happened there
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO THINKS SO TOO 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Otaku_ illness11 OMG YES!!!!!
YASSS
*except
Otaku_ illness11 I had the exact same idea
Wait wait waaaaaiiiit what!? In the beginning why does her mom say that they are poor but Aphmau has a apple phone,MAC BOOK,ANND A Apple Watch! And especially a expensive bag!? Whaaaaat!?😂
…I liked my own commet😅
I have to like my comments all the time. I was also confused about that and they had all the Apple stuff it looked like.
OMG!!!! HEARING ZANE JUST SAY THOSE LINES WAS OMOGMOGJOINGOJOGNOHONGOOIGNOHGOIMOIDJOIOI!!!!
side note: I love his voice
AngelX me too 😍
Exactlyyy someone who agrees with me ❤️😂😝😊😎😍
AngelX i give it to you 6:31 👍🏻
I meant @ 4:02
Mistake...I meat 4:06
When I saw Laurance's "True from" I just said, "Oh look It's Garroth!" I made myself laugh at my own joke!! XD XD
I feel you X'''D
OMG Sam 😂
I don't get the joke,
@@11eved same
@Wolfie_MSP let me see
Gene’s reason to marry Aphmau
-She’s hawt
- he’s desperate
me in a nutshell
Lol
:3
XD wait how did she know he wasn't human
...
Villanim hai
Ahmau: Don't get any idea's
Zane: I already do
Me: dirty minded
Zane: we will have so many tea parties
Gene: Don't get any ideas!!!!
Zane: *mumbles* oh I do...
*~le imagination~*
Zane: O H m Y I r E N e I L o V E t E a p A R t I e s !
😂😂
Aaron was not the first person to come out with the idea
@@Owl797 this sucks
Zane should know this, horses turn to royalty, royalty turns to tea parties
He thought it was something dirty but it's better
1:11 heres a Twinkie to help u sleep! XD
6:16 ME GOTS CRUSH!!!
6:20 ohh im gonna bite you
Me: HUE HUE LET ME GET MY TEA READDY!
iS tHiS tHe NeXt BaChElOr?-
;0
Lol 😆
Lol
What do you mean aphmau this is awesome :O
Mom:did u learn anything at school
Me:Nah
Mom:really
Me:no just when vampires die they turn into Twinkies ;D
Mom:what~
Dad:nature has betrayed me!
SAME.THING!
YES XD
Not me I'm watching in 2020 Covid-19
When will people understand ~ Means Approximately.. Roleplayers Will deplete the purpose of school. _Thmffffff_
13:21 did Aaron become a breadstick?
Wait nvm their twinkies XD
Da Ta-Wink-Ies
If he did it better be from olive garden
Yeah I think he did!
=_= Yesssss he did ( I think )
YEET
When Lawrence said”I’ve got ill the noses I need” and transformed as soon as I saw his”true”form I was like “GOKU!?!”
Edit 1:HOLY COW! 103 LIKES!?!
Ikr I thought it was kinda funny when that happend
SUPER SAYANE!!!!!!
Oh I love dragon ball too.
I have a TH-cam channel but I’m a cringe nugget there TvT
hey i just subscribe to your TH-cam channel
OH MY GOD I LOVE TEA PARTIES!!! NONE OF THE OTHER GUYS WANNA HAVE THEM WITH ME!! I HOPE WE BECOME BESTEST FRIENDS!!!
Poor Zane. He just wanted someone to play with.
1:11
Aph’s mom: *sobs* here’s a Twinkie to help you sleep ;-;
Me: WTH XD THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!!!
Emma Dreemurr I don’t like twinkies
Know Right ;-;🤣
Zane:Oh but ive already got one~...
•imagines a tea party•
*Zane is so freakin wholesome XDD*
(Edit: 87 LIKES?!?! WHAT???)
Weowwwww
When Zane is so relatable.
Haaaahaaaahaaa
TRUEEEEEEE ;^;
Just seen this comment when I seen the part
Diabolik Lovers in a nutshell😂 This is REALLY funny XD
I know right 🤣
@@laylawilliams4293 @
Diabolik lovers is just a huge advertisement for the company's Otome game
Diabolic lovers has no romance to it but this made it seems stupid
Please dont remind me of that anime
Zane: *Says that he already has an idea in a very creepy voice*
His idea: **T E A P A R T Y Y Y Y Y Y Y**
Me: *sees title* ssssssooooooomebody’s been watching Diabolik Lovers
(It’s an anime if u don’t know)
Edit/correction: too much anime
Hey! I know that anime
Lollll i was thinking the same
Eek Hayyyy Famm
Wow a poor child
So poor
* shows many apple gadgets *
Wow
DRAMA
Edit1:omg i never had these many likes before
Hdvsbdbd
Lol I was going to say the same 😂 🤣
@@aazg1394 hahahaha
Moon rabbit yun!
@@kuliadraws8946 ;-;/ hi
She has more electronics than me.
Heres a twinkie to help you sleep
OH NO IM ALL OUT OF TWINKIES
Edit: the likes on this I was like locking at my notifications and noticed... i got a like, and I was like cool... but when i came to look i was like...😱😲😲😲🤣🤣🤣
O-O
Hey SUNEATER, u secretly watch aphmau? Hmmmmmmm 🤔
@@strawhat662 hmmmm maybe qvq
Tamaki Amajiki, btw your one of my favorite heros
@@strawhat662 awe qvq
"I can show u my true vampire form!"
1min later
guy be looking like Goku
In the beginning did aphmau’s mom say “hErEs yOu MAcBOoK”?
I think i heard Mathbook-
Mhm
True
I was like know why she is to poor now
No wonder shes poor
I feel like this idea was inspired from the Anime’s‘ Diabolik Lovers ‘ and ‘ Diabolik Lovers ll : More Blood ‘
Yeah me too
Yeah *∆*
Lol, glad im not the only one thinking this xD
Yeah!!!! Ayato-kun is mah husband there!!!!❤
Yeah
Hot? Boys.
Boys? Vampires.
Aphmau? Maid.
Crazy af? Aphmau
Aphmau? Potato.
Hotel? Trivago
I don't want to be rude, but...
Noooooooooooooo! I was gonna do that!
Wtf you
Lol
🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Hotel: dead meme
I loved how he pinch him
4:14
aph: "did he just opacity in?!"
me: *screeches saying the same thing*
me: * claps while brother stares at me*
me: *goes on cute cute to do an 'opacity in'*
I’m picking up some extreme Diabolik Lovers vibes here...
I LOVE IT! ❤️
Ellie 123126 YESSSS
YASSS THE SAKAMAKIS ARE MY BAES
That's what I said at least some people know what it is
Omg ;-; I am so touched that there are actually other people who know this anime!
Ellie 123126 meh tooooo
You lived with Dracula? Woah. I want to visit Transylvania in Romania and see his castle
I am from Romania
@@teodoramaria1310 si eu sunt din Romania :*
I live in Romania lol
I'm from Romania :D
I'm from Romania Dracula is not really a vampire tho he killed alot of people and he took King from 17
"Heres a twinkie to help you sleep" got me dying
Aaron: You monster frisbee!
Me: In my mind I’m thinking of the Dragon ball Z parody video that I used to watch years ago! XD
Broken Edits ಠ_ಠ I love thatt
Me: *Smack in front of Aphmau Diabolik Lovers*
Me: Welp there ya go same thing basically but spicer ÛwÛ
Edit :Hold GODD IVE NEVER HAD THIS MANY LIEKS!
*oh i'm gonna bite you..*
Wow, good move Aaron.
Also, interesting ending.
When he said that my nose bled so much my comforter is red
Da Coco donut OH DANG
Gene:I was gonna marry her cause she is hot and I am desperate
Aph:ya guys know I am here right?
All guys: i has crush on dis girl
Zane: LETS HAVE TEA PARTY AND BE BEAST FRIENDS
Me:zane all have a tea party with you xD
Micaiah Sindledecker Zane is best boi😙
@@anaj2761 agreed xD
THAT'S ALL ZANE WANTS ... poor zane
May I be invited to le Tea Party? :>
@@kornflakez1405 I THINK EVERYONE IS INVITED SOOOO YA
*nose gets taken
*yells for nose
*takes nose and turns into turning Goku
*becomes super awesome mega vampire
Bruh da heeeel
I love you your profile is a TODOROKI
Gachas don't even have noses
@@ysksakuraDS stop making logical Questions
OMG THATS SO RIGHT GURLLL AND BRUH THE GACHA GAME DOSENT EVEN HAVE NOSES :D
“SHES HOT AND IM DESPERATE!”
Basically me
*"Hi Desperate, I'm dad"*
Omg OMG A POTTERHEADDDDDDDDD hp is my life also I agree
The funniest video I ever watched 😂😂😂😂
I love how Aaron got to say that they were super hot...as well as surprised he didn't say he was the only super hot one
Mom: I'm sorry... I'm poor
*gives all apple products plus and a bag that costs a lot of money*
Me: wow.. Is poor having thousands of dollars? Well then I would love to be poor all the time 😂😂😂
JEEZ IS SHE EVEN POOR OR DOES SHE NOT WANT HER!!!!
LOL
She poor for buying those things
Truee
Wow... Jeez...
....*_You never had a nose_*
Yea I noticed that too
Darn it!!! How did u know!?!!
Thats true
Lol shes mad abt it
Yes, they all turn into food
And then she eat them.
BeSt EnDiNg EvEr!!
And then she exploded by breathing problems
Canabullisiom eating human Twinkie
growing up is realizing these videos were funny as hell
She's right, we can't live without internet. (Then we couldn't watch aphmau)
I am with you Im a lazy child
good point
Yaaaaaaaasss
Tiger Cat CHILDDD YOUR SO RIGHT I WOULD DIE WITHOUT APHMAU
Me before watching this: looks boring
After watching this:W..T..H
"Heres a Twinky to help you sleep;-;" XD THAT MADE ME LAUGH
I like how Zane just wants to have a tea party XD
I thought he would want to play with ponies
I think both lol
Lol I know
@@odeer170 wow yesh
yaeeehhhh. 〒_〒 he's didn't get his tea party
This story reminds me of my inner demons pls like if you agree
1. why do i suddenly love gene 2. MyStReEt Is CoMiNg BaCk
I've always loved Gene 😔
I thought MyStreet never even left..
OMG YASSSSSSS MYSTREET
Well I can’t wait to watch it I’m excited
Future guy here mystreet season 7 is coming out
Gene: I was gonna marry her because she's hot and I'm desperate!!
Me: SAME GENE
Titanwaves that’s bad influence
no dont do that !!!!!!!!!!
*When the video ends and you are still trying to process what you just witnessed in the last thirty seconds.*
Exactly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
YESSSSS!!!!
Lol 😂
i remember watching this years ago to fuel my romance addicted teen phase. basically my fantasy of getting a harem lmao
I'm in this phase
Mom: I’m so sorry I’m so poor...
*gives all the apple gadgets*
Me: No wonder why the mother is so poor...
the airpods were left
Ikr she a had so many apple gadgets
Yeah seriously
Yeah
Me pooooooooooooooor
Blaze: "OMG Did he became the super Vampire?!"
Me: "No, he became Garroth"
Yeah true :3
Garroth IS the super vampire
Yeah...
LOOOL
Hahaha true
this is basically a very weird parody of diabolical lovers XD
I don’t think your wrong there XD
Now i want to watch the anime
True.
HAHAHAHA SHU STAN WHERE U AT?
Yessssss
yaaay laurence got screen time instead of garroth 👏👏👏
For some reason this reminds me of Diabolik Lovers😂
I'm sorry úwù
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO HAHAHA
I really enjoyed your videos😂
SAME XD funfact: Beside me is my diabolik lovers bag ... xD thats why I thought of that rn xD
I love that anime!
Yaaah!
SameXD
_ Angel _same🤣
Other gachas: meh
Aphmau's gachas: YASSSSSSS GURL!!!!
8:33 WAIT LAXUS!!!!!!! Whaatttttt! FAIRYTAIL FAM WHERE U AT!!!!
Also... fun challenge TRY NOT TO LAUGH
Yaseera D YASSS. XD Fairy Tail is life!!
Anime fans with taste; ew
Rip
Btw not making fun of all you
Hello I’m here you summed me?
OMG did someone say Fairy tail!!!!!!!!!!!! And here
YESS FSIRY TALLEEE
Everyone: Why tho?
Me: BECAUSE SHE'S HOT AND I'M DESPERATE.
Everyone: ... okay
Aphmau's mum : Im too poor to afford to raise u .
Aphmau's mum :*gives*laptop,phone,watch
Roses are red
I liek playing with slinky
Today I learned..
When vamps die they turn in to Twinkiez
nice short-poem!
HAHAHA HAHAHA
I AM LITERALLY LMBO RIGHT NOW!
🤣😂🤣😂
Aphmau: YOU KNOW HUMANS CAN’T SURVIVE WITHOUT INTERNET!
Me: Very true.
Soooo true
how are we going the watch aphmau then without internet
I'm on my computer 24/7 XD
True that's way we are on now
I can't survive without it either so yep
Jess:I-I’m sorry b-but I have to leave chu;-;
me:bye, “walks away”
Diabloik lovers is that….. YOU!?
Mom: i am poor
Mom: *Gives the child to random stranger she aint know*
Aphmau: oh yay my totally not expensive stuff!!!!
I forgot the persons name-I got your nose!
Me:But she didn't have a nose in the first place um .-. You are making these in a nutshell right?
( when Larence takes Aphmau’s nose )
“ what I think “ - Boy all of you don’t have a nose -
Edit-I have never gotten so many likes 😁
*_LOGIC._*
*GACHA LOGIC!!!*
*TRUE GACHA LOGIC*
If Aphmau's mum said that they were poor,then how does she have a apple phone???!!!!!! THAT CONCERNS ME😳😳😳😳
Gacha life before aphmau: D':
Gacha Life after aphmau: OH MY GAWSH GACHA LIFE IS NOW FAMOOS YEET :DDDDD xD
OMG SAAAAAME
i like your pic
@@lilipid UwU
@@jessicalyons9089 Thank You
Who needs guyz when u have Twinkies?
She basically ate them ._.
And exploded
Yupz.
@@tdthecomedian4620 she died due to no nose so that's why she went boom
I don't like twinkies
Lol right?
Mom : I can not take care of you because how poor I am
Also mom : here is your apple phone and lots of other expensive
Me : I know why she is to poor now😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆💖💖💖😆😆😆
Hehehehgehehehheheeheheheheheheheheh
umfvh:wfvbhnmkk what
wet wiv wuv wev wav wov
no vanahanna
lalalalalalala off hahabaha
Zane is too wholesome
Aphmau: WAIT! My nose is gone!
Me: 😂You didn't notice that?!
Edit: How did I get 186 likes in less then 24 hours?
Addyson Bedell your mean NOSE-tice
@@IdK-cp7yb *Oh snap, that was a NOSE one*
What time?
Lol
I was your 201st like
Aphmau mom: here’s all of her stuff
Aphmau: lets go
Me: she left her stuff
Views: LETS STELL HER STUFF
All the people who’s like: YoU sPelLeD iT wRoNg!
So I did that on purpose for funny not you being like “It’s wrong!” That hurts meh
Hanna X gacha you spelled aphmau wrong
Hanna X gacha you spelled something wrong LOl 😂
Haha you unspelled a little something
It’s Aphmau if u can’t spell it then just look at the channel name
It was excruciating to read that..
"And then everybody died."
"Except for the Americans of course!"
Why Americans why not sewdens or Japanese or koreans or German or ducks or scotts or creepers
m creeper Its a reference to something Markiplier said, as a joke. It’s not actually serious.
@@bridgebiskut885 oh
BUT STILL
Thier arw other menacing people out there
OoooooOOOOooo
Life needs to be like that
@@mcreeper1695 r/woosh
“Laurence…he…took my nose!” 🥲