You're An Underpaid Security Guard And Wannabe Copper, Now Get Out My Face! 😆🎥🛸✔

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @lewismantle3887
    @lewismantle3887 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “Never has so much bullshit been said by one man in such a short period of time.” - Winston Churchill

    • @Theoriginalbigbrillo
      @Theoriginalbigbrillo ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed...................................................

  • @capabilitybrown2323
    @capabilitybrown2323 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Martin is a real character, a philosopher, social politician, salt of the earth.

  • @s.wilson5675
    @s.wilson5675 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Let's hope Martin's health improves. Great character.

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Martin's story is one of those many events that don't get on social media and shows that it's not just auditors the police pick on. It also is a point against trolls who say that it's just because auditors wind up the police.

  • @MrWolf359
    @MrWolf359 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Meeting interesting people like Martin makes some of the best videos ❤ 👏👏. Confrontational people adds a little spice 😂. Keep rocking DJ and PJ 👍👍

  • @benchambers6351
    @benchambers6351 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Black belt in karate and ex paratrooper...hmmm okay buddy.

    • @wayneowen6838
      @wayneowen6838 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My thoughts exactly seems abit bs lol 😂

    • @desdicadoric
      @desdicadoric ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My son’s just signed up to be a paratrooper. Hopefully won’t end up like that guy😂

    • @EnglishRoots11
      @EnglishRoots11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Walter Mitty

    • @MichaelSPN
      @MichaelSPN ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I really liked Martin, I believe him too. We never know what people's been through too. Seems like a top guy.

    • @davidsmith-uo7lj
      @davidsmith-uo7lj ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Blackbelt in karaoke 🎤 😮😅

  • @TheBiglfb
    @TheBiglfb ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This guy needs to write a book..... PURE FICTION!!!!!

  • @thekeysman6760
    @thekeysman6760 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The intro makes it seem like he's saying it to you! 😂

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's all I could think of putting in the Title / Intro. The naughty click baiter in me! 🤣🤣🤣💚💚💚

    • @thekeysman6760
      @thekeysman6760 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DJAUDITS Nah, it was a good switch when we realise he is alright! 😉 It's cool.

    • @Elite_0402
      @Elite_0402 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DJAUDITS well martin was a awesome character great for the video i’m ex forces and i actually believe him good man hope is health improves

  • @hectorpotnoodle6927
    @hectorpotnoodle6927 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Martin real name Walter Mitty. “I’m martial arts, black belt an i’m ex forces as well… Paras.” 😂

  • @seankinder4370
    @seankinder4370 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I thought that para trooper bloke was John fury at first telling everyone how hard he is👀👀

  • @mrjinks5641
    @mrjinks5641 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One of those blokes in every pub 😂😂 👍

  •  ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great video of my work place, you both should of popped in for a brew😂😂....pity you wasn't on your little orange bike then i'd of known it was dj audits...

  • @EvenBigger-Brother
    @EvenBigger-Brother ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Big up Martin , Tyrants that invades a person's personal space and attempt to rob thier property are not fit to be an authoritative role . Does not matter what tactics an auditor uses to expose these types .

    • @FucYoutubeEatshit
      @FucYoutubeEatshit ปีที่แล้ว

      our governments do it to us every day with there laws there taxes and there lying Nazi police pigs our governments are nothing but lying greedy pocket filling Tyrants

    • @DigitalNomadOnFIRE
      @DigitalNomadOnFIRE ปีที่แล้ว

      Took the words out of my mouth...

  • @patrickwoods254
    @patrickwoods254 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What a great interaction - loved this Audit DJ & PJ

  • @colshark1
    @colshark1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Martin. Lovely guy but how did he push the copper away with both hands whilst holding a big camera on his shoulder 😂

  • @TheUKMediaWatch
    @TheUKMediaWatch ปีที่แล้ว +2

    All he wanted was some chat and recognition , Jack of all trades master of none kinda guy 😎, bless him 💯 this is what makes UK 😃🇬🇧✌🏻

  • @topbuz
    @topbuz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Proper pub talker. 😂. I’m a blackbelt in karate. Ex paratrooper and future dreamer 😂. U get them in the pub and u nod away and your brain is thinking. Think of something to get you out of here 😂

  • @GilesWendes
    @GilesWendes ปีที่แล้ว

    'warning shot against my bowels' lol
    It's *BOW* :D

  • @Theoriginalbigbrillo
    @Theoriginalbigbrillo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I assume that dentists are expensive in Hull judging by the Grates on Martin...............
    He only has two, but they are symmetrical 🤭🤭🤭🤭
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-bg2ig5xc3e
      @user-bg2ig5xc3e ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he would get free dentist being a war veteran?

    • @Theoriginalbigbrillo
      @Theoriginalbigbrillo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-bg2ig5xc3e I'm not convinced on his Ex-Para claim, I'm afraid
      He hesitated when DJ asked him what battalion did he serve in, and he replied Hmmmmmm 🤔..........................2 Para
      I'm inclined to think he was Ex- 4 Para (Reservists) , just my Opp 🤔
      Albeit, he did recite his Army number pretty rapid , we all do that though let's be honest 👍

  • @tkthebear984
    @tkthebear984 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A nice tame jolly old boys outing 😂 Martin was very entertaining 🙂. Keep them coming old chaps 😂👍

  • @lynnblackburn2720
    @lynnblackburn2720 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love watching these videos Thank you DJ audits 👍

  • @lukehoneythunder
    @lukehoneythunder ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Black belt in talking cobblers. 🤪

  • @markwright8118
    @markwright8118 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Todays “Up Aboooove !” Rating 9/10 😂

  • @NarnianRailway
    @NarnianRailway ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Martin was a nice friendly chap, great interaction for a Saturday video. 👍
    Burton Roofing Merchants began in Hull in 1982 and offer a broad range of roofing products from 13 depots and informative website.👍 (def nicer than asphalt shingles common in US)

  • @darrenross1807
    @darrenross1807 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jackanory Jackanory

  • @stevetealey2804
    @stevetealey2804 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DJ you should use that from now on You're An Underpaid Security Guard And Wannabe Copper all the time from now on.

  • @zigzagtoes
    @zigzagtoes ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Security on former cocoa mills during development of that recycling place (Energy Works), used to be amazing, until we were removed by baillifs. They feared we were "too pally" with the contractor (M&W) and wouldn't stop them from re-entering site. Just a poor excuse to bring their own security on tbh. I believe there is an ongoing case about the way M&W and other contractors were pulled by Energy Works.
    Security on the former cocoa mills where also brilliant. Obviously I'm being very biased here 😂

  • @cypeman8037
    @cypeman8037 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That’s Ronnie Pickering’s brother.
    “I’m Martin I’ve just had a heart attack” 😂😂
    “I’m PJ I’ve just lost my dad”
    “I’m DJ, I’ve just stubbed my to”
    How interesting, getting to know peoples business.

  • @dmngrek12
    @dmngrek12 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahahaha martin brilliant ,,reminds me of a bloke in the pub years ago ...he fought in the vietnam war ...then moved to ireland and became a detective ...went out with dana ...and used to drink with jack charlton ...fantastic

  • @waxdelirium1242
    @waxdelirium1242 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    black-belt in origami ;)

  • @peterjeffery1854
    @peterjeffery1854 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i remember in about 1970s when we had a place in ISLIP NEXT TO THRAPSTON NORTHANTS WHERE we used to sort out roof tiles for a company i cant remember how much we got paid as kids but it was so much for a wooden crate full and we sorted good from broken i think i was around 11 or 12 at the time and i had a morning paper round as well as an evening one and a Sunday one as well and i had a job cutting grass at THRAPSTON MILL AND MARINA and feeding the animals and birds for 16 bob a weekend with my dinners thrown in

  • @debbiebertram
    @debbiebertram ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DJ I’m surprised that the earth doesn’t shake when you and half the world (😁) says
    “From Up Above”.

  • @sherbert500
    @sherbert500 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Underpaid Security Guard And Wannabe Copper, completed it mate"!

  • @regwebb8737
    @regwebb8737 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wot a nice man😊

  • @ducksanta9994
    @ducksanta9994 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Heya dj loving the vids just wondering do you ever get nervous when approaching a business? Cheers man great vid

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No mate. They are all human, just like us and if they just remain calm and professional then all will turn out ok for everyone. Does their company look good in front of thousands of viewers? They decide! 💚💚

  • @123MondayTuesday
    @123MondayTuesday ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Upload Martin's police video tomorrow night for us all!!!!

  • @drofnats1962
    @drofnats1962 ปีที่แล้ว

    Found myself listening to Galliano - Roofing Tiles half way through watching this video, took me back to the Good Old Days. Thanks DJ and PJ

  • @sonofleadfoot
    @sonofleadfoot ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If I wanted to watch pj I'd watch his channel

    • @noelward8047
      @noelward8047 ปีที่แล้ว

      ???

    • @darrenross1807
      @darrenross1807 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This video was just uploaded on pj channel not long ago today then DJ just repeats the video on his channel

    • @sonofleadfoot
      @sonofleadfoot ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@darrenross1807 I don't watch pj

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Today was bad timing for this video. We didnt plan to post the same video on the same day. 💚

    • @sonofleadfoot
      @sonofleadfoot ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DJAUDITS stopped watching as soon as pj was mentioned not interested in content with him in it

  • @smokeysteve8851
    @smokeysteve8851 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The police are a holes they should have treated him with respect fter all we all pay are taxes to keep them working.

  • @ddjohnstone3722
    @ddjohnstone3722 ปีที่แล้ว

    DJ an pJ about his drone flying on the hi ab like a proper old married couple 😂 keep up the content DJ

  • @blacksheep1971
    @blacksheep1971 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Challenge for Martin - try standing still and stop shiftily looking everywhere constantly, for 30 seconds 🤣

  • @justinbartley5245
    @justinbartley5245 ปีที่แล้ว

    Biggest diff between now & back in the day the lack of characters like martin🎯💯

  • @justparkertv9287
    @justparkertv9287 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    'Marrrtinnnnnnnnnnnn' :D

  • @vinniepaul3621
    @vinniepaul3621 ปีที่แล้ว

    PJ sounds like Jimmy Saville and looks like Gary Glitter 😂

    • @GuessMyName234
      @GuessMyName234 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's a bad combination

  • @Epicsfitness-w1g
    @Epicsfitness-w1g ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everybody's got a black belt nowadays.....I think I'll go get one tomorrow 😂😂

  • @markli3889
    @markli3889 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What an ace video that was. 😅

  • @heatherbaker8596
    @heatherbaker8596 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a great video, the stories and Martin were fantastic.

  • @rob103rl
    @rob103rl ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Was that Kenny from Phoenix Nights?...

  • @danielduke5059
    @danielduke5059 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow that cloud in the background great shot!

  • @paddy4799
    @paddy4799 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ex paratrooper who only made one jump. Update, the lake is now being stocked with carp.

    • @Theoriginalbigbrillo
      @Theoriginalbigbrillo ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't forget the Guppy fish Paddy........................................🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @darrenross1807
    @darrenross1807 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    PJ used to teach people to drive forklifts

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How did you know that? I have never heard him say it before.

    • @darrenross1807
      @darrenross1807 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DJAUDITS he said in it some TH-cam videos

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know mate. I was only joking with you.@@darrenross1807

  • @matt-f1c
    @matt-f1c ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just a wannabe Ronnie Pickering that’s what you should use ..
    Bring Torbs out with you again, the guys a legend.

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He makes me laugh without even trying. Awesome bloke 🤣🤣🤣🤣💚💚💚💚💚💚

    • @matt-f1c
      @matt-f1c ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DJAUDITS 😂 I Know he’s brilliant 😂 love watching him and the news now Yorkshire guys.

  • @jakewise8186
    @jakewise8186 ปีที่แล้ว

    DJ, can we also get clarification on pj's military career please ?
    Airborne ?

  • @lunevalleyparanormal
    @lunevalleyparanormal ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of those awkward moments when you try & leave a conversation & can’t get away 😂
    Did he say he was an expert in Origami 😂
    Nice one lads
    Patience of a Saint with this one

  • @philcollinson328
    @philcollinson328 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What a nice guy he is. His moment of fame and he shone.

  • @andyridley2236
    @andyridley2236 ปีที่แล้ว

    Try Salt End near Hull lots of cameras around there.

  • @stephenremington8448
    @stephenremington8448 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good man there Martin, have a laugh and a joke, but anyone who tries to break in will regret it!!!

  • @kristieleo1982
    @kristieleo1982 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh Martin, you legend. What a character.

  • @danmahalo
    @danmahalo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy in the army jacket is a very down to earth, real talking fella. good man.

  • @BikerChris-
    @BikerChris- ปีที่แล้ว

    Another great video DJ! Your content is always top level content 👌👌👌 keep up the great work my man 🥇

  • @MyAtori
    @MyAtori ปีที่แล้ว

    I supplied and built all the security fencing … Remember those bloody gates … they were massive 😮

  • @sharpshooter147
    @sharpshooter147 ปีที่แล้ว

    good vid ty

  • @dildeepsingh3926
    @dildeepsingh3926 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone from 2 para remeber this chap !

  • @debbiebertram
    @debbiebertram ปีที่แล้ว +1

    PJ it’s so good to see you back with DJ.

  • @njinai
    @njinai ปีที่แล้ว +1

    04:58. Watch your backside PJ😂😂😂😂

  • @50fit2fight8
    @50fit2fight8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    PJ, I wish you had quized him a bit over being at Depot.

    • @mattwestby1169
      @mattwestby1169 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂Hi mate , quizzing people on Depot Para always catches the bull💩s out🤔

  • @johngosnell-t4p
    @johngosnell-t4p ปีที่แล้ว

    great viewing and always nice to see you d.j and pj

  • @TheSussexlad
    @TheSussexlad ปีที่แล้ว

    the original walter mitty

  • @greeney76
    @greeney76 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thats not Martin thats Jackanory tell us a story.😂

  • @martyndeyoung8207
    @martyndeyoung8207 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hmmm. I'm sure I've seen a video of Martin before! - About half an hour ago! Lovely fella - hope he soon makes a full recovery! Well done too to you and PJ.

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sorry about that. It seems Me and PJ posted the same location on the same day. I may even post another at 6pm. 💚

  • @ukdroneking
    @ukdroneking ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I work with a guy like Martin, we called him bullshit Gary 😂 nice video goluys

  • @Opentoeflipflops
    @Opentoeflipflops ปีที่แล้ว

    Dj please come to bridlington I really want a key ring but your all ways miles away ??

  • @MrTimelord4
    @MrTimelord4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi martin hope you make a speedy recovery 😊

  • @Ljay-us7rc3ev8t
    @Ljay-us7rc3ev8t ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awesome, I'm in the USA and want a keyring, do you sell them or? Love your channel.

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🥉

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We don’t sell them mate but you can win one on a duck race last Sunday of each month at 2pm 👍

    • @Ljay-us7rc3ev8t
      @Ljay-us7rc3ev8t ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DJAUDITS 👻

    • @19Neil67
      @19Neil67 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or people sell them on eBay 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @MrWolf359
      @MrWolf359 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am from the USA too. What’s the fun in getting a DJ Audit key ring online? I would think finding a key ring and getting one directly from the man is the best 👍

  • @KentRoads
    @KentRoads ปีที่แล้ว

    Birds DO NOT like drones, just so you know 😅😅

    • @FreeSpirit44
      @FreeSpirit44 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not necessarily, I had the privilege of doing several circuits with 2 Red Kites whilst flying an electric model aircraft, they seemed to love it and so did I. Having said that I would be wary of doing the same with a flock of gulls or crows.

  • @rickgordongordonellissteel3761
    @rickgordongordonellissteel3761 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good man Martin. Wish you good health.

  • @sharpshooter147
    @sharpshooter147 ปีที่แล้ว

    DJ PG Audits good stuff

  • @brianlawlor1933
    @brianlawlor1933 ปีที่แล้ว

    Welcome back pj

  • @bizro
    @bizro ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Walter mitty Martin.

  • @Alternative112
    @Alternative112 ปีที่แล้ว

    Interesting video

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Clickbaiting is a cad's trick.

  • @Adam_Outdoors
    @Adam_Outdoors ปีที่แล้ว

    Come on which sod managed to get the keyring before me?? lol

  • @06irish06
    @06irish06 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    people are funny haha

  • @dickietrickle
    @dickietrickle ปีที่แล้ว

    2nd Battalion Paras in Aldershot, not sure about that.

  • @ogopogo1916
    @ogopogo1916 ปีที่แล้ว

    Audit a few breweries, pretty sure they would invite you in.

  • @anthonyo.6084
    @anthonyo.6084 ปีที่แล้ว

    Martin, was a great bloke.

  • @stevemarshall2728
    @stevemarshall2728 ปีที่แล้ว

    Legend

  • @brianlawlor1933
    @brianlawlor1933 ปีที่แล้ว

    The moorhouse clan back in Ireland fighting men and women

  • @kievb8221
    @kievb8221 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Barry bullshit lol.

  • @traceydk9433
    @traceydk9433 ปีที่แล้ว

    Martin's a riot!

  • @vinnywilliams9035
    @vinnywilliams9035 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    please PJ show me your CV you have had a string of jobs mate

  • @bendave69
    @bendave69 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Everyman and his dog was in the paras and marines 😂🤣

  • @regwebb8737
    @regwebb8737 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi wots the model of your drone .wont to buy one

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tr.ee/MdFJUd8agS

  • @user-ti5rr8pe8v
    @user-ti5rr8pe8v ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I understand why you had to use click bait for this one.

  • @realcooking1833
    @realcooking1833 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wouldn't use Burtons ever!! SIG Roofing are way better😁👍

  • @wrighty151
    @wrighty151 ปีที่แล้ว

    Come on DJ don’t start using click bait, you don’t need to. The title suggests he was saying that to you!! 😮

  • @legalactivity6977
    @legalactivity6977 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice you can see your drone at all times and you are not trespassing Oh oops you are talking to PJ. Lets see if you know who can find any offences which you might be committing. Haha. Wait a minute GDPR ?

  • @joshsmith7521
    @joshsmith7521 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well taken out of context that first scene you played made that guy look like he had a very different qttitude toward you. But I guess that was the point

  • @biggiesmalls7259
    @biggiesmalls7259 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great example of a compulsive liar

  • @michaelkeppel8433
    @michaelkeppel8433 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First