Storytime: Day 1 of Working Out In The Gym, I Threw Up! So Embarrassing.
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Y'all I'm so shamed! I decided to go on. a health and fitness journey. I'm trying to change my life and get real fine on these hoes. The night before I was supposed to meet with my trainer for the 1st time, I decided that I would go down to the bar where the Honda cars be. Well, that did not pan out to well for me the next day. Here's my story.
#Fitness #FunkyDineva #FunkyBunch
Today marks 4 weeks that I’ve been working out 5 days a week consistently, so far I’m down 15lbs!!! Summer body loading!!! Let’s get it y’all!!! ❤️💪🏾
Congratulations! You go girl! I see you😍😍😍😁
Summer body 2 walk from the kitchen 2 the bathroom 🤣🤣
@@vixenuk2609 😂😂😂
Get it girl
@@vixenuk2609 😂🤣
In 2021...we need stop trying to shame people who choose NOT to go the cheap route on things. A personal trainer in Miami at a boutique gym is never going to be cheap. lol...
At all. It cost $30 to get an omelette over there. & if you reading this Q, you can drive right cross the bridge and let my cousin train you right at Gibson Park lol but frfr. Dru Lyfe Fitness look him up!
Exactly, there’s nothing wrong with investing in your health. Idk why people are so disgruntled with the price.
Folks are cheap! And don’t mind their business! Spend yo shit how u wanna spend yo shit! And the next person will do the same!
"I just started crying". LORD... forgive me for laughing TOO HARD. Q, you gone be alright baby.
Chile, I lost it when he said he started crying!!🤣🤣
Me too cuz I can see him sitting there crying.🤣🤣🤣
Girl I was too through!! I laughed from beginning to end
Me asf. When I’m overwhelmed, oh I’m gone cry 😂😂
Bae bae bae bae it’s 2024 and I am down to the floor😂😂
I hate that feeling you get when you know it's coming up..........that saliva gathers in your mouth, that weird feeling of nausea.........then it begins.............and them dry heaves BABY.........omg............
Thanks for the description...I have a HUGE fear of throwing up, especially in front of somebody, but somehow I didn’t cringe reading ur post 😂😂😂. I know, weird and extra
@@agray7474 Thanks. I'm glad my post didn't totally gross you out.
@@agray7474 Yessss emetophobia is a bitch! lol I cant stand it
Baby when that saliva starts to form , it’s a warning bell! You got a hot five minutes and it’s coming up!
That saliva is the only warning u get 😂😂
My saliva has me trained very well from a drunken night or two 🤦🏾♀️
The doll was drunk boots down to the spansive ass gym
.....spansive
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😂😂😂💀💀💀
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
The way I just screamed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You threw up cause you went to hard dineva you were dehydrated..funky throwing up downnnn to the gym😂😂😂
Plus he forced himself to vomit.
@@GinaJonesStillettoQueen right that didn’t make it any better 😂😂😂😂
*pulls up a seat and cracks open bag of Chips Ahoy*
Chocolate Oreos
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Ohhhh y’all are petty 😂😂😂
😂😂
Pass me a cookie
I love your stories! This one ranks up there with the shitting behind the dumpster! Im ⚰️ 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂
The time he got crabs is his best story
Definitely 🤣
The edible story is up there with this one. 😂
Lol absolutely. I thought of that story immediately.
@@quetta1182 😂😂😂
Dineva, I laughed at your pain. Then took my ass to the gym this morning. If it wasn’t a fainting spell, it was these tied ass lungs about give out.
Same
Oh no ease into that thang girl but keep with. We got to give Q a run for his money in the sexy leg contest
Girl I fainted my first time back in the gym too 😂 super embarrassing lol when I woke up the whole gym was surrounding me lol
I’m laughing so hard😂😂. You silly😂😂
@@ciaramatthews8183 Ok! Even though it was hell week. I done paid this fee so I’m in.
When funky said he started crying. I felt that lmao. It sounded overwhelming
I swear. I’ve been there. I’m cracking up. 😂😂
🤣 I don’t want to laugh, but No large meals prior to gym. Protein shake and/or pre work-out drink before heading to gym. Then eat something within an hour after working out.
Before the video start I’m laughing, I know this about to be hilarious 😂😂.
Hey funky bunch I'm going with Q on this journey today was day one for me in the gym yasss
Goodluck Nessa!
@@Larbear_1887 thank you girl I refuse to buy a bigger uniform but my top button refuses to button lols
Call the line in a few weeks and let us know how it go !
Well, ain’t that something! Today was day one for me as well!
@@pettylevelexpert984 yasss girl
This was a totally teachable moment in creating balance
Soon as you said "collard greens" I knew....🤮
Yep!! Soul food before a work out??!! Chile 😭😭😭😭
Exactly 😩 And sopped up with that cornbread when you was already feeling hungover and dizzy......
“I knew I couldn’t do both so someone called me down to the bar.. and I went 💀”
This comment had me laughing hard all over again.
Only the young college athletes can party and hangout then turn around and go to practice the next day lol.
And the NBA and NFL players too. I don’t see how they do it but the rappers party like that and travel and do those shows too. Me though lol when I drink I have to have a recovery day 😂
Not buying a WHOLE ASS NOTHER car!! That’s literally something I would immediately think about doing.
My first day back in the gym I tried to do the stair master. I lasted 30 seconds before I fell all the way off. I just put my head up and went over to the treadmills.
Oohhh chile I almost died after 30 secs on the stair master. Never again 😂 that was like 3 years ago.
So Im going to display my ignorance in hopes you laugh.
I chose a gay zumba instructor as my trainer thinking he would be fun & easy WRONG!!!!
He talked so much 💩 to me 🤣🤣🤣
Me: ima pass out
Him: you gonna throw up? No? KEEP GOING
Him: i ain't seen legs shake like that since i watched Bambi
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😂
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Girl 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂 we would’ve fought
@@PrycelessKhadii but i was looking good in Jamaica 🇯🇲!! But literally saw yellow spots almost passed out
These real life stories be having me on the floor 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you Q 😍
Butch Q is so handsome with this salt & pepper beard. Man with a boat, here he comes!
Bish you gotta gift of storytelling!!! The way I just choked on my lunch 😂😂😂
I was jus telling my cousin it feels like feb 1 is the start of the new year and January was a test run 😆 I’m getting started myself
I know your car be like “yo what the f**k?!”
😂😂😂😂
I threw up on myself while driving once when I was about 6 months pregnant, nauseous and in traffic trying to get to school. I cried too.
🤣🤣🤣 dang girl
$135/ 3x a week....He got money 💰
😂 I read that in Quinta voice.
Today’s Lesson: I cannot drive AND listen to Q...it’s too dangerous. You had me cracking up and swerving.😜🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right 😅😅😂 be safe girl
Girl I was driving too
I'm so sorry..I died 💀 laughing at the title 🤣
i thought vomiting at the gym was like a badge of honor 🤮💪.....
oh no! I'm so sorry, i cry when i puke too Dineva. i feel you. 🤗
Yo club night sounded like one of my "Imma only stay for a lil while" nights... chile!!!
Q your honesty and your strength never cease to surprise me, you make me want to make a video about my own embarrassing experiences! People act too perfect on here, this was refreshing and humbling.
How did I, somehow, know this story was gon’ involve the bar where the Honda cars be? I laughed so hard, my daughter came in here to ask if I’m crying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I must say, ur determination and drive is inspiring cause lawd knows i would have woken up with a hangover like, shiddd, ill go ta-maw....proud of u for sticking to ur decision and seeing it thru!!!
SN...hope u feel better, i know the feeling of in the car, driving and vomit; All..Too..Well
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GOOD FOR YOU!! pain is weakness leaving the body!!
Your life is so interesting. I’m living vicariously through your stories Nessa girl
This was a whole lot.. it was the crying that took me over the edge 🤣
Right! Crying....poor thing....lol
😂😂😂
"I just started cryin"🤣🤣🤣🤣
You got this! At first it seems like a pain in the ass, but you’ll feel accomplished every time. Don’t expect over night results, just keep at it. Once you start seeing your body transform & your strength going up, you’ll get addicted to going. 🙏🏻 it’s going to seem routinely to go once you get it going into your daily schedule.
Your stories ALWAYS have me dying 😂😂😂. As you continue your healthy habits journey, you will see that drinking is not going to be apart of your regular routine. It's going to make you extremely proud of yourself when you could go out and socialize and not have a drink. Love the update! See you in the next video D.
The old Q ain’t built for the gym honey...Excited to watch this new journey
Funky why was I drinking water at 9:38 and completely almost choked to death from laughing!!! Lol
That's perfectly normal Nessa girl. A LOT of people get nauseated on their first workout OR don't even make it through.
$161 a week plus $135 a week. You need to look like Al Reynolds after this. Ok Nessa Girl. We shall see.
161 per month, 135 per session
It’s the “I gave it to god” for me 😭
I'm over here screaming. U hear me? I'm talking rollin the way you described the throw up in the car. I'm dead!!!😭😂😷
I can’t believe Dineva ate all that soul food before going in there to work out!
A++ educational and funny af. B Proud of yourself, I know you'll be successful
Now I can’t say that wanted to hear all of those details, but I’m here I’m for you and I’m rooting for you. The lesson is, if you’re good to your body it’ll be good to you!😗 Be well Q!
Quentin, your mom is so proud of you. All the best
I’m not playing with him today 😂 why you start crying lmaoooo
I'm not even done watching but I COMMEND YOU SOOO MUCH for getting your fitness together! You are living your best life and I'm ALL THE WAY HERE FOR IT!
PS: I wanna see yo trainer cus I know you got a FINNEEE MAN Savana!
I laughed the entire time! I’m so happy for you. It’s motivation for me.
Dineva: I just started crying *looks sideways*
Me: *WHEEZING* 😂
“Epiphany girl...”
I had to pause the video and hollered 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m joining in on the workout journey with u. Who would have thought you were about to be a workout guru. I got my membership back after I watched the last vid.
I think it was because of his old friend. 😆
I know that’s right Q, double and triple that income!!! That’s the thing for this year and beyond.
I understood every word after your workout.... you needed that experience to use as motivation to stay on the right track
I am laughing too hard at you!! I started my fitness journey on the 8th of last month. I'm down 9lbs! Good luck Nessa!
Congratulations! 🎊🎊🎊
@@lenebrantley221 THANK YOU!
Not only was he Madonna's boo at a time he was a mob guy that snitched on errrrbody
I can’t wait to see your before & after results 😌 you can do it !
My abs are literally hurting from all the laughing.
Adding leftover collard greens to the alcohol mix was the kiss of desk lol
You can't be eating greens and shit after TEQUILA and MARGARITAS!!!! You are so crazy,!!! I would want to throw my car away too!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
I am crying laughing at u blinking ur eyes!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmaooo!!!! There were too many hilarious parts to name just one. "Well, God, I guess if I gotsta go get a whole 'nother car tomorrow, that's just what I gotta do..."
😂🤣😂🤣😂 Love your storytimes.
Pay me for my pain!! 🤢 🤮 😜 Look, throw the whole car away and call us back, Nessa! BYE!! 👋🏿
Why is that crying part so damn funny!!!! Ooooohhh lawd tears!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well the bright side is, you can only go up from there!!
us honda owners will always love you Q!miss the calls u should call more often n rant ❤️❤️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼❤️ to make an awful experience sound this funny...thank you! And I’m so sorry you got sick. Throwing up is the WORST!
Thank you for sharing this story! I laughed so hard and really needed it!! 🤣
I almost felt bad for laughing when you said you started crying. Dont let the devil stop you on your "get fine" journey
This is FANTASTIC. I love a funny disgusting story! 🤣🤣🤣
Baby this episode had me dying 😂I love your authenticity Funky! ❤️
Dineva I feel your pain. When I work out I feel light headed and dizzy -- I hate it! Plus for some reason when I run on the treadmill my legs itch like crazy!
Wow! Think the itching is your nerves. Just saying. I'm not a Dr.😁
That’s lactic acid build up in your muscles. It helps if u drink a lot of water before running. It happens to me when I haven’t ran in a while. U just have to stick it out for the first few times then it will stop.
@@lenebrantley221 IDK what it is but it gets so bad I have to stop!
@@sondraj816 Wow! Someone told me taking an anti-histamine should help.
@@brunette1234 It's runners itch. They are caterpillars from your nerves. It's an allergy. Try take antihistamine 30 mins. before working out. Maybe that will help. I googled it. Lol. If you try it, let me know. 😁
I'm dying., I love love love ur stories . ❤️
Thank you for your honesty. You can always have the car detailed. You right, it HAD to happen 🤣
Gave it to God!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂 Funky, you know you can tell a great story!! ❤️
I'm proud of you,don't be shame,what you went through a lot of us have.Keep doing you!
Oh my....the visuals. I'm glad you're feeling better.
I was blankin like dis 🤣🤣 I love these stories with a lesson
Total and complete devastation to the nation!!!😂 You got this Q, you looking better already friend!🤣🤣😂😂💪🏾🖤
Oooh Q!! That was terrible! I'm glad you weren't in a accident. You betta werk!!
Down At the Bar where the Honda’s be! 😩😩😭🤷🏽♀️😂😂😂😂
BRAVO ON YOUR LIFESTYLE CHANGE FUNKY D.👏🏾 YOU WILL COME TO LIKE THE EXERCISE ROUTINE AND WILL DEFINITELY LOVE ❤ THE RESULTS 🦵🏾💪🏾. KEEP AT IT!🤩
Continue on your journey Q....I need to start too💯🙏🏾...minus that high ass trainer fee though 🤣
I just HOLLERED for 15 mins!!!!! When you said you was going to buy a new car. My God. Keep at it. Good Luck!!
Mr Dineva you can't go hard after eating collard greens...they're good but not before a good workout🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just came to hear you say 'barrassed 🤣🤣 I love you Q!!
Yesss Pascaal... an uppity yt woman trainer name🤣🤣
When you said “and I just started crying,” I said “aww I know, baby.” 😂 I instantly empathized with you because that’s definitely something I would do. I start my workout journey today! I’m nervous and excited.
Boy Q you be having me in here screaming😭😭😭🤣 I'm proud of you for persevering and pushing through🙌🏽💕
Today was my first day back in the gym after being gone for about a month. So excited that you join, even more excited that we have the same frame. I have gotten a little bit more toned before I stoped. Q DONT STOP GOING! YOULL BE SO EXCITED WHEN U START TO SEE CHANGE! give it 3weeks! u got this!
I'm crying omg. I can't.....I love it
Why was I driving my car laughing so hard at him talking about throw up that I belched and threw up in my own damn mouth that’s what I get for laughing so hard🤢😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I’m very proud of you too Sis 👍🏽👍🏽you got this
And next month you will feel & look better in no time
Good for you, Q!
Some of us require a hard lesson to learn.
Miss Jackson if ya NOSTY! Kills me every time! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Its been 11 years and I still have a restraining order on Taquilla
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Well that’s growth. I’m happy for you. Can’t wait to see how this changes your life for the better
First of all...the way I hollered! Secondly, the fact that you know yourself enough to understand what helps you stay accountable says a lot about you and your integrity. Keep sharing your story, and it'll eventually encourage someone else to get started.