Me: * watching this without knowing the song.* Also me: * drinking tea* The song: "Depending on the time of day, the French goes either way." My french ass: * swallows the wrong way and spits everywhere* I swear I almost died there.
@@kyleguajardo Of course they are. France is as homophobic as any western country. But it’s funny nonetheless. What makes it particularly funny to me is French indecisiveness and the fact that everything is time-dependent. But you guys probably find it funny because of the stereotypical metro-sexual French guy and the fact that French girls are more likely to wear pants than skirt. (the stereotypical "everyone wears jeans and black T-shirt regardless of gender")
@@enzomercier2789 "as" as in "no more no less". I'm not saying that France is any more homophobic than anywhere else. It's not uniform either, from the marais in Paris to your racist uncle from the country side, there is quite a gap. But you know, France is very far from being gay-friendly as in "Ah you know everyone's in France is a little bit gay" as the song seems to imply, but more like "yeah let them live, but far from my children" when it's not "kill it with fire". Also, not sure what you're trying to imply with living in 93, but I don't like it. I don't personally live there, but I know people who do. BTW, there is literally a "manif pour tous" flag hanging from a balcony in my neighborhood.
@@shary0 Nice to see, that good guys/gals like you can laugh off such stereotypes and have fun together with everyone. It's good to see so many relaxed people in this community. :D Greetings from your eastern neighbor that's also subject to stereotypical depictions fairly often. ^^"
Using Matsuri for the "if she turns out straight" part was genius considering that she made chat her wife and made herself the husband of everyone in chat.
@@AnonSeacat I suppose she is the most open about this in HoloEN with Ame being a close second, but in Hololive as a whole she is actually beaten by Ollie who flirts with almost every girl and has acquired several "wives". And there's also Marine, Matsuri, Miko and Mel who are very open about it just to name a few.
I knew this fandom was missing something: musical theater nerds. Now it's perfect! I expect amazing Hamilton and Heathers mashups by next week please :)
"Is Kiara gay or European?" Well, we know she's gay as *fuck* for Calli. I guess the other part of the question would be, is Kiara German or Australian?
Neither. Kiara is from a country south of Germany that sounds like "Australia" and where the main language is German. In other words, She's European... and gay..lol.
The wonderful musical piece wondering how she feels concluding with the actual Kiara singing with an out of tune ukulele about how much she loves girls is amazing xD
They should make this song a reality with the actual hololive members, and so the lyrics match the song. Anyways, one of the funniest videos I've seen this year 😁
Streamer anime girls mixed with a musical. What a masterpiece.
That's... what they are meant to be XD
69 likes? Nice!
I just expect that everyone send this video to the asacoco Review with one of holoEN girls
Streamer anime girls = nope
Vtubers = heck yeah
If the EN girls did a cover of this song I'd absolutely lose my mind!! It fits so damn perfectly!!
please
They'd need more than 5.
holomyth 3d karaoke collab when
@@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 Just use all the characters from this. XD
@@s3noi Oh yes!
This is the best artistic shitpost of Kiara. Ame and Calli's parts were the best as well as that ending.
Idk I feel like Calli and Kiara's roles should be switched, I mean Calli is the one that tries to hide it xD
@@summamaximus Ikr i think so too
@@pandax5359 only problem with that is that Kiara is legit European whereas I'm pretty sure Calli is an American or Canadian expatriate in Japan
@@ThatAussieSiesta Yea but personality wise it should be the other way
@@pandax5359 for sure! Don't get me wrong, personality wise Calli let's it slip sometimes but she's heavily in the closet
"Is Kiara gay or European?"
.......... wait is that a trick question?
“why not both????!“
@@AstridRuna Both. Both is good.
@@Lucaz99 indeed, fellow chad.
@@Lucaz99 Support u
It actually was
Every fandom needs one, and this fits Kiara so damn well
Because she’s actually both
365th like and it Hasn’t even been a year yet damn I haven’t made a pun ina hot minute
Idk, I get the impression that if Kiara ever set a single foot in a closet it would spontaneously combust.
Song is accurate af, Takamori Forever
Lmfao
It really is, kiara's german and she's as straight as a wet pasta
@@hahayes7205 bassically side ways lol
Calli is straight dou
@@eruno_ not yesterday
Meme art taking form.
I kinda wish the girls would cover this song, that be hilarious
If they could animate for like a Hololive anime skit it too that would be gnarly tbh. XD
And it's accurate bc Germany is an European Country XD
@@pokerface7531 actually Austria.
@@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 actually australia.
@@asrielgoddard8 lol
I just realized that she is the only european member of both hololive and holostars
Watson is British, isn't she?
@@mir1999 Technically correct, which is of course the best kind of correct.
@@mir1999 She cosplays as British.
@@mir1999 I guess she isn't completely british but she is european
I didn't know Australia is in Europe
When Calli didn't show up right away I knew EXACTLY what role she would take
From a tweet, to a shitpost, now we wait for an animatic ;D
Ps. Yes, Kiara is indeed our gay and European cat mum
I wanna do the animatic but im sure someone will do it first
Remind me later, I need to see an animatic
@@maikel3915 we'll see what happens in the future
I’m just gonna sit here till someone links the animatic
EUROPEAN CAT MOM LMAO
her cats are super fuckin cute tho
Me: * watching this without knowing the song.*
Also me: * drinking tea*
The song: "Depending on the time of day, the French goes either way."
My french ass: * swallows the wrong way and spits everywhere*
I swear I almost died there.
Are they incorrect?
@@kyleguajardo Of course they are. France is as homophobic as any western country. But it’s funny nonetheless.
What makes it particularly funny to me is French indecisiveness and the fact that everything is time-dependent. But you guys probably find it funny because of the stereotypical metro-sexual French guy and the fact that French girls are more likely to wear pants than skirt. (the stereotypical "everyone wears jeans and black T-shirt regardless of gender")
@@shary0 France, homophobic ? Wonder in what France are you living in, 93?
@@enzomercier2789 "as" as in "no more no less". I'm not saying that France is any more homophobic than anywhere else. It's not uniform either, from the marais in Paris to your racist uncle from the country side, there is quite a gap. But you know, France is very far from being gay-friendly as in "Ah you know everyone's in France is a little bit gay" as the song seems to imply, but more like "yeah let them live, but far from my children" when it's not "kill it with fire". Also, not sure what you're trying to imply with living in 93, but I don't like it. I don't personally live there, but I know people who do.
BTW, there is literally a "manif pour tous" flag hanging from a balcony in my neighborhood.
@@shary0
Nice to see, that good guys/gals like you can laugh off such stereotypes and have fun together with everyone. It's good to see so many relaxed people in this community. :D
Greetings from your eastern neighbor that's also subject to stereotypical depictions fairly often. ^^"
1:16 that voice actually fits Subaru, I mean, its kinda similar lol
Ikr I really love this choice
If Suba spoke English yep
Its shuba shuba but in english
English dub
"Behold an unthinkable present"
American Subaru:
Using Matsuri for the "if she turns out straight" part was genius considering that she made chat her wife and made herself the husband of everyone in chat.
Well, calli is dad
That Claude caught me off guard lmaoo.
I was laughing the whole time, this song fits her so well, it's perfect👌
All those JP guests had me...
The only part that doesn't fit
I 100% belevie Kiara won't ever deny Calli as anything but boyfriend
@@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 oh hi
@@flopsy808 heya. Where you from?
Based on this song, do americans think europe is only France and Italy?
I never heard this song before.. And I am laughing my a$$ off right now xD
Lucky 🍀 und OH HI WHATOPIA
search the original musical, its great
Legally Blonde - The Musical!
It made me think of avenue q.
Oh heck! What opus even noticed this ^~^
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE
2:06
"but if she turns out straight, I'm free at 8 on Saturday"
Me: Matsuri- I don't think that's how it works--
This masterpiece should be Kiara's channel trailer
You know your fandom has reached culture status when it gets this parody made
TRUE
This is EXACTLY what I hoped it would be, thank you for making it!!!
This is one of the rare occurrences that the answer is actually both
PERFECTION
This song fits Kiara perfectly lol
My life span as been extended seeing this blessing. Thank you 🙏
At first I was wondering why Calli wasn't there, then I quickly remembered the rest of the song and had a laugh. Nice video.
this is the first time i heard this song
Is calli gay because I don’t know (I know kiara is)
"I'm sure I'm straight"
"But you were not yesterday"
This. This is diamond
Never had I known that English could be so beautiful
Implying Kiara is even remotely in the closet, lmao. Amazing work.
Bravo! Fantastico!
Live changing!
I was laughing the entire time - but the Claude cameo got me real hard.
Amazing work, Akka!
This video actually made me fall into the takamori rabbit hole which led me to hololive rabbit hole and now I'm obsessed thank you
Welcome lol
Kiara: “IM STRAIGHT”
Calli: You were not yesterday
Me: *FANBOY SCREACHES*
Calli: "You are so gay you flaming one-gal cabaret!"
Kiara: "I'm straight!"
Calli: "You were not yesterday!"
I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣
Flashback to the trip they did alone to Hokaido xD
Kiara: "I'm straight!"
Calli: "so are spaghetti until they get wet"
@@kira4144 I would say that I see the roles reversed in this situation
@@machinronii well calli isnt European and she doesnt have a sword and shield
"One-gal cabaret"?
That's a new one!
THE WAY IT FITS EVERYONE SO PERFECTLY
you are a true genius, thank you for representing our gay chicken mama
- sincerely, a lesbian kiara simp
Oh I see you are also a woman of culture
yes thank you, person with Mostima pfp
@@jhosha oh no problem, person with Catra pfp
_"I am straight!"_
*"YOU WERE NOT YESTERDAY"*
That made me laugh very hard lol
Knew exactly where this was going when Calli hadn't shown up by the chorus.
Ame coming up when he ask if she's european, cracks me up every time
"You are so gay
You big parfait
You flaming one-man Cabaret"
The best line in any song, ever.
4, 4, 8 syllables and rhymes (ง •_•)ง
Someone call an ambulance because I am dying of laughter.
As a bi man, I thank Takanashi Kiara for being the thirsty gay icon we don't see enough in media. Based. Sasuga OP.
Saaaaame
So true it’s kinda refreshing how open she is.. i hope she never changes
Yeah but... many of the Hololive girls swing that way and not just Kiara. This is the rule, not the exception.
@@angelodescordo8455 I think the "thirsty" part is relevant here. Plenty hint they swing "bi", but they're not nearly so thirsty towards girls.
@@AnonSeacat I suppose she is the most open about this in HoloEN with Ame being a close second, but in Hololive as a whole she is actually beaten by Ollie who flirts with almost every girl and has acquired several "wives". And there's also Marine, Matsuri, Miko and Mel who are very open about it just to name a few.
That clip at the end had me legit in tears. This whole thing is *Chef's kiss*
As a european, I was laughing real damn hard throughout the whole thing. An absolutely masterfully put together shitpost
" yay yay yay let's just go straight wait nevermind that Kiara can't go straight because she's European"
- kiara 2021
Subaru's voice fits perfectly
"Is she gay or European?"
Kiara: Both, both is good
I knew this fandom was missing something: musical theater nerds. Now it's perfect!
I expect amazing Hamilton and Heathers mashups by next week please :)
I'm speechless, this is sooooo good! thank u Akka!
Why does this fit her so well lmaooo
if this is the result of you procrastinating.... i dunno what i'm doing right now
that’s literally me rn pain-tako :(
"You were not yesterday" fucking killed me
This is all really hilarious and well-done! For some reason my favorite moment is at 2:17 with Ina. It makes me chuckle every time.
Now this is what I called as a MEME Masterpiece due to how funnily fitting that is..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Matsuri part just kill me omg XD
YESSSSSSSSSSSS ahahaha, it's perfection incarnate, thank you Akka you're the best!
"Is Kiara gay or European?"
Well, we know she's gay as *fuck* for Calli. I guess the other part of the question would be, is Kiara German or Australian?
Neither. Kiara is from a country south of Germany that sounds like "Australia" and where the main language is German. In other words, She's European... and gay..lol.
@@WinterWish23 You mean Austria? Why did they say Australia?
@@wessltov Correct. Australia *wink* is a running joke on her streams. Probably because the 2 countries sound alike, and Australia is far more famous.
@@wessltovEver seen Dumb and Dumber.
@@kalidesu ? Sorry I'm just not a zoomer
The wonderful musical piece wondering how she feels concluding with the actual Kiara singing with an out of tune ukulele about how much she loves girls is amazing xD
Nice job getting noticed by the Phoenix herself lol
I missed it, did she reference this video? I'd love to see that tweet/clip.
sauce
Clip?
How am I supposed to eat this without any sauce
SAUCE?!?!
Thank you SO MUCH, Akka!
This is great, I love it. Good job
*chef kiss*
10/10 Shitpost loved it
I’m wheezing so hard I can’t breathe atsdwfgacx
This is gold. Thank you. Hope everybody and their mama (Kiara) sees this gem.
Alright, pack it up, we've officially peaked as a society, there's no beating this.
Finally,after finding for many months for this version of gay or european ,i've finally found this treasure.
I've been waiting for this!
no, seriously, I've been waiting for someone to make this for a long time now, thank you
this is the best thing i have ever watched.
Okay, but having Ina and Gura in the roles they were in was so weirdly in character
Omg, finally someone made the HoloEN version, fucking thanks lol
Thanks, I've been thinking about this, Kiara and this song since their second month of debut and you made it real
The best thing about this is that she actually is gay and European, as if the song was made for her.
Hmm...
Amelia?
Omfg
This is pretty much perfect for Kiara, but I could see working on Calli too, since she's the more "closeted" one.
"I am straight"
"You were not yesterday"
I had no idea I needed this until I saw it in my recommendations.
Then I knew I needed it more than anything!
This is art. And art imitates life.
Subaru fits that voice so perfectly!
So many blink-and-you-miss-it moments! Absolutely wonderful
There’s a tiny middle section of a Venn diagram that fits in the people this video is for, and it seems we’ve all found it
I can’t even lie Marine caught me off guard lmfao
Welp that's now the 13th time I've watched this and it's just as good as the first time
This is so beautiful it's making me tear up, it's everything I wanted and more, thank you and GLORY TO TAKAMORI
I have heard and memorized these lyrics so looking at the subtitles makes my brain stop working
I can't.. Beautiful! Amazing! Thank you so much for this video, i love it.
Perfect ❤😂 and the funny thing it's fitting extremely well lmao
Great job 👏👏
The best 3 minutes of my life. Absolute perfection.
👏👏👏
Why does this fit her so well
God this was amazing 👏👏👏 bravo with getting their parts picked perfectly
The fact that Kiara Is the only european hololive en makes this better
I love this so freaking much the alter subs makes it even better I would literally pay to have the girls really sing
They should make this song a reality with the actual hololive members, and so the lyrics match the song. Anyways, one of the funniest videos I've seen this year 😁
I feel like Ollie is just lurking here. I don't know why, but I can feel it.
Call it Canadian intuition, but she's not dead dead yet, and she's near.
“Im straight”
“But not yesterday”
Yesssss I knew I wasn't the only one thinking of this song! Everytime I watch a Kiara's stream I'm always humming this song.
2:30 "normal" height Gura is.. s c a r y
I knew this day will come, thanks for bringing it here sooner.
Perfect. Spectacular. Inspiring. A cultural touchstone. 10/10
omg THANK YOU FOR THIS
Why are the HoloEN members not reacting to this yet?? That would be so funny lol..
Prolly cuz either copyright or just that there not allowed plus kiara did react to this
Kiara saw it. Her only response was a bewildered "oh my god"
@@kyleguajardo LOL. I guess tenchou is tenchou, can you share the which stream it is. Thanks
@@Heavenfire_Dragon9561 its up on twitter
@@kilato9649 Can I get a link.. I don't have a twiiter account
Thank you for making, this is too perfect
now we need someone from HL to cover this with your lyrics haha
I have no idea what I just watched, but I loved every second of it lol.
Kiara would never call Calli just her best friend.
1:47 "i think her chest is nice" correction *waxed
This is a work of art
This is pure perfection. I love it. 😂😂😂😂
Thanks for the laughs. 😌🙏🏻