I found a Reddit thread where someone asked how those writers keep getting scripts made, and several people suggested that they are easy to work with and welcome studio notes... that seems very, very likely.
These Sony movies do seem like a perfect example of what happens to films when the studios are allowed free reign to make changes during all stages of production and post-production.
Someone hasn't taken a CPR class in awhile, because rescue breaths are no longer recommended. It blew my mind, but it's a real thing Edit: Although, that wasn't the guidance in 2003, so still valid I guess
For drowning victims you HAVE to do breaths because their lungs are full of water and completely void of oxygen. You're trying to force air down and water up and out.
@@Sharpester Current BLS/ACLS guidelines change the order of treating cardiac arrest patients from “ABC“ (i.e. airway, breathing in circulation) to “CAB” (i.e., chest, compressions, airway, breathing). The timing and quality of chest compressions is the most important predictor of survival in cardiac arrest patients and should be the first action. Compressions are continued until the shock is ready to be deliver for patience with ventricular. Subsequent important maneuvers should be done, either during chest, compressions, after full cycle, or during the brief as possible interruption. Opening the airway and delivering rescue breath has taken a secondary role after beginning chest compressions, which should not be interrupted once started. This also is included for drowning patients.
Current BLS/ACLS guidelines change the order of treating cardiac arrest patients from “ABC“ (i.e. airway, breathing in circulation) to “CAB” (i.e., chest, compressions, airway, breathing). The timing and quality of chest compressions is the most important predictor of survival in cardiac arrest patients and should be the first action. Compressions are continued until the shock is ready to be deliver for patience with ventricular. Subsequent important maneuvers should be done, either during chest, compressions, after full cycle, or during the brief as possible interruption. Opening the airway and delivering rescue breath has taken a secondary role after beginning chest compressions, which should not be interrupted once started. This also is included for drowning patients.
The switch from “ABC” to “CAB” can be found in the 2010 American Heart Association Guidelines for Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation and Emergency Cardiovascular Care. We were taught this in ACLS training.
The combination of sheer joy from Nerdy, mixed with abject “WTF” Fury from Clarus made this reaction. Please watch something next that won’t give her a migraine. 😅
Honestly, props to Dakota Johnson for understanding the campy mess she was stuck in, and having as much fun as she could under the circumstances. She's got such a laid back vibe of "welp, I'm here, and I already cashed the check, soooo...."
I appreciate you two taking this for the team. There was no way in hell I would pay a cent to watch this so this was the only chance I had to see how comically bad it was.
The production of this movie was essentially for compliance with Marvel so they don't lose the rights to Spider-Man. They didn't care how crappy it was, but somebody forgot to tell the lead actress before she signed the contract.
Yes wasnt annoyed about the quality..she doesnt know if its bad or not cause she said she doesnt watch her own movies..she was annoyed cause she was never told this wasnt MCU, she said it...i mean her ignorance is her own fault
@@entrydenied that’s the contracts with the actors from the Fox universe movies like Xmen. those actors cannot be replaced til 2025. Sony’s deal is they have a schedule of when they have to release a Marvel movie to keep the rights to Spiderman or else the rights goes back to Disney
We saw this in a packed theater opening night and it was wild. At the moment when the Peruvian guy says that if you accept great responsibility you will gain great power, my buddy booed out loud and the ENTIRE theater erupted into laughter. For the whole final act the entire theater reacted like you two did. Also, when she crushed the villain, I said "Did she just P on that guy to death?"
The original concept for this movie was more Terminator (or T2, really) like, and at some point that was HEAVILY changed. Apparently, all of the villain's scenes were filmed before the change, which required extensive ADR to ... "correct" things.
It still the same concept no? A person trying to kill someone to prevent a future event. And a person who knew the future is protecting them from that person... It literally the same concept as Terminator. I don't see how it change LOL
For drowning victims you HAVE to do breaths because their lungs are full of water and completely void of oxygen. You're trying to force air down and water up and out.
@@19jake81 I think the word was that they didn't even confirm which Spiderman this is supposed to be linked to so part of the movie is filmed under the assumption that this is the early 90s or 80s lol
I read it wasn't suppose to be in 2003 because they were setting up the Peter Parker baby was suppose to be Andrew Garfield, but that didn't even make sense, so they shifted the timeline to be Tom Holland, but that didn't work either logically, which is par for the course with these writers, so they just gave up and said it was a different universe.
Fireworks can actually injure people quite badly - especially the larger rockets or batteries build to fire a set of 20-40 of them. However, you are totally correct that they cannot blow through solid structures or even blow up a helicopter. Also it burning her eyes underwater is stupid to begin with but an even harder fail given that she should have been able to foresee it like she did the last 30min or so.
Fireworks won't just injure a person, it can straight up kill them. A woman was kill after she was hit by a single stray firework at an event. And fireworks can definitely blast through solid object. Especially if it a storage full of them... It happen all the time with improperly stored firework. Now it could seem ridiculous... But a firework wouldn't have any issues bringing down a helicopter... It still an explosive and if it a big enough one that exploded INSIDE the helicopter than it going to go down. Plain and simple. As for her not avoiding the firework in the water... I thought she was already unconscious at that point? Maybe I'm wrong, don't remember exactly.
I was trying to figure out why the bad guy was striking me as so uncanny, somehow I didn't realize it was the ADR. And I'm still trying to figure out who their technical advisor for the EMT stuff was, or how she drove around in a stolen cab with no plates for days.
Kristen Stewart love is ON POINT btw. I keep waiting for people to come around on her but for some reason they just won’t let her shed that Twilight skin. Weird how they had no problems letting Pattinson, though. They’re definitely doing the same to DJ too because of 50 Shades, but you’re right about her still not finding that Camp X-Ray or Personal Shopper or Clouds of Sils Maria type movie where you go “woah.”
It was either the Director or Producer that said when asked why the film takes place in 2003 "It's so we could use Britney Spears "Toxic." And after seeing how they put Sweeny in Britney's school girl outfit from "Hit Me Baby", even tying the shirt in the front at one point, that I knew it was the God's honest truth!
Um, folks, I hate to be a spoilsport, but fireworks CAN very much inflict massive injuries and even kill people. In some European countries, fireworks are generally available to everyman for a limited period to celebrate the New Year, and each year, people get injured. Fireworks are very much explosives. Back when I was in university/college, one of my fellow student came back after New Year's sans three fingers on his right hand. If people don't get injured on July 4th, then because the larger part of the fireworks are professional fireworks done under controlled circumstances with maintained safety distances. Uncontrolled fireworks are very much a danger.
Was the student in a helicopter that blew up when a firework hit it, or was he simply holding it tightly when it went off? Their point isn't that fireworks aren't a danger, it's that they aren't bombs.
And those injuries are just from those sold to the public. Industrial grade for huge public displays are WAAAAY more dangerous. The powder bag for the huge starbursts are heavy.
@@cliveklg7739 no they don't. Firework shells are made of paper or plastic. The material used doesn't have the puncture power or strength of a missile. Firework disasters are mostly from multiple fireworks going off at the same time and creating a large explosion along with a shock wave.
So the whole "Keep it coming" thing with the food at the diner isn't because they're going to eat it all. It's just that the girl who's paying just wants to waste as much of her corporate parents' money as possible, being a rebel and all. It's dumb as hell, but there is context to it. Also, the original comics have Peter getting bitten and gaining his powers in 1962, at age 15.
Loved it lol Latex is insulating to electricity, a full suit of it could stop quite a bit of charge, but even in 2003 they were stopping use of it in ambulances and hospitals because of how many people were developing allergies to it. A thin glove wouldn't stop much. The top of an ambulance is foam, some wiring/lights, and a thin sheet of metal. But yeah the shock wouldn't go through it like that. Even if it was bare sheet metal the electricity wouldn't flow into the dude. Plus the machines are designed to send specific frequencies and amplitudes right across the heart to jolt it back into a good rhythm, not just spew thousands of volts at something. I had CPR training years ago and they said it switched to no rescue breaths, apparently it's changed again to just be fewer. From the Mayo Clinic: "Untrained- If you're not trained in CPR or worried about giving rescue breaths, then provide hands-only CPR. That means uninterrupted chest compressions of 100 to 120 a minute until paramedics arrive (described in more detail below). You don't need to try rescue breathing. Trained and ready to go- If you're well-trained and confident in your ability, check to see if there is a pulse and breathing. If there is no pulse or breathing within 10 seconds, begin chest compressions. Start CPR with 30 chest compressions before giving two rescue breaths. Trained but rusty- If you've previously received CPR training but you're not confident in your abilities, then just do chest compressions at a rate of 100 to 120 a minute. Details are described below." Maybe she's just rusty and didn't get around to the breaths? :P It depends on the type of firework. One of those little tubes that shoots them 20ft into the air? No, that's not gonna do anything to concrete or even much to a person's face. One of the mortar charges that lifts the firework hundreds of feet into the air, or several of them going off at once? That'd do some damage. Not as much as in the movie, but movies always get explosions wrong.
Current BLS/ACLS guidelines change the order of treating cardiac arrest patients from “ABC“ (i.e. airway, breathing in circulation) to “CAB” (i.e., chest, compressions, airway, breathing). The timing and quality of chest compressions is the most important predictor of survival in cardiac arrest patients and should be the first action. Compressions are continued until the shock is ready to be deliver for patience with ventricular. Subsequent important maneuvers should be done, either during chest, compressions, after full cycle, or during the brief as possible interruption. Opening the airway and delivering rescue breath has taken a secondary role after beginning chest compressions, which should not be interrupted once started. This also is included for drowning patients.
cha cha real smooth and the lost daughter are some really good dakota johnson movies that don’t get enough love imo - i think she’s a great actress, just often gets overshadowed by this shit
39:30 It's a good thing she found a moment to diligently clean her shoes (including the soles) back to a pristine white after walking around in the muddy woods, otherwise dancing on that table would seem unsanitary.
Traffic Cameras-The first systems introduced in the late 1960s used film cameras to take their pictures. Gatsometer introduced the first red light camera in 1965, the first radar for use with road traffic in 1971 and the first mobile speed traffic camera in 1982; From the late 1990s, digital cameras began to be introduced. So by 2003 the tech was in use. The woman that died in the beginning was NSA (National Security Agency), they were workin on facial recog during Vietnam. By 2003 they would be using it.
Wow… I had watched The Movie Cynics take on this, and all I heard was his impression of French Mario. This was that first time I actually heard his voice, and I thought that impression was maybe a joke, but man, it was spot on!
Great reaction. I agree about the fireworks wouldn't be able to do the damage they portrayed in this movie, lol. Although fireworks used by professionals at 4th of July celebrations are much more explosive than the ones people buy at fireworks stores.
They don't teach mouth to mouth, respectively, mouth to nose, anymore. Instead they tell you, to keep compressing the chest until the ambulance arrives, using the rhythm of the BeeGee's "Staying alive". The more funny ones will tell you to use AC/DCs "Highway to lleH" instead. ;) They say it got changed, because there's still enough air in the lungs, that can be circulated into the bloodstream by pressuring the chest _(until the ambulance arrives)._ And because most people either didn't do the breathing part - or did it wrong.
31:59 I'm surprised you guys didn't notice/point out exactly how pointless removing the license plates was, the damn licence number was still on top of the cab's roof!
If Clarus doesn't know Adam Scott does that mean she's never seen Parks and Rec? That would be a solid reaction show. I know it's outside of the normal channel reactions, but I think it could be a solid series
This movie gives me heavy Billy Zane Phantom vibes with a dash of 90s Fantastic 4...you know the one. I honestly feel for the cast in this movie. They showed up.😢
Suggestion: Do not drastically alter the story of a movie after principle photography is complete unless you're willing to just restart the production from the beginning.
I'm not sure who taught you guys CPR but its point absolutely isn't to circulate oxygen through ventilation. It's to circulate blood. It's been like that already in 2003 when I was getting my first first aid courses in school and it's even more the case now. Chest compression alone can save life. Ventilation is a nice-to-have add-on. In fact, for all the weird shit in this movie, its CPR technique is one of the best I've even seen in cinema and you couldn't be more wrong with your take on it.
The point of circulating blood IS to circulate oxygen. It doesn't matter if your blood is pumping if you don't also have oxygen in your blood. CPR guidelines include 2 breaths for every 30 chest compressions.
@Heavensrun please check your sources before commenting. The issue is too important to spread misinformation. Enough gas exchange to keep oxygen circulation is achieved through the movement caused by chest compressions. Breaths (or mechanical ventilation) are still part of the professional CPR, but for untrained bystanders, the hands-only CPR has been advocated for years. The American Heart Association, The European Resuscitation Council, and other organizations have released guidelines describing hands-only CPR as the main method to save someone's life. Moreover, ERC actually stresses that breaths should be performed only if you're trained and able to do them without stopping compressions for more than 10 seconds. If, for whatever reason, you're not sure or comfortable with rescue breaths, you should stick to hands-only CPR, and that's why it's universally recommended and taught to general public.
A fireworks factory in NY? Must be the big ones used for big displays since fireworks are illegal in NY unless you're licensed. They are actually like mortars.
I enjoyed this movie but then again, I went in completely blank. It's how I am capable to enjoy alot of movies. That being said, I did not pick up that was Uncle Ben and that was Spideys baby shower 😂 I also forgot it was 2003 and that we were wearing low rider jeans and showing off our mid riff. Toxic was definitely huge in 2003, it was our clubbing song. Technology was crap. Not many of us had phones and we barely used them. CCTV was everywhere but the quality wasn't and still isn't good enough to zoom in and identify a person. As for AI 😂 yeah nah, he would not be able to find these girls in 2003
Thanks to you two (and a few of your YT colleagues) Madame Web is no longer a tragic waste of two hours of my life. Thank you. Sometimes I put this on in the background at work. It perfectly matches how I feel during a typical workday.
Her saying this is worse than batman v superman almost made my eyeballs pop out of my head like a looney tunes character. BVS has its script problems, but it still has good action, good effects, good visuals, good acting, good music, good lines and it clearly made by someone with a vision and story to tell. This movie borders between being A.I generated and being a high school video skit with a budget.
This is up on Netflix now so I've seen and loved it. Only big miss was not having a young(er) JJJ almost get killed by the bad guy and yelling "I'll remember this!"
Oh, and you children need to understand that technology wasn't invented all in the last 10 years. Go watch "Enemy of the State" from the 90's. Same level of creepy spy tech.
That was wonderful, thank you for this reaction. That ADR? *wild*. The anachronisms? *insane*. That guy in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died? Different in the final cut.
You've heard all the bad reviews before watching so feels like you're watching this just to pick out the bad parts so the entire videos covered by your non stop laughter which is not what i find entertaining
Are fireworks different in Canada than they are in the rest of the world? I wonder if Canada's idea of fireworks is just like bang snaps where you throw them on the sidewalk and they make a loud noise.
He's right about the diner jukeboxes in New Jersey being loud. At least, in some of them. At Six Brothers Diner in Little Falls it was very loud. Every time we left there, my friend Ross would feed a bunch of money into the jukebox and queue up Livin' La Vida Loca like five or six times, then we would leave.
BTW (ARC Tech here) the American Red Cross switched to non-respiratory chest compression during the COVID timeframe. So, yes, no breathing chest compression is actually a thing, now.
They have to release a certain number of Spider-Man themed movies in order for the movie rights not to revert back to marvel, Google it you’ll find the explanation on why they force out crap like this and morbius, even why Peter Parker as a baby is being forced into this, it’s all about keeping their rights to Spider-Man and connected characters…
So I haven't seen this. Did the primitive spider tribe mail the baby back to America? Her mother and everyone else was dead. By the way fireworks were illegal in New Jersey from like 1936 to 2017 and have been illegal in New York since 1909. So I guess these were for a professional show and not public use.
they literally never explain the random fireworks at that location that Madame and Co. just happen to stumble upon and also they don’t explain at all how she got back to America after being born in fucking Peru in the middle of the forest so
From what I've seen of this movie, the "teenage girls" (quotes intentional) are completely obnoxious. I get that Dakota Johnson is supposed to be a "mother figure" to them, but they all look basically in the same age range. Why is it this foregone conclusion that the audience feels so protective of them that the plot bases all its tension on whether or not they'll be safe? It's to the point where the writers/producers are banking all future sequels on their shoulders--meaning they're so confident that the audience cares about them and we're clamoring for more obnoxiousness.
20:00 , actually they do have tech to pull images out of thoughts and dreams now, using generative AI and a large dataset of brain scans of people reacting to images, but the person has to be hooked up to sensors reading their brain.
Man I got distracted looking up something on IMDb, and got yanked back in so hard by the Mat Cauthon call-out lol ❤ edit addition: you absolutely know the answer to the fireworks versus brick wall question: Luck 🙃
Hi Nerdy and Clarus , Always happy to see my favorite reaction people that I've met twice in my life... I enjoyed your reaction to menu web I even saw your reaction to the trailers after you met. And I love you guys and I respect and understand your decisions and opinions of the movie. I obviously enjoy this movie too because I've been waiting for Madame web to come in real life since spiderman 1994 and I love call a Johnson she must be the luck used to play the character !! I wonder if I need to see the Actresses wearing the costumes at future sequel movie but it was really cool to see the awesome costumes from the trailer and from the visions of the future. Yeah it was really cool to see uncle Ben much younger Peter Parker's uncle and his mom Mary parker which the baby was Peter parker he's not even gonna be spider ma young until he gets bit by spider so in this universe world he is just a baby born. Maybe in this universe Peter parkers not the only one with spider powers. What I enjoy most of your reaction this video was you laughing together 😅😅❤❤ Can we see my fair 2 people's next reaction to a movie I hope it's Dune 2 or Aquaman 2 !!
What the hell does ADR mean ? Accident Data Recorder Advanced Digital Recording (thats maybe the only one that kinda could make sense) Adverse Drug Reaction i don't get it (sorry maybe because i'm german)🤔 Also what was there to see at 1:51 ? Maybe its the mini-screen here that i don't get that ?
@@NerdyNightly Thanks. So that is like when we have "bad lip sync" in a german synchronized version ? And also, is ADR something that every person in Canada directly understands, or only people that work in specific jobs ?
Ok, i haven't watched any of the movies of Burk Sharpless, but i watched the "Lost in Space" series and it was quite good. I first stopped after a few episodes, but tried it again after it was completed and this time i watched it all in it also got better with the time. Else, on IMDB Madame Web actually has 3.8 .. thats by far the worst, all other movies have at least 5.1 (Morbius) and the rest even more.
With the CPR thing, maybe Dakota Johnson just didn´t want to put her mouth on other people´s for this movie (? which I would understand given how she was treated.
It's funny because Nerdy usually gets a lot of flack for being super critical in reactions, but this is the one time he can totally be and be safe because this was super trash xD (And I say "Nerdy" but tbh even when I say something about THEIR reactions a lot of incels pile on Clarus for no reason... -_-.... I almost deleted all my comments on the avatar reaction cuz I dunno why people do that...."
I found a Reddit thread where someone asked how those writers keep getting scripts made, and several people suggested that they are easy to work with and welcome studio notes... that seems very, very likely.
These Sony movies do seem like a perfect example of what happens to films when the studios are allowed free reign to make changes during all stages of production and post-production.
@@dlweissnailed it. Written by committee
Someone hasn't taken a CPR class in awhile, because rescue breaths are no longer recommended. It blew my mind, but it's a real thing
Edit: Although, that wasn't the guidance in 2003, so still valid I guess
They actually thought breaths are still CURRENTLY required though too.
For drowning victims you HAVE to do breaths because their lungs are full of water and completely void of oxygen. You're trying to force air down and water up and out.
@@Sharpester Current BLS/ACLS guidelines change the order of treating cardiac arrest patients from “ABC“ (i.e. airway, breathing in circulation) to “CAB” (i.e., chest, compressions, airway, breathing). The timing and quality of chest compressions is the most important predictor of survival in cardiac arrest patients and should be the first action.
Compressions are continued until the shock is ready to be deliver for patience with ventricular. Subsequent important maneuvers should be done, either during chest, compressions, after full cycle, or during the brief as possible interruption. Opening the airway and delivering rescue breath has taken a secondary role after beginning chest compressions, which should not be interrupted once started.
This also is included for drowning patients.
Current BLS/ACLS guidelines change the order of treating cardiac arrest patients from “ABC“ (i.e. airway, breathing in circulation) to “CAB” (i.e., chest, compressions, airway, breathing). The timing and quality of chest compressions is the most important predictor of survival in cardiac arrest patients and should be the first action.
Compressions are continued until the shock is ready to be deliver for patience with ventricular. Subsequent important maneuvers should be done, either during chest, compressions, after full cycle, or during the brief as possible interruption. Opening the airway and delivering rescue breath has taken a secondary role after beginning chest compressions, which should not be interrupted once started.
This also is included for drowning patients.
The switch from “ABC” to “CAB” can be found in the 2010 American Heart Association Guidelines for Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation and Emergency Cardiovascular Care. We were taught this in ACLS training.
The combination of sheer joy from Nerdy, mixed with abject “WTF” Fury from Clarus made this reaction. Please watch something next that won’t give her a migraine. 😅
Honestly, props to Dakota Johnson for understanding the campy mess she was stuck in, and having as much fun as she could under the circumstances. She's got such a laid back vibe of "welp, I'm here, and I already cashed the check, soooo...."
"Chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions." ~ Doctor Mike
When Nerdy was gushing about the costumes, I said to myself, "its gonna be about the Diner Scene when he realizes this isn't going to be that movie" 😂
As someone who was a teenager in 2003 I can say for certain we never said “hangry”
Compression only CPR is a valid method of CPR from the canadian red cross, specifically for untrained people
I appreciate you two taking this for the team. There was no way in hell I would pay a cent to watch this so this was the only chance I had to see how comically bad it was.
The production of this movie was essentially for compliance with Marvel so they don't lose the rights to Spider-Man. They didn't care how crappy it was, but somebody forgot to tell the lead actress before she signed the contract.
Yes wasnt annoyed about the quality..she doesnt know if its bad or not cause she said she doesnt watch her own movies..she was annoyed cause she was never told this wasnt MCU, she said it...i mean her ignorance is her own fault
No it wasn't. I think they have until 2025 or longer. The timeframe isn't so short.
@@entrydenied that’s the contracts with the actors from the Fox universe movies like Xmen. those actors cannot be replaced til 2025. Sony’s deal is they have a schedule of when they have to release a Marvel movie to keep the rights to Spiderman or else the rights goes back to Disney
Several AI wrote the various scripts to this. The suits hobbled them together as best as they could.
We saw this in a packed theater opening night and it was wild. At the moment when the Peruvian guy says that if you accept great responsibility you will gain great power, my buddy booed out loud and the ENTIRE theater erupted into laughter. For the whole final act the entire theater reacted like you two did.
Also, when she crushed the villain, I said "Did she just P on that guy to death?"
The original concept for this movie was more Terminator (or T2, really) like, and at some point that was HEAVILY changed. Apparently, all of the villain's scenes were filmed before the change, which required extensive ADR to ... "correct" things.
I literally said all they had to do was Terminator. This makes sense.
It still the same concept no? A person trying to kill someone to prevent a future event. And a person who knew the future is protecting them from that person... It literally the same concept as Terminator. I don't see how it change LOL
@@NoReply28Ezekiel was originally trying to kill Mary before she gives birth to Peter.
@@NoReply28 In some parts of the movie, yes it’s the same context. But it was vastly different and way better sounding in the original concept
They don’t do breaths anymore with CPR. It’s just chest compressions.
But in 2003?
For drowning victims you HAVE to do breaths because their lungs are full of water and completely void of oxygen. You're trying to force air down and water up and out.
Damn, literally got CPR certified like 2 months ago and breaths were part of that
@@19jake81 I think the word was that they didn't even confirm which Spiderman this is supposed to be linked to so part of the movie is filmed under the assumption that this is the early 90s or 80s lol
@@playlistb3795 It depends on who you are getting your certification from
I read it wasn't suppose to be in 2003 because they were setting up the Peter Parker baby was suppose to be Andrew Garfield, but that didn't even make sense, so they shifted the timeline to be Tom Holland, but that didn't work either logically, which is par for the course with these writers, so they just gave up and said it was a different universe.
Fireworks can actually injure people quite badly - especially the larger rockets or batteries build to fire a set of 20-40 of them. However, you are totally correct that they cannot blow through solid structures or even blow up a helicopter. Also it burning her eyes underwater is stupid to begin with but an even harder fail given that she should have been able to foresee it like she did the last 30min or so.
Fireworks won't just injure a person, it can straight up kill them. A woman was kill after she was hit by a single stray firework at an event. And fireworks can definitely blast through solid object. Especially if it a storage full of them... It happen all the time with improperly stored firework. Now it could seem ridiculous... But a firework wouldn't have any issues bringing down a helicopter... It still an explosive and if it a big enough one that exploded INSIDE the helicopter than it going to go down. Plain and simple. As for her not avoiding the firework in the water... I thought she was already unconscious at that point? Maybe I'm wrong, don't remember exactly.
I was trying to figure out why the bad guy was striking me as so uncanny, somehow I didn't realize it was the ADR. And I'm still trying to figure out who their technical advisor for the EMT stuff was, or how she drove around in a stolen cab with no plates for days.
It New York City... There plenty of car driving around with no plates. Pretty common LOL
Kristen Stewart love is ON POINT btw. I keep waiting for people to come around on her but for some reason they just won’t let her shed that Twilight skin. Weird how they had no problems letting Pattinson, though.
They’re definitely doing the same to DJ too because of 50 Shades, but you’re right about her still not finding that Camp X-Ray or Personal Shopper or Clouds of Sils Maria type movie where you go “woah.”
I agree. She's great in a lot of stuff post-Twilight.
I think American Ultra would be a great movie for reactors and it gets no love.
some great DJ movies are cha cha real smooth and the lost daughter imo!
36:04 might be my all-time favourite reaction from you two. Nerdy fully cackling at the stupid while Clarus' brain explodes.
It was either the Director or Producer that said when asked why the film takes place in 2003 "It's so we could use Britney Spears "Toxic."
And after seeing how they put Sweeny in Britney's school girl outfit from "Hit Me Baby", even tying the shirt in the front at one point, that I knew it was the God's honest truth!
This movie have 5 writers. Five.
Um, folks, I hate to be a spoilsport, but fireworks CAN very much inflict massive injuries and even kill people. In some European countries, fireworks are generally available to everyman for a limited period to celebrate the New Year, and each year, people get injured.
Fireworks are very much explosives. Back when I was in university/college, one of my fellow student came back after New Year's sans three fingers on his right hand.
If people don't get injured on July 4th, then because the larger part of the fireworks are professional fireworks done under controlled circumstances with maintained safety distances. Uncontrolled fireworks are very much a danger.
Was the student in a helicopter that blew up when a firework hit it, or was he simply holding it tightly when it went off? Their point isn't that fireworks aren't a danger, it's that they aren't bombs.
And those injuries are just from those sold to the public. Industrial grade for huge public displays are WAAAAY more dangerous. The powder bag for the huge starbursts are heavy.
They didn't say fireworks weren't dangerous. They just don't have the power to explode through walls like a RPG in the middle of a warzone.
@@chaost4544 umm yeah the big public display packs do.
@@cliveklg7739 no they don't. Firework shells are made of paper or plastic. The material used doesn't have the puncture power or strength of a missile. Firework disasters are mostly from multiple fireworks going off at the same time and creating a large explosion along with a shock wave.
58:20 the fact that he jumped right into the ambulance's path and would've been fine if he just stayed where he was
So the whole "Keep it coming" thing with the food at the diner isn't because they're going to eat it all. It's just that the girl who's paying just wants to waste as much of her corporate parents' money as possible, being a rebel and all. It's dumb as hell, but there is context to it.
Also, the original comics have Peter getting bitten and gaining his powers in 1962, at age 15.
Loved it lol
Latex is insulating to electricity, a full suit of it could stop quite a bit of charge, but even in 2003 they were stopping use of it in ambulances and hospitals because of how many people were developing allergies to it. A thin glove wouldn't stop much.
The top of an ambulance is foam, some wiring/lights, and a thin sheet of metal. But yeah the shock wouldn't go through it like that. Even if it was bare sheet metal the electricity wouldn't flow into the dude. Plus the machines are designed to send specific frequencies and amplitudes right across the heart to jolt it back into a good rhythm, not just spew thousands of volts at something.
I had CPR training years ago and they said it switched to no rescue breaths, apparently it's changed again to just be fewer. From the Mayo Clinic:
"Untrained- If you're not trained in CPR or worried about giving rescue breaths, then provide hands-only CPR. That means uninterrupted chest compressions of 100 to 120 a minute until paramedics arrive (described in more detail below). You don't need to try rescue breathing.
Trained and ready to go- If you're well-trained and confident in your ability, check to see if there is a pulse and breathing. If there is no pulse or breathing within 10 seconds, begin chest compressions. Start CPR with 30 chest compressions before giving two rescue breaths.
Trained but rusty- If you've previously received CPR training but you're not confident in your abilities, then just do chest compressions at a rate of 100 to 120 a minute. Details are described below."
Maybe she's just rusty and didn't get around to the breaths? :P
It depends on the type of firework. One of those little tubes that shoots them 20ft into the air? No, that's not gonna do anything to concrete or even much to a person's face. One of the mortar charges that lifts the firework hundreds of feet into the air, or several of them going off at once? That'd do some damage. Not as much as in the movie, but movies always get explosions wrong.
Current BLS/ACLS guidelines change the order of treating cardiac arrest patients from “ABC“ (i.e. airway, breathing in circulation) to “CAB” (i.e., chest, compressions, airway, breathing). The timing and quality of chest compressions is the most important predictor of survival in cardiac arrest patients and should be the first action.
Compressions are continued until the shock is ready to be deliver for patience with ventricular. Subsequent important maneuvers should be done, either during chest, compressions, after full cycle, or during the brief as possible interruption. Opening the airway and delivering rescue breath has taken a secondary role after beginning chest compressions, which should not be interrupted once started.
This also is included for drowning patients.
I know this change but it wild that opening the airway isn't the first step... giving compression to a blocked airway is a risk to a bursted lung...
cha cha real smooth and the lost daughter are some really good dakota johnson movies that don’t get enough love imo - i think she’s a great actress, just often gets overshadowed by this shit
39:30 It's a good thing she found a moment to diligently clean her shoes (including the soles) back to a pristine white after walking around in the muddy woods, otherwise dancing on that table would seem unsanitary.
Traffic Cameras-The first systems introduced in the late 1960s used film cameras to take their pictures. Gatsometer introduced the first red light camera in 1965, the first radar for use with road traffic in 1971 and the first mobile speed traffic camera in 1982; From the late 1990s, digital cameras began to be introduced. So by 2003 the tech was in use. The woman that died in the beginning was NSA (National Security Agency), they were workin on facial recog during Vietnam. By 2003 they would be using it.
Wow… I had watched The Movie Cynics take on this, and all I heard was his impression of French Mario. This was that first time I actually heard his voice, and I thought that impression was maybe a joke, but man, it was spot on!
Great reaction. I agree about the fireworks wouldn't be able to do the damage they portrayed in this movie, lol. Although fireworks used by professionals at 4th of July celebrations are much more explosive than the ones people buy at fireworks stores.
Best part was when they said " My Damn Webb connects us all"
Then she said "it's Webbin time"
Didn’t know that Spider-Man had a villain called captain ADR 😂😂😂
This. This reaction is everything
They don't teach mouth to mouth, respectively, mouth to nose, anymore.
Instead they tell you, to keep compressing the chest until the ambulance arrives, using the rhythm of the BeeGee's "Staying alive".
The more funny ones will tell you to use AC/DCs "Highway to lleH" instead. ;)
They say it got changed, because there's still enough air in the lungs, that can be circulated into the bloodstream by pressuring the chest _(until the ambulance arrives)._
And because most people either didn't do the breathing part - or did it wrong.
31:59 I'm surprised you guys didn't notice/point out exactly how pointless removing the license plates was, the damn licence number was still on top of the cab's roof!
You guys didn't understand. Those are Gandalf Fireworks! 😄😄😄
"Fireworks aren't bombs!"
If you have ever been in Mexico, you know this can be untrue.
If Clarus doesn't know Adam Scott does that mean she's never seen Parks and Rec? That would be a solid reaction show. I know it's outside of the normal channel reactions, but I think it could be a solid series
Severance would be right up their alley, though!
This movie gives me heavy Billy Zane Phantom vibes with a dash of 90s Fantastic 4...you know the one. I honestly feel for the cast in this movie. They showed up.😢
Suggestion: Do not drastically alter the story of a movie after principle photography is complete unless you're willing to just restart the production from the beginning.
Fireworks can be incredibly deadly and destructive, especially depending on the materials used in them.
I'm not sure who taught you guys CPR but its point absolutely isn't to circulate oxygen through ventilation. It's to circulate blood. It's been like that already in 2003 when I was getting my first first aid courses in school and it's even more the case now. Chest compression alone can save life. Ventilation is a nice-to-have add-on. In fact, for all the weird shit in this movie, its CPR technique is one of the best I've even seen in cinema and you couldn't be more wrong with your take on it.
The point of circulating blood IS to circulate oxygen. It doesn't matter if your blood is pumping if you don't also have oxygen in your blood. CPR guidelines include 2 breaths for every 30 chest compressions.
@Heavensrun please check your sources before commenting. The issue is too important to spread misinformation.
Enough gas exchange to keep oxygen circulation is achieved through the movement caused by chest compressions. Breaths (or mechanical ventilation) are still part of the professional CPR, but for untrained bystanders, the hands-only CPR has been advocated for years.
The American Heart Association, The European Resuscitation Council, and other organizations have released guidelines describing hands-only CPR as the main method to save someone's life.
Moreover, ERC actually stresses that breaths should be performed only if you're trained and able to do them without stopping compressions for more than 10 seconds. If, for whatever reason, you're not sure or comfortable with rescue breaths, you should stick to hands-only CPR, and that's why it's universally recommended and taught to general public.
I commend you for taking one for the team!
"No one ever helped me... FOLD CARDBOARD!"😢 😡😂
A fireworks factory in NY? Must be the big ones used for big displays since fireworks are illegal in NY unless you're licensed. They are actually like mortars.
I enjoyed this movie but then again, I went in completely blank. It's how I am capable to enjoy alot of movies.
That being said, I did not pick up that was Uncle Ben and that was Spideys baby shower 😂
I also forgot it was 2003 and that we were wearing low rider jeans and showing off our mid riff. Toxic was definitely huge in 2003, it was our clubbing song.
Technology was crap. Not many of us had phones and we barely used them. CCTV was everywhere but the quality wasn't and still isn't good enough to zoom in and identify a person. As for AI 😂 yeah nah, he would not be able to find these girls in 2003
Thanks to you two (and a few of your YT colleagues) Madame Web is no longer a tragic waste of two hours of my life. Thank you.
Sometimes I put this on in the background at work. It perfectly matches how I feel during a typical workday.
Her saying this is worse than batman v superman almost made my eyeballs pop out of my head like a looney tunes character. BVS has its script problems, but it still has good action, good effects, good visuals, good acting, good music, good lines and it clearly made by someone with a vision and story to tell. This movie borders between being A.I generated and being a high school video skit with a budget.
Since she’s 4 weeks early, you check the fluid to see if it’s amnio or urine. Literally a sniff test to avoid a false alarm.
This is up on Netflix now so I've seen and loved it. Only big miss was not having a young(er) JJJ almost get killed by the bad guy and yelling "I'll remember this!"
Oh, and you children need to understand that technology wasn't invented all in the last 10 years. Go watch "Enemy of the State" from the 90's. Same level of creepy spy tech.
That was wonderful, thank you for this reaction.
That ADR? *wild*. The anachronisms? *insane*. That guy in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died? Different in the final cut.
Nerdy will wake up in the middle of the night with Clarus SCREAMING: IT WAS 2003!!!!
You've heard all the bad reviews before watching so feels like you're watching this just to pick out the bad parts so the entire videos covered by your non stop laughter which is not what i find entertaining
Exactly... Hate these weak people
OMG I have never clicked on a notification so fast lol
same
So is it safe to say that this is the comic movie version of “The Room“: So bad it’s good and a potential cult classic?
We still have Kraven and whatever other masterpieces Sony has planned to go
Are fireworks different in Canada than they are in the rest of the world? I wonder if Canada's idea of fireworks is just like bang snaps where you throw them on the sidewalk and they make a loud noise.
Fireworks explode, but they're not missiles. They're not gonna punch through walls and blow shield shaped chunks of corrugated metal off of the walls.
He's right about the diner jukeboxes in New Jersey being loud. At least, in some of them. At Six Brothers Diner in Little Falls it was very loud. Every time we left there, my friend Ross would feed a bunch of money into the jukebox and queue up Livin' La Vida Loca like five or six times, then we would leave.
Y'all should watch Batman and Robin
I was so worried for Clarus in this reaction... it kept looking like she was gonna go insane
“I didn’t see Ben drinking.”
“He had a Budweiser in his hand.”
So, he WASN’T drinking, then?
BTW (ARC Tech here) the American Red Cross switched to non-respiratory chest compression during the COVID timeframe.
So, yes, no breathing chest compression is actually a thing, now.
This is going to be glorious 😂😭
i would have never thought there would be a WOT bookclub connection
This was an absolutely hilarious reaction. This will be one I return to multiple times.
They have to release a certain number of Spider-Man themed movies in order for the movie rights not to revert back to marvel, Google it you’ll find the explanation on why they force out crap like this and morbius, even why Peter Parker as a baby is being forced into this, it’s all about keeping their rights to Spider-Man and connected characters…
This movie was written by the same AI that wrote Jeepers Creepers Reborn.
They're watching this so we don't have to. Thank you for your service.
So I haven't seen this. Did the primitive spider tribe mail the baby back to America? Her mother and everyone else was dead. By the way fireworks were illegal in New Jersey from like 1936 to 2017 and have been illegal in New York since 1909. So I guess these were for a professional show and not public use.
they literally never explain the random fireworks at that location that Madame and Co. just happen to stumble upon and also they don’t explain at all how she got back to America after being born in fucking Peru in the middle of the forest so
This movie will eventually be considered a cult classic … as soon as Joel, Tom Servo, and Crow release the MST3K version.
From what I've seen of this movie, the "teenage girls" (quotes intentional) are completely obnoxious. I get that Dakota Johnson is supposed to be a "mother figure" to them, but they all look basically in the same age range. Why is it this foregone conclusion that the audience feels so protective of them that the plot bases all its tension on whether or not they'll be safe? It's to the point where the writers/producers are banking all future sequels on their shoulders--meaning they're so confident that the audience cares about them and we're clamoring for more obnoxiousness.
The new apartment implies she uses her powers for financial gain.....
Whoever wrote this script…. Have they ever had conversations with actual people?
20:00 , actually they do have tech to pull images out of thoughts and dreams now, using generative AI and a large dataset of brain scans of people reacting to images, but the person has to be hooked up to sensors reading their brain.
Man I got distracted looking up something on IMDb, and got yanked back in so hard by the Mat Cauthon call-out lol ❤ edit addition: you absolutely know the answer to the fireworks versus brick wall question: Luck 🙃
Have y’all seen the remake of Suspiria? It’s my favorite Dakota J movie
I feel like this movie is gaslighting me every time I see that villain guy talking and his mouth is DEFINITELY NOT MOVING THE WAY IT SHOULD BE
She's blind, but she's seated like she's looking out the window? Is she supposed to be sunbathing, like a house cat? :)
Dakota Johnson Fired her agent after this movie. She didnt know what she was signing for.
Pra minha "sorte", assisti a versão dublada, então não tive problema com a falta de sincronização de áudio do miranha do mal
9:37 Watch the Suspiria remake. It’s fucking awesome and she’s great in it
Hi Nerdy and Clarus , Always happy to see my favorite reaction people that I've met twice in my life... I enjoyed your reaction to menu web I even saw your reaction to the trailers after you met. And I love you guys and I respect and understand your decisions and opinions of the movie. I obviously enjoy this movie too because I've been waiting for Madame web to come in real life since spiderman 1994 and I love call a Johnson she must be the luck used to play the character !!
I wonder if I need to see the Actresses wearing the costumes at future sequel movie but it was really cool to see the awesome costumes from the trailer and from the visions of the future.
Yeah it was really cool to see uncle Ben much younger Peter Parker's uncle and his mom Mary parker which the baby was Peter parker he's not even gonna be spider ma young until he gets bit by spider so in this universe world he is just a baby born.
Maybe in this universe Peter parkers not the only one with spider powers.
What I enjoy most of your reaction this video was you laughing together 😅😅❤❤
Can we see my fair 2 people's next reaction to a movie I hope it's Dune 2 or Aquaman 2 !!
Glorious...
edit: "This is the worst script ever written" no no... worst 5 scripts :D
One of THE BEST reactions y’all have ever done. I basically spent this entire video laughing until my sides hurt.
This takes me back to the original theatrical version of Highlander 2. So bad, it might be good.
What the hell does ADR mean ?
Accident Data Recorder
Advanced Digital Recording (thats maybe the only one that kinda could make sense)
Adverse Drug Reaction
i don't get it (sorry maybe because i'm german)🤔
Also what was there to see at 1:51 ? Maybe its the mini-screen here that i don't get that ?
Automated Dialogue Replacement, It's basically recording dialogue over a film in a booth later. It's used a lot, but not this obviously.
@@NerdyNightly Thanks. So that is like when we have "bad lip sync" in a german synchronized version ?
And also, is ADR something that every person in Canada directly understands, or only people that work in specific jobs ?
Ok, i haven't watched any of the movies of Burk Sharpless, but i watched the "Lost in Space" series and it was quite good. I first stopped after a few episodes, but tried it again after it was completed and this time i watched it all in it also got better with the time.
Else, on IMDB Madame Web actually has 3.8 .. thats by far the worst, all other movies have at least 5.1 (Morbius) and the rest even more.
CPR breath thing was covered I was like they did perform CPR right.
I came here for the Fireworks discussion!
Just a warning might want to go back and edit this one because there's a bit of a slip in it.
With the CPR thing, maybe Dakota Johnson just didn´t want to put her mouth on other people´s for this movie (? which I would understand given how she was treated.
23:38 I think it's more like her version of spidey sense.
Will this movie win Best Comedy of 2024? Based on this reaction, i'd say so ... ✌️😸 🌻
Thank ya'll for taking this kick to the groin for all of us, guys!
This might be the best review you’ve ever done. You should start a bad movie review playlist.
I will say one nice thing about the movie… I like the toxic fight scene, it was well edited and a fun sequence
Third and last comment, fireworks can't melt steel beams
It's funny because Nerdy usually gets a lot of flack for being super critical in reactions, but this is the one time he can totally be and be safe because this was super trash xD (And I say "Nerdy" but tbh even when I say something about THEIR reactions a lot of incels pile on Clarus for no reason... -_-.... I almost deleted all my comments on the avatar reaction cuz I dunno why people do that...."
I have a new appreciation of this movie after watching your reaction. Thank you.
Oooooooo ^^
Also,any chance you'd react to the 'Californication' comedy tv show with Duchovny as lead? Thanks
Noooo the 3rd act is a MJ mission 😭😭
Wild that you think the acting is good 😵💫