Episode Guide 56:10 Sry Nickelodeon -- 0:28 Shirt Designs - 2:29 Subway - 3:06 Fake fish 4:09 The Sandwich 4:57 Guest Intro 6:25 Show Interruption (Donut+BH) - 8:27 Brand new at this - 11:55 it’s all jokes folks 12:55 Cows - 15:48 Cow insurance/attorney 16:12 The Old (wild wild) West 22:13 Ads 26:20 Old timey Doctoring - 27:05 arrow in prince’s face 29:03 Witches 31:37 Torture Device (Bull) - 35:00 Skinned Judge Sisamnes - 36:37 Bone Tomahawk 37:54 IMAX cameras - 39:00 Oppenheimer - 40:06 Pay-per view Nuke show 43:16 Dr. Monster 46:23 Fan Fiction - 48:25 Chat gpt - 50:38 Necromancy Camp - 51:31 Pancake D 54:58 Orphanage on fire 56:10 CatDog Eiffel Tower - 1:01:00 Hey dude 1:03:11 Froggy Fresh 1:07:16 UnSubscribe Pod Talk 10/10 chaotic goodness 😂 Cows flipping in the air, snake oil sellers, and witches. Then what would happen if we blew all that up. This episode went everywhere and left no stone unturned. Instant classic
As a long time watcher of Unsubscribe,and after seeing this episode, this is more of a fever dream than unsubscribe. Which should not have been possible, it's like LSD decided to crack a cold one with it's boys cocaine and shrooms with a touch of the tism. ❤❤
"The best part about this, is no-one can get mad at it because nothing we say is true or real" - JT I think you're forgetting about the news, good sir.
Thanks for making my day guys as always. Caleb when are you coming back to your home state, so we can swing on some grapevines into the Greenbrier River?
First time watching this channel good job guys I’m currently at the part with the cows and the train but where I’m from we call them cow catchers not cow pitchers. I love your show. Keep up the good work I will be subscribing
They CALLED IT, I just saw a news article on a meme where back in April a man actually did get killed from a flying cow that had been punted into the air by a train.
On a serious note, you guys should see if you can work with Flashgitz. They are super good animators that could capture what you're saying and bring it to life.
Great episode gentlemen, the time flew by it did not feel as though it was an hour long video. Thank you this was what I needed today, again thank you.
0:00 Well I wasn’t expecting the episode to start like THAT… lol ELI!!!! Haven’t seen him in a while!! 3:08 I could sure go for a fake fish sammich from subway, right about now. 3:56 H-how does it taste like tuna fish, then? 4:18 I’m listening to the video so when I hear, “Touch it” “You also weren’t expecting cheese that color”, my mind wanders, gentlemen… 6:35 DONUT! Miss ya, dude! 6:55 BRANBRN BRRBERRBA!!!! 7:17 Well, why not?! Let’s hear them! 9:50 Remember the one episode where Ren and or Stimpy were lathering up that redhead’s boobies in the shower? 15:28 NEW SHIRT IDEA! A cow falling through some shit and a person smushed under the cow. 17:17 NEW SHIRT IDEA! Snake goo tonic. 17:57 NEW SHIRT IDEA! Stomped Turtle goo tonic. 19:33 NEW SHIRT IDEA! Maggot Leech goo tonic. 23:56 Oh boy! I can’t wait to try some of this on Escargot! 28:41 Hahaha reminds me of Bob the Necromancer doing the…uh… “Unboxing” videos. 35:53 NEW SHIRT IDEA! Corrupt Judge Skin Chair 36:11 The face is going to be the part that you sit on 38:42 I’m sorry, we could hWat now?? 41:30 Have a tier where you have the horse gravitron! 42:06 That’s some Saw level stuff, right there. Lol 44:55 There can be no suffering if there is no LIFE 45:53 You know who’d be perfect for that? MEATCANYON! 56:01 They can AI generate movie trailers. You guys could AI generate ALL of this shit. Who needs MeatCanyon?! Lol 58:31 You mean this is hilarious!! 🤣 Jared screeching like a banshee is probably the best thing because you KNOW something is hilarious and fucked up. 1:07:52 That’s why I stopped watching Unsub, regularly. I can only stand Baddie in small doses, now. He’s too screamy. GREAT VIDEO, GUYS!
36 mins in, your talking about human chair, fyi they did something exactly like that in Borat 2. Love the podcast keep it up. Payper view nuke got me good 😂
Ren & Stimpy. Probably my favorite childhood cartoon show followed by Beavis & Butthead. Seriously I'm glad I grew up then cause cartoons then compared to now would 100% get banned and removed from TV.
🎶"it rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, it rolls over your neighbors dog, its great for a snack, it fits on your back, it's log, log, log! Log, log, its big, it's heavy, it's wood. Log, log, it's better than bad, it's good!🎶 Everyone loves a log!
This entire episode felt like I chewed 2 lb of high grade edibles followed by five dab rips and an entire baggie of mushrooms. I love these fever dreams
I fucken choked when Brandon said, "Cody 'I Can't *REDACTED TO NOT SPOIL FOR OTHER VIEWERS*' Garrett. Oh, Frick. Also, nukes arent set off in atmosphere because the atmospheric radiation levels are making it impossible to create Steel that isnt radioactive. Any geiger counter or radiation sensitive equipment manufactured today is made from naval vessels that predate the bombings of Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
Wtf 🍩 is looking massive love the way you all just go hard for each others pod cast I have to say really picks me up feeling shitty pod cast session make it all better Time for pie and unsubscribe keep me grounded !!!! You rock also grape vines are awesome !
"Giles Corey" was an 81 years old farmer who got smashed to death by being sandwiched between wood and having rocks placed on him during the "Salem witch trials"
I absolutely love this podcast its just a laugh from beginning to end and extremely refreshing to listen to. Just a podcast about nothing yet everything all at once.❤
Blue hairs: “Save the turtles” Caleb: “Wanna see my turtle stompin’ boots?” Seen every episode of unsub where you guys are both obviously God tier bros, love the show, was so fucking stoked to see tizzy 2tap in the thumbnail 👌🔥🤣
I feel like they should do a sketch with the elixirs but they should be mages from the Middle Ages 😂😂 and each one of the elixirs is just made by a different snack and a little pee 😂😂
Well, well, well. Look who swung in through on a grapevine for a minute and dropped off Eli and random whiteclaws Lmao Awesome episode. I laughed way too hard
Episode Guide
56:10 Sry Nickelodeon
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0:28 Shirt Designs
- 2:29 Subway
- 3:06 Fake fish
4:09 The Sandwich
4:57 Guest Intro
6:25 Show Interruption (Donut+BH)
- 8:27 Brand new at this
- 11:55 it’s all jokes folks
12:55 Cows
- 15:48 Cow insurance/attorney
16:12 The Old (wild wild) West
22:13 Ads
26:20 Old timey Doctoring
- 27:05 arrow in prince’s face
29:03 Witches
31:37 Torture Device (Bull)
- 35:00 Skinned Judge Sisamnes
- 36:37 Bone Tomahawk
37:54 IMAX cameras
- 39:00 Oppenheimer
- 40:06 Pay-per view Nuke show
43:16 Dr. Monster
46:23 Fan Fiction
- 48:25 Chat gpt
- 50:38 Necromancy Camp
- 51:31 Pancake D
54:58 Orphanage on fire
56:10 CatDog Eiffel Tower
- 1:01:00 Hey dude
1:03:11 Froggy Fresh
1:07:16 UnSubscribe Pod Talk
10/10 chaotic goodness 😂
Cows flipping in the air, snake oil sellers, and witches. Then what would happen if we blew all that up. This episode went everywhere and left no stone unturned. Instant classic
I can hardly keep up with what's being said as I'm listening to it, how the fuck did you chronicle everything!?🤣
Good work my man!
Thanks Time Stamp Man
I will never recover from the CatDog segment
Your injury is not service related.
Anytime Eli and Caleb are together it's the best fever dream because those 2 riff off each other in the craziest way
That mommy daddy cummy pussy segment was epic.
Wish everyone had stayed, would have been a wild podcast 😂
We don’t have enough microphones 😒
@@TimeForPiegoing to need you to step those numbers
@@TimeForPieI'm pretty sure Brandon could have sat on Eli's lap and Cody sat on Caleb's lap. Problem solved LOL
@@nubbyfresh5623 maybe Eli on Brandon's lap. Weight difference 🙂
As a long time watcher of Unsubscribe,and after seeing this episode, this is more of a fever dream than unsubscribe. Which should not have been possible, it's like LSD decided to crack a cold one with it's boys cocaine and shrooms with a touch of the tism. ❤❤
More than a touch. We are fully on the spectrum
No, no..... Y'all are the spectrum 🤣
And it's awesome
The cat dog spit roast 😂😂😂 its pretty much a giant furry Chinese finger trap
Ya'll need to do a merge episode with unsubscribe. You can call it the unsubscribe for pie episode it would be epic
there's a unsub podcast with jt and caleb
@@joey1071 I know
😂 I love grown ass adults that refuse to act like adults! Awesome episode boys !
Unsub is funny but this has had me crying at work many times. The funniest chaos on the internet
Come back every week.
@@TimeForPieI need 2 a week so I don't end up Ryan Reynoldsing myself due to depression! Let's get right on that please Team!
If unsubscribe is a podcast on acid, then Time for Pie is a podcast on ayahuasca.
@@TimeForPie have been and will continue to!
The FBI guy spying on your podcast computer is just like wtf
We are already on our third agent
@@TimeForPieand every government List from every government Agency!
A good way to start the day with some pie
"The best part about this, is no-one can get mad at it because nothing we say is true or real" - JT
I think you're forgetting about the news, good sir.
Just saw the rest of the boys walk in...this is gunna be good😂😂
Thanks for making my day guys as always. Caleb when are you coming back to your home state, so we can swing on some grapevines into the Greenbrier River?
Time for Pie Tuesday. Great way to start the work day!
It sure is!
Just by the title alone i can already tell this is gonna be a hectic video, keep it up fellas
And it was chaos.😂 I don’t know how but these episode keep getting better and better.
First time watching this channel good job guys I’m currently at the part with the cows and the train but where I’m from we call them cow catchers not cow pitchers. I love your show. Keep up the good work I will be subscribing
Nothing like some fresh Pie to start the day!
Grape Vines are fricken awesome. Frick.
+1
Oh gods this is my first episode of this podcast and just "goo"
Listen to more
"Lotta polio going around" was such a great bit. I could do with more of the inept old west doctors bit
18:20 this snake and turtle convo is killing me!!!
Heck yeah, just as I need a reason to get my walk in!
They CALLED IT, I just saw a news article on a meme where back in April a man actually did get killed from a flying cow that had been punted into the air by a train.
On a serious note, you guys should see if you can work with Flashgitz. They are super good animators that could capture what you're saying and bring it to life.
Time for pie changes name to "We are sorry!"
Great episode gentlemen, the time flew by it did not feel as though it was an hour long video. Thank you this was what I needed today, again thank you.
The Brazen Bull turned someone into the first ever Pizza Roll. Crispy outside gooie inside
Perfectly cooked. Unlike a hot pocket in the microwave
I'm drinking frickin piss, eating beans and swinging on a grapevine watching this masterpiece.
You’re gonna get a tummy ache
Turtle Stompin', Badger Bashin' & Snake Ringin'; just another day in the life of Caleb the Travelling Apothacary
Grapevine swinging, Húsafell stone lifting, Horse attorney-ing. son of a gun 😂😂
A joke so funny you can barely get it out without dieing from laughter... Valhalla is calling your name. 🍌 👍😁🤣
#Caleb
the eyepick stab sound needs to be the Garand PING if you ever get this animated
I've been trying to put my contacts for the last 10 minutes, guys. Can y'all stop being so funny for like 5 seconds??
No
I almost threw up and crashed my semi from laughing so hard.
God damn that was the mental reset I needed for the week LOL
A good hearty belly laugh will always wash away the stresses of work.
Your podcast is off the chain 😂😂😂😂 I’m literally wetting myself with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Big shouts out to BRANDON HARD R HERRERA. My favorite AK man.
Eiffel towers and mayonnaise, gonna be another great episode 😎
0:00 Well I wasn’t expecting the episode to start like THAT… lol
ELI!!!! Haven’t seen him in a while!!
3:08 I could sure go for a fake fish sammich from subway, right about now.
3:56 H-how does it taste like tuna fish, then?
4:18 I’m listening to the video so when I hear, “Touch it” “You also weren’t expecting cheese that color”, my mind wanders, gentlemen…
6:35 DONUT! Miss ya, dude!
6:55 BRANBRN BRRBERRBA!!!!
7:17 Well, why not?! Let’s hear them!
9:50 Remember the one episode where Ren and or Stimpy were lathering up that redhead’s boobies in the shower?
15:28 NEW SHIRT IDEA! A cow falling through some shit and a person smushed under the cow.
17:17 NEW SHIRT IDEA! Snake goo tonic.
17:57 NEW SHIRT IDEA! Stomped Turtle goo tonic.
19:33 NEW SHIRT IDEA! Maggot Leech goo tonic.
23:56 Oh boy! I can’t wait to try some of this on Escargot!
28:41 Hahaha reminds me of Bob the Necromancer doing the…uh… “Unboxing” videos.
35:53 NEW SHIRT IDEA! Corrupt Judge Skin Chair
36:11 The face is going to be the part that you sit on
38:42 I’m sorry, we could hWat now??
41:30 Have a tier where you have the horse gravitron!
42:06 That’s some Saw level stuff, right there. Lol
44:55 There can be no suffering if there is no LIFE
45:53 You know who’d be perfect for that? MEATCANYON!
56:01 They can AI generate movie trailers. You guys could AI generate ALL of this shit. Who needs MeatCanyon?! Lol
58:31 You mean this is hilarious!! 🤣 Jared screeching like a banshee is probably the best thing because you KNOW something is hilarious and fucked up.
1:07:52 That’s why I stopped watching Unsub, regularly. I can only stand Baddie in small doses, now. He’s too screamy.
GREAT VIDEO, GUYS!
Baddie is also to liberal at times!
Love this. This is a cool insight into how you watch the episode. I hope you have good week. 🍻🫡
@@TimeStampDude Thanks, man. Hope you have a good week, as well!
I can't wait to watch. You guys are funny and you can never go wrong with Eli.
I’ve gone wrong with Eli once.
It would be a spectator event that people would go watch a nuke pop in the desert.
Someone has to draw a realistic Dan Schneider walking in on all this orgy happening and going huh that makes me look normal
36 mins in, your talking about human chair, fyi they did something exactly like that in Borat 2.
Love the podcast keep it up.
Payper view nuke got me good 😂
Cow tuggin' but it's a steer
Had to finish the episode today, loved it! Next time yall go to unsub have Baddie just show up not knowing and film it
@43:16 Dr. Monster is the new Death Race, but with Nukes instead of cars.
Ren & Stimpy. Probably my favorite childhood cartoon show followed by Beavis & Butthead. Seriously I'm glad I grew up then cause cartoons then compared to now would 100% get banned and removed from TV.
Fricken tuna 😂 I tell all my friends that story as well blows there mind
Man I am listing to the Necromancy camp in Hawaii part. Now it all makes sense why the fires started. Oops wrong spell 😂😂
Pretty frickin sic episode, gotta try that hot salt
It’s hot!
🎶"it rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, it rolls over your neighbors dog, its great for a snack, it fits on your back, it's log, log, log! Log, log, its big, it's heavy, it's wood. Log, log, it's better than bad, it's good!🎶 Everyone loves a log!
Ten episodes of this podcast without audio or video issues? *looks at Eli, takes BIG sip*
Hahaha 😂 too true.
This entire episode felt like I chewed 2 lb of high grade edibles followed by five dab rips and an entire baggie of mushrooms. I love these fever dreams
Cheaper than drugs!
@@TimeForPieAlmost Cheaper Then Drugs!
I fucken choked when Brandon said, "Cody 'I Can't *REDACTED TO NOT SPOIL FOR OTHER VIEWERS*' Garrett. Oh, Frick. Also, nukes arent set off in atmosphere because the atmospheric radiation levels are making it impossible to create Steel that isnt radioactive. Any geiger counter or radiation sensitive equipment manufactured today is made from naval vessels that predate the bombings of Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
Timestamp?
I really wanna see Rich (AngryCops) on this podcast on day. I feel the shenanigans would be legendary.
Dudes! You guys are hiLARious!
Wtf 🍩 is looking massive love the way you all just go hard for each others pod cast I have to say really picks me up feeling shitty pod cast session make it all better Time for pie and unsubscribe keep me grounded !!!! You rock also grape vines are awesome !
I agree. First thought was, damn Cody looks like he's on a prison workout schedule! Grape vines are cool, but fuck grape rows.
9 minutes in and this episode makes me so happy. You degenerates made my day. Caleb, homie, that laugh had me rolling!
The whole time I was waiting for "Saayyy hi to Eli"
"Giles Corey" was an 81 years old farmer who got smashed to death by being sandwiched between wood and having rocks placed on him during the "Salem witch trials"
Yikes. Not a great sandwich
If Caleb is here, so am I.
Is Cody wearing a purse because Brandon has established dominance? XD love yall
Bruh cat dog!! 🤣 would definitely be a Chinese fingertrap
This is like the rated r version of unsubscribe podcast 😂
I've watched this episode twice already! Still laugh till I get coughing fits 😂... Eli is the perfect guest for y'all...
What's interesting about the hot salt, is that Thai food traditionally uses different flavored salts. Hot salt seems like a legit and tasty product!
It is!!
Frick!
Y'all know Froggy Fresh was swinging from grape vines with Money Maker Mike on BMX bikes operating the holler.
Caleb smooshing turtles together sounds like his offenders power
Payperview the bomb! Play it just after noon siren goes off too
This animal documentary starts off a bit slow with snake egg nog or whatnot but it picks up speed with the glow in the dark elephants.
Gentlemen “tips fedora”
M’Lady
You guys forgot the part where the "scientist" couldn't match the DNA to anything at all.
I'm so glad I drive while work. In my van, i laugh my ass off and people look at me weird. Keep it up the great content, such a great escape.
Oh lawd, im dying. Best episode for sure
exactly what I thought this would be🤣
That chicken sandwich is where "the last of us" begins.
probably, its getting smarter for sure
Frick yeah, Grapevines🤣
I absolutely love this podcast its just a laugh from beginning to end and extremely refreshing to listen to. Just a podcast about nothing yet everything all at once.❤
I'd love to see you guys animated doing Dr. Monster stuff.
Blue hairs: “Save the turtles”
Caleb: “Wanna see my turtle stompin’ boots?”
Seen every episode of unsub where you guys are both obviously God tier bros, love the show, was so fucking stoked to see tizzy 2tap in the thumbnail 👌🔥🤣
Frick dude. What a great way to end the day.
Damn this frickin podcast had me laughing so hard!
Phuking love this fever dream of a podcast
Baddie needs parachute so he can pull the rip cord when he's out
Great episode guys as always 👏
I feel like they should do a sketch with the elixirs but they should be mages from the Middle Ages 😂😂 and each one of the elixirs is just made by a different snack and a little pee 😂😂
So many awesome nuggets in this episode. I could design a dozen brands just from this. lol
Good stuff boys love this Natural dribble.. funny Quick witted like a boss
eli is such a great guest, this was so much fun to watch.
Small podcast my a#s, Time for pie and unsubscribe are the only two I watch cause they're the best.
We are just a baby still.
@TimeForPie Well you're one of the few podcasts that make me smile, and that ain't easy, thank you.
Thank god! you got the funny one from unsubscribe!
be nice lol
Imagine ai generator didn't like kids jumping out of a burning school...
It only showed kids near a burning school or building
Love this podcast! My favs, along with drinking bros!
Eli is one of my most favorite persons on the planet, this was a great episode. ❤️👍🍌🤪
Banana good sir Banana 🫡🍌🍻
@@TimeStampDude 🤣
He's got the 'tism touch!
Don't whiz on the electric fence!
God bless everyone in this chat! 🙏
When 🍊 man back?
Love the podcast makes my morning cardio fun
That chicken sandwich has dried now, and is actively absorbing smells (beer farts, BO, etc.) Don't eat that!
That sandwich arrived dried. It hasn’t changed at all in a couple months.
Well, well, well. Look who swung in through on a grapevine for a minute and dropped off Eli and random whiteclaws Lmao
Awesome episode. I laughed way too hard
Fricken witches 😂😂😂😂 oh, they got some hellacious torture devices
New segment? When cows attack 😂